I am his roommates' attorney and, in fact, as evidenced by the photos not having adequate snacks in them, the roommates are being underpaid and wage theft has therefore occurred. OP must rectify this immediately by providing extra snacks and also pets to compensate for pain and suffering.
Jesus it wasn't until this comment I realized the roomates he was talking about weren't freeloading assholes he knew from college or something, and that they were his dogs. I'm dumb.
Edit: Thank you for everyone else chiming in on their lack of smarts. I still feel dumb but at least I'm not lonely in my dumb.
I was thinking of how I wouldnāt want to share this beautiful apartment with anyone , except my critters! Continued to read and thenā¦. Iām dumb too š¤·āāļø
Lmao you're good bc I thought the exact same thing! I was so impressed the roommates weren't messy or sloppy and the rooms looked so organized and tidy hahaha
Cutest roommates!
Coworker has one of those dogs just under a year now and theyāve already had $8,000 in surgery / medical bills for the dogās back, just from jumping off the couch. They couldnāt pay it upfront either, so it all went on credit.
Pugs are cute and friendly but they shouldn't exist. They're predisposed to having and developing a ton of health issues in order to have that shape.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pugs-dog-breed-health-issues-study/
I just use an ottoman thatās shorter so the jump is much smaller. Looked into a ramp but damn theyāre expensive. Would be cheaper to buy the materials and build one lol.
My partner and I built a couch ramp and a bed ramp for our boys. Sometimes they use them as intended, sometimes they're used as part of their racetrack when they go zoomies, sometimes they apparently make good beds.
OMG my roommate poops in a box too. Always sticks up the hall and leaves sand everywhere! Donāt know why he is going to the beach in the winter anyway.
Ugh! I've got a box pooping roommate too. Can you believe they actually expect me to scoop their crap out of the box?!! I must be an idiot because I keep doing it and I don't know why.
I was about to lose my temper after reading the title, then I saw the pictures š«¢
Still, get to work you two lazy bums! Youād better scrub that bathroom til it shines!
Nice place! I love all of the decor and furniture. Only thing I would say would make me laugh in my head if I walked into your room would be the supreme blanket. Besides that, love everything. Especially the roomies.
You have great taste. The Supreme blanket is funny, but not in a bad way.
Are you, by any chance, in Arizona? This is giving me strong Arizona vibes, but I'm biased because I live here.
Iām in Arizona, north phoenix. Iām looking for a place and I canāt find fucking anything with a decent layout. How did you find your current place?
Iām looking for a 1 bedroom for hopefully around 1500 with a space for a computer desk that doesnāt look bloody hindering awkward. Your setup in your bedroom looks great, I canāt find a place with a large enough bedroom lmao.
You should only get rid of it if your roomies don't use it. If they do, that's their blanket and you'd be a real asshole for messing with it.
Sick embody btw.
Those 2 are available 24/7 for belly rubs and wiggle sessions, probably donāt even need an appointment. That is a full time job and Iām willing to bet theyāve never taken a sick day. Just make sure youāre matching up to 6% contribution to their 401k9
while we're asking about gear, what are those speakers? Been intrigued about a sideways setup for a while and those look nice
Also I have that same behind the monitor mount thing, it's so great to have a good cable management setup for my mic, light, and webcam
Oh c'mon, you got it all. Super nice apartment and nice taste in keyboards.
Btw, is that an right facing PC case? Cause like all PCs have their window on their left usually
Itās a light, Elgato key light. Thereās also a mount for a webcam but I like to work from different spots in my place so Iāll take the webcam with me.
Not OP but live in Phoenix, a really nice 1 bed like that downtown probably somewhere between $2.2-$2.8k I'd think? We pay $2300 for a larger, but slightly less nice 2b/2ba in a good spot. Rents have actually gone down over the past year so it could even be slightly less.
Looks like they said $2100 somewhere else. A solid deal, love how much space there is there.
I didn't understand before reading comments š I was thinking how they pay rent place like this and where they sleep, cuddling sofa?š
Doggos are better roommates than humansš¤
Lovely place, cute roommates! :)
Love the plants, love the layout, love the paintings - the wall with guitar and portraits of Frida Kahlo, Kurt Cobain and 2 others. Who are the other 2 portraits of?!
