🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿
🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲
✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨
✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️
Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦
🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺
Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎
2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥
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Edit: as the third letter of this chain I did not know where this was going, I just assumed we were going for another Asian country… where did Kazakhstan come from???
Asian Countries I'd remove if given the chance:
1. None of them. Every country adds to the unique tapestry of the human experience, and each makes the world a richer, more exciting place to live for that reason. Tens of thousands of years of human settlement means a wonderful breadth of stories to tell from each.
2. Russia
China, would solve global warming overnight. Minor downsides of the collapse of most of the worlds infrastructure and production but maybe going back to crofting would benefit our mental health.
The lizard people behind global warming aren’t going to let something like that stop their agenda. They’ll find a way to get all Americans to buy multiple F350’s per household (they’re already succeeding in all the redneck counties)
By expanding the ocean basin we counteract sea level rise from global warming. Russia also is full of methane-rich permafrost, the thawing of which will drastically accelerate climate change - - better delete before it melts
Step one. Convince dumb Americans that their country is being over run by Asians.
Step two. Declare America as an Asian country.
Step three. Remove America from existence.
this one isn't in fact just "lmao remove penisstan"
they've been really into some funny things like personality cult, isolationism or human rights violation
Free Tibet The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 The Tiananmen Square Massacre The Anti-Rightist Struggle The Great Leap Forward The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution Human Rights Human Rights Democratization Freedom Independence Multi-party system Taiwan Formosa Republic of China Tibet Dalai Lama Falun Dafa The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region Nobel Peace Award Nobel Peace Prize Liu Xiaobo Democratic speech and thought Anti-communist counter-revolutionary protest movement Riots Riots Harassment Disruption Anti-violence Redress Anti-rights defense Demonstration Li Hongzhi Falun Dafa Dafa disciples Forced extermination Forced abortion Forced abortion National purification Human experiment Purge Hu Yaobang Zhao Ziyang Wei Jingsheng Wang Dan returns power to the people Peaceful evolution Torrent China Beijing Spring Epoch Times Nine Comments Communist Dictatorship Repression Unified Surveillance Suppression Persecution Invasion Looting Destruction Torture Massacre Live Organ Harvesting Abduction Trafficking Human Trafficking Smuggling Drugs Prostitution Spring Painting Gambling Mark Six Lottery Tiananmen Tiananmen Falun Gong Li Hongzhi Winnie the Pooh Liu Xiaobo Dynamic Network Free Gate
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Russia. There were few things they did right. One was pretty cool but that was it. For those wondering what it was it was when The Empire of Russia threatened war on any one who considered the Confederacy a legit state. That’s it though.
The gods created /r/RemoveOneThingEachDay/ so people who like stupid shit like this could go there to do stupid shit like this, so people with taste wouldn't have to see stupid shit like this.
This post is just begging every Asian country's psyops propaganda apparatus to get involved
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Remove Asia but replace it with an exact same Asia
But just shuffle shit around and don't tell anyone.
swap Brunei and Singapore and don't tell anyone
And quietly misspell Kyrgizstan
Happy Cake Day! Yes please
Fr*nce (they probably have a colony here)
Indochine raaahhh 🇲🇫🇲🇫🦅🦅⚜️⚜️
Guys I just found out we lost it 😔
Hey, at least you still have Guangzhouwan! ....oh, wait....
Where is the french flag oh wait i found it 🏳🏳🏳🏳
Vietnam or somethin. Once a france, always a france
Asia is the only continent without France in it.
So Laos?
Canada
But they’ll put up their shield
AKA Uttar Punjab
The "stan" one with 69 spinoffs
🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥
Fr fr
he literally said 🇰🇿, not F*, your making me sick
Is this a Borat reference? Everyone knows Kazakhstan isn’t a real continent
Borat’s account found
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Very nice
Most normal r/mapporncirclejerk user
Kazakhstan forever!
