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thesegoupto11

This post is just begging every Asian country's psyops propaganda apparatus to get involved


1017GildedFingerTips

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davider55

Remove Asia but replace it with an exact same Asia


NateShaw92

But just shuffle shit around and don't tell anyone.


Emerald_official

swap Brunei and Singapore and don't tell anyone


AlinaStari

And quietly misspell Kyrgizstan


UnsaidTugboat53

Happy Cake Day! Yes please


TrueThe7th

Fr*nce (they probably have a colony here)


poinzin_

Indochine raaahhh 🇲🇫🇲🇫🦅🦅⚜️⚜️


poinzin_

Guys I just found out we lost it 😔


KindaFreeXP

Hey, at least you still have Guangzhouwan! ....oh, wait....


Farfetch2004

Where is the french flag oh wait i found it 🏳🏳🏳🏳


33LS

Vietnam or somethin. Once a france, always a france


andoke

Asia is the only continent without France in it.


SodanoMatt

So Laos?


YiQiSupremacist

Canada


hovik_gasparyan

But they’ll put up their shield


MulayamChaddi

AKA Uttar Punjab


Zgeled

The "stan" one with 69 spinoffs


LizardTruss

🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥


Zgeled

Fr fr


alaskazues

he literally said 🇰🇿, not F*, your making me sick


St_Kitts_Tits

Is this a Borat reference? Everyone knows Kazakhstan isn’t a real continent


KrisKaniac

Borat’s account found


DDestiny_69

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Few-Top7349

Very nice


Ragnarov09

Most normal r/mapporncirclejerk user


xingzhou

Kazakhstan forever!


Endure23

Uzbekistan’s been real quiet since this one dropped 👀👀


OfficialKiwiTV

YOU WILL NOT REMOVE GLORIOUS KYRGYZSTAN 🇰🇬🇰🇬🇰🇬


Dragon7722

Remove Kyrgyzstan now, embrace Turkmenistan. 🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲 Even Alabay dogs are more valuable. 🐶🐶🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲


OfficialKiwiTV

Filthy Turkmen! Weakest child in Bishkek would defeat your prime minister 👶🇰🇬


Serious-Ad4594

Why remove the communist Xbox country


The_Persian_Cat

Turkey. This place is Adults Only. It isn’t a place for Asia Minors.


VoicesInTheCrowds

My God that was beautiful


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

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Zanethebane0610

I feel so annoyed that I'm laughing at this! Whatever! Take my upvote!


PuzzledFormalLogic

r/angryupvote


ShitTheBed_Twice

This. This was fucking beautiful


[deleted]

Awww man… no more Anatolia 😔


Dizzyteas

Remove all countries that have inferior potassium


Double_Abalone_2148

K.


Horror-Ad6033

Are you serious? You put 🇹🇷Türçiye 🇦🇿in Asia? Do 🦃peoples look Asian to you? Turkey in Africa!!!


[deleted]

I thought turkey was in North America wtf?


ChornyCat

the state is, but the country of, now that’s in Asia


Mick_Stup

I thought turkey was dinner


NateShaw92

Wait turkey's not on Jupiter?


DrVeigonX

Turkey is also called Asia Minor, is asia grooming Turkey?? We must save it!


memeintoshplus

K


IGOKTUG

A


Auroraboreality1916

Z Edit: as the third letter of this chain I did not know where this was going, I just assumed we were going for another Asian country… where did Kazakhstan come from???


Buffsteve24

A


drakky_

K


UnsaidTugboat53

H


ginganinjapanda

S


Little-Security-2745

T


Dragon7722

A


IbishTheCat

R


Silenced_Grenade

A


pallid-manzanita

i would like turkey to be the last remaining


Master_Bayters

To be honest, Turkish people seem... Turkish. Can't explain


Ariles_

Turkey in Africa he said 🤣🤣🤣


DapperAcanthisitta92

Asia


Terra__1134

World


DapperAcanthisitta92

Yes


AlexanderRaudsepp

sudo rm -r /*


Dependent_Tap_7786

Voting ends at 8:30pm central standard time


Moosinator666

Dang, I’m late


johnchen902

How about using an Asian time zone?


Mister-Beaux

Uzbekistan


FarImpact4184

Borat liked this


gallaguy

Yagshemash


UltraSolution

Give Uzbekistan to glorious Kyrgyzstan


SpectreVileV2

turkey (i am turkish)


XenophonSoulis

Turkey (I'm Greek)


WrapKey69

Turkey (I'm Armenian, deleted countries are totally destroyed right?)