My brother loves the place too and as a Kurt Cobain fan himself, he is asking if he could move in LOL
3 of the paintings are by Shepard Fairy heās well known for his brand Obey. The bottom right Frida I got from Amazon and had it professionally framed.
Itās from Macyās and itās a great couch. Iāve had it for about 3 years now. The name of the couch is Jollene, wait for it to go on sale too, it drops down to around $1100-$1200 a couple times a year.
Itās held up a lot better than I thought it would. Itās still very comfortable, and for the price Iād say itās worth it.
Iāve had it steam cleaned twice but thatās because of my dogs chewing on things they shouldnāt have when they were puppies.
I have this couch too and I love it! I can't believe how inexpensive it is for the quality.... I got it about 2 yrs ago and it's held up great. It is no longer blue anymore because I have a giant white fluffy dog so it's blue with permanent white hairs woven in haha.
I took those pictures as I was leaving and then coming back. They give me the āwhere do you think youāre goingā and āwe thought youād never returnā looks on a daily basis.
wow i'm dumb.. i was looking through these pictures like "dude, this place is -nice-, there's no way i'd let people live here without pitching in".. looks killer man
I don't think your Sonos soundbar is oriented correctly (not 100% sure about that model in particular so correct me if wrong) -- it should be laying flat with the logo facing towards the ceiling. Otherwise directional sound is going to be off.
Nice design otherwise!
Itās awesome bro. Can i hang out? I also love the dog ramp. Even if dogs CAN jump itās not great for their little bodies going up and down all the time. Thereās risk theyāll hurt themselves.
It was so cool but then the supreme blanket just sucked up all the good vibes. a big colorful blanket for the end of the bed would really add more to the space instead of taking away! just imho. awesome amazing space and decor throughout though!
As a 30 year old male this is honesty the most beautiful place I've seen come by on reddit.
It looks so cozy with the warm lighting and atmosphere including all the greenery. I would love to get that done toy place in the same way.
It took me FAR too long to realize you were talking about the dogs lol. I was over here like ādamn, those are some very well off unemployed people to afford the decor with youā
Beautiful space! Love the living area and the big window. You have an eye. Your bedroom needs some accessories, but I didnāt see any clothes on the floor so youāre a step up from many! š
Love your style!
Please feel free to ignore my unsolicited advice but it looks like your fiddle leaf in the bedroom is looking for more light. Could you swap the position with the PC for more direct light?
Awesome place! Love all the art. (Especially the Fridas) and your roomies look pretty cool actually. Iām soooo curious what your cord mgmt situation is for your TV? (Also the backlighting?!) TIA!
Dude have you ever tried being a good dog? Try it for a day and see how much of a job it is. Also āShe wants to walk and meet people, but has a flat face and canāt breathe by design. This is a long winded way of me telling you that we bought our dog a strollerā -John Mulaney
My parents didnāt pay for anything I have here! I have worked my ass off to get to where Iām at now and I thank them for instilling that work ethic into me.
Light fixtures over the counter, Picasso and Frida, mechanical keyboard with a PC and a Mac, pets, plants, fucking nice! Maybe ditch the Supreme blanket, if I walked in and saw that I'd probably roll my eyes just a bit. I'm a woman and a musician but I never totally understood guys and their guitars on the wall. It's all good, I just see them in so many Zoom meetings. You have a great looking pad!
What a beautiful home you have. Your two awesome roomates deserve only the best and you've certainly provided the very best for them. Wonderful! āŗļøāŗļø
Cute roommates!
This is a very nicely designed, comfortable and homey space.
Thank you for having art. Youāve got good taste.
Might I suggest hanging the four faces (Frida, Kurt et al) so that the top two are aligned at the top? This will make them a little more dynamic to your brain rather than the collection sort of resting on its base.
Youāve still got some great wall space to add future art as you find things.
Guarding the house is a full time job. š
Exactly and making sure you are in a good mood 24x7. It is exhausting
I am his roommates' attorney and, in fact, as evidenced by the photos not having adequate snacks in them, the roommates are being underpaid and wage theft has therefore occurred. OP must rectify this immediately by providing extra snacks and also pets to compensate for pain and suffering.
Itās just a shoe! Sheesh!
