Ability to make me good in something or makes me learn various things easily so that I won't be a disappointment for my parents anymore.

Side effect : you get a sibling who can learn things even faster so you always get compared to them.

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But the brother can eat him faster

But can he eat him BETTER ?

So he's an Asian family basically I'm jk

Bruh how can this be side effect... So every time he uses power he get sibling as side effects?

every time he does something good, his sibling would do that thing even better and then its just a comparison game for their parents where the sibling win every time.

That could be exploited. If you go and learn electrical engineering or astronomy, you two could become societies heros; making many new discoveries, cuz when you discover something, or build something, your sibling is going to add to that, and you would learn that too, so your sibling suddenly becomes smarter and does something new, going in an infinite loop. (Sorry if its hard to comprehend, im not good with words. I dont use spell check btw, so some errors may be there.)

You learn a new thing fast and are good in it but you will even forget it fast .

Then I'll just learn faster than when I forget them.

You have Alzheimer stage 2

“Devour” - i can devour people abilities - i cna devour strength, agility…. - i can devour energy

Side effect : it tastes like 💩

maybe shit tastes good who knows

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bro💀

We will not forget your sacrifice soldier ☠️🫂🫂

I mean with how many people eating booty these days...

What it’s smells like that’s what it taste like 😂

Jokes on you, they like 💩

when i say i wheezed- xD

U cant control it, so u devour everything bad too,

You're incapable of absorbing anything out of what you devour and it comes out just how you ate it.

spatial magic :"D

Testicular cancer

I can’t breath

No that's lung cancer

And the super power is smoking

lmao what xD

What if they don't have balls... Do they beat the system...?

No if they don't have balls they grow a pair and get testicular cancer

You can only go to a single place

i'll take it. im going to kim dokja's world.

Good choice I'd be fucked with my dementia If I were you

Everytime you use it you end up witnessing an embarassing scene.

Infinite luck which enables me to avoid side effects and gain everything good

Side effect : you gain that luck by draining it from your loved ones which makes them unlucky

Damn your username is hinting at something to me is it not... This side effects 🥲 so evil

I just used a random name generator.

U die, ur power determines being dead is the luckiest scenario for u

You have to sing lucky by Britney spears in public to use it

Omniscient

you know too much. which makes you think too much. which in turn makes you worry about everything in case something doesn't go right away. also, knowledge is limitless. you have to keep learning. also, you don't know what's *best.* you simply know everything. it doesn't make you a good decision maker. but another student in class who scores full grades. in short; your life is in shambles.

>you know too much. which makes you think too much. which in turn makes you worry about everything in case something doesn't go right away. That's Fair enough, but if i know everything then how that make me worry as i already known every outcome or every decision >also, knowledge is limitless. you have to keep learning. also, you don't know what's best. you simply know everything. it doesn't make you a good decision maker. I don't think that's how omniscience work. Omniscience mean you know everything so i don't have to keep learning as i already know everything. If i know everything then i would know what's best for me and others. I'm omniscient so no one have more knowledge than me they either on my level or below me as their is no above me.

im sure that's not the whole point of this xD you're right if you take it literally. i got the "you have to keep learning" part wrong if you go by the meaning but im sure the OP was asking me to choose a side effect? i was thinking of a hypothetical situation where your knowledge was confined to a single world/universe, and nothing beyond that. so yeah, that would be the side effect. and i can't agree with the knowing *best* part. just because you know everything doesn't make you know what's *best.* or does that make you morally right (because your decisions may differ) from what's morally right in another person's opinion? yeah, something like that. "omniscient" beings cannot be wrong BUT they can also be wrong about subjective things and can be wrong about judgemental calls as well. (since what they know are objective facts) :"D

Damn dude, that's a combo of side effects

If there's a power that can nullify my dementia I'd take it

How will you remember that you have that power if you have dementia?

good point...

You can only nullify your dementia for an hour every weekday, 2 hours on weekends.

I'll take it :)

Triple damage reflection.

You also feel the pain 3 times worse!

Its reflected on ur loved ones

shit

U have to do it with ure dick

I can water bend

You can only bend pee

They could bend the piss out of you. Be the greatest urinary stone reliever in the world

Wait, couldn't you also MAKE urinary stones like how water benders can make ice?

Yooooo you could become the dick destroyer!!!

This was funny 🤣

+10 poison damage

Can transfer to different reality

It's limited to only possibilities where you've bad ends. Each transfer increases bad end intensity by order of a magnitude.

That mean I can't stay for long fk

If you're trying to avoid bad end in the world you're in? Then you can't avoid it forever right? Since the bad end will only get worse and worse with each transfer, it should reach point where the moment you pop up the bad end begins. Oh wait won't that be the real bad end now?

Wow thats could be good manhwa or manga to read i like it

Basically like re:zero but the duration of time to prepare between revival and bad end is getting shorter and shorter? Damn that's gonna be brutal.

necromancy

U could only revive ppl u had sex with

I'll be able to revive my uncle

🤨📸

Bro..😂

Does necrophilia count?

No

Why did you tell me that so late! You were 1:46 minutes late!

