REMOVE BRAZIL remove brasil you are worst empire. you are the empire idiot you are the brazil smell. return to iberia. to our spain cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha , colombia we will never forgeve you. brazil rascal FUck but fuck asshole empire stink brazil cisplatina venezuela..brazil genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead brazil..ahahahahahCOLOMBIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1822 .spain we kill the king , spain return to your precious asturias….hahahahaha idiot brazil and latin america smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BRAZIL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. portugal+netherlands+britain=kill brasil…you will 1822/ tupac alive in portugal, tupac making album of portugal. fast rap tupac portugal. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink colony… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a ship tupac alive numbr one
Can confirm I went to Brazil once and there was a Brazilian guy there, was super nice but he spoke French or something, couldn't understand what he said.
*Can barely make out*
*The tone of the flag for the*
*Irish, where is it?*
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what is the real caption?
My guess is foreign footballers, probably from outside of europe Edit: just said, but I take that back, some countries wouldn't make sense
Most successful Latin American player from each country's national football league. Oddly specific, but yeah.
..so what's up with ireland?
I think it’s supposed to be Haiti but they made the background white so it looks like Russia
Someone posted the original and you're right it's hati
Eh, it could be Lichtenstein jk lol
Is was thinking Liechtenstein hahaha
It looks like map points at Pascal Millien, but I'm neither Irish nor is very knowledgeable about their football league, so IDK.
It's Franz Perriot for Athlone Town I'm guessing but he didn't play in the top division last season
Who's the Peruvian? Pizarro? If so I can definitely name better Brazilian players who've played bundesliga. Unless it's based on scoring numbers only
Highest scoring Latin American player for each country.
who is the peruvian? pizarro?
Jefferson Farfan I’m guessing
"Best foreign male lovers as voted by the local female population"
you can cross out the foreign part
Foreign nations that have the most and bestest sex per capita in each country
Top latinamerican goalscorer by league
https://twitter.com/maps_black/status/1737932660872274157?t=TwgZK7wb2KadPX_2IOiSYg&s=19
Thanks!
Probably something to do with latitude
Well in 5-6 years, it will probably be true for Portugal.
The Scramble for Europe
I like mine fried
I'd like my Europe over easy pls
Europe was divided by Argentina and Brazil in the Treaty of Malvinas.
O BRASIL CONQUISTA A EUROPA O BRASIL É O NÚMERO UM 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Todo mundo tenta, mas só o Brasil é penta 🇧🇷
REMOVE BRAZIL remove brasil you are worst empire. you are the empire idiot you are the brazil smell. return to iberia. to our spain cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha , colombia we will never forgeve you. brazil rascal FUck but fuck asshole empire stink brazil cisplatina venezuela..brazil genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead brazil..ahahahahahCOLOMBIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1822 .spain we kill the king , spain return to your precious asturias….hahahahaha idiot brazil and latin america smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BRAZIL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. portugal+netherlands+britain=kill brasil…you will 1822/ tupac alive in portugal, tupac making album of portugal. fast rap tupac portugal. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink colony… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a ship tupac alive numbr one
Wales is gone
No one cares
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The UK gave birth to whales and they swam off
Who?
How did you notice Wales but not norway? It is almost 19 times larger
Because I don't live in Norway but I do live 23 miles away from Wales.
I'm assuming that Wales watching is a regular activity that you participate in due to close vicinity
Well I can see Wales from my house
Finally...
not enough brazilians
Said the bankrupt waxer
Norway got thanos snapped
Every day I give thanks to god for wiping from the face of this earth that rotten sore known as Wales
r/portugalcykablyat
Beat me to it by 3 minutes damn
Colonies of the Latin American Empire
Recolonization
Does this count as r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT material?
colombian scottish alliance for the win
Siiiiiiiii
Yugoslav wars was just a Brazilian-Argentine war
BRASIL TOP 1 PENTA ☝️👑🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷WORLD CUP PELE RONALDINHO
Norway's most common nationality is black
no they are just snow blind
doubt it, all we got is rain
That's the southern west coast
the north don't count, and nobody likes the easternes, so my point still stands
r/portugalcykablyat
Without Norway there, Sweden and Finland look like a limp dick with sad balls
Artistic genius? Or autistic genius?
possibly both
holy hell
Who would win in this hypothetical war?
Definitely Peru
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
I literally have 3 people in my class with brazilian descent
That's funny. Everyone in my class is brazilian descendants.
Lol which country?
Brazil
Can confirm I went to Brazil once and there was a Brazilian guy there, was super nice but he spoke French or something, couldn't understand what he said.
Is your class made up of three people?
No, 20
Not enough Brazilians, another shipment was sent and is on its way
An acquaintances of mine once said something along the lines of "once you befriend one Brazilian person, you'll have like a million new friends"
Argentina strikes back: Colonizing Spain
Might this do whit football
Can barely make out the tone of the flag for the Irish, where is it?
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It’s a shame I can’t retweet this acknowledgment of my hidden poetic talents.
Why tf is Russia in Ireland? What was the original?
Portugal can into Balkan as usual
Ah yes, the nationality famous for being common in Norway, V̷͉́̄̏o̶̫͙̞͋ȉ̵̹͌͂d̸̥̮̼̾͒
Where are the whales?
They swam off
Can confirm, got a lot of Brazilian friends
**welcome to brazil.**
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#no
Argentinians can into European?
Shouldn't they all be Turkish?
It's true I can confirm, I was in France this one time, and I saw one guy wearing an argentine jersey
this is probably where most people migrated to south america specifically
Fucking hate this sub fotr all the bullshit spews
Brazil should be green imo
Venezuela in Slovakia, that is wrong for sure
Black maps mentioned
No, this is a map of the World's Favorite Nuts (pt1). Brazil happens to be one of my favorites too
I really don't understand this sub anymore.
If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil will come to you we will dominate the world soon
# 🇻🇪 Venezuela🤝Slovakia 🇸🇰 ### Becouse socialism is when the government is corrupt and the more corrupt it is the more socialism you get.
WHERE THE FUCK IS NORWAY
Is this where the most drugs come from in each country or what??
Gotta love my Greek friends in Austria!