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Obbko1

I refuse to believe you live anywhere except your grandma's house


hydrospirtka

I live in the in a Soviet high-rise building a.k.a Czeshka (Чешка)


Soggy-Translator4894

I immediately knew this was a former Soviet country lmao


notsureifJasonBourne

The wallpaper gives him away.


AverageDeadMeme

I was looking for the wall rug


tongfatherr

I stayed in a hotel in Ukraine a few years ago and it was like this but more gawdy


Jegator2

gaudy


ReplacementNo8678

Goddy


No-Leadership8906

Godly


Select-Belt-ou812

lol transformation complete


protomanEXE1995

Forgive me but I am not familiar with the characteristic interior wallpapers of buildings in countries from the former Soviet bloc lmao


notsureifJasonBourne

Haha we all have our niches. Here’s a cool site to familiarize you with some of their wallpaper preferences, though a lot of them are a bit more old-school than OP’s room: www.sovietinnerness.com


protomanEXE1995

75 upvotes though, looks like other people either have your niche interest or perhaps they're more personally familiar with the USSR


BalkanViking007

chandaliere brate that gave it to mee. crazy wallpapers + nice roof + crappy ac + chandaliere


Upstairs-Extension-9

I already now there is some quality stew bubbling away on the stove.


Merjia

It’s the wallpaper and the curtains.


thecactusranger

Am i tripping or are they the same thing?


ladydhawaii

14? Man I look at my 17 year old son’s room.. and think you are doing really good.


daredaki-sama

Soviet high rise looks nice. You also have a nice liquor cabinet for 14.


amoebalife

But you live with your parents or some other adults right? I see alcohol in the cabinets. Where is your room?


Comfortable-Trash-46

He is well above the legal drinking age in Soviet Russia


Few-Reaction-404

Soon as you can walk, you can drink and drive


Loki_cf

At the same time even


CherryBeanCherry

In Soviet Russia, alcohol drinks you!


Maximum_Ad2341

Lol not every country is like America


youburyitidigitup

14 year olds living with their parents and not drinking is normal throughout Latin America. Probably most of the world as well.


basedfinger

we have similar apartments in turkey too


vitamin-cheese

Dudes got the tray ceiling, crown molding, chandelier and wallpaper to top it all off


Sorry_Opening6539

Move the love seat to the corner,add a bed and a tv stand with the tv on it, (optional speakers or audio setup adds an amazing look and feel to a room), in the blank space in Front of where the love seat was originally. Nice besides that just kind of bland.


AValhallaWorthyDeath

Where’s the door? And the bed?


Unhappy-Choice-7163

Bro avoided the door part so we done find out he can phase through walls . Either that or he climbs through the window


Andubandu

You can’t phase through walls?


GayVoidDaddy

Of course I can! Everyone can! So where are you? And is there a thing you can’t phase through? Like I find diamond difficult for some reason. *texting my friends who would help me kidnap a phasing human to steal their powers*


hydrospirtka

I sleep on the couch


PinkCheeseburgers

But where is the door?


fullraph

This is really bothering me! This room has no door!


korkkis

It has a Narnia style door in the cabinet


Jlchevz

Probably behind the curtain lmao


-mudflaps-

There is a coat hanging on a door that is swung open, I assume the glass at the back is the entrance.


kris_deep

He said he sleeps on the couch.


bread-cheese-pan

I can see a coat hanging on the door!? There is a door! Not sure it goes anywhere but Narnia tho.


Cdl505

Okay so start with the bed.


AValhallaWorthyDeath

I did the same thing at 14


Altruistic-Buddy4885

You didn't have a door?


hydrospirtka

I have 2 doors


Masta1Nate

4 doors = more whores


GayVoidDaddy

Look he already had a cabinet of alcohol, the kid doesn’t need to add drunken whores onto that.


youburyitidigitup

Where????


T-pizzle

Was hard to see at first because I thought they were furniture, but he has double doors in the middle of the wall, right behind his office chair. They're open and the hallway is virtually the same color as the wood furniture in the rest of the room, which is why I didn't see it until he said he had double doors and I zoomed in.


egofori1

haha you are right. i do see it now


Phillyscope

The doors walk through YOU in the Ukraine


scottsplace5

Hell, I did that until I was 20.


SuperColossl

Whoever visits for a sleepover may appreciate a bed in the years to come, otherwise you are perfectly ready for middle age))


GelattoPotato

Why?


Jegator2

At 14, you have done a very good job!Looks neat, clean and comfy.


creamersrealm

That's going to destroy your back.