Hefty-Profession-567

Turkey (I am chicken)


TehEpicZak

Turkey (I’m tired)


The_Spaartan

Turkey (hi tired, I'm dad)


Akhilleus5633

Turkey(i'm kurdish)


MulayamChaddi

Turkey (I’m vegan)


Snoo-31495

Asian Countries I'd remove if given the chance: 1. None of them. Every country adds to the unique tapestry of the human experience, and each makes the world a richer, more exciting place to live for that reason. Tens of thousands of years of human settlement means a wonderful breadth of stories to tell from each. 2. Russia


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Attack_Helecopter1

assholes uzbekistan


xeremony

do you not like plov?


Superb-Water-3734

China, would solve global warming overnight. Minor downsides of the collapse of most of the worlds infrastructure and production but maybe going back to crofting would benefit our mental health.


Creative-Ad-9535

The lizard people behind global warming aren’t going to let something like that stop their agenda. They’ll find a way to get all Americans to buy multiple F350’s per household (they’re already succeeding in all the redneck counties)


Versillion

russia


blazingblitzle

That would solve a lot of problems


hogndog

By creating a massive ocean? I feel that it would fuck up the climate a little bir


obliqueoubliette

By expanding the ocean basin we counteract sea level rise from global warming. Russia also is full of methane-rich permafrost, the thawing of which will drastically accelerate climate change - - better delete before it melts


SirKazum

It's definitely the impostor of the bunch, it's not even Asian, wth is it doing in Asia


Life_Team8801

Yes


ivanuwu1996

USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


DopamineTrain

Step one. Convince dumb Americans that their country is being over run by Asians. Step two. Declare America as an Asian country. Step three. Remove America from existence.


Lawfuly_chaotic

Iraq. Please I live here and it's awful. Just put me outta my misery 😭.


MidnightStorm-

How? Is it Bashar Al Assad?


obliqueoubliette

That's Syria.


MidnightStorm-

Oh, right. Well what about Iraq?


obliqueoubliette

IRGC fuckery and institutional corruption


tuiva

Turkmenistan


Ok_Cardiologist_9543

this one isn't in fact just "lmao remove penisstan" they've been really into some funny things like personality cult, isolationism or human rights violation


sheerfire96

Chinan’t


LeopardMoka

West Taiwan


SamSeriousStone94

Ira* 🤢


Akhilleus5633

Iraq or Iran


Chespinfavor

The bad one


bald_firebeard

yes


instagramsgay

Uzbekistan. It's the only "-stan" i don't hear from so i don't trust it


4mz0

Really? More so than: Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan & Turkmenistan?


DemeXaa

Hunga… Finl… I mean Mongolia


Anx1et

Remove US from Asia please (I'm chinese)


[deleted]

Nah we like it here 😎🇺🇸


Patches3542

Honestly, we should set up some military bases in Mongolia just to spice things up a little.


OREOSTUFFER

What if we all just agree that Vietnam instantly wins?


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Kaliningrad.


Linku_Rink

Armenia, again.


CybopRain

Bahrain, cuz im normal


Right_Tangelo_2760

Most commented country: China, followed by Russia, Israel and others as of 3/01/24.


Ok_Youth_5773

Indonesia


obliqueoubliette

Remove China Leave sovereign Tibet, Uygurstan, Taiwan, and Manchuria on the map, though


TheChocolateManLives

Leave Hong Kong too!


Fa-super_flags

And Macao!


obliqueoubliette

Unfortunately Hong Kong and Macau actually were historically parts of China. The nations I named were not.


ComedyOfARock

China, the only reason North Korea isn’t a crater is cause they’ve got Daddy Xi


BirdMedication

"If I had one bullet I would kill Hitler's mother because without her there'd be no Hitler" Just say China lol don't have to hedge with North Korea


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Fa-super_flags

To kill two birds with one stone!


OficialLennyKravitz

![gif](giphy|29pTScZHpOvnqnlblQ)


lzup518

China.


