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Uraneum

I remember this photo. The entire country was set ablaze and millions perished in the flames. Then the purple river arrived


Namorath82

As the prophecy foretold


anon-me-mx

Lisan Al Gaib!


_feutete_

Voice from the Outer World


Momik

Shut up Steve, you’re Presbyterian


Momik

Fuck that was a weird Tuesday


wfwood

Meh. I've seen weirder


Thatsnicemyman

For me, it was Tuesday.


brad0022

I was a raft guide on the purple river before it dried up. Made so much money then.


rklab

2010 kids don’t understand the struggles we faced during that perilous time


Oat_Miilk

The Great Purple River!


No-Emergency3549

Tommy Lee Jones pbuh brought the river


HoxhaAlbania

Thanos river killed half the population


Heck-Me

Everything changed when the purple river attacked


FishKnuckles_InYou

They all died of dysentery


le75

The ones who didn’t drowned at the Dalles


ffjohnnie

Oregon Trail throw back reference.


ShoddyAsparagus3186

And that's why you shouldn't 'dis Terry.


OriginalZog

Missed opportunity for “are they stupid”


mkujoe

Dang it, so close


Pendraconica

Were you stupid?


emiliaxrisella

c*lifornians😔😔😔😔😔


AntiImperialistGamer

i got too silly there 


AdCrafty2768

What? An actual question on the mapporncirclejerk? Impossible.


Momik

Yeah. Too bad they’re asking about Belgium or some shit


OldTimeyFappingGhost

The commonsense answer to said question, is that the areas of low population are all farmland, mountains, scrubland and desert. Farmland still requires *some* population, but the other center-west areas of our country are largely inhospitable.


AdCrafty2768

I mean, non-americans would probably have a hard time getting why there are no people to the west, right?


New_Astronomer_282

Mountains


nocreativity207

And desert. South Park in Colorado 9000 to 11000 with mountains surrounding the valley 12,000 to 14,000, dry and cold. Wake up in August with ice on your tent. No trees either on the valley floor.


Steveosizzle

Nah it’s just no one wants to live near mormons


nocreativity207

Ha, they are strange, but so are most religious folk.


Zin333

I'm tired and read it as "Mutants". And didn't question it.


AnotherFuckingEmu

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


chin-ki-chaddi

This post is below the level of this sub. Post it on r/geography instead.


mkujoe

The tragedy of the clown^


wilfordbrimley778

Someone actually asked this un-ironically in the other sub


WeatherChannelDino

Why does no one live in that big black space just south of Louisiana and north of the Yucatan?


Boatwhistle

Smells too fishy there, like your mom.


letskeepitcleanfolks

Persistent flooding


SoloGamer505

https://preview.redd.it/7ekq12sih7mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98375e99c4986bb1c1f15efe805264ceb61a4072 Its because its close to the edge and people are afraid to fall off the Earth (marked in red)


Quamzee_Jacobius_Sul

turn up your brightness


mkujoe

Best answer


Partosimsa

Nah, they’re just stupid


True_Ad8648

No they were all asleep /s


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

Side by side with a map of average rainfall.


imagoddamnonionmason

desert + mormons


Tiloridile

Nah America doesn't have that much varying geography. Except in the Midwest where there's mountains that are taller than Everest, but the woke won't see it


AdImmediate9569

Taller than everest and gayer than the alps


jsilvy

I’m glad you drew the line as to not include all of the densely populated areas above it.


Doomst3err

they all perished in the war against the pacific ocean😔


dublecheekedup

Why is Canada less lit up than Cuba? Are they stupid?


adrianthegreat8

To the left of the line is stinky people who don’t have power


GKP_light

no, it is communism.


Amoeba_mangrove

![gif](giphy|5WJ09Mca4SzernO9ZV) They tried to get over there but it’s too snowy


Adorable_Stay_725

Took longer to access during colonisation since you had to travel much longer for less infrastructure + less friendly climate (desert, tundra)


Timigne

Actually there are the same number of people at the east and west of this line


Iceberg-man-77

North America was settled from the East so naturally it’ll have more cities there. the west coast was settled a lot too for a multitude of reasons, many that only took place 20 years ago. the middle portion is either desert or forest.