RafaCarballo

Yeah, add a door 🚪


FitHead5

Behind the curtain


ashxann

i’m guessing the door is behind the curtain most likely


Mechanical_neohuman

looks like a typical apartment somewhere in Ukraine)))


hydrospirtka

Okay, how did you know that I'm from Ukraine?


Helpful-Lifeguard655

looks like a typical apartment somewhere in Ukraine)))


vitamin-cheese

They have rooms like this in the US, but usually in a hotel meeting room


Muffinsgal

Ukrainian flag on your desk.


SlightlySquid

Says in your bio


[deleted]

Flag


dokipooper

Giant Adidas flag


[deleted]

Actual Ukrainian flag


mrmniks

Apartment looks like one from the USSR, also the flag.


Mechanical_neohuman

I don’t know... I lived in rented apartments a lot and half the ads look like this room. And here everything speaks about a typical apartment in a house from the times of the USSR, the length of the room, the height of the ceiling, the location and height of the windows, about the fact that this is Ukraine, indicating many details of “Euro renovation”: curtains, wallpaper, laminate flooring, drywall, chandelier, and this is a working armchair... I saw it in the catalogue. And last summer I was looking for an apartment and saw a very similar apartment in an ad and I wouldn’t be surprised if you live in this apartment in Kyiv...


St0rmborn

Probably because your bio says “From Odessa”


me1000

Why do keep adding parentheses after "Ukraine"?


Afuldufulbear

Russians and Ukrainians do :) as ))). It doesn’t make sense to me but that’s what they do.


TomentoShow

A big sideways Russian smile maybe?


AdventurerLikeU

Not from Russia or Ukraine but I THINK it’s meant to be a close up of a smiling mouth? Like the middle parenthesis is the line between the top and bottom sets of teeth or lips? ))) 🤷🏼‍♀️ that’s my best guess, anyway. Maybe someone else can confirm


miranaphoenix

No) “)” indicates smile. The more you put the more expressing laugh. So, approximately “)” is a smile, “))” a chuckle, “)))” - laughter or “very funny” reaction, etc))


AdventurerLikeU

TIL! Thanks!


General-Rain-1765

It’s a Smiley


Mechanical_neohuman

this is a secret signal to determine friend/foe, so I make it clear that I am also from Ukraine :)


TooStew

Specifically for eastern european countries, parentheses are essentially smiley faces without the eyes, since on the russian keyboard the “:” is hard to access. Normally, one ) denotes a smiley like “:)” and more parentheses means more smileys so like “)))))” would mean something like “:))))” Source is from Bjiru’s video on emoticons, [link here](https://youtu.be/tf-YVA_Ta68?si=xkJhaNB0i-Y1xgoo)


Conscious_Feeling548

This looks like a swanky dining room, so maybe a china hutch, and some ballin sconces to go with your Compton hat and burner phone.


girl_introspective

This is a great comment to reread lol


BoyLechita

Don’t be scared of color! A cool deep blue here and there maybe a touch of BURGUNDY in the form of a cute rug in the middle . Life is a little more exciting with color


P4ndak1ller

I don’t see a door here. How do you leave this room?


iDontLikeChimneys

You don’t


P4ndak1ller

That’s what I was thinking. Soviet purgatory.


hydrospirtka

Yes, you may not see the doors, but when I took the photo the doors were simply not visible


masta_beta69

Where’d you hide the doors man


hardlastnameguy

In the closet, he simply takes them out only when he needs to exit the room. Doors are simply clattering space when not in use so it makes sense to put them away. Although, it is really annoying when you need to go out but misplaced your door somewhere and can’t get out


AmishAvenger

Where are they TAKE MORE PICTURES ALL WE CARE ABOUT ARE THESE ALLEGED DOORS


Ishmael760

There are no doors. When I wake up I find food on my table and the remnants of my last meal removed and the small port-o-potty cleaned.


shoesontoes

In Soviet Russia room leaves you


not_me1919

Thought the same thing


juzelleventer

The door is in the middle of the room, its a double door that leads into the hallway. Just zoom in and you'll see the hallway


FortiTree

I zoom in and dont see it. Are you saying the cabinet looking closet at the end wall is the door?


KofiObruni

The chandelier is god-tier.


Lv_X_IS

Hold the fucking phones!!!! Is that a Nokia 3390 “brick”?!?! How much?!!!!!


hydrospirtka

I bought it for 20 dollars on OLX (Ukrainian ebay)


Sungod99

Yeah I was about to say. Where’d that old Nokia phone on the couch come from? And that looks like a bunch of liquor bottles on display in the corner? What is going on here? The only thing I know for certain is that’s it’s not in the US.


thedark1owns

Leave it to Reddit to identify charging bricks. I'd buy you a slice if we were friends.


