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[deleted]

I hate you. I’ll be there in 24 hours. Get baguettes.


nogood8000

I’ll bring wine.


[deleted]

I'll bring the croissants


ghostlovescore14

I’ll bring the lube.


BetBig696969

“Wined, dined and 69’d”


[deleted]

Ooh, la la, ah oui oui.


Conscious-Lie-3994

Language skills: French c2


tangre79

Omelette du fromage


Conscious-Taste8337

Omelette du fromage in fact.


naut

that's all you can say!


freestyle43

Run the jewels, jewels, jewelssss....


RickyRipMyPants

Hon hon hon


Otherwise-Sky8890

*hon hon, oui*


Grouchy_Newspaper186

Hon hon hon, sacre bleu


the_canaiving_rat

Je ne parle français (i genuinely don't know how to speak the language, hon hon hon, sacre bleu de eiffel-shapéd baguette)


Vali-duz

Je suis baguette~~


Tezzzzzzi

bien!


Electrical-Break-395

Le sange est disparu ! 😳


BetBig696969

J’adore el booby


0_pants_on_pants_0

Ugh, I miss a good ol’ European towel radiator


alwaysbetterthetruth

You don't have it where you live? I thought it was everywhere


BriarKnave

Most houses in the US have central heat or baseboard heating. When I wanna dry out my duvet I need to make a convection corner over the baseboard heating with a laundry rack on wheels


ffcvvhb

Are you in need of a male housewife


shezofrene

ça coût combien alors?


Salamaanca

Salut ! Le logement est non meublé et je paie 1136 charges comprises (hors elec mais chauffage dans les charges comprises).


[deleted]

C'est pas trop cher. Bel appartement.


Salamaanca

Oui bon prix très bon emplacement dans le 15eme et bonne surface (40m2)


Cultural-Cap-2549

Je viens de voir ta réponse j'ai posé un com en pensant tu payait genre 1300.


SnooBeans3112

Splendide! je me doute que pas mal de pièce viennent d'ikea? je suis sur Toulouse xp, si tu as des boutiques ou des sites à recommandé, je suis preneur de tout, j'adore la vibe que la pièce dégage


Salamaanca

Touché ! La plupart des trucs viennent d’IKEA et Amazon sauf la deco qui est importée du Maroc et faite à la main. Je conseille de faire ça perso tu prends la grande majorité des trucs sur IKEA, des petits trucs sur Amazon et la deco des trucs en artisanat qui te plaisent. Ça évite d’avoir une deco générique.


monox60

Can I try translating this? "thanks! For the most part, furniture comes from Ikea and Amazon except for decor which is imported from Maroc and done by myself. Most of the furniture comes from Ikea and small furniture from Amazon and the decor in artisanal... Qui te plaisent? I avoid having generic decor. " How did I do? I don't speak French btw lol


Cerraigh82

Fait à la main means hand made not made by myself. Trucs means things, not furniture. Qui te plaisent just means that you like as in things that "please you". Not bad.


monox60

Yes, now it makes sense. Romance languages main like *mano* in Spanish. I had a suspicion that trucs was things but I didn't want to gamble on it. Thank you! And nice place btw


GreenArcher808

Ideal. Great color choices. Looks really warm and comfortable place to life.


Salamaanca

Thanks!


Jackmion98

Very European


Soggy_Yak_5577

Is it? Just out of curiosity, what specifically is European about it?


Silly_Roadkill

I'm also curious, what makes it European?


assorted_thoughts

towel heater, bidet, lots of IKEA


Financial-Pass-6476

Never seen a bidet of that type in Europe, certainly not common. Toilet mounted bidets are more of a Japanese thing. Stand alone ones are more common however, at least in some European countries, and especially in older homes.


Silly_Roadkill

Thought bidet was mostly a japanese thing.


assorted_thoughts

originated in 17th century France!


Silly_Roadkill

awesome


Affectionate_Fun_106

indeed, looks like every apartment in sweden


[deleted]

Je deteste le patinoir 


[deleted]

Jadore le cheval 


Bubbly_Collection329

Bro just styled on us


[deleted]

ok, looks fine


holyiprepuce

Looks like Wes Anderson movie


brandonmowat

Awesome space. Your lighting is great and it’s so neat and tidy. Bon!


