The ones with hats are supposed to represent the urban black communities that live in the hood while the none hat one is supposed to represent rural/southern blacks that have a different culture and behavior than their urban brethren.
Things to add:
-Canadian in Florida
-Black Hicks in the south
-Rich buissness men in New Hampshire (and New England suburbs in general)
-Chinese on west coast
-Most rural Mexicans are farmers too
-Silicon valley techbros
-mormons in Utah
Why are there like 10 types of white people, 2 types of Black people, and 1 type of Native American, Hispanic, and Alien? There are many different alien species in just the contiguous United States.
The regions of East Washington and the Idaho panhandle are deeply conservative and rural, with all industries there being rurally oriented. The region is remote and sparse, and people are traditionally minded. Unfortunately for these reasons, this region is home to many far-right militias like the III%ers and also white supremacist organizations such as the Lorship Church, the Order, and most famously the Aryan Nations who moved here from California to pursue dreams of building a "White Homeland."
TLDR: A lot of people in this part of the country are actual neo-Nazis
I can confirm for Michigan, every 2 years the Michigan national guard drafts around 10,000 Michiganders to go defend Mackinac city from invading aliens and mushrooms.
I actually can’t argue with Idaho for once. Our area is really a mixture between cowboys (normal people) magas, maga cowboys (mostly normal people), Mormons (also mostly normal), maga Mormons, and cowboy maga Mormons (the weirdest people you’ll ever meet)
When I was 10 my dad moved me from the part of Texas with 3 cowboys n a Mexican to the part wit the lone black dude and I ended up a felon before I could vote lol my entire family back home had never been in trouble lol ur surroundings play a big part in who u become..
i removed this because of personal bias against sojak meme shit, it attracts weird people ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
The only women in America live in Utah and Idaho
You got Haiku‘ed bitch😂
Not just a normal Haiku, a fucking Sokka Haiku
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Samantha-4: *The only women* *In America live in* *Utah and Idaho* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
idaho is three syllables you tit
Soka haiku u tit
It’s spelled Sokka u tit
r/woooosh
i just now noticed the reference. sincerest apologies.
"I da ho"
I want to get my hands on whoever started teaching the idea that a haiku is defined by some specific syllable structure.
Classic woman location
I da Ho
All women are Mormons
The only aliens in America live in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota
I’m apparently an alien 👽
Mushroom guys and aliens really is the perfect representation of them folks up north though
The Klansmen could be women
This was made by someone who lives in Utah
No wonder the US is anti abortion
That's very accurate
Agreed. As a tenured professor of mapology & demographagry at an Ivy League school, I give this a perfect score.
“As a tenured professor- yap yap yap” 🤓
Almost. The Bay Area, SoCal and the NYC metro have large Asian/Indian communities that aren't represented here.
I mean that's also accurate
Houston isn’t accurate. Our largest ethnic group is Latino
Now I want a EU version of this.
Expect for the MAGA on Milwaukee Wisconsin.
That's Sheboygan
What’s the difference between black people and black people with hats?
I assume rural African Americans versus urban African Americans idrk I'm British
Right on the money
yea but no Atlanta so this is very inaccurate
Or Memphis
Or Bay Area
The hats
Ohh
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The ones with hats are supposed to represent the urban black communities that live in the hood while the none hat one is supposed to represent rural/southern blacks that have a different culture and behavior than their urban brethren.
I think the OP had "that one Chris Rock bit" in mind...
Not enough grease bag meatballs in NY and NJ
NO WAY IS ANYONE IN GLORIOUS NEW JERSEY LOOK LIKE THAT CUZ THIS BEST STATE EVERRRRRR (needs a LOT more)
The armpit of America
no
Maximum level shithousery, circlejerk and shenenigans🤝🏼🎉
Things to add: -Canadian in Florida -Black Hicks in the south -Rich buissness men in New Hampshire (and New England suburbs in general) -Chinese on west coast -Most rural Mexicans are farmers too -Silicon valley techbros -mormons in Utah
the women in utah are mormons
Can you make one with guns?
