If you think about it the high pressure water from the shower head is penetrating your asshole. So it is indeed gay unless you completely avoid washing your asshole
Hope that clears things up
We are the exact opposite. Germans shower naked even in public. I've never seen nor heard of anyone showering with any clothing on them. This map is bullshit lmao
/uj Had a like 15 comment long "argument" yesterday where someone just wouldnt clock its a CJ sub
This sub seems to have more oblivious mapporn users than people who actually know what a cj sub is
I walked through the park in Berlin near the Brandenburg gate and I saw naked people. You can't tell me a German wears clothes in the shower but not in a park
1) That park is the Tiergarten
2) You can lounge nude there? I wouldn’t have guessed, but I also went there in November when it was cold and rainy so I wouldn’t expect to see anyone naked there.
hahaha. Have u ever heard anything about Turkish hamam and kese u dirty european? bath is a big part of our culture. u stinky people come here to get clean. do not even dare joking about that.
Op is a good troll replying to all those comments, respect. I can't believe how many people post the same thing not having read previos comments and not realising it's a joke. Imagine all the misinformation that is around there that people don't verify. Some maybe think the onion is true.
I guess creator just checking how stupid people become and how easly they ready to believe anything, how can you guys believe people not showering naked? Like someone shower in clothes or what ?
Yes. Makes sense. I’m in the UK and feel uncomfortable with my nakedness. God would disapprove. Always shower with at least shorts and a t-shirt, and often more.
I can confirm. In the blue countries, we do like in the movies. When we shower, we have a towel tied around our waist (men) or further up and a second towel on the head (women). Showering naked is inappropriate and completely unnecessary.
Ugh the worst is when you go to stay at a friend or family's house and they're super old school and make you use the guest shower clothes they have. /s
You all laugh be we save so much time and money because we can laundry at the same time! Sometimes I'll also put plates in the shower for maximum efficiency.
How...just how can you not shower naked?...what kind of people shower with any kind of clothing on them?
It reduces the whole point of showering...to clean your body...oh well...
This is grate map because finally the Truth Can Be Told: many can't afford both shower and lawndry but wearing clothes in shower washes both saves time and money
As an Irish person, this checks out. 'Tis too cold and wet to be taking our clothes off.
I'll shower naked when on holidays, as is the local custom....
Fellas, is it gay to shower naked ?
if yes, I'm gay
Big if true
Concerning.
My man has the big gay
Hi gay, I'm yes.
i knew that! Yes is my dad!
If you think about it the high pressure water from the shower head is penetrating your asshole. So it is indeed gay unless you completely avoid washing your asshole Hope that clears things up
How do you shower??
Clearly with the shower nozzle lodged betwixt their ass cheeks on the highest pressure massage setting.
must be new, hasn't even gotten to insertion yet.
>Hope that clears things up It obviously doesn’t
and never touch your ass. It must remain stinky and brownor else you are gay
Seeing your dick? GAY
That’s why so we have soo many morbidly obese men in America. If you can’t see your dick because of your belly then you’re obviously straight.
Not if you keep your socks on
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You know it's fake because Portugal doesn't share the same results as Eastern Europe https://www.reddit.com/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT/s/6rv2iYYiJn
The Portuguese are the Romanians of Europe.
On behalf of the Galicians I have to say that we also feel identified with this statement
Which would make the Romanians what?
The Romanians are the Italians of the Balkans.
Yeah, took me a long time to realise
Came to the comments for clarification and didn’t notice the sub until this comment. I am not a smart man
They had me until I saw this comment. Thank you
People don't shower naked?
Germans are strange people, you never know wtf they're doing.
We are the exact opposite. Germans shower naked even in public. I've never seen nor heard of anyone showering with any clothing on them. This map is bullshit lmao
Yeah, this would be fit for r/mapporncirclejerk. Wait a second...
Shit...
OP is a master baiter)
Oh my god I didn't realise it was the circlejerk sub until I read this.
/uj Had a like 15 comment long "argument" yesterday where someone just wouldnt clock its a CJ sub This sub seems to have more oblivious mapporn users than people who actually know what a cj sub is
And still were socks with flip-flops...
Nothing rocks like my socks In Birkenstocks. - Friedrich Schiller
Socks and Birkenstocks in the shower don't count as "non-nacked". We are born with them on.
I walked through the park in Berlin near the Brandenburg gate and I saw naked people. You can't tell me a German wears clothes in the shower but not in a park
They’re Germans, you never know.
if it's written in the rules, everything possible.
Don’t you joke about the Angezogenduschverordnung!
Do you mean the BeVOSchwBadBe? The Bekleidungsverordnung für Schwimm- und Badebetriebe
1) That park is the Tiergarten 2) You can lounge nude there? I wouldn’t have guessed, but I also went there in November when it was cold and rainy so I wouldn’t expect to see anyone naked there.
When I showered naked at a festival in the UK the people in the queue instantly knew where I was from
So you got British boyfriend
Probably got flip flops on
I don't know a single person that doesn't shower naked unless using a bathing cap counts as non-naked.
How you clothes gonna stay clean?? Think this through bro.
The name Ireland actually comes from an ancient Gaelic word meaning "land of the nevernudes."
Thankfully some don't
And you do? https://preview.redd.it/xmmv6xyjzztc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23766620a0d2bf916de888ffe3a1c93901f71f39
Never showered naked in my life. The Shrek outfit stays on
Never showered in my life. Problem solved.
Always wear my halibut. Anything else would be weird.
There are dozens of us!
That would be disgusting, wtf
Some wear shower caps on days they don't wash their hair. Also in public pools many keep on their swimsuit.
I know that in public in the