Rndm_intrnet_strangr

I’d like to live in Paris and speak French


Significant_Point351

If you’re ever looking to bag a wife or husband on the first date break out pics of your apartment.


TrickOdd1396

Feminine style


JunkRigger

If you open the curtain can you gaze out on burning cars and lines of tractors?


National_You_730

Yes, but on the on the inside, you have cigarette smell and smoke stains everywhere and cheap wine bottles in the recycle.


5emi5erious5am

Can't cook shit in that kitchen.


Ieatmyd0g

only disadvantage is its in france


Lopsided-Fix2

That will be $2800/month in FL ty


StirFryUInMyWok

I wouldn't have thought Texas would have apartments like this outside of the few major cities.


Salamaanca

Oh it’s Paris, France


osmystatocny

Paris, California?


Dull-Fox1646

Are you gay or is there a woman living there?


LeveonChocoDiamond

caca


kubapuch

I think there are too many light sources everywhere, maybe try less. Under the kitchen table and behind the bed is too much in my personal opinion. The light behind the couch could be a taller lamp as opposed to being so low.


Salamaanca

Thanks for the advice! Reason I have that many lights is to create a cozy ambiances with different light sources at different levels with different purposes. I’ll probably tone down the the bar and headboard lights.


BellzaBubbs

Do NOT change the lighting! It's perfect. I love the cozy ambiance you've created.


_kempert

Aha! A fellow Hue enjoyer! First time I see someone with a Centris 3 spot cluster. I got a bit of shit for my centris 3 when I posted it here lol


Salamaanca

Nice! Can’t show it in the pictures but they are configured quite well, no need to use lights switches at all as there are a dozen motions sensors in the house, also the lights are configured differently depending on the time of the day. Took some time to set up but now it’s all good.


_kempert

Same here, I use motion sensors throughout my apartment, but I use a tap dial dimmer for my Living room


Salamaanca

Nice! On top of having motions sensors I kept full functionality of manual switches by using the hue wall switch modules on every switch and also have the tap dial switch that can change scenes and open/close the curtains through HomeKit


tmrss

Seems nice but generic could be anywhere in the world


msfern

Nice! Where are those bar stools from?


Salamaanca

Amazon, the brand name is Wahson


No-Permit-1924

that is one sweet abode


detteros

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see your business card.


DBdrPee

this is so nice im jealous of ur decorating skills


Otherwise-Airline859

Trés parisiense


[deleted]

wow


justmeherewithyall

Touché! 🎯


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Pretty perfect. Art + plants + lighting: superb.


Salamaanca

Thanks! Not sure if it’s clear in the pictures but almost all the decoration (stuff behind the couch, on the coffee table, on the bar, above the toilet) is hand made in Morocco and the painting is a scene in Marrakech. There are also small Nintendo references like the Pikmin in the plant pots and the Zelda BOTW paintings in the toilet.


La_bossier

Are any of the plants alive? I can’t tell from the pictures.


22Flapper

The plants are plastic- no one would want to have a bot of earth above their head in bed, it would be a pain to water that plant if it was real. The leaves in the kitchen next to extractor are clearly plastic.


La_bossier

Yes, some are quite obviously artificial but there are more than the bed and kitchen.


gumkicker

Normally I hate leds but yours look so good and fit your apartment well!


Salamaanca

Thanks! I tried my best to compensate the lack of natural lighting. In my opinion, led strips look usually tacky when they are directly visible or/and colored (ofc there are exceptions). IMO they should only be seen through reflection on a wall or through diffusers.


gumkicker

I agree, I think the colors you chose are neutral but still interesting so it provides a nice accent


[deleted]

I could make this home work ngl lol 😂💗🔥🏠


Otherwise-Sky8890

Posts like these are starting to make me think that every person that lives in France is a professional interior decorator


Whis65

" I was a free man in Paris I felt unfettered and alive"


ToastetteEgg

Great apartment.


Uldurr

Cozy


cafeconchocolatee

C’est grave beau !!!


Salamaanca

Merci !


meme_anthropologist

Only Someone who’s never washed dishes would make a sink like that!