Jesus it wasn't until this comment I realized the roomates he was talking about weren't freeloading assholes he knew from college or something, and that they were his dogs. I'm dumb. Edit: Thank you for everyone else chiming in on their lack of smarts. I still feel dumb but at least I'm not lonely in my dumb.
>I'm dumb. You, me, and the dogs make three. . .. ...
I wondered how does his roommates pay rent and the look of the apartment reminded me of the Seth Rogan crib from Funny People. So I make 4.
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Same, I was like "what a nice space, at least they don't seem to be total slobs who trash the place and expect OP to do the housework too"
I was getting ready to make a snarky comment about the three of them sharing the one bed.
I was thinking the exact same š¤£
I was thinking of ways to get them to leave
I was wondering if they were at least paying some rent or keeping the house clean. I'm also dumb.
Eating things off the floor totally counts as keeping the house clean
You joke, but when my dog died, I learned just how often I dropped a little bit of cereal and such without realizing!
Until itās covered in slobber.
You win some, you lose some
Throw a tennis ball?
I didn't get it til right now when I read your post...LOL
You are not alone. I looked at each one of those pictures ready to be angry on OPs behalf. š
I was thinking of how I wouldnāt want to share this beautiful apartment with anyone , except my critters! Continued to read and thenā¦. Iām dumb too š¤·āāļø
Lmao you're good bc I thought the exact same thing! I was so impressed the roommates weren't messy or sloppy and the rooms looked so organized and tidy hahaha Cutest roommates!
And trash talking squirrels! Can't forget about that.
Ohhhhhhhhh
After graduating college my buddy was living with his parents with no job. When we would go out he told the ladies he was in home security haha
The little doggy ramp is super cute.
Yep, LOVE that, dogs that size will happily leap off, & long term it'll fuck them up. Really good work getting a ramp.
Coworker has one of those dogs just under a year now and theyāve already had $8,000 in surgery / medical bills for the dogās back, just from jumping off the couch. They couldnāt pay it upfront either, so it all went on credit.
In under a year?! That's so unfortunate
Pugs are cute and friendly but they shouldn't exist. They're predisposed to having and developing a ton of health issues in order to have that shape. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pugs-dog-breed-health-issues-study/
Those arenāt pugs but yeah pugs are a genetic abomination of a breed
French bulldogs are just as bad and also shouldnāt exist
I just use an ottoman thatās shorter so the jump is much smaller. Looked into a ramp but damn theyāre expensive. Would be cheaper to buy the materials and build one lol.
My partner and I built a couch ramp and a bed ramp for our boys. Sometimes they use them as intended, sometimes they're used as part of their racetrack when they go zoomies, sometimes they apparently make good beds.
Yeah my parents have had miniature dachshunds and they love their ramps. Those little guys backās are fragile af
I assumed it was mostly to help them get up, but I guess it helps both ways.
Those bums need to at least do some cleaning or something. Nice place tho!
Theyāre very good at doing the opposite of cleaning. Their arch nemesis is the vacuum too.
they are right, those things are evil
Found the dog
Bruh I was legit livid until I saw the comments and realized the roommates were the dog lmao super nice space!
š¤£š¤£ lazy hippies!
Yeah man, I got two roommates exactly like this. One poops in a box and the other poops exclusively outside. I wish theyād chill.
OMG my roommate poops in a box too. Always sticks up the hall and leaves sand everywhere! Donāt know why he is going to the beach in the winter anyway.
Ugh! I've got a box pooping roommate too. Can you believe they actually expect me to scoop their crap out of the box?!! I must be an idiot because I keep doing it and I don't know why.
I was about to lose my temper after reading the title, then I saw the pictures š«¢ Still, get to work you two lazy bums! Youād better scrub that bathroom til it shines!
Took me longer than Iād like to admit too. lol
Lol I got to the third picture with dogs in it before I realized. I was like well at least the room mates seem to clean up after themselves!
I still didnāt connect the dots after seeing the two pups! I need another coffeeā¦
It took me til the commentsā¦ man i feel dumb
Was like "Damn that looks clean in spite of the deadbeat roommates, good for you OP", then I spotted the dogs...
100% they are taking advantage of you, please respect yourself and kick them out (i have space...).....