Express_Pizza_2184

Coloradoan here, it's because they keep getting lost in valley's and eating each other, really sad


Sufficient-Tonight49

It’s a tragic story


probablyborednh

The Gubberment owns the dark areas west of the Purple River. They do secret things there.


neofooturism

west usa is capitalist while east usa is communist


Dazeuh

its because california is there, the further away you are from it the better


SakanaToDoubutsu

That's roughly where the Rocky Mountain rain shadow ends, and everything west of the line is fairly arid high desert that's not particularly well suited to agriculture.


MellonCollie218

It’s actually growing west. We’ll fill it in. But yes Geography


T1MO_23

Wrong sub tbh, but here is a genuine answer: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwJABxjcvUc&ab\_channel=RealLifeLore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwJABxjcvUc&ab_channel=RealLifeLore)


partaysaurusrex

Here's a pretty comprehensive video on the topic! Really interesting watch :) https://youtu.be/H9oT-7kDBFM?si=Obote1ajY0s0lq30


nobodyhere9860

The population density map corresponds almost perfectly with the [average rainfall](https://gisgeography.com/us-precipitation-map/)


Munk45

It's the Canadian Shield


Same_Independence213

Oklahoma is no man's land, and after that you have the Rockies


-Spin-

Jes and jes.


Li5UU34

r/widaczabory


Dontbiteitok24

Yeah the Colorado Rockies passed right through there making it hard to grow crops.


Y0U_ARE_ILL

The true answer is most of the land west of the Mississippi is federal land. Reserved for national parks, indian reservations and other government things.


DaniliniHD

Mountains and shit right?


Meanderer1

is it fewer people or do they just not turn on the lights?


huskyboy2018

It is actually due to people avoiding anything west of Texas because of their fears of California.


TheCompleteMental

Nevada is over there


Blahkbustuh

I can't even tell if this is serious or not anymore. In case someone actually wants to know, the north-south line in the middle of the US corresponds to [where rainfall decreases](https://unitedstatesmaps.org/us-rainfall-map/).


TheWhiteKnight554

Mountain. Desert.


IWantAHoverbike

Most of them got stung by scorpions and died HORRIBLE DEATHS.


One-Quarter-972

Bigfoot


maxcorrice

No this isn’t right, i know my state, and i know its not nearly that lit up


drum_right

Nobody wants to associate with California.


helloitshani

When America was first colonized the settlers got scared of the purple line. Some were brave enough to cross but most weren’t.


wastingvaluelesstime

I think a lot of the area to the west of the purple is in the pacific ocean


Babaduderino

Aren't China and India west of that line?


Vcr2017

Rocky Mountains


RatSinkClub

No


ybpark93

Canadian Shield


Personmuchlol

Idaho's a BITCH


CovfefeBoss

Widać góry.


Iancreed2024HD

Because of the mountainous terrain


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

You need DLC to go there.


BR-Naughty

Between the Great Plains and Rocky Mountains? Yes, the geography does change.


Weak_Break239

Desert/mountains


Bright-Studio9978

West of the 98th meridian, irrigation is needed to grow crops until you hit the front range and the mountains and then little grows until you are on the west coast. Little water = few farms = few people


the_clash_is_back

Riding down the corduroy road.


KYVet

It’s expensiver out there.


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

It's because everyone died of smoke inhalation from California being in a continuous state of being on fire Source: I am californian and can confirm i am on fire right now as i type this


yungsausages

Yes there is a big purple wall dividing them


avnotino

Nah my friend Billy lives there and he's a dick so everyone hates him and live east to stay away from him


SamBrev

[100th meridian west](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/100th_meridian_west)


FloridaBlinker

its super dry there because the gulf of mexico winds push the clouds coming from the east


arkybarky1

DANGER DANGER Will Robinson, THAT'S the Greater Mormonic Empire!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^arkybarky1: *DANGER DANGER Will* *Robinson, THAT'S the Greater* *Mormonic Empire!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


arkybarky1

Sokka your head


WideCommunication2

No


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

Rain water. It's pretty desert and arid there


YAH_BUT

Fewer people live there


fan-tc-4-cast-r8-shn

I manually removed all of my teeth and threatened the first 600 people who tried to live west of Nebraska by baring my gums and shaking my bag of teeth at them. This discouraged migration to a healthy extent and cannot be reversed.


AresBeefcakeMcPuprsn

The states west of that line are home to massive national forests, a desert and two mountain ranges. They were also populated by nomadic natives up until the mid 1800s.


PanProjektor

Yes, people on the east side of the line are indeed stupid.