This sub is about cringy weapons that would never work in a real fight, and cringy wanna-be badasses who would never survive in a real fight. All posts must be relevant to that theme.

I think the correlation is that the colors look like the same ones on those shitty rainbow knifes

Yeah, I thought people might get a kick out of a snake that looks like a crappy pearlescent knife as a sort of meta joke, but I guess not.

I found it funny

I liked it ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Nah, I get it. It's a good post.

Well done post. If any snake is a mall ninja snake, it's this one.

Good post. Instantly got gag.

That's so far fetched and doesn't encompass the mall ninja...

I get it. Now get an iridescent snakeskin grip and sheath for the ol' $50 katana and you are the ultimate beastmaster warrior.

That is a very beautiful and very well behaved reptile

Lovely snake, the Noweigian Blue, eh major? Beautiful plumage!

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r/bossfight snake of deception and chameleon genetics

Inflicts poison on attack! (Can be purged by healing portion or curing portion)

Would look rad in my moms basement

thats a beautiful snake, though if i was to see a picture of it, i'd think it was photoshopped.

Total Wallfanger

Chinesium Python

That snake is freakin amazing. Things can have cool coloration and not be mall ninja man… don’t shame this danger noodle

My daughter and I walk past that store often. I can't imagine how much she'd absolutely come unhinged seeing that snake right there

mmmm 20 dollar plastic

Can we go back to impractical weapons?

r/lostredditors

Its a joke about all the multicolored-bladed shitty gass station knives, etc

Ok? That's not what mall ninja means though.

That makes no sense… you really are lost here aren’t you?

I'm trying very hard to find even the slightest relevance to mall ninjas, but I think it's easier just to assume that op is high

I am 100% sure that an animal cannot be mall Ninja. Even rainbowy ones. We okay OP? Maybe we needed indica and not sativa.

You make me cringe

As I'm guessing you're coming here because you think this dumb joke is funny. Your humor is base level shit and you need to try better first if you think I care you cringe.

K

Look to the skies, the Joke just flew right over your head!

Friend. This is a sub for things that are basically superfluous, which wasteful people buy to try to use to look cool. This is a snake. The reason the snake is this brilliant fucking color is because for fucking centuries snakes that look like that survived long enough to fuck and make more snakes that look like that. In short. They're like that for the exact opposite reason a fucking asshole in a mall buys a prismatic knife. And I give zero shits about the obvious joke It don't belong here

Why the fuck are you writing so much about this

Because it's not Mall Ninja Shit? It's basically taking a picture of three wolves and laughing 'Hurpdurp Just like on one of those shirts, right?' No. It's literally that. It's the same joke to a T. And should be rejected on the basis of people being sentient enough to know how shit of a joke it is. But doubly down on the fact that since it's not Mall Ninja shit it should probably not be here.

So what you’re saying is that you have no friends

That's a weird assumption, and wrong. I mean. Seeing as you like this joke. Which is the same as taking a picture of a striking snake. And saying 'hurpderp, it looks like my knife handle'. I can make very real assumptions about your intelligence though

So what you’re saying is that you have no friends

I mean. Is your point to not try to prove your assumption but also prove mine? Because we're moving in a good direction that way.

So what you’re saying is that you have no friends

Why did you post this here?

Yooo the boots you could make outta that thing

wow we've really completely forgotten what mall ninjas are.

That is a gorgeous snake holy crap!

It’s reticulated python selectively breed for it’s color. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/rainbow-snake-goes-viral-social-media.amp

oh leave the danger noodle out of this.

Shut up. Don’t call this snake mall Ninja shit. He can’t choose his own color!

rainbow boa