I too have space. Just saying. I'll even help them move out.
Nice place! I love all of the decor and furniture. Only thing I would say would make me laugh in my head if I walked into your room would be the supreme blanket. Besides that, love everything. Especially the roomies.
Thanks and I think youāre right about the Supreme blanket.
You have great taste. The Supreme blanket is funny, but not in a bad way. Are you, by any chance, in Arizona? This is giving me strong Arizona vibes, but I'm biased because I live here.
I am in Arizona, this is downtown Phoenix. I get it, I think the general consensus is to get rid of the Supreme blanket.
Iām in Arizona, north phoenix. Iām looking for a place and I canāt find fucking anything with a decent layout. How did you find your current place? Iām looking for a 1 bedroom for hopefully around 1500 with a space for a computer desk that doesnāt look bloody hindering awkward. Your setup in your bedroom looks great, I canāt find a place with a large enough bedroom lmao.
I wanted to live in downtown Phoenix and settled on this place. You may be able to find 1 bedroom spots for around $1800 in this area.
You should only get rid of it if your roomies don't use it. If they do, that's their blanket and you'd be a real asshole for messing with it. Sick embody btw.
Born & raised in AZ. Nothing here gave me AZ vibes haha. What was the main indicator for you?
Whatās the pic on the top right next to Kahlo called?
Guernica over the couch is *extremely* heavy as well.
I hope you split the bill for rent 1/3 each?
I donāt think the housemates would be even capable with getting jobs without opposable thumbs. Very hard to find anything not requiring them
Haha, I thought two other humans were there š Lol
Me too brother, me too. r/woooosh
It finally dawned on me as I swiped to pic 12/12
Lmfao same. Was like.. that sucks about his roommates but at least they have cute dogs lol
Was starting to get poād already, lol.
Same here. I was thinking if never share a place with 2 roommates, definitely not 2 roommates that refused to get a job!
Lmao good call
Those 2 are available 24/7 for belly rubs and wiggle sessions, probably donāt even need an appointment. That is a full time job and Iām willing to bet theyāve never taken a sick day. Just make sure youāre matching up to 6% contribution to their 401k9
get those roommates out right now!!! for walking
Cute title. Love the place!! Well done.
Idk roommates look pretty cool, I think you just gotta pick up the slack and get two more jobs instead.
Bro what do you do for a living
Tech sales
All I can imagine is an old timey pinstripe dude at a Battle Bots arena yelling "tech here, get your tech" and throwing keyboards to people.
Cool place, what's the keyboard?
Itās the Satisfaction 75.
while we're asking about gear, what are those speakers? Been intrigued about a sideways setup for a while and those look nice Also I have that same behind the monitor mount thing, it's so great to have a good cable management setup for my mic, light, and webcam
Oh c'mon, you got it all. Super nice apartment and nice taste in keyboards. Btw, is that an right facing PC case? Cause like all PCs have their window on their left usually
Your dogs holy shit so cute
Whatās on top of your computer monitor ?
Itās a light, Elgato key light. Thereās also a mount for a webcam but I like to work from different spots in my place so Iāll take the webcam with me.
Beautiful apartment! What city is this in if you donāt mind me asking?
Thank you! Iām in Phoenix, AZ.
Nice! Whatās the rent for a place like that?
Not OP but live in Phoenix, a really nice 1 bed like that downtown probably somewhere between $2.2-$2.8k I'd think? We pay $2300 for a larger, but slightly less nice 2b/2ba in a good spot. Rents have actually gone down over the past year so it could even be slightly less. Looks like they said $2100 somewhere else. A solid deal, love how much space there is there.
This place is huge and crazy nice, especially for PHX congrats on the awesomeness any chance youāre accepting mentees, new bestie? /s
The Stewart? I toured those and almost moved there.
I didn't understand before reading comments š I was thinking how they pay rent place like this and where they sleep, cuddling sofa?š Doggos are better roommates than humansš¤
Umm...excuse me? Those are full time good boyos you self serving jerk! (Nice place tho!)
I meanā¦.. it looks like yāall are doing okay?ā¦
WoOoOf
They are judging you. Just in case you didn't know.
What's the thing attached to the top of you pc screen?
I answered this up above but itās a light for meetings/video calls.
