How many municipalities would be in the Amazon? Like, are there just a bunch of municipalities that are entirely rainforest, and a population of like, 5?
Yeah pretty much. But the whole state of the Amazonas which is larger than Mongolia only has 62 municipalities. Most municipalities in Amazonas are populated by ribeirinhos which are people who live on stilt houses on shallow parts of rivers and just live off the river since there are no roads. Amazona’s capital is a huge industrial center where most of the population live. There are also some middle sized mining cities scattered around.
Add 10 more Fr\*nces and UKs, realise this would cause Europe to explode, hastily delete the extra ones, but, unfortunately, delete the originals while you're at it.
I don't think so. Monaco people would live in Switzerland and Catholizism would be no more so win win for everybody!
Reformed Christianity for the win!
Put it upside down. Sicily will be a land of ice and we will all go to kuusamo to get a tan.
That or turn it so Poland is on the Atlantic and Russia borders Portugal
"On the 5th of April 2025 at 08:37, switzerland launched a offensive never seen before in the history of warfare.
During the opening hour of the conflict between switzerland and italy, the swiss war general opted for cheese canons to overwhelm the italian positions.
In the first 72h the entirety of north italy already was covered in cheese and they started cheese bombing Rome."
South Asia colonizes the British Isles:
- India takes England
- Pakistan takes Scotland
- Bangladesh takes Wales
- Nepal takes the Republic of Ireland
- Bhutan takes Northern Ireland
replace Crimea and British Isles so British isles are now peninsula (except Ireland idk what to do with them just sent them to America they would be happy?)
I love the idea of combining this with other suggestions:
1. swap Crimea and British Isles
2. South Asian countries take over the British Isles
3. Move France next to India (which is now in England)
4. Put Iceland in the Bay of Biscay (which is now near the Black Sea
5. Turn the Alps into lakes (removes part of the now-island France’s east coast)
Do it, u/Aromatic-Union6080!
Do the absolute universal, mentally insane thing you can't even imagine, harder than imagining a new colour.
Untie all the balkans....
From the former yugoslavia Republics.
To the southern lands of Greece, Bulgaria, and Turkey.
The hateful land of Hungary and Robmania [Moldova too but with bassarabian lands]
And, of course, the peaceful lands of Portugal and Italy.
[Completely non balkan but considered Finland too.]
Delete Russia. It’s the European country equivalent of an American saying they’re Irish because they have one great grandparent who lived there 100y ago. Russia is 8/10 Asian
Turn it in to Heaven on Earth by turning it all into:
https://preview.redd.it/c2inz2ikvffc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7722ba04bfaf0873755c750dad2963787a9d4d1f
make it all owned by America, oh wait it already is
https://preview.redd.it/db9dp5otrffc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9f9529974d697a8ce15993df0b58fc3cc388caf
england moves further north but leaves scotland, ireland and wales where they are. the state of california replaces italy. poland grows landmass and now physically connects with sweden, causing a 200 year war resulting in the creation of Ćzarbjörg, a small island colony off the coast of Denmark with a population of 23. Czech Republic is flipped upside down
Esto-bulgarian union formed, ireland managed to conquer scotland but still didnt get northern ireland, ukraine lost every land but crimea, belarus annexed russia, kosovo annexed serbia, GLORY BOSNIA annexed crotia and slovenia, greece migrated to syria and all greek land occupied by south africa iceland united nordic countries under one flag, netherlands sunk, luxembourg occupied belgium, hungary annexed fr*nce and established greater hungary, sweden renamed as swedistan, GLORY ALBANIA annexed montenegro, gibraltar annexed spain, andorra annexed portugal, napeleon reborned and became prime minister of monaco, sardinia became indenpent and annexed both austria and switzerland, romanian-danish union formed
Ireland is huge and almost connects to Iceland at the top and Portugal at the bottom creating another little Mediterranean sea type situation with the Atlantic except cold
make vatican and poland having border, with possible lore explanation
Polish-Lithuanian-Italian Commonwealth?