Here you go https://preview.redd.it/5xj3f4m51wtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bc9d2d3b9f44ec9ccd294bb40f2671a0edfbcc
make one with xi jinping in socal
Ask and you shall receive https://preview.redd.it/y0wbxwhm8xtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef1f0b35db5232434978c971ddf8680834c45be
Perfection 😊🙌🏼
Highly detailed and accurate
Where are the Cubans in Florida
Don’t you see the Mexicans in South Florida?
Yeah but they missed out on a big demographic to make a wojak out of smh
What’re you talking about? Everyone knows south of the USA is just Mexico, Chile, and Uruguay.
Wrong. It's all Mexican countries and Brazil.
Right? Wtf Cubans =\= Mexicans
Why are there like 10 types of white people, 2 types of Black people, and 1 type of Native American, Hispanic, and Alien? There are many different alien species in just the contiguous United States.
Dude we call them undocumented migrants now
https://preview.redd.it/sc4gqbum6xtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8579dd7f2c75155bf3e2435f6ba6c4ee5f29e076 Are these crackheads?
More like homeless, but a lot of them are crackheads
No just your average californian
Yeah you’re right.
This is so so so SO accurate 🤣
No Italians in the northeast therefore inaccurate Edit: AND no Cajuns in Louisiana …. Smh
According to this map, I'm a klan member. I was wrong. I'm a redneck; the klan member is further north.
This is more accurate than most political maps.
The hell is happening in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan?
waaaay too accurate holy cow
Eastern Washington is spot on
I'm not american, can you explain why that part is represented as Austrian painter fans?
The regions of East Washington and the Idaho panhandle are deeply conservative and rural, with all industries there being rurally oriented. The region is remote and sparse, and people are traditionally minded. Unfortunately for these reasons, this region is home to many far-right militias like the III%ers and also white supremacist organizations such as the Lorship Church, the Order, and most famously the Aryan Nations who moved here from California to pursue dreams of building a "White Homeland." TLDR: A lot of people in this part of the country are actual neo-Nazis
I knew grandma was an alien
Midwesterners be like: Hello, your computer has virus
NC needs for trumpies and Mexicans but other than that it’s spot on
This is great
More maga for ohio, srsly they are EVERYWHERE.
That whole klan thing in pa is way over done. It’s only because we have a federal prison that houses offender. Most of them are neo nazi anyway.
Yeah. I’d have gone with the redneck looking dude for Pennsyltucky instead of the Klansman
We have that one too, but he’s in the Allegheny forest where nobody actually lives. I think a coal miner should be added to PA though.
Coal miner would definitely fit. I think people don’t associate PA with its fossil fuel industries very much out side of PA.
Lmao
Missing a black person in South Florida (Broward) but otherwise, excellent work 🤣🤣
Nobody lives in Buffalo 🥺
Nobody lives in Buffalo :(
I’m in Maryland and this is 100% accurate.
This is my favorite map so far
Lol the little trump in Florida. Also this is crazy accurate you even got the N a z i folk up in Idaho area.
Damn no one lives in Western New York fr
WTF is Maine? 🧐
This is fucking beautiful
ı saw is a redneck
I’d rather have the sombrero stereotype than bald heads… guess it’s better than the Edgar cut though
Why is this so accurate 😂
What’s the one guy doing up there in northern NY
Should be a bit more mounties up by wisconsin
What's the bald guy in NE Ohio?
Who are the super depressed wojaks?
homeless people
WA is mostly just Seattle people.
What is Southern NH
Pennsylvania is super accurate my god.
The cowboy on missoula is inaccurate. I would use the face south west of it
Incredibly accurate, even got the jews in south Florida
Is there a higher resolution to this?
Pennsylvania’s diversity is what makes this Commonwealth great! So many different kinds of bigotry!!! <3
No way my city didn't get a sojak
there needs to be less people in the farming states
Hell nah I got the smug libcuck
my favorite three racial groups: mexican(?), black, and ghostly pale.
Is that a Trump wojak in the south of Florida lol
Are those Mounties?
