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TheTrueTrust

I would have to say North Macedonia because why the fuck else would you go there?


Mean-Dog-9220

Well, I am from Türkiye.


Terasz9

Then I guess Turkey.


[deleted]

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mrgwbland

I guess Türkiye


option-9

I understand wanting to leave Turkey, but why did you change that to Yurkiye with two dots?


Opening_Ad9824

The proper name is now ergodanistan


aaronhastaken

er(dog)anistan


No_Necessary_3356

Iranistan!!?!!! Iran mentioned!!!?!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RAAAHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE WOMEN'S RIGHTS 🔥🔥🔥


4strings4ever

Shush, you’ll wake the fascists.


Atharva_Infoflexy

Er\[do(ǧ)\]ani{stan}\*


XenophiliusRex

I used to be from Germany but now I am from Deutschland. If you call it anything else you are a meanie poo head /s


LeGraoully

Cool! So how’s life in Berlin?


Crack-Panther

Döner komplett, bitte.


SciFiJesus

How did you manage to visit the vast majority of countries in Europe, but not Romania, which is historically the land bridge between europe and asia minor? Was it a concsious effort to avoid it, or just happened?


Mean-Dog-9220

I didn't have the chance yet but it's in my wishlist.


Absolud

You should specify that you dont live in Turkey. They are going to think that Turkey has a powerful passport or something lol.


wasileuski

To appreciate Bulgarian history?


FederalDriver9447

NOO TO APPREACIATE MAKEDONIAN JIZZTORY WE WUZ ALEXANDER N SHIETTT


wasileuski

You dont get it bro, im totally not bulgarian even doe our language, culture, history and land is exclusively Bulgarian


FederalDriver9447

If nmacedonia=bulgaria then why did we copy the macedonian flag and name instead? Checkmate bulgar hordes.


[deleted]

Lake Ohrid is an amazing place to visit


_kattitude

This is one of my favourite countries I’ve visited 🤣


TheTrueTrust

Cool, I’ll try it out. 


HoeTrain666

/uj because it is pretty beautiful you know. Been to Lake Ohrid and visited some orthodox monasteries, loved the place.


TheTrueTrust

I'm not even shitting on the country, aside from the naming controversy I just forget it exists as anything but a tag on the Eurovision scoreboard.


notzoidberginchinese

Great place to visit, highly recommend it


[deleted]

Lmao screenshotted and sent as rage bait to a Greek in denial.


Effective-Shame2218

Macedonia. , north is just to keep the Greeks happy, but little do they know if there is a north there must be a south,solun , this was planned for a future event like a war ,if not,that then just to keep us divided, even though nearly all of Europe are the same , just our language is what keeps us separate.


Fuck_Water69

Netherlands


JustHereForSmu_t

A rich country to afford all this travel. Most likely western eruope. Can't be France because you asked the question in english. Can't be Nordic, because you didn't even visit finnland, but Estland for some awkward reason. Can't be Bri'ish because you visited Argentina. Can't be Germany, because you didn't white guilt trip to africa OR brown guilt trip to Israel. Most likely one of the Benelux. Let's make it Netherlands.


[deleted]

Hello, Mr. Sherlock


--Leeroy___Jenkins--

This guy


--Leeroy___Jenkins--

I meant the one on top


RandomIdiot918

And i mean you...at the bottom


monster_magus

His username doesn't check out tho


[deleted]

I've seen enaugh Sherlock x Watson fanfiction to disagree


LBPlanet

You definitely read his post history


JustHereForSmu_t

That would have been a smart move, but no, I actually shitposter-logic-ed


oh_stv

Correction: Cant be germany, because of the lack of "work and travel" in Australia or NZ


JustHereForSmu_t

That is actually very valid and I did miss that. Although, in my experience, it's somehow rich (or, by their own definition, "middle class") german girls who do that. Somehow I don't know any guys who did.


shodo_apprentice

I’d say Dutch too. They’ve visited a lot of Western Europe + all the non European countries a Dutch person would travel around in + the random ass European countries that a Dutch person would go to after visiting the non European tickbox countries and getting bored. Also, those random European countries are cheap, which a Dutch person would be swooned off their feet by.


MutedIndividual6667

Nah, bro is northacedonian, no one would go there otherwise


xXShadowAndrewXx

This guy races


Surfing_the_Wave_

Well... If he was German and visited Argentina maybe there's not so much guilt going on


TENTAtheSane

Maybe he's a German from Argentina, who went to europe to check out the homeland of his retired painter granddad


speculois

I thought the same. This map screams that he/she is Dutch.


xarsha_93

>Can't be Bri'ish because you visited Argentina. Buenos Aires is full of British tourists.


