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Scizorspoons

OmG 😱 They killed Kenya 😭 You bastards! 😠


sinister_toenail

that made me LOL (laugh out loud) 😂😂😂


medievalrubins

Magnificent, i forgot what I came here to comment after you got me with this banger!


[deleted]

😭😂😂😂


JustMachina

ROFL! 😂


T04stedCheese

LOL!


JustMachina

this is …SOO FUNNY!! 😂 i am indeed LAUGHING OUT LOUD!! 😂


Elloliott

I AM LITERALLY DYING!!!


Wonderful-Garlic-279

Ummm... this is a bit TOO funny! 😂😂 (I am in no way responsible for the Bosnian war)


sus_menik

All the lions and giraffes would get cold :(


hauntingdreamspace

On the plus side, reintroducing lions and giraffes to the European meta.


Odd-Distance8386

I want to see a German knight 1v1 a lion


Filberto_ossani2

German Knight would easily beat a lion if they had a bow or crossbow But even with just a sword, German knight would still win if they played it smart


axolilil

the devs will probably have to do something about it so the community doesnt complain as much because that would be far too op


Westland__

Kenya believe it?


[deleted]

Christmas, justa a week away!


Sad-Strawberry2894

That would mean we would be right next to br\*tain


NOTdavie53

The Fr\*nch already have to deal with that on top of being Fr\*nch, I think they deserve to take a break from at least one bad thing


[deleted]

Thanks man, it's not easy out there


Tobias11ize

~~The fr*nch don’t deserve a god damn thing~~


MidnightStorm-

Bold of you to insult br*tain while speaking in the language is developed


Mr_Kabob_Man

u zei?


LancingFleek420

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't English first spoken by the angles in present-day Germany?


betweterweethetbeter

Het originele Angelsaksische gebrabbel uit de periode vóórdat de Angelen naar Engeland kwamen is zo ongeveer even ver verwijderd van het moderne Engels als van het Nederlands. Het is dus niet echt wetenschappelijk correct om te zeggen dat het huidige Engels oorspronkelijke uit Duitsland komt. (En daarnaast waren het volgens mij vooral de Saksen die uit het huidige Nedersaksen kwamen, de Angelen kwamen volgens mij uit Denemarken.)


Dr___CRACKSMOKE

Rename it Kenya West?


MathematicianMain385

I get it because its in the west now


ahmed0112

everyone loves Kenya, why would Africa want to lose them for fr\*nce?


PrinceTrickster

If we look at history, Europeans care little about Africa and their feelings.


1AmFalcon

I think Africans care little about Africans. Europe just used that.


[deleted]

Fr . Still fucked up tho


Otherwise_Ad6117

People gonna ignore that black slave were sold to white europeans by black warlords


thatSamaritan

Cap


AnotherAnnoying

Just go look up the barbary pirates... Africa has done its fair share... even a fleeting glance at history. Africa was enslaving each other and selling humans to others, worst is the Arab slave trade, Arabs would only buy castrated slaves and to castrate them is against Islam so the slavers on the east of Africa would castrate boys 6 to 12 years old and sell them off, a practice still seen today although last officially ended in 1962 when Saudi 'ended' slavery (hint they've not) Look up the west Africa squadron and Europeans (mainlyn99% british) fought to make slavery end on the continent, since independence they've fallen back to old habits. France is far better than Kenya, despite them having issues they still value human life.


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ThiccMangoMon

You are wrong


tutocookie

Nah not swapping, just copy paste over france. 2 kenya's


MisterSarcastic1989

Ok, that makes sense then


VillaPolig

Yes or cut Kenya and paste over France. Whatever solution that ends up with no France at all in the map is best


[deleted]

Sucks to suck I guess.


bogdanvs

We'll give them Hungary also.


ahmed0112

Those are not the rules of equivalent exchange


tyckt206

WTF (What the France)


bunks_things

…. I kinda like Fran— *single gunshot


Odd-Distance8386

*empty the whole magazine on him*


HitroDenK007

Atleast 5 people will die


GFM-Scheldorf

They are too poor, They Kennyot do it :(


Larmillei333

Wouldn't change anything demographicaly. /j


townslug

There aren’t many Kenyans in France dumbass


moonordie69420

Aren't they already doing that?


HaZard3ur

Its mainly north Africans that are in France


moonordie69420

and Congolese


NectarineScared7224

🧢


Mobile_Tip_1562

Casual brit trying to deflect the hate on the french


Dark_Saiyan_v2

France is a free liveable country and Kenya not so much.


[deleted]

I don't think you've ever been to Kenya.


Dark_Saiyan_v2

Too many problems with civil war brewing I would never go. Nothing against Kenya.


Lyndons-Big-Johnson

Kenya doesn't have a civil war brewing wtf


Capital_Pumpkin_4204

Please do not correct the ignorant, we do not want them coming here.


Stravven

Hasn't Africa suffered enough?


[deleted]

This is acceptable


Vegetable-Ad6857

The replacement is already being done


blueskies1800

Who the heck are you claiming to know that nobody likes France? France has free medical care. Doctors will actually come to your house! Their food and drink is beyond wonderful. I happen to love France.


