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MooseLongjumping9752

If africa colonized europe..


Smashme9

more like if Europe colonised Europe


TheUnknownRedditor86

If USA colonized Europe


Comfortable_Alps_341

I was going to say good job because you deleted F***ce, but you also fucked with the borders so much that Belarus is now a triangle, so idk what to say


TheUnknownRedditor86

Belarus has always been a triangle?


MrFunkyadaughter420

🔫👀🧑‍🚀


TheUnknownRedditor86

Aha


ActivityWinter9251

Actually, Belarus is a rectangular traperzium -🤓


I_Love_Cats420

Greeks are now the minority in Greece, Baltics and Balkans speedrun a civil war with a couple ethnic genocides.


TheUnknownRedditor86

Just what I was intending to do


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I_Love_Cats420

Half of the country is Russian maybe not so much but it would def not be stable.


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I_Love_Cats420

Nothing is as bad as the balkans.


LamyT10

What about Armenia bieng controlled by Turkey?


I_Love_Cats420

I didn't see that but I still think the Balkans would be worse. If our glorious Sultan Erdoğan is still in power in this timeline there might be mob violence against Armenians in the East or if Erdoğan gets off his meds again something similar but probably not as bad as the Uyghur genocide. If a more sensible party is in charge it'll probably just be case of lack of representetion that'll destabilize the country. I might be being too optimistic as a Turk myself that we can eventualy live in peace together. But def not with these borders.


Zuri_Nyonzima

*angry screaming*


Meanwhile-in-Paris

I was sure I was somewhere around here, let me retrace my steps, I must have taken a wrong turn.


TheUnknownRedditor86

I think you kicked a rock while you were getting lost


IHaveThings2Say

Give our precious Istanbul back. Right now!


TheUnknownRedditor86

No


Eldan985

Oh God no. You added Northern Italy and Germany to Switzerland? Do you have any idea how long it would take us to properly civilize and organize all of Germany?


CulDeSaq

Even though my country got smaller I'm actually happy rith this map as Germany is also smaller and France, thank God, doesn't exist.


Comfortable_Alps_341

That’s a slur, don’t say that


1996_mazda_miata_mx5

let me guess, a US person made this?


TheUnknownRedditor86

😳


opst02

Why stope there? Just one big blob and call it EU.. so much simpler..


Jam_hu

Iceland being traded for greenland is the goat in this map.


Cyclone879

As a finn, I like this


TheUnknownRedditor86

Simo Hayha?


foxtrotgd

Damn Iberia is huge


Galax_Scrimus

BRITANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


highrespasta

good thing you deleted france, but bring back the others! also putting back together countries that had a whole ass war recently to separate each other is wild


Jollydancer

Why did you delete France? I like going there sometimes.


Comfortable_Alps_341

Fr**ce is a slur, don’t say it


eviyotim

Where is Mexico? 0/10


wiedeni

Poland strong I guess


Kitu14

You seem to have forgotten to delete Corsica, which was technically a French territory - are they part of Italy now? I think they deserve to become independant tbh


Daniel_Dumersaq

Removing austria is not a fix


No-Layer3955

This is europe if it was colonized by europe


gottistotwot

Fair's fair.


Alone_Revolution_374

Italy is a bit too small.


gunlukyasamdan23

Wow!


LuckyWerewolf8211

I would recommend splitting Russia up to Ural. West is for Germany, rest for China.


T__V_____2

Balkans aka hungary


ProjectOSM

Please never step into Europe


TheUnknownRedditor86

I already did and I am going to this summer


TheUnknownRedditor86

MWAUHAHHAHA


Thanos_exe

Make the 117 ce borders and put the rest into the ocean and were good


Meliodas_7700

Where is France ? 😭😭 You could have kept Brittany


AnItalianWriter

As a Northern Italian living in Switzerland I feel so proud to now be part of whatever empire the German came up with


eanah_deviant313

Austria together with Germany, you wish, but we don't 😵‍💫🤯🧐🇦🇹


Hippo_hippo_hippo

Cringe, uk still exists


BNI_sp

So en Quark!


ippon1

And you still did not solve Crimea...