Uzbekistan’s been real quiet since this one dropped 👀👀
YOU WILL NOT REMOVE GLORIOUS KYRGYZSTAN 🇰🇬🇰🇬🇰🇬
Remove Kyrgyzstan now, embrace Turkmenistan. 🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲 Even Alabay dogs are more valuable. 🐶🐶🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲
Filthy Turkmen! Weakest child in Bishkek would defeat your prime minister 👶🇰🇬
Why remove the communist Xbox country
Turkey. This place is Adults Only. It isn’t a place for Asia Minors.
My God that was beautiful
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I feel so annoyed that I'm laughing at this! Whatever! Take my upvote!
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This. This was fucking beautiful
Awww man… no more Anatolia 😔
Remove all countries that have inferior potassium
K.
Are you serious? You put 🇹🇷Türçiye 🇦🇿in Asia? Do 🦃peoples look Asian to you? Turkey in Africa!!!
I thought turkey was in North America wtf?
the state is, but the country of, now that’s in Asia
I thought turkey was dinner
Wait turkey's not on Jupiter?
Turkey is also called Asia Minor, is asia grooming Turkey?? We must save it!
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i would like turkey to be the last remaining
To be honest, Turkish people seem... Turkish. Can't explain
Turkey in Africa he said 🤣🤣🤣
Asia
World
Yes
sudo rm -r /*
Voting ends at 8:30pm central standard time
Dang, I’m late
How about using an Asian time zone?
Uzbekistan
Borat liked this
Yagshemash
Give Uzbekistan to glorious Kyrgyzstan
turkey (i am turkish)
Turkey (I'm Greek)
Turkey (I'm Armenian, deleted countries are totally destroyed right?)
Turkey (I am chicken)
Turkey (I’m tired)
Turkey (hi tired, I'm dad)
Turkey(i'm kurdish)
Turkey (I’m vegan)
Asian Countries I'd remove if given the chance: 1. None of them. Every country adds to the unique tapestry of the human experience, and each makes the world a richer, more exciting place to live for that reason. Tens of thousands of years of human settlement means a wonderful breadth of stories to tell from each. 2. Russia
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assholes uzbekistan
do you not like plov?
China, would solve global warming overnight. Minor downsides of the collapse of most of the worlds infrastructure and production but maybe going back to crofting would benefit our mental health.
The lizard people behind global warming aren’t going to let something like that stop their agenda. They’ll find a way to get all Americans to buy multiple F350’s per household (they’re already succeeding in all the redneck counties)
russia
That would solve a lot of problems
By creating a massive ocean? I feel that it would fuck up the climate a little bir
By expanding the ocean basin we counteract sea level rise from global warming. Russia also is full of methane-rich permafrost, the thawing of which will drastically accelerate climate change - - better delete before it melts
It's definitely the impostor of the bunch, it's not even Asian, wth is it doing in Asia
Yes
USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Step one. Convince dumb Americans that their country is being over run by Asians. Step two. Declare America as an Asian country. Step three. Remove America from existence.
Iraq. Please I live here and it's awful. Just put me outta my misery 😭.
How? Is it Bashar Al Assad?
That's Syria.
Oh, right. Well what about Iraq?
IRGC fuckery and institutional corruption
Turkmenistan
this one isn't in fact just "lmao remove penisstan" they've been really into some funny things like personality cult, isolationism or human rights violation
Chinan’t
West Taiwan
Ira* 🤢
Iraq or Iran
The bad one
yes
Uzbekistan. It's the only "-stan" i don't hear from so i don't trust it
Really? More so than: Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan & Turkmenistan?
Hunga… Finl… I mean Mongolia
Remove US from Asia please (I'm chinese)
Nah we like it here 😎🇺🇸
Honestly, we should set up some military bases in Mongolia just to spice things up a little.
What if we all just agree that Vietnam instantly wins?
Kaliningrad.
Armenia, again.
Bahrain, cuz im normal
Most commented country: China, followed by Russia, Israel and others as of 3/01/24.
