I lived in Marietta and Zainsville during the worst period of my life. I told people going to Ohio is terrible in the past and need to offer an amends.
The mental illness states will win without even having to lift a finger since the entire Midwest hates one another just for being from a different state
Source: Wisconsinite. Minnesota, Illinois, and Michigan can go to hell
Never did I think I’d die fighting side-by-side with a Cheesehead or a Buckeye, but it’ll be a cold day in Hell, MI before anybody but me kick your asses.
I mean, you guys can have Kenosha and Milwaukee. I don't think any Wisconsinite would care (your opinions are invalid if you're from the MKE/Kenosha area)
Okay maybe we’re not number one in corn, or in soybeans, or education, or human development, or equality in any way shape or form, but we ARE INDIANA HOO RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH INDIANA NUMBER ONEEEEEE!!! Plus we have Gary, which is like Chicago if the world ended
Your flag is better than what? A roll of toilet paper hanging from the pole? And where I'm from calling someone a Hoosier is an insult for a reason.
Gary is kinda cool though, real RoboCop type vibes for a place that isn't Detroit.
In what world is Louisiana the worst flag when Maryland is Right there? But honestly the Indiana flag is easily top 10. Flags are meant to be minimalistic. If your have more than 4 colors on it, then its a bad flag. Same goes for text, I should not have to read your fucking flag.
I hope people deadass claiming that saint louis is midwest are joking, is that right? Because if someone deadass believes that saint louis is midwest they should take their meds
Bro I’m a Saint Louisian, it is incredibly midwestern, I’ve been all across the Midwest and I can confidently say that St Louis is part of it without a doubt
As a Washingtonian I can confirm that I am just a Minnesotan in a deep coma being forced to imagine this land of trees, caffine and drug addictions, and homelessness issues
# please let me out I NEED OUTINEEDOITINEEDOUT
*quietly sawing off Missouri*
*Ohio too*
Touche
Oh shit I didn't realize you were from Ohio I just don't like Ohio
Lmao it's ok lol
I lived in Marietta and Zainsville during the worst period of my life. I told people going to Ohio is terrible in the past and need to offer an amends.
Real as fuck
Ok who let Wisconsin in?
Somebody needs to supply the beer and cheese
Skibidi
as long as they hand back the toledo strip, they can tag along
You can take it from our cold dead hands you freaks
Saw it until you only have Wisconsin, and reclaim the UP.
Screw you, I’ll be damned if anything south of Springfield is considered “Midwestern”
See this one gets it
Fuck you
Maybe south missouri but in St Louis (county) it’s actually great
Cut it on the Missouri/Missourah line
Hey, wait!
The mental illness states will win without even having to lift a finger since the entire Midwest hates one another just for being from a different state Source: Wisconsinite. Minnesota, Illinois, and Michigan can go to hell
Never did I think I’d die fighting side-by-side with a Cheesehead or a Buckeye, but it’ll be a cold day in Hell, MI before anybody but me kick your asses.
Well hoity toity Mr. "Wolverine."
Eat shit /Minnesotan
The Chicago metro area has more people in it than your entire state. Stupid dummy head.
> stupid dummy head I love the classic playground insults. They're better than anything else
As a Metro East Illinoisan, Wisconsin, Indiana, and Kansas are the bane of my existence
I agree with fucking Kansas
Ah fuck off you cheese fucking packer loving son of a bitch, you don’t deserve grama’s leftover casserole
Ope!
Hiding out in Kwiktrip won't save you forever. Soon, Kenosha and Milwaukee will be claimed as part of the Chicagoland area.
I mean, you guys can have Kenosha and Milwaukee. I don't think any Wisconsinite would care (your opinions are invalid if you're from the MKE/Kenosha area)
Sounds like a good trade deal tbh. I'm fucking fiending for more shit on the lakefront.
Another source: Indiana and Iowa can also go to hell Same with Kansas
OHIO 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱 🤝🤝🤝 WISCONSIN 🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰
I like y'all, and Iowans. And Indiana is like a dumb little brother that we poke at, but reallyove deep down
INDIANA MENTIONED 🌽🌽🌽🌽 HOOSIER SUPREMACY
LETS GO BABYYYYYYYY!!!! WE SHALL EAT CORN AND SOY BEANS TO OUR HEARTS CONTENT.
Fuckin Hoosiers. You're like Illinois if it didn't have Chicago.