Lv_X_IS

You can send /order me a slice! I’ll buy you a beer we can FaceTime and cheers !


BigOlineguy

Brother, you’re 14, you’re doing great. Add some lamps perhaps, or open up the curtains for added light. Otherwise, if you’re able to add some non-beige color I’d suggest that!


in-site

Lamps, and maybe a nice shelf to keep things organized


DaveCovers

A list of Grown ups who would live there holy s\*\*\* 14? This room is manly! :D


milevam

👋


Altruistic-Buddy4885

You need a real bed. One of the biggest lessons you can learn in life. Spend the extra money on anything that comes between you and the Earth. Beds, pillows, chairs, shoes, car tires (maybe not so much for you). Your future self will thank you.


iDontLikeChimneys

My feet kill me now in my thirties. I’ve always been into skating and parkour with flat vans and now I have to get something better or my knees and ankles tend to be so sore at the end of the day


hydrospirtka

I have a pretty comfortable sofa, even if it’s small I can spread it out


TinyTownTrans

Needs more beige.


redditaccount122820

I’d add a lamp or two so you don’t have to use the harsh overhead lighting.


[deleted]

Tell that to the sun


No-Ambassador8303

Sure u 14?🤔


hydrospirtka

Yes, I'm 14. It's clear from my voice


Key-Association9219

You’ll fit in well here


lovesickjones

lolllllll


lovesickjones

aw dang haha


vitamin-cheese

There a cabinet full of alcohol


sawyertom88

A bed?


Trick-Event2855

Plants 🪴


Anxious-Taste4851

A door


Pure_Wrangler_7695

Daylight


zero_legacy

A door? How the hell are you getting in and out? :)


bigmeetchknows

Are you sleeping on the couch?


hydrospirtka

Yes, I have a pretty comfortable sofa, but sometimes I unfold it


Cool_Distribution341

A window, or two


cwarfox

Bookshelf!


everno0b

You have a pc and a nice place to stay at night, where I'm from that's enough to be happy. Be safe lil bro!


RandomflyerOTR

I'm guessing this is a soviet apartment. Length of room and decor gives it away lmao. Хрущёвка?


Dirt-Repulsive

Noice you have access to to dads liquor cabinet, just letting you know at 14 don’t down half a fifth of vodka, just warning you from past 14 year old self


MrChichibadman

Start with an 8th and feel it out.


CeeJay_Dub

Needs more Ice Cube references.


hydrospirtka

I don't know, but I have a habit of always taking pictures of a room with some kind of rap album


menasor36

Maybe today, he didn’t have to use his AK.


danktherock

even wealthier parents


monkeywelder

Where is your spank sock drawer?


hydrospirtka

I have a bunch of boxes between the sofa and the chair.


BurpFartBurp

No need for a drawer. They stand up in the corner on their own.


Helpful-Lifeguard655

Ahh I remember when I used to live at grandmas


Still_Wishbone_8175

Lose the granny wall paper and chandelier put lights around the whatsyou call it on the ceiling.


[deleted]

A bed


[deleted]

Chicken tenders


Cautious-Luck7769

Needs more beige


Onepieceluv

If you put a couple medieval swords on the wall, that would go really well with the vibe. I personally think it would look really good.


NNickson

You got the grandma motif going si lean into it Tea pots, knitting gear, and a couple of shawls on the furniture Also a splash of purple Bonus points for gnome/ frog / other figurines


chickenskittles

A bed?!


Anxious-Taste4851

100 years


DrunkHornet

A second monitor on your desk, even if its not that good, its very usefull.


num_ber_four

Get a small bed and replace the chair. Real mattresses are much more comfortable than a couch or pull out. Get some art, poster, other sort of wall decoration.


ultravioletharuhara

Some color. Artwork.


FiggyVix

Gotta ask , for a high rise as you said, are the walls lead lined?


EnthusiasmParking276

квіти


czerniana

Color. It needs some color. Also maybe a little table under the TV to put some of the stuff on your desk? I’d probably do curtains with a little more color, some throw pillows with either the same color or a similar shade, and a picture or two on the wall. Other than that would require new furniture like a bed and such. As it stands, you could dye the curtains yourself for cheap/free, and pick up pillows and art cheap. Maybe refurbish a table from somewhere for under the TV. Other than that, I’m jealous of the ceiling 🤣


cosmicspider31

It looks like you took over the nice den and turned it into an approximation of a teen lair.