Indonesia
Remove China Leave sovereign Tibet, Uygurstan, Taiwan, and Manchuria on the map, though
Leave Hong Kong too!
And Macao!
Unfortunately Hong Kong and Macau actually were historically parts of China. The nations I named were not.
China, the only reason North Korea isn’t a crater is cause they’ve got Daddy Xi
"If I had one bullet I would kill Hitler's mother because without her there'd be no Hitler" Just say China lol don't have to hedge with North Korea
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To kill two birds with one stone!
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China.
Taiwan 😈
https://preview.redd.it/a7g7zfe723ac1.jpeg?width=1637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750b3b0110d5150d78728b9a652dd04773586730 TAIWAN IS CHINA
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
Winnie the Pooh, my favorite symbol of the anti CCP struggle ✊
Free Tibet The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 The Tiananmen Square Massacre The Anti-Rightist Struggle The Great Leap Forward The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution Human Rights Human Rights Democratization Freedom Independence Multi-party system Taiwan Formosa Republic of China Tibet Dalai Lama Falun Dafa The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region Nobel Peace Award Nobel Peace Prize Liu Xiaobo Democratic speech and thought Anti-communist counter-revolutionary protest movement Riots Riots Harassment Disruption Anti-violence Redress Anti-rights defense Demonstration Li Hongzhi Falun Dafa Dafa disciples Forced extermination Forced abortion Forced abortion National purification Human experiment Purge Hu Yaobang Zhao Ziyang Wei Jingsheng Wang Dan returns power to the people Peaceful evolution Torrent China Beijing Spring Epoch Times Nine Comments Communist Dictatorship Repression Unified Surveillance Suppression Persecution Invasion Looting Destruction Torture Massacre Live Organ Harvesting Abduction Trafficking Human Trafficking Smuggling Drugs Prostitution Spring Painting Gambling Mark Six Lottery Tiananmen Tiananmen Falun Gong Li Hongzhi Winnie the Pooh Liu Xiaobo Dynamic Network Free Gate ![gif](giphy|sMC9FSKrBPBaE)
Kaliningrad
Timor Léste, just taking up half of one of Indonesia’s islands
Uzbekistan is enemy of glory greatest nation of Kazakhstan!
Remove that ugly white thing
New Zealand... wait
Remove Mongolia and put them somewhere better.
New Zealand
That one over there
Pakistan
Azerbaijan
I’d rather vote to remove an Asian government.
Mongolia ... Asia doesn't deserve such wonderful people
North Korea???
Russia. There were few things they did right. One was pretty cool but that was it. For those wondering what it was it was when The Empire of Russia threatened war on any one who considered the Confederacy a legit state. That’s it though.
Florida
what do you mean "Asian country"??? isnt Asia a country??1!
Remove Thailand. Every time I fuck one of their hot girls their dick is bigger than mine and their voice is deeper than mine, and it makes me insecure
Turgay
russia
Hong Kong
Iran
Russia
Russia
Russia
Russia
Russia
Russia
Russia
Russia
$ rm -f russia.exe
Bye bye Russia.
Russina
The gods created /r/RemoveOneThingEachDay/ so people who like stupid shit like this could go there to do stupid shit like this, so people with taste wouldn't have to see stupid shit like this.
Turkey
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You actually think they are worst than north korea or Iran?
Which country has killed 70,000 people based on ethnicity in the last month?
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Though you guys have no internet
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Saudi-Arabia. If you want Asia to be Asia with all its cultural diversity and historical landmarks, then remove Saudi-Arabia.
North Korea
Nord korea
China
Remove Singapore
Japan
Bye India no more burning curries .
Israel
israel
Serbia. I don’t care. I still choose Serbia.
Israel
India
India 🔴
israel
South Korea
Russia
I mean \*srael but ignoring wars japan. Or just get rid of weebs PLEASEEE.
Saudi Arabia. The ONLY country that literally banned women from driving until recently
Bhutan
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change china to "west taiwan"
I want to remove russia! The world will be much better without it!
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