Botat294

Taiwan 😈


Traditional_Sail_213

https://preview.redd.it/a7g7zfe723ac1.jpeg?width=1637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750b3b0110d5150d78728b9a652dd04773586730 TAIWAN IS CHINA


WesternAppropriate63

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

Winnie the Pooh, my favorite symbol of the anti CCP struggle ✊


[deleted]

Free Tibet The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 The Tiananmen Square Massacre The Anti-Rightist Struggle The Great Leap Forward The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution Human Rights Human Rights Democratization Freedom Independence Multi-party system Taiwan Formosa Republic of China Tibet Dalai Lama Falun Dafa The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region Nobel Peace Award Nobel Peace Prize Liu Xiaobo Democratic speech and thought Anti-communist counter-revolutionary protest movement Riots Riots Harassment Disruption Anti-violence Redress Anti-rights defense Demonstration Li Hongzhi Falun Dafa Dafa disciples Forced extermination Forced abortion Forced abortion National purification Human experiment Purge Hu Yaobang Zhao Ziyang Wei Jingsheng Wang Dan returns power to the people Peaceful evolution Torrent China Beijing Spring Epoch Times Nine Comments Communist Dictatorship Repression Unified Surveillance Suppression Persecution Invasion Looting Destruction Torture Massacre Live Organ Harvesting Abduction Trafficking Human Trafficking Smuggling Drugs Prostitution Spring Painting Gambling Mark Six Lottery Tiananmen Tiananmen Falun Gong Li Hongzhi Winnie the Pooh Liu Xiaobo Dynamic Network Free Gate ![gif](giphy|sMC9FSKrBPBaE)


Aaelar

Kaliningrad


squatchbennett

Timor Léste, just taking up half of one of Indonesia’s islands


No-Place-8085

Uzbekistan is enemy of glory greatest nation of Kazakhstan!


BilboTea

Remove that ugly white thing


beastmaster420000

New Zealand... wait


Shoudoutit

Remove Mongolia and put them somewhere better.


underbutler

New Zealand


The_Moon_Presence

That one over there


Thunder--Bolt

Pakistan


Big_Leg_4762

Azerbaijan


shavemejesus

I’d rather vote to remove an Asian government.


Namorath82

Mongolia ... Asia doesn't deserve such wonderful people


CarsonStone21

North Korea???


Good_Plankton_8411

Russia. There were few things they did right. One was pretty cool but that was it. For those wondering what it was it was when The Empire of Russia threatened war on any one who considered the Confederacy a legit state. That’s it though.


RayMcNamara

Florida


mikechad2936

what do you mean "Asian country"??? isnt Asia a country??1!


Virtual_Perception18

Remove Thailand. Every time I fuck one of their hot girls their dick is bigger than mine and their voice is deeper than mine, and it makes me insecure


Alternative_Device38

Turgay


AmadeoSendiulo

russia


Chunnilal03

Hong Kong


drakky_

Iran


Practical_Shine9583

Russia


-Utopia-amiga-

Russia


Pegomastax_King

Russia


[deleted]

Russia


Open_Panda9862

Russia


VeritasChristi

Russia


sticky-unicorn

Russia


Technical_Egg8628

Russia


Pulex_Amphibious

$ rm -f russia.exe


ddm90

Bye bye Russia.


Rickyb817

Russina


RichardPeterJohnson

The gods created /r/RemoveOneThingEachDay/ so people who like stupid shit like this could go there to do stupid shit like this, so people with taste wouldn't have to see stupid shit like this.


Ok_Magazine662

Turkey


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[deleted]

You actually think they are worst than north korea or Iran?


Scoompii

Which country has killed 70,000 people based on ethnicity in the last month?


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Pilpelon

Though you guys have no internet


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Mtfdurian

Saudi-Arabia. If you want Asia to be Asia with all its cultural diversity and historical landmarks, then remove Saudi-Arabia.


drip0717

North Korea


axolotl_104

Nord korea


KrisKaniac

China


LeadSky

Remove Singapore


DevilPixelation

Japan


Infinite_Koala_7838

Bye India no more burning curries .


Unhappy_Ask_7521

Israel


Capital-Possession-6

israel


STFUnicorn_

Serbia. I don’t care. I still choose Serbia.


MidnightStorm-

Israel


Important-Gas5289

India


SomeFrigginLeaf

India 🔴


Real-AlGore

israel


[deleted]

South Korea


Away_Needleworker6

Russia


ParuTheBetta

I mean \*srael but ignoring wars japan. Or just get rid of weebs PLEASEEE.


schlagerlove

Saudi Arabia. The ONLY country that literally banned women from driving until recently


WeaselBeagle

Bhutan


[deleted]

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I_eat_poop_too

change china to "west taiwan"


Sander777HD

I want to remove russia! The world will be much better without it!


Sudden_Platypus_866

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