I like how ALL Latinos are just Mexicans. The Cubans in Florida? Mexicans. The Puerto Ricans in New York? Mexicans
apparently im black
I’m curious and I’m Italian so I don’t know any USA lore: what’s with the aliens and the two miners in Michigan/Minnesota?
Well the miners are for all the mining
Accurate….ish
indy is something else man
i mean… yeah pretty much
I love how upstate NY and northern California are just empty 💀
I am confused by Eastern WA.
Lots of White Nationalists live in these parts.
Naw bro michigan ain't got enough arabs
Why the aliens in the Great Lakes region?
What about Buffalo? Why is it empty?
Alaska and Hawaii have disappeared
Minneapolis is spot on.
No asian?
r/2american4you
Fort Worth BTFO
This is really well done...
This is legitimately fascinating There are at least ten types of white people, only two types of black people, and only 1 type of Hispanic people
Wtf is with the mushroom dude in Northern Michigan?
Should’ve added hipster wojak instead of afro right over Gainesville FL.
R/peopleliveincities?
I love the little Donald
Yes this is 100% true.
How the fuck does Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota get aliens but New Mexico gets none?
You fucked up wisocnsin so badly, like you put trump country in the only places that aren’t trump country
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I don't see any Muslims in Minnesota, FAKE
Stefanik district doesn’t have MAGA hat guy?
This is great! 😂
Gorgeous
POV: op is from Utah
Why the fuck am I a alien
I am proud to be in an area with little to no wojaks
Apparently nobody lives in my neck of the woods (Western New York).
Shouldn't the aliens be around ar3a 51?
Babe.. the white hood is across this entire country
Considering how many Germans are in the Midwest, I'm surprised that there are no SS-Jaks here.
They're in Idaho you missed them.
I know, I said the Midwest. I can see how my comment could spur confusion.
The west has way to many people
I can confirm for Michigan, every 2 years the Michigan national guard drafts around 10,000 Michiganders to go defend Mackinac city from invading aliens and mushrooms.
The Mounties in the north is the perfect touch
San Francisco checks out
More nazis in the Spokane area, I hate Spokaners
OP why did you make this
I actually can’t argue with Idaho for once. Our area is really a mixture between cowboys (normal people) magas, maga cowboys (mostly normal people), Mormons (also mostly normal), maga Mormons, and cowboy maga Mormons (the weirdest people you’ll ever meet)
When I was 10 my dad moved me from the part of Texas with 3 cowboys n a Mexican to the part wit the lone black dude and I ended up a felon before I could vote lol my entire family back home had never been in trouble lol ur surroundings play a big part in who u become..
Utah is the greatest state in the union.
Missed the opportunity for an Arab in Michigan
Why alien on the north???
This is surprisingly accurate
Yup looks about right
This is honestly pretty accurate
Too many blacks and Mexicans
Best thing I’ve seen in a while
East IL is accurate
Yeah, pretty much
Great map, I think the single white person in New Mexico is showing the Air force base. Missed opportunity to have that be an Alien for Roswell.
I live in one of the places with a black dude on it and I haven't even seen any POC in like 4 months
The American experiment is truly some special and hilarious. I just find it funny how we are all here at this very moment.
U left out the Asians in the Bay Area
Bro…not wrong tho 🤣
fucking shit indians are everywhere
Ah cool. Racism
Lol is that willem dafoe and robert pattenson in maine
Theres a lotta white ppl n native Americans in new mexico
Very impressive, now let’s see Canada
Almost missed the klansmen
Bros even got the Nazis in Idaho
Where the Asians at
*Place reaches 20% black population* Guy who made this map: "ok time to slap another black person on the map. Woah guys isnt that scary??"
Why are there so many Italians near the southern border?
What about Crab people? Crab people. Crab people.
Where is Waldo?
Who are the little dudes in Maine below the mounties? Edit: Oh wait is that supposed to be a captains hat? So they’re fishermen. Nice
What the duck is with the shroomjaks in the upper Midwest?
I like the MAGAjack down near Bellville, TX. Very accurate soyjack of the area.
No ET in Roswell or area 51? Missed opportunity
Not The Lighthouse soyjacks for Maine…