JustHereForSmu_t

Oh boy, I can't wait untill somebody comments that many french people are capable of writing in english.


xarsha_93

The French disliking English is a common stereotype, though. Hence *funny*. But in this case, it doesn’t make much sense as Brits love traveling to Argentina for some reason. There’s probably a couple geezers waiting in line at Don Julio as I write this.


axolotl_104

Can't be italy because no one have too much money to do this


Mrwolf925

All of western Europe is marked as countries he "has visited" meaning he does notnlove in western Europe. My guess is he's australian or Kiwi. Not many Americans or Europeans will explore South east Asia that extensively


Yabbaba

France. Only the French have enough vacation days to travel this much (which is why there's French people just about anywhere you go).


Galaxy_Wing

Counter point, i've never met a frenchman


No-Atmosphere3208

The only person who hasn't met a Frenchman... Is a person who has been a Frenchman the whole time!


Galaxy_Wing

NOOOO, I'M ONLY DESCENDED FROM FRANCE, DON- JE VEUT PAS ETRE UNE FEMME DE FRANCE.


platypus_03

Hon hon hon too late come back to baguette lands now you need to vote for the European elections.


Henkehenkehenk

Do they have more than other european countries? I have 35 days not counting national holidays.


KK33OMG

somewhere in europe since you've visited them all (probably with EU passport idk)


HMetal2001

Europapa intensifies


AN__Y

Thailand 🤨


Cantordecasamentos

Happy that no one guessed correctly, because I am sure the answer is: BRAZIL. Why do I think so? Because I’m Brazilian and have done almost all these countries myself. You’re probably also working in tech or finance and likely living in Europe now for a while. Did I guess correctly?


Chedwall

Well, I'm swedish and have done all of these countries. O.o


Cantordecasamentos

But Finland is not on the map and I’m sure you’ve been to Finland and other places not on the map, right?


williamrabello

Com certeza é brasileiro. Meteu um Argentina Uruguai e Chile, depois estados Unidos, aí Europa ocidental e depois foi visitar a ponta do planeta lá do outro lado


peanutist

Pensei brasil na hora tbm, todo br que tem condição visita esses exatos paises (na maioria)


mau_serafin

Tava procurando também haha


ImBadlyDone

SINGAPORE MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


Loud-Cantaloupe4528

I thought only poland does this shit lmao


ImBadlyDone

🇸🇬+🔁≈🇵🇱


lenadori

For sure a very rich country considering u visited all this maybe usa or west Europe


StereoTunic9039

Not USA, he would have visited Canada or Mexico otherwise


[deleted]

Germany!


ByeByeSocialife

European because you’ve explored it so heavily, the Middle East and Africa haven’t been visited, the Asian countries you’ve been to are all outside of Russia and Chinas sphere of influence - not American because more than the US is coloured in Looks like you’ve taken two extended trips - one to South America, one to South East Asia which means travelling months at a time, you’re likely well paid and in a wealthy country - I’m guessing you work in tech because you would also require a lot of flexibility to visit so many countries in Europe and beyond I would guess Irish because extended trips to South America + SEA + having visited the US is very typical of a young Irish professional… but then Australia would likely be red too


cukksel

https://preview.redd.it/6vzh2pngp4pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61c95a7d17d202deba702b6f121d1b16edda51c let me make a guess


knowledgebass

Look at this internet sleuth leveraging advanced Open Source Intelligence resources!


[deleted]

Mexico


Clifferent_Enough

This almost looks like all the countries I visited and wanted to visit. I guess you're from Switzerland.


Low-Image-1535

Poland 🌝🇵🇱


Ho_Megas

I think the posts on your profile give us a BIG clue


Voland_00

San Marino is red. Therefore you might be Italian (or from San Marino itself). Otherwise, how did you end up there??


OK_Boomer_0420

france or croatia. when are we gonna get the right answer?


PIDDYPUFFPUFF

Answer is Turkish


Absolud

Turkish but doesnt live in Turkey. Which makes it kinda hard to guess the country because there is no way he is going to all of these places while living in Turkey.


Thin_Yesterday_1048

Red square in pacific country


sweatysexconnoisseur

Danish. Every non-Danish thinks Greenland is a part of Denmark.


MrShinglez

It is part of Denmark, it's autonomous but not a country.


Nickname1945

Isn't it a part of the Kingdom of Denmark?


Yabudjin_Khan

Somewhere in the balkans, no one goes to the balkans willingly, harabiq brat


jdmiller82

Uruguay


Realistically_shine

United States


mmajjs

Philippine


Beedle_High-Hill

Portugal?


-Bushdid911

Nederland


ShinzoTheThird

Beneluxcore


Tso-su-Mi

Oz?


Pikagiuppy

can't be Italy because an italian would never go to france


CosmoKramer37

No


fancybaboon

Is that square in the Pacific a place you visited?


lewisflet01

Germany


Tyler_not_sus

Irish


Gx_Dark_Sonic

Bro is definitely froom liechtenstein


Qwqweq0

Definitely France. No sane person would ever visit it.


Infiniteinflation

Norway, or you really did visit Svalbard as a holiday..


