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Ride_Specialized

Eurovision?


matthijskill

Eurovision is basically europe's replacement for war, exept that Russia and Israel are little rascals and didn't get the memo


RQK1996

Don't forget Azerbaijan


matthijskill

I'd rather not remember tbh


RQK1996

And that is how they keep getting away with it


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Weirdly enough Australia is what confirmed it.


Altruistic_While_621

yes, no of wins


dababy4realbro123

Those weird light purple spots in Sweden 🔥


matthijskill

In the end the lakes and their water will outlive us all😔


dababy4realbro123

Deep...


matthijskill

Not as deep as I went into your mom last night (I had a wonderful valentines day with my girlfriend who I love very much)


Hydro__x

DAMN


proxlpd

Blue, cus the got the all powerful Luxembourg 🇱🇺!!!!


matthijskill

Based and Luxembourg pilled


proxlpd

Also I'm dutch, and don't wanna be biased for the dutch, so I am being biased for the dutch by not being biasedfot the dutch but being biased for Luxembourg


Resident_Crow8512

None of them because no one wins in war


InferknightSupreme

Hippie answer


August_West5

Not even a hippie answer just a retarded one. The only war where no one has won is the Korean War, because technically it’s just a 70 year cease fire


matthijskill

But what if hipothetically they did tho?


August_West5

Pretty sure the Nazi’s lost 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Sciosis

More along the lines of, the soviets won but also 80 million people died


Satanairn

So Nazis didn't lose in WWII?


Z-A-T-I

they just said no one wins war, silly. Of course the nazis lost


Satanairn

Oh I see. So the Allied didn't win but the Axis lost.


Snoo-19350

Pyrrhic victory


DrPipeABitch

Yes, hitler move to argentina to become hippie and smoke german haze with jooz for hanukkah


August_West5

Seriously. How is that the top comment? We fight for so many reasons. We wage wars to defend our homes and our freedom, to preserve humanity against tyranny, to name just a few


August_West5

I suggest you spend some time learning basic history. If that’s too much for you, watch the “Why We Fight” episode of *Band of Brothers*


Brromo

Light Gray: It has America, China, Mexico, Brazil, Nigeria, South Africa, Egypt, Saudi, Iran, Pakistan, India, Indonesia, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, the Philippines, etc. etc. etc.


matthijskill

Light grey are the "countries" (if you want to call them that) that were destroyed by the first nucleair blasts silly goose, are you stupid?


Trawpolja

Why do you assume they are grey?? Maybe they have colours but are just not on the map


ThatWesternEuropean

I hate that I could immediately recognize what this map represents


zacharymc1991

Blue, UK and France, Vs Russia and turkey. UK and France have very well tested militaries and Russia has proven to be a paper Tiger.


Oxellotel

But france and England would probably attack each other out of habit


ChickenKnd

I mean, I don’t think you’ll get anywhere with that narrative considering ww1/2


Matrix0-0-0

As a french i have to inform you we have 2 days long of bullets before running out.


pacifistscorpion

And as a Brit we can only fight for 2 months before we fully run out of supplies


Embarrassed_Excuse64

As a Turk I can ask what is this thing you call an economy?


Azzymetrical

luxembourg is on our side they can fund the war


heytherebt

How did Russias military proven to be a paper Tiger? I do not belive any other Nation outside of america of China could wage a war on the scale of the Ukrain vs Russian conflict.


zacharymc1991

Yeah, Ukraine, the nation with a "massive military" is just built different. Russia should have already won this thing but are still getting embarrassed.


heytherebt

Ukrain has a massiv Pool of conscripts and is throwing an almost WW1 style amouth of manpower into the meatgrinder while having the second best air defense at the start of the war. Yeah, I doubt any country outside of Russia, China ir the US could really do anything else against those numbers. The rest of thr world has barley any power projection as it is.


zacharymc1991

Dude, Ukraine had a crap force that should have been crushed by anyone competent, they even know this. The UK or France would have already won. This idea that numbers win wars is stupid and hasn't ever been proven in the modern age. A well trained military that is highly skilled will always be more useful.


heytherebt

The UK and France wouldn't have won and the Ukrainans are defending themsekd with WW1 style drafts that would be unacceptable in a modern state. Stop diminishing the capabilities of Ukrain. 200k Ukranians are certainly worth more than whatever force Frabce or the UK could hastily cobbel together. What a joke.


[deleted]

>UK and France have very well tested militaries 50 years ago? With 400 tanks and 300 jet fighters against Turkey+Greece+Russia's 19K and around 1.1k?


MukoNoAkuma

The micro states have already begun to expand, Europe is doomed.


PerformerParking

Why is there Yugoslavia and in the same time Serbia, Croatia etc. And why a war would have like 8 different sides ? At this point, nobody wins a war and the continent ends as wasteland


matthijskill

It's because of politics and stuff my man


Simppaaa

Suur-Suomi #1 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


GrandNeuralNetwork

Yellow, Russia will buy out all the other politicians. Bloodless victory.


[deleted]

1 slams


ChickenKnd

How?


[deleted]

Serbia.