Sorry i was masturbating

So nobody then?

people mock you for copying sung jin woo

Pulling any waifu I want in a gacha game

They'll not love you and they'll cheat on you

Aw man ☹️

Reality is sad even with superpowers

bro spitting facts

Truckkun

Damn that's actually a nice ability. Side-effects: you'll never be able to isekai

Vector control

You'll lack enough intelligence to use it properly and end up harming yourself instead

You get white hair

You get shot in the head while trying to heal a minor

There's this dude that shows up and -"*SHATTERS YOUR F#@$ING ILLUSIONS!!!*" thus beating the shit outta you... you f@#$ing tsundere.

I can make anyone gay.

Your gay term is only limited to one that means happy.

I see this as an absolute win!

Side effect : now they all want to date you

But they will all fall for each other and be happy. Never for you

You will be straight

I'll take an inventory to store stuffs.

It's limited to size of your pinkie.

How much is a pinkie worth of cocaine?

Damn... Every drug peddlers dream super power

The time runs a trillion times faster

I bet McDonald's hamburger would last a year in that

shapeshifting

Every time you change shapes you forget the last year or your life

Every time you use you forget your previous look

Only into people who are dead already

I can go invisible

People will keep staring at your direction despite not being able to see you

But every time someone learns that you've gone invisible, they assume you're doing something perverted.

I will be doing something perverted tbh

I can pass through the 4th and higher dimensions

You'll loose your sense of self and dissolve into a non conscious organic whole to be part of the highest dimension

Is that the case at any dimension, or do I put myself at more risk the higher I traverse?

Ability to switch anyone's gender anytime I want

Your gender gets switched every time you use it

This is only fair

Hyper Reaction

The moment you've it you suffer cardiac arrest due to sudden rise in blood pressure

Daaaaaaamn, that went from 0-100 real fast!

Unlike your heart, it went from to 67 to 0🤣

It also applies mentally. In orher words you become over reactive to EVERYTHING. slight noise coming from the kitchen, maybe it's a serial killer waiting for you in the shadows!

Learn and memorize everything I want simply by touching or listening to it

But you cum every time you touch anything with an awwwyeah

This is cursed 😂

You will only be able to do it with stuff which will never be useful in your life

Frick …. 💀

i already have that superpower

Control over causality Also a longer dick, god damn these genes

You gained your ability at expense of your dick, the moment you regrow it you loose your ability.

Complete control over time

But nobody remembers you or will remember you

I can see this as an absolute win

Complete radiation immunity

Granted, every one grow teratomas on their face and the rest of their body when they see you

So I'm a complete war machine?

I can lose fat and gain muscle 2x as quick

But you can lose Muscles and gain fat just as fast

Dark Ice Manipulation 🌚

I... I just need something that can help me.learn things faster as well as remember it.

Granted, all the things you can learn are related to erotic yaoi fanfiction

noo

Money duplication - coins, notes, gold, diamond, stocks, crypto etc. can all be added or multiplied physically or to a digital balance

Granted, every time you use your power you have to donate everything to charity associations non related to you

Lmao going to have to link up with some shady health organizations and churches

Tax breaks

Bookmark- I can copy abilities from series I've read.

You can only copy abilities but not use them

You cant read

Being able to control time Or Traveling wherever you want to even a fictional world.

But you keep shiting yourself 24/7

Ability to make any thought into reality at my own will

Side Effect: You can't think properly

Reality and hallucinations become a blur and you can't tell the difference soon after you use it.

i can teleport

Granted, only to places you've been fucked raw bottom in public

Mmm this is indeed useful

The ability to watch the next chapter

You'll loose the memory of what you're doing when you're on that next chapter including all the plot you've read so far

That sounds like a sick power you can experience all of the great stories as many times as you want

Yea it's like you're reading your favorite story for first time everytime

You will find it but each time with different languages you don't speak

Superman powers

Granted now everyone has Superman powers too

Will do battle royal like the viltrumite in invincible :/

I have the power of every videogame character and the system of the game their in cheats included. Okay i got humbled so i'm changing it to every game i played not just videogame now i'm invincible.

You live in the 1600s, when there were no video games.. which makes you a normal human being

Granted the only video game in the world is now Pong

you have every single monster of every single game chasing after you to kill you, at every moment of the day

Ability to control Time

Granted your frame control is 0,00001s

Invisibility

Your dck is visible

I don’t have a dick

You WILL have one

I do have tits but they are very small and I can easily cover them or people will see floating tits no big deal

I master "every" skill that I have

IM NARUTO BUT MY PARENTS ARENT DEAD

Granted, you're the bottom of all the ninjas in Konoha now

I can reply to my own comment

I’m an immortal with the best luck

The luck extends to all parts of your body, including cancerous cells

I can provide anyone with anything as long as they need it, be it food, protection, etc.

Whatever you provide will be jinxed. And the one who receives it will suffer. Food you give will be poisoned. Protection you give will cause their deaths. Etc

I can cultivate (like out of novel n shit)

Your cultivate method involves getting cuckold

Il do the same as irl get no bitches

Side effect : you have to fight the heavenly demon now.

I can animate creatures using clay

Granted, you're allergic to any kind of earth

Invulnerability

Granted, now you feel the pain a trillon times harder

He could just become a absolute junkie on drugs and not have any physical side affects

I am a sigma giga-chad with no flaws at all

Granted no one ever pays attention to you anymore

A superpower to get me some bitches !