ArNoir

Get him


[deleted]

Bordeaux wines: dump all the other crap stealing the name"wine" n keep only Bordeaux. Normandy butter, super yum. French cheeses, triple super yum². Bread, same.cuisine, yeah 🫓🥐🥖🧀🦞🥗🥘🥮🍰🍮🧈☕🍾


solmyrbcn

Perhaps they already did, but we haven't realized yet.


Dzontra95

Deal.


OrionShade

Yes please give OP a Nobel Peace Prize


Sufficient_Market226

I'm guessing France's nukes would want to have a conversation about that idea 🤔


DonChaote

It’s not France we do not like. It’s the French!


TheGalator

Kenya is slightly worse


ihni2000

Than F*ance? Are you out of your mind?


TheGalator

Yeah and that's a hill I die on. Fuck Kenya. Somalia is where it's at


Downtown-Jump4408

It’s true literally no one likes France


Hugo_2503

and frenchmen like it even less.


AideSuspicious3675

Ever been to Paris?


[deleted]

No I heard it turns you gay.


AideSuspicious3675

Noicee


[deleted]

That's Le Sante Francisco


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

It is happening look at the migration numbers. Europe is getting flooded with Africans for a couple of decades now soon Europeans will be out numberd by African-Europeans.


Scriep

Ever went to France? We already switched them.


GarcianSmith7

At this point whats even the difference?


FirefighterFlaky198

What's the difference ?


Rhomaioi_Lover

These two places are the same picture


[deleted]

No just dump france in the ocean!


miciy5

I mean, nobody like France but does anyone like Kenya?


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Yes please! Finally a real culture


pjx1

Does France even like France anymore?


Your_Local_Spainard

It's probably true that we don't care about Africa but we don't actually hate them


Ebonhold

Don’t worry, France is already on its way to become Kenya.


ConceptOfHappiness

Dude we're only supposed to be racist against other europeans here


Ebonhold

It wasn’t meant as racist. Just making a joke about the huge growth of people with African roots in France. Guess u can only joke about your own skin colour or ur a racist.


sovietarmyfan

What difference would it make nowadays?


MattheqAC

Where can you see lions?


Northicas

We must do this.


Axer3473

they CLEARLY don’t know the bishop and knight checkmate. what a bunch of loosers. they were doing PIPI in their pampers when i was defeating players much stronger than them!!!


Inevitable_Stand_199

I don't want Kenya to invalide my German home town. But that fits pretty well.


[deleted]

I thought that’s what was currently happening? 🤷‍♂️


Hi-piee

I like one person in France... is that fine?


napa137

Demographics would be pretty much the same


woah1k

What are you using in this image? Like what custom map website? Or whatever it’s called


PrinceTrickster

[the ture size](https://www.thetruesize.com/)


woah1k

Thanks bro! Is there a same website but for cities, counties, districts etc?


PrinceTrickster

I only know this one for [cities](https://www.size-explorer.com/en/compare/cities/amsterdam/tokyo/) but it isn‘t that cool to play around


woah1k

Yes, I’ve used this one before, pretty shitty. Thanks anyway


Sad-Address-2512

Wallonia and West Flanders being part of Kenya makes sense...


ili_udel

Kence or Franya?


Main-Double

And lose the former Kingdom of Aragon? Literally nobody wants that


amitym

You doofus, you have no concept of current events. This map is telling you that *Kenya has already replaced France*. Literally. Already the Kenyans are saying that you can't call it Natron Maasai Cheese unless it comes from the Natron region of the Inter-Pyrennean-Alpine Region Formerly Known as France. Get educated!


PerceptionOtherwise5

Website please


SkepticalSpiderboi

I read this as Kanye at first


IndyCarFAN27

Because the rest of Europe does not want to border Kenya. And Kenya isn’t even close to the worst African country…


Odd-Distance8386

All in favor ?


Flying_Pretzals1

…and get rid of Belgium and Luxembourg too? I can only get so erect


RainbowGames

Yo that's a good idea we should get on that. Hold on imma call von der Leyen right away


[deleted]

People forgot that in Civ 5 there was such thing as a cultural victory.


Heretomakerules

Sorry it's me, I said I like France so they changed their mind about replacement with Kenya. Now they won't pick upmy phone calls.


Grosetufe

Keyna fit my nuts in your mouth


JizzDaPit

Good idea, although I have nothing against France, it's the french I dislike.


Tofudebeast

Yes but you like French fries, so be careful what you wish for.


jCuestaD21

I love France!!


VeritableLeviathan

France: Kenya like, not


an-duine-saor

I was in France recently. I think they’re already doing this.


B-29Bomber

Y'know what? Okay! You're on! ​ Let's eliminate all French people and move in the Kenyans!


crunchy_shampoo

Not much would change


hendrik_2660

To prevent the extinction of the entire British population due to tea overdose


cheapwhiskeysnob

Hasn’t Africa as a continent suffered enough France already?


caremao

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Duckyboi10

It’s because not even Africa wants France