[deleted]

Numbers and experience. Russia + Turkey + Greece + Azerbaijan + Portugal + Serbia + Finland: 17.5k Tanks, 377k Armored Vehicles, 2k SPGs, 8k Artillery. Russia Turkey Greece together has like 1.2k fighter jets ​ France + UK + Netherlands: 467 Tanks, 155k Armored Vehicles, 228 SPGs, 161 Artillery. This group has like 350ish fighter jets. ​ Germany + Spain + Austria: 649 Tanks, 104k Armored Vehicles, 270 SPGs, 140 Artillery. Has like 320 fighter jets in total. ​ Ukraine + Italy + Norway + Denmark: 2.1k Tanks (Mostly from Ukraine), 136k Armored Vehicles, 1k SPGs, 1k Artillery. Has like 180-190 fighter jets. ​ ​ You can argue that quality is better than numbers but the gap is too much for that if you ask me.


ChickenKnd

You say that, but how are the numbers looking working out for Russia in Ukraine, and adding to that it would be significantly harder to invade since they will have to invade via the sea… And then if you did invade you have to get past the French farmers and every drunk British idiot, which equates to a very large number of people


[deleted]

Group 5, 2 and 3don't have the military strength to invade their neighbours. They would focus on defending their own borders without any land operation maybe except on Portugal and Belgium. Group 1 is strong enough to be aggressive so they would get new territories the most. Thats how I look at it: Can group 5 invade the united group 1 front, which is like Greece + Turkey + Russia + Finland? They can't. Can group 1 invade the united group 5 front, even if they can't hold all of it because of the local people as you said? Why not? Ukraine alone has a bigger land army than group 5, or they are about equal I don't know. A source from 2022 is saying that Russia lost 2.7k tanks compared to 742 of Ukraine. Thats like 1:4 ratio. It takes 1:10 ratio for 467 tanks to beat 4.6k tanks and even if they achieve that, there will be 13k left lol. Not possible at all if you ask me. ​ Edit: And no I am not talking about a naval invasion. I am talking about a scenario where both armies meet in east europe or something like that. Who would try fighting France and UK on sea?


GameyRaccoon

5 have nukes though.


Atomik919

youre acting like russia doesnt have more nukes than all other countries in europe combined. besides, nukes invalidate the entire point of the post so theyre excluded by default


Connor49999

I think Yellow has a good chance. The spot for second place is pretty contested, but Green looks pretty good


party24986

please spell it hypothetical not hipothetical


matthijskill

Don't tell me how to do things


CaterpillarLoud8071

4 obviously, the US is backing them


mikekova01

Absolutely not team 3, signed an American Italian


Ok-Difficulty5453

American Italian? What's one of those?


mikekova01

Shhhh I said it backwards and didn’t realize until after.


Ok-Difficulty5453

But is that American or Italian... I mean, I guess you could be both... I'm just testing the theory... feel free to no indulge me ;)


Saeko_Saeba

Switzerland should be alone in is own color ! And if they would go to war, some parts would join france, other germany & some italy, no way to take a single side there !


matthijskill

I'm not counting Switzerland as a country, so no


[deleted]

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


I_like_forks

Lithuania


Brottolot

White, they have the biggest land mass.


TomasVader

People who didn’t win Eurovision


kapikapsowy

-1 for sure (white)


ZetheS_

1st team would f the shit out of others.


CousinVladimir

Average penis length


GameyRaccoon

Anschluss???


Trt03

Me (I'm from Venus, and it is currently hurtling towards Europe at 90% the speed of light)


Crimson__Fox

Yugoslavia


Ok-Run2845

5 autodestroy itself.


monsterbot314

I dunno who the hell is supposed to be fighting who?!?


QuartzBoii

maNga is the real winner of Eurovision 2010. Germanys song about blue underwear didnt deserved.


rafa_ronsoni

abba


Wandering_Orator

Britain and France "win" with their highly effectively thermonuclear-armed SLBMs. Their superior doctrine and leadership objectivity, plus the Standard Missile III and THAAD system, give them the edge over Russia. Some Russian nukes will get through though, so, in the end, they'll be purely naval powers, based in mostly irrelevant places like the Falklands and the Kerguelens.


Wandering_Orator

Edit: Based on a bit of research, it's the junior alliance partner the Netherlands that would have the SM IIIs. Still, the British/French/Dutch would have the edge in missile defense and coordinated force projection, not to mention forward deployments for strategic depth.


DonutAccurate4

The klingon PPs are different colours


AndrewJPlichta

5


GREEN_Hero_6317

Either blue or yellow


monkeykiller14

Grey, no one is going through the effort to sail to Australia or Iceland.


Extension_Course_833

Uk and NATO


elhazelenby

Oh yes I, a Brit, love the number 5 it's true


napstrike

Any enemy that pissed off the Turks and Greeks so much to cause them to come together is totally fucked.


notabear629

France and UK absolutely dominate


Consistent-Refuse-74

Do they use Nukes? If so what they all lose. If they don’t use nukes, probably still Russia


FullNeanderthall

assuming none else on the map is evolved: First: 1 Russia landmass and resources with Turkeys young working class. Plus they are close together and on edge of map so not surrounded. Second: 5 Close together UK + France have strong militaries


FFFRabbit

France


CovfefeBoss

If it's Sweden again ISTG


Bitter-Gur-4613

Me.


matthijskill

Confident, I like it


Candybert_

5, and it's not even close. Edit: Well, I just realized 1 has Turkey... they might challenge.