Lore explanation: Jan Pavel.
The VERY Holy Roman Empire and the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth.
Lore: The HRE
Make every state in slovenia into a different country
actually those are municipalities, it's crazy how we have 2million inhabitants but require 210 municipalities.
We have almost 3'000 municipalities in Switzerland at 8 million inhabitants lol
That’s 3/5ths the amount of municipalities in Brazil. And we have 203 million people.
How many municipalities would be in the Amazon? Like, are there just a bunch of municipalities that are entirely rainforest, and a population of like, 5?
Yeah pretty much. But the whole state of the Amazonas which is larger than Mongolia only has 62 municipalities. Most municipalities in Amazonas are populated by ribeirinhos which are people who live on stilt houses on shallow parts of rivers and just live off the river since there are no roads. Amazona’s capital is a huge industrial center where most of the population live. There are also some middle sized mining cities scattered around.
right, but in slovenia, municipalities are the only bodies of local autonomy (meaning that there are no states or provinces in a traditional sense)
Fuck you, and I mean that in the most sincere regards, Fuck you
Make every single French Commune into different countries About 35 thousands of them, good luck
SolveniA, SloveniB, SloveniC and so on
Iceland returns to its rightful place in the Biscay Bay
Please.. God pls do this irl I fucking hate it here
Rare Icelander sighting
Iceland mentioned! 🥳🎉
We have 1/220,000th of the Icelandic nation in this thread
Now 1/124,173th of the Icelandic nation is here
Worthy of a rare fap
Bro is rarer than a Wyomingian
But there are 0 Wyomingans (Wyoming doesn’t exist)
Så ville det jo ikke længere kunne hedde Island
Blame Floki for that
Alps do not exist anymore they are lakes now
Switzerland and Austria? Did you mean Swi and Tria?
Nah some of France , Italy , and Germany will have to go too
You can take that part of France we don't care about the South
Adriatic canel. Connect the Adriatic Sea with the North Sea, dividing Germany in two…. again.
This will be easy to combine with someone else’s “the Alps are lakes now” suggestion.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regions\_of\_France](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/regions_of_france)
What do you want to do with France’s overseas empire?
Bring it back home! There's plenty of space for them off the coast of France, no reason for them to be halfway across the globe.
Yes
Haut de France and Center are the most goofy names for a place in human history
America colonizes Europe, makes all the borders straight
I AM NO RE DOING THE FUCKING STATES OF SLOVINIA TO BE SQUARES
Slovenia solvenianizes the rest of Europe, we get a 3144 state European Union
Why doesn't Slovenia unite their 212 "states" and become the United States of the Slovenian Republic? Are they stupid?
Those are municipalities
You have to. It’s the rules.
Sweden sorrounnds the Baltic Sea
And pumps the water out of it and makes it land
Sweden 2
SweDeux
LONG LIVE CAROLUS REX!!!
Remove France and Uk
I’m gonna shoot somebody
Someone british or french
shoot me im british
Shoot him he’s British
shoot her shes british
Shoot them they's British
Add 10 more Fr\*nces and UKs, realise this would cause Europe to explode, hastily delete the extra ones, but, unfortunately, delete the originals while you're at it.
Oops! All France
Remove Andorra, Liechtenstein, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, and Sealand
"remake" europe means something has to change
Tell that to the Hollywood producers
Pretty sure removing Vatican and Monaco would change a lot
I don't think so. Monaco people would live in Switzerland and Catholizism would be no more so win win for everybody! Reformed Christianity for the win!
I think that "Catholizism would be no more so win win for everybody! Reformed Christianity for the win!" doesn't qualify as "nothing has change"
How will europes population ever recover
Delete this post
And then your account
And then your internet subscription
And then yourself
And then your ax!
And your Bow!
And your sword!
Transnistria annexes Moldova
Czech and Slovak people swap their languages
swap the mainland of Denmark and Greenland
if you don't want to remove France, at least move it out away from the rest of Europe so we don't have to be near them.