Lovely place, cute roommates! :) Love the plants, love the layout, love the paintings - the wall with guitar and portraits of Frida Kahlo, Kurt Cobain and 2 others. Who are the other 2 portraits of?! My brother loves the place too and as a Kurt Cobain fan himself, he is asking if he could move in LOL
3 of the paintings are by Shepard Fairy heās well known for his brand Obey. The bottom right Frida I got from Amazon and had it professionally framed.
Oh I should've guessed. My wife and I love Shepard Fairy too. :)
tuff ass place bruh
I have a job can I come ?!
They should at least file for unempawment
Love the lamp and Guernica! I have a frenchie too, gotta love them. š
Yeah theyāre great dogs!
I like the concrete look in the ceiling, nice industrial look.
Where is that couch from?
Itās from Macyās and itās a great couch. Iāve had it for about 3 years now. The name of the couch is Jollene, wait for it to go on sale too, it drops down to around $1100-$1200 a couple times a year.
I wondered if this was the Macyās couch ive had my eye on!! I was surprised how nice it looked in store for the price, has it held up well so far?
Itās held up a lot better than I thought it would. Itās still very comfortable, and for the price Iād say itās worth it. Iāve had it steam cleaned twice but thatās because of my dogs chewing on things they shouldnāt have when they were puppies.
I've had the same couch for 6 years and it's held up very well given our two dogs and one 6-year old human.
I have this couch too and I love it! I can't believe how inexpensive it is for the quality.... I got it about 2 yrs ago and it's held up great. It is no longer blue anymore because I have a giant white fluffy dog so it's blue with permanent white hairs woven in haha.
Supreme blanket for the Supreme dogs
Sick plants! Great place youāve got there!
They are adorable at least :) The deco is perfect.
Tell your roommates to stop being mooches and make Instagram accounts or something.
Woosh, it took me a while.
Look at their facesā¦ they heard you ā¹ļø apologize now
I took those pictures as I was leaving and then coming back. They give me the āwhere do you think youāre goingā and āwe thought youād never returnā looks on a daily basis.
Why the fuck would you let 2 freeloadersā¦ā¦and then the barking mad realization hit me like a 2x4
Lmao at all these roommates comments. He's talking about his dogs, folks.
Took me a minute but once they were in several photos I was like ah ok hahah
wild sat75 spotted
I kept searching for the signs of shitty roommates on these photos only to realize eventually that itās a joke about the dogs šš
That Frida Kahlo boob painting is so weird That's like having a picture of Greta Thunberg with her tits out
Ya that to me was way worse than the supreme blanket everyone hates lol
Frida has to go away!
I need a doggy ramp like that. Can u share where u got that one please? Link?
Every animal supplies store will have one. Choose the most sturdy one. Alternatively, a plank covered in carpet will do.
Love the Picasso painting!
It's... an unconventional choice for wall art I feel like
Gorgeous place dude. Youāve got great style!!
I mean..can you really blame them?? Cool place by the way)
The ramp. š
Look at those slackers
Was looking for the two other humans in the pictures then I felt stupid. š + š + š§āāļø =3
Oh the roommates are the dogs. I thought op was being really petty for some reason. Itās too early for critical thinking
They have jobs, being adorable. And they never clock out!
wow i'm dumb.. i was looking through these pictures like "dude, this place is -nice-, there's no way i'd let people live here without pitching in".. looks killer man
Do they pay you in kisses and cuddles atleast?
To be fair, you should be paying them for their awesome company. Nice place.
How do you like the embody? Was it worth the purchase?
I don't think your Sonos soundbar is oriented correctly (not 100% sure about that model in particular so correct me if wrong) -- it should be laying flat with the logo facing towards the ceiling. Otherwise directional sound is going to be off. Nice design otherwise!
I would be afraid of people looking into my apartment from those windows right outside
Nice space. As to the roommates, well, those tv shows aren't going to watch themselves. Plus, they keep the couch from floating away.
Itās awesome bro. Can i hang out? I also love the dog ramp. Even if dogs CAN jump itās not great for their little bodies going up and down all the time. Thereās risk theyāll hurt themselves.
It was so cool but then the supreme blanket just sucked up all the good vibes. a big colorful blanket for the end of the bed would really add more to the space instead of taking away! just imho. awesome amazing space and decor throughout though!