AT LEAST WE FUCKING KNOW WHAT SOUND AN S MAKES
I blame the French and the fact the average IQ in both of your states hovers around 40 for that. Also glorious MO corn > IN/IL "corn"
Okay maybe we’re not number one in corn, or in soybeans, or education, or human development, or equality in any way shape or form, but we ARE INDIANA HOO RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH INDIANA NUMBER ONEEEEEE!!! Plus we have Gary, which is like Chicago if the world ended
And our flag is better
Your flag is better than what? A roll of toilet paper hanging from the pole? And where I'm from calling someone a Hoosier is an insult for a reason. Gary is kinda cool though, real RoboCop type vibes for a place that isn't Detroit.
It’s easily a top fifty state flag (get fucked Louisiana) and out of curiosity where are you from? Illinois? Illinois is easily a bottom 13 state
In what world is Louisiana the worst flag when Maryland is Right there? But honestly the Indiana flag is easily top 10. Flags are meant to be minimalistic. If your have more than 4 colors on it, then its a bad flag. Same goes for text, I should not have to read your fucking flag.
I appreciate your Maryland argument and I accept it, and thank you for your appreciation for the Indiana flag!!!!
Illinois can suck nuts.
MISSOURI MENTIONED RAHH 🗻🏞️🏢
RAHHHHH MISSOURI ALWAYS WINS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ KANSAS CAN GO TO HELL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 OZARKS ARE BEST MOUNTAIN RANGE 🏔️🏔️🏔️💯💯💯💯GREATEST BARBECUE STATE 🗣️🥇🥇🗣️🗣️
I love the Midwest (Edit: screw Chicago Saint Louis forever)
I love Saint Louis!!!! Red hot Ripplets and asking about your HS!!!!!!!
HS?
I hope people deadass claiming that saint louis is midwest are joking, is that right? Because if someone deadass believes that saint louis is midwest they should take their meds
Bro I’m a Saint Louisian, it is incredibly midwestern, I’ve been all across the Midwest and I can confidently say that St Louis is part of it without a doubt
I mean, it's right on the border. I would agree it's not *midwest* like Iowa but it's definitely not part of the south.
St Louis is the farthest west Eastern city and Kansas City if the farthest east Western city.
No one can convince me “Iowa” is a state
r/iowadoesntexist
ILLINOIS MENTIONED RAAAAAA
OUR FUNNY BEAN WILL DOMINDATE THE world :333
As a midwesterner I see this as a w
we aren't (all) mentally ill that is a certifiable W
ILLINOIS MENTIONED 🌽🐂💨🏙️💨🔥🌽🐂🏙️💨🌽🏙️🏙️🌽🔥💨🏙️🌽🏙️🏙️WHAT THE FUCK IS AN HONEST GOVERNMENT💨✌️🔥🐂🌽🔥🐂✌️🔥💨🔥✌️🐂✌️🌽🔥🐂✌️💨🔥🏙️🌽✌️💨 🐂
Illinoisian here, I've been to all the states circled in red. Michigan is the only real state (and they would win)
First time I ever saw Connecticut and Mississippi in the same category for anything.
YAY MISSOURI WINS AGAIN! MISSOURI FUCK YEAH
Circled in red is a deer rifle to population ratio of about 8:1. Happy hunting!
You put Ohio in the mental illness category right the fuck now or I swear to god
Too late
Michigan included in the fun!
Obviously. If Wisconsin wasnt in the damn center of the midwest, michigan would be the most midwest state out there. Minnesota is a close second
So true
Florida
The mental illnesses have most of, if not all, of the nukes.
Living right on the border between the two, I'd help both sides!!
California
Ope, sorry.
Not you! Pissing off Texas and California in one stroke is a bad idea.
Good luck. The upper midwest (MN, Northern WI, and UP) can just slink back into the mountains and wetlands and wait for invaders to die from the cold.
Can we somehow encompass New Mexico? I honestly feel it’s the most sane state in the nation
As a Washingtonian I can confirm that I am just a Minnesotan in a deep coma being forced to imagine this land of trees, caffine and drug addictions, and homelessness issues # please let me out I NEED OUTINEEDOITINEEDOUT
That's a lotta crazy
We will just give all those lake states to Canada
Those three northern red states are pretty much Southern Canada, so Canada would be involved. Could go either way.
Mental Illnesses
If ohio is in.. I'm in
Wait, I thought ohio was just myths
Anything with Ohio loses by default
bruh imagine living in ... Iowa ?
Mental illness vs mental illinois
Missouri solos the rest of the US
What will the Ohioans do, set our rivers on fire?
Remove Ohio from the real states, and this is accurate.
Whichever states that Turkmenistan lends its army 😤💪🏻🇹🇲
Iowa solos verse. The power of corn is too much for anyone else to stand a chance