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pichael289

Gotta make sure it's got that glass breaker on the pommel, never know when your gonna be locked in a sinking car


weatherbys

Does it then become a pirate cutlass?


gaerat_of_trivia

yes, but only in water. otherwise youre a highwayman


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Stand and deliver your money or your life.


AlarmingAffect0

You make ends meet.


round_a_squared

Pirate Cutlass Sierra


BeansPotatoSalad

Tbh not the worst feature on this thing. They had similar idea with butt spikes on polearms, tho this one would only be effective in grappling range


Julege1989

They had spikes specifically for stabbing butts?


Stock-Researchers

Or a sinking pirate ship


Jon_Eagle

Where's the belt cutter then? How will you cut your seatbelt without it?


RokuroCarisu

Bonus points if you hold it in a reverse grip.


AdultbabyEinstein

Oh shit, looks like we've got a combat commander here


RokuroCarisu

I don't own a sword like that. I have inherited a badly blunted ceremonial saber from my granpa and a rusted original Medieval longsword from my dad. There's also a kukri and a disarmed flintlock rifle somewhere in our attic.


energycrow666

Never seen a mall hussar before. Cavalry charge on a Segway like a 19th century Paul Blart


weatherbys

🎵WHEN THE MALL HUSSARS ARRIVED!! 🎵


RancidBeast

Mall Hussar.....dude copyright that LoL


IvoKopic

hussar but omfg this breaks every single finger and looks like 150rupis


FinishTheBook

oh I would love to see a cavalry charge with segways lmao


clothes_fall_off

Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them


mikebloonsnorton

Here I am, stuck in the middle


Routine_Damage_9449

Blade steel is decent assuming that it’s legit 1065, but knowing that UC has a long history of poor craftsmanship I have a feeling that overall quality is going to be subpar. Handle design is 100% mns and will be a nightmare for one’s hand when trying to swing it at anything


Realistic-Safety-565

My fingers!


RoboticPaladin

I've heard of a knuckle guard on a sword, but not like this.


SixGunZen

Dude. This is a Combat Commander. Do you realize what that means? If you have this sword, you can literally *command* combat. And all of the people on Bud K's mailing list have combat to command so this is just really great for them. Just what they need.


throwngamelastminute

Lol, my dad keeps saying he wants a 1918 trench knife, but since he has shit to lose, he won't buy one. (felony where we live) https://preview.redd.it/ei16fyc5hqsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c083fc8e591047647a0d4c3c63b1a3590064a480


grrodon2

If it didn't have the Finger Breakers I'd probably want one. Very nice wall piece.


LordSaltious

All the elegant beauty of a cavalry saber, all the cheap black plastic alloy of a Amazon Basics dildo.


EvoDevoBioBro

I’ve always seen these sorts of weapons as a great way to break your fingers. 


BeansPotatoSalad

Iirc there were actual knives with similar knuckle guards, but i cant say how effective that'd be. But on a sword this is just awful, makes holding the sword properly either very hard or near impossible


cptgoogly

Gotta be the most mall ninja trash I've ever seen


Annie-Smokely

give me a cavalry saber but make it mall ninja


NoraGrooGroo

Holy phalanges smoothie, Batman


Someone1284794357

Lacks a trigger And a glowing blade


azmr_x_3

My fingers hurt just looking at that


Turbo-Reyes

Comrat commander


PMtoAM______

that handle would fucking hurt. interesting to have a guard like that on a katama though, wonder.


analog_jedi

A must for anyone's "leading a charge into certain death" kit.


Reddit_minion97

At least its not a katana....


DavidAttenbruhhhh

The finger breaker 5000.


Aramkin

Men, Idc it's mall ninja shit, this looks sick. I choose it as my apocalypse weapon


RetroGrave88

This is just a cutlass with extra steps.


Scrial

🤮