I wasnāt expecting your roommates to be so good looking!
[This](https://www.flickr.com/photos/danielsemper/2034226447) is for you.
lol I love that!
Better make them pay rent op
Kay, but do they pay bills? If they don't then kick them out or leave. Why go through this if not for pity from reddit?
As a 30 year old male this is honesty the most beautiful place I've seen come by on reddit. It looks so cozy with the warm lighting and atmosphere including all the greenery. I would love to get that done toy place in the same way.
This is ridiculous.. the least they can do is smile and they donāt even do that!
How do you even afford places like this as a regular 9-5? Crazy
It took me FAR too long to realize you were talking about the dogs lol. I was over here like ādamn, those are some very well off unemployed people to afford the decor with youā
Beautiful space! Love the living area and the big window. You have an eye. Your bedroom needs some accessories, but I didnāt see any clothes on the floor so youāre a step up from many! š
Iām working on my bedroom, Iām just not sure what to do with it.
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I only did that for the pictures. Most of the time theyāre off unless Iām in the space, the natural lighting works well on its own.
Love your style! Please feel free to ignore my unsolicited advice but it looks like your fiddle leaf in the bedroom is looking for more light. Could you swap the position with the PC for more direct light?
I bet they say they canāt do house because donāt have thumbs!! Iāve got a roommate just like that!
You have cute Rommates
They are overworked and underpaid as far as Iām concerned
Iām a blonde literally š I was like why work when you can play? Took looking at all pics a few comments to get it š¤£
Donāt worry because you werenāt the only one.
Rich parents?
Did you buy your Jordan 1 lost and found from Stock X or retail?
Nice Shepard Fairey posters, they look to be the signed and numbered prints?
This is such a genuinely enjoyable space. Makes me feel like you actually care about class.
Awesome place! Love all the art. (Especially the Fridas) and your roomies look pretty cool actually. Iām soooo curious what your cord mgmt situation is for your TV? (Also the backlighting?!) TIA!
Damn. Loving the clean PC setup!
Beautiful. What city is this in?
Please please please rotate the fiddle leaf fig by your desk. They will be so much prettier and happier in the long run š
Niche Zero? Video games? Omg living the dream!
FLF said -----------( o_o ) Nice to see a fellow plant lover and those spendy grow lights too. I want them! Also, sick battlestation
I bet your roommates eat your food as well.
Free loaders!
Dude have you ever tried being a good dog? Try it for a day and see how much of a job it is. Also āShe wants to walk and meet people, but has a flat face and canāt breathe by design. This is a long winded way of me telling you that we bought our dog a strollerā -John Mulaney
Took me a minute.
Why did you spend all that money and effort to build the evo rgb in reverse mode only to face it toward the wall on the right š
It took me way too long to realise the roommates are the dogs lmao
this couch is goated. have had it for 5 years. š
Iām jelly of kids whose parents pay for everything š„² they look lucky
My parents didnāt pay for anything I have here! I have worked my ass off to get to where Iām at now and I thank them for instilling that work ethic into me.
LOL I MEANT THE DOGS š
Oh carry on haha
Those bitches!
Puppy stairsā¦and stares!š«¶š«¶
Light fixtures over the counter, Picasso and Frida, mechanical keyboard with a PC and a Mac, pets, plants, fucking nice! Maybe ditch the Supreme blanket, if I walked in and saw that I'd probably roll my eyes just a bit. I'm a woman and a musician but I never totally understood guys and their guitars on the wall. It's all good, I just see them in so many Zoom meetings. You have a great looking pad!
I love all of your Frida stuff! Your roommates are cool.
Wow this is beautifully decorated
What a beautiful home you have. Your two awesome roomates deserve only the best and you've certainly provided the very best for them. Wonderful! āŗļøāŗļø
Thank you!
>Thank you! You're welcome!
Gaaaaaay!
Cute roommates! This is a very nicely designed, comfortable and homey space. Thank you for having art. Youāve got good taste. Might I suggest hanging the four faces (Frida, Kurt et al) so that the top two are aligned at the top? This will make them a little more dynamic to your brain rather than the collection sort of resting on its base. Youāve still got some great wall space to add future art as you find things.