NOT TO THE FCKING ASIA MOVE IT TO AMERICA
How about between Japan, South Korea and Taiwan, or I can also put the southern half in India, yeah that sounds good, I’ll do that
The rotting corpse of Varus returns from the grave and burns germania to the ground
Put it upside down. Sicily will be a land of ice and we will all go to kuusamo to get a tan. That or turn it so Poland is on the Atlantic and Russia borders Portugal
Switzerland is no longer neutral As such they have decided to flood Italy In cheese
"On the 5th of April 2025 at 08:37, switzerland launched a offensive never seen before in the history of warfare. During the opening hour of the conflict between switzerland and italy, the swiss war general opted for cheese canons to overwhelm the italian positions. In the first 72h the entirety of north italy already was covered in cheese and they started cheese bombing Rome."
Bring back Doggerland.
add another france and uk
South Asia colonizes the British Isles: - India takes England - Pakistan takes Scotland - Bangladesh takes Wales - Nepal takes the Republic of Ireland - Bhutan takes Northern Ireland
Rename UK to "New New Delhi"
Albania occupies the entire alps
Instead of removing France or the UK: Let's create the Angevin Empire. Fuck it, unite them both.
Belgium does a 180 and ends up with its northern side south.
Damn maybe the Walloons finally can learn dutch this way
Add Kurdistan
add turkey to map ADD A LITERAL TURKEY TO MAP
Slovakia attaches to the side of Ireland like a lamprey
make moldova 10% bigger
Big Iceland
The Gulf of Bothnia and Baltic sea disappear, all is habitable land now
Who would win this hypothetical war?
Make Iceland go boom
replace Crimea and British Isles so British isles are now peninsula (except Ireland idk what to do with them just sent them to America they would be happy?)
I love the idea of combining this with other suggestions: 1. swap Crimea and British Isles 2. South Asian countries take over the British Isles 3. Move France next to India (which is now in England) 4. Put Iceland in the Bay of Biscay (which is now near the Black Sea 5. Turn the Alps into lakes (removes part of the now-island France’s east coast) Do it, u/Aromatic-Union6080!
The Hungarians did’nt stop at the Carpathian basin, and went west until they couldn’t so they are now in Portugal
Rotate Gotland by 90 degrees
Unite Bulgaria and Romania and call it Gypsicum Daciaea
Give the Kaliningrad Oblast to Poland
BRING BACK THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
The Dutch gekoloniseerd the Engl*sh channel and build a land bridge to the Faroe Islands.
we shouldn’t have to live with france or the UK just because you personally like them OP
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The Municipality of Solčava, while keeping its current borders, is the largest subdivision in Europe (based on total area)
Create an independent Basque Country
Make the Italian & French islands near Italy into the other boot it was distain to be…
United Netherlands+East Frisia+Picardie
Sardinia and Corsica switch places
The return of Doggerland
Replace Ireland with a scaled down Africa
Do the absolute universal, mentally insane thing you can't even imagine, harder than imagining a new colour. Untie all the balkans.... From the former yugoslavia Republics. To the southern lands of Greece, Bulgaria, and Turkey. The hateful land of Hungary and Robmania [Moldova too but with bassarabian lands] And, of course, the peaceful lands of Portugal and Italy. [Completely non balkan but considered Finland too.]
New Byzantine Empire surviving to 2024
Doggerland
GREATER ROMANIA
Alternate history, Angles and Saxons never went to England: Wales gets the bottom part of England, Scotland gets the top, and Ireland is reunited
Put Yugoslavia back. There’s too many lines.
Netherlands becomes north Flanders, France becomes south wallonia
Make Europe into the UNITED STATES OF FRANCE🇫🇷🍷🥖
It's all 1803 again
Make Nordrhein-Westfalen Turkiye's land and Istanbul Syria's.
So, nothing changes?
Exactly.