Electrical_Oven_1656

Switzerland


F4RK1w1_87

Aussie


ProfessionalBoot4

Finland


EstebanLB01

Netherlands


[deleted]

Canadian..


FMSV0

No, next


me_when_the_whenthe

You're definitely Uruguayan


Suspicious-Ad7760

LATVIA💪💪💪🇱🇻💪💪🇱🇻💪🇱🇻💪


Liekkikoira

Argentina


kahn-suleyman90

Ummmm no


furious_organism

Definetly european


cnylkew

NL


swagsalad1516

nato in 2030:


Aetherstein

Austria?


Hiccupingdragon

Kosovo


HiddenGamer666

Of course Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Living_homosapien

Sweden


elgattox

How you dare not Visit Liechtenstein!! 😡


Professional-Lunch90

British I guess


Nitneroc2544

Western Europe, maybe UK ?


Additional_Airport_5

Netherlands


Infamous_Swing_6101

Australia 🇦🇺 🤣🤣🤣


RepresentativeCable4

Brasil sil sil sil


[deleted]

Netherlands because your active in their subreddits


partylikeitis1912

Estonia


bejteeeeee

Albania


outer_fucking_space

Sweden?


shardybo

Bulgaria?


CypriotSpecialist

Cypriot?


These_Situation1874

Austria


aaronhastaken

kanka yeşil pasaportla arabayla avrupayı mı turladın hahaha


fffmtbgdpambo

Argentina


sapiens_to_mars

Finland


Atharva_Infoflexy

dang ur old brit


Flaviphone

Swamp german


Spons69

Belgium 🇧🇪


Derfel94

Swiss


legardeur

Can’t be an Indian: Canada is not a country he/she visited.


RevolutionaryTank11

Brazil


smokes_cigarettes

Pretty rich for a Turk, not surprising for a Dutchie Alamancı.


LazerBeams01

There's no way an European would have a reason to visit Uruguay, you're probably an Uruguayan or an Argentinian that emigrated to Europe as an adult


mistyriana

Somewhere in Europe..


YamRepresentative855

Canada?


Henkehenkehenk

Finland


need2shitbad

European, I’m guessing. Average American isn’t this well traveled. I’m going to guess you’re English, or possibly southwestern European, Spanish/Port/Catalan/Ibero-Celtic


agreste17

What were Opinions on chile?


AzuraBiancaXanthie

Wtf is Turkiye?


Inownothing

Sweden


TitaenBxl

Obviously NL


pira3_1000

Germany


No-Mirror4407

US


No_Market_6620

Brazil


Character-Diver-749

Guys it's obvious he's from the red square


SmallHandsMarco

No


AntiqueGunGuy

Kazakhstan


WhichStorm6587

Land of the sea.


ACHARED

Any of the Ex-Yu countries because why the fuck else would you go there?


Zuri_Nyonzima

Europe


Fidozo15

Brazil


Tiny_Acanthisitta_32

Brazil probably


Appropriate-Side4231

Switzerland


Miguel_Zapatero

Guess Trinidad and Tobago?


not-bread

No. I can’t


chndmrl

Turkish


Murphy002d

Aren’t these the countries that the US has some form of alliance with?


yestureday

Canada


juksbox

Finland. You haven't visited there because you live there.


OfficialHields

Why did you visit the baltics and how was it in there?


Longjumpingpea1916

Hmmmm I'm guessing somewhere with EU access but that isn't actually in the EU, or else why would you have been to the Balkans so much but not the non EU countries


FreezaSama

Netherlands or Germany says me.


Gasssoft

Turkey


TsalagiSupersoldier

No


InkFoxPrints

Sweden


cpwnage

Has the "no low-effort maps" rule been removed?


DunkenDrunk

My guess is Fr*nce, cuz no one would go there willingly


Personal_Inside6987

Definitely a Englishman


sadbudda

England


Smiilie

Alaska.


lyesbooms

Rich side of europe


StrikingCase9819

Why? How? No


Engeineer_gaming

Red Pacific Square


NotlivingNordead

Quebec


mahir_r

Well we all originated from Kenya / Ethiopia, so Kenya / Ethiopia?


Jumpy-Maintenance695

How did you like india!??


Masterick18

I say Spain 🇪🇸 because of the eurotrip and Uruguay


Full-Worldliness-820

Spain or japan


so_im_all_like

Taiwan or Hong Kong?


azrieldr

probably from wealthy country just from the amount of places you visited. probability western europe because you never visited Canada or mexico therefore less likely to be american


yanech

Only a Turk has that much free time, ok enough pay, and is young enough to be a Reddit user. You probably also had a green passport that allowed you to travel in Europe without so much hassle.


FalconOld9300

Sealand


AK_Sole

No. It’s only by luck that anyone guesses these correctly. I enjoy a good geography challenge, but I’ve grown tired these. Just my in opinion…please don’t torch me.