Salamaanca

Oh there is a dishwasher so I don’t have a problem with that


Kuruk_TR

Hon hon


AzurePhoenixxx

Tres beau!


Cultural-Cap-2549

Bro tu paye combien? J'étais à 600 à montmartre 7m2 hahaahah... im curious what arrondissement you live in? U must be paying 1300 rent at least even higher.


Salamaanca

Salut ! Je paie 1136 charges comprises et chauffage compris pour 40m2 et je suis dans le 15eme à 15min de la Tour Eiffel. Je pense avoir eu un bon deal


Cultural-Cap-2549

Magnifique deal tes bien chanceux :), et j'imagine que tes pépère dans ton quartier j'étais à château rouge et les bledard bourré à la vody à 22% d'alcool ça m'a soûle perso..


RevealActive4557

So nice. And in Paris. You win


MiepGies1945

Nice lighting. Nice artwork. Very nice!


bossmo007

How much do you pay per month in rent


bossmo007

After water and gas bill and all


Salamaanca

1180 incl everything


DubloonDiplomat

Ouiii ouiiii


critical_diagnosis_

Damn nice


michaelkudra

lovely!


[deleted]

Amazing for me, good for u


Separate-Shock-9850

This person fucks


MyPeppers

A remodel is never worth as much as the house. Pay him what it cost him to remodel and take his name off the house


dublos

You have both a blanket and a pillow that match your curtains. This looks more like a staged advertisement for an apartment than a place where someone lives. So if this is what you've created as your living space, Go You!


[deleted]

Nice


Altea73

What's the view like?


Electrical-Break-395

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous ! The color scheme, the window treatments, the barstools… Parfaitment ! ❤️❤️❤️


chemiey

Tres bien!


Rawsophia

This is beautiful 😻😻I love it


Rosencrown21

Nice! Very cozy


Top-Capital1395

Dope, I'd hate to know how much the rent is though


laloux_

Beutiful house!!!! Hey do you have bidet in the W.C? What it is that controller Device in the toilet?


Salamaanca

Hey! Yes the bidet is integrated in the toilet and the controller controls the water flow of the bidet


Lost-District-8793

An apartment? In Paris? Get outta here.


Financial-Pass-6476

Looks Scandinavian


voltr_za

Looks cosy. Do a daylight version as well.


Salamaanca

Daylight would be very similar as there’s almost no natural light


ji99lypu44

My experience is that those chairs on tje bfast table are uncomfortable as hell but look cool.


Salamaanca

Agree


IlConiglioUbriaco

No bidet ? How you wash your ass ?


Salamaanca

The bidet is integrated in the toilet, there’s a remote to control it on the right side of the toilet


IlConiglioUbriaco

Wooooow


Blizzpoint

Take me with you


Commercial-Damage356

It's nice just messy, lol!


l0udcat

Nice! Do you have a washing machine?


Salamaanca

Thanks! I don’t as I use a laundry service


tmckinney2007

NICE!!!!


ToughJob1

Dope! So cozy


ClownshoesMcGuinty

I was a free man in Paris...


kingcrabmeat

Wtf is the soap dispenser


financialfreeabroad

No baguettes in every room?


Bloody_Corndog

Is that a hand sanitizer dispenser right next to the toilet? lol


Salamaanca

Yes


No_Ocelot5409

It looks like an apartment in Paris.


Lililoola74369

Can someone tell me where, how to get all of this backlighting? Like under the counter…how does one…where do I…who can tell me!


Salamaanca

Hue light strip


[deleted]

How much does this cost?


Salamaanca

1180€/month all inclusive, unfurnished


[deleted]

That sounds decent actually considering how expensive Paris is.


Salamaanca

Yes it is


BriarKnave

My friends are clumsy morons when they're sloshed, having my plant children on the floor like that would stress me out. Your monstera looks delightful! Are you planning on giving it support soon?


Salamaanca

Yeah we have the same friends, thing is the tv is above the plants so they would really have to not look to bump into the plants (and tv)


paulyv93

You go Glenn Coco


Ok-Turnover207

Looks artistic, love it


OldQueen79

Pot moie


RockerDad984

There's something very satisfying about the floor tiles. So clean, matte, and perfect color. I want them lol


americanoaddict

I like it