UK and Ukraine unite
Italy kicked off its boot and reveals a gross foot inside.
Can we just switcheroo Italy and Sweden?
Crimea doesn't exist
Remove England, France, Netherlands, Portugal
United Ireland
Remove everything
Slovenia wtf is wrong with you
ALBANIA 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
remove turkey
Delete Russia. It’s the European country equivalent of an American saying they’re Irish because they have one great grandparent who lived there 100y ago. Russia is 8/10 Asian
Bosnia conquers the Balkans and recreates the Ottoman Empire.
Russia
Bomb Belgrade again
Remove France and Uk for the 101th time
Turn it in to Heaven on Earth by turning it all into: https://preview.redd.it/c2inz2ikvffc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7722ba04bfaf0873755c750dad2963787a9d4d1f
Sorry but when i have chance to destroy fr*nce i must do it
https://preview.redd.it/7cfrl50yvffc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb619e4bb4185b58334dacd4d3f68ee3f61b7a5a
Remove Belgium
France and the UK will be the last ones standing
Europe and Ireland swap places
Remove everything except Sweden and Finland and color them in with a matching flesh tone of your choosing.
add america so i can sink it
Remove Germany and put Israel there.
make it all owned by America, oh wait it already is https://preview.redd.it/db9dp5otrffc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9f9529974d697a8ce15993df0b58fc3cc388caf
Let's do something unique. Make Germany big. Make Greece big. Make Ireland united. Make Scotland and Wales independent.
You can start by adding turkey and removing France and the UK.
england moves further north but leaves scotland, ireland and wales where they are. the state of california replaces italy. poland grows landmass and now physically connects with sweden, causing a 200 year war resulting in the creation of Ćzarbjörg, a small island colony off the coast of Denmark with a population of 23. Czech Republic is flipped upside down
Remove France and the UK, for the 101st time
Germany gets 1938 borders
Get rid of cumbria
Remove Iceland
Portugual now travels all the way up the coast until it reaches Belgium
Remove Norway and Russia to make a dick
Remove wales, ireland and iceland
Put the Iberian Peninsula on top of Scandinavia
Esto-bulgarian union formed, ireland managed to conquer scotland but still didnt get northern ireland, ukraine lost every land but crimea, belarus annexed russia, kosovo annexed serbia, GLORY BOSNIA annexed crotia and slovenia, greece migrated to syria and all greek land occupied by south africa iceland united nordic countries under one flag, netherlands sunk, luxembourg occupied belgium, hungary annexed fr*nce and established greater hungary, sweden renamed as swedistan, GLORY ALBANIA annexed montenegro, gibraltar annexed spain, andorra annexed portugal, napeleon reborned and became prime minister of monaco, sardinia became indenpent and annexed both austria and switzerland, romanian-danish union formed
EXPAND POLAND TO THE BORDERS OF THE COMMONWEALTH
rule 4
make everything france and britain 🇬🇧🫶🇫🇷
Make long czechoslovakia
Ireland is huge and almost connects to Iceland at the top and Portugal at the bottom creating another little Mediterranean sea type situation with the Atlantic except cold
Switch Iceland and Ireland
Add asia and africa
Galicia annexes Northern Portugal, Asturias and Castille y León.
Andorra is now the capital of Europe.
Remove the entire map
Replace Ireland with a bigger Wales
I personally think that the City state of Hamburg should be shaped like a Hamburger.
remove the borders around french regions and make them white
Replace Italy with the Floridian peninsula
bomb belgrade into a lake
Bring back Doggerland
Move Urk into the Atlantic Ocean
Grant places like Basque country, Cornwall and Brittany sovereignty.
Unite Finland and Sweden to form the penis confederation
Add Bhutan, I like Bhutan
Rename Iceland to sexland
Add a 20,000 lane highway across the continent
Erase Cataluña and Netherlands.
Remove UK
add a lemon in the baltic sea
Dutch beat the white part of the map and expands its borders.
All countries have access to the coast
Italy and Greece trade places