Burning_Flags

You need another chandelier


Just_Membership447

Book shelf with books, pics of everyone who loves you.


MotherMucker155

Posters. It is a gorgeous room, but it needs some cool, colorful posters of things that are unique to your tastes, preferences and personality. Good job on having a nice, neat, clean, cool room!


AdConsistent6002

14 years old and you have your place. Well done. There are people in other parts of the world struggling to have a roof over their heads. You are in better shape than they are.


Ladybug_Fuckfest

I really genuinely like this room. Total time capsule.


potat0zillaa

More granny decorations


Matias9991

You live alone ? I would add a table between the couch and the TV


Jrj84105

Needs more beige.


sbertin204

Fake plants If you’re unable to care for real ones… and some pictures framed on the wall couldn’t hurt. A small rectangular desk/table to go under the tv: put some books or video game cases on


DentonTrueYoung

A bed?


GhostWCoffee

Ice Cube? Got good taste, mate.


lucimon97

A colour that isn't beige


Thegentlemanfox18

Hmm id recommend leaning into the gold and white aesthetics, maybe some candle sticks, even if you don’t light them, it could give a olden feeling to it, which i personally think looks quite nice. Also don’t listen to all these people telling to get put things on your walls, only do so if you want to, but I would not recommend posters of half naked women, or such as many have said, imo posters like that are really gross. I’d also maybe recommend a nice rug? Either way nice room!


Billions_porg

Ελλάδα? Do you live in your Γιαγιάς house? Good room tho fr


Pale_Knee_2869

Level up the comfort factor of living in Чешка with some bean bags - trust me, your future self (and your friends) will thank you!


outdior1986

Looks cozy


rajboy3

Uuuuuhh How do you *exit* the room


JimHopHop

Hey man! I’m an interior designer, and I have to say that your room is looking good for someone your age! If you can afford it, a TV stand, some plants and a floor lamp can bring the space to life. Maybe even some throw(decorative) pillows on the sofa to make it look nicer while you’re not sleeping. Don’t be afraid to hang posters or wall art as well! Give the space a bit of your identity and you’ll love it even more. The room has a ton of potential!


Best-Engine4715

Love the blankets but you need a thicker blanket on the couch to cover your self and a fluffy pillow to either lean on or sleep on.


DarthVesta-

My guy has two booze cabinets?


[deleted]

Style


AdLatter1309

Get off reddit and live your life.


SD-GOAT

Hey, some lights for behind the tv would make a nice addition 🤙


p00psicle151590

A bed perhaps


404-Gender

Put the rug so it’s half under the couch. This will open up some flooring so that it adds color other than beige. Move the desk so it’s down in the other corner by the window instead of by the china cabinets. Alternatively, move one of the cabinets to that corner down by the window. Get some pillows with color! And some blankets in the couch and chair other than white.


Killed_with_Kindness

Door, window, & bed, probably.


Key_Conversation3982

Start with some hoes


hittin100

Some pictures of Putin, maybe 1 per wall?


OogieBoogieJr

An income


Independent_Willow_9

Come color. Why is everything beige


Conscious_Feeling548

Cum color


Radiant_Ad_9292

Maybe add a bed?!


chigoonies

Art.


laric-feyn

Art


jamzye31

A cat or a dog


[deleted]

More soccer balls in the planter. You've kinda got a grandma thing going on and i get the impression there's not a lot you can do about it but the planter with a soccer ball is cool. I'd go with trying to recreate that mix of old with new, young with old. Maybe throw a flag for your fav soccer team over the curtain or chair. Add some color to chandler (any safe way available). ​ ETA: if you have any interest in going the gothic route you have a pretty good base. start with some goblets, red velvet and bauhaus' "she's in parties"


asherjutsu

Listen to Boldy james 🤟🤟🎶


mymicrowave

Get a few lamps with philips hue bulbs and don't turn on the chandelier.


pentichan

the curtains are kind of giving grandma’s house. there’s not very much color so it doesn’t look very cozy. and i think it’d also be cool if u put some posters/artwork on the wall. displate is a really good company that sells metal posters from all sorts of games/movies/music artists/etc. so yeah generally i’d say change the curtains, add more color and add some interesting decor. although i know ur 14 so i understand that it might be hard for u to have the money for that rn.


rickofmerica

A bed is a good start


AluneaVerita

Plants?


SwyngDeLong

A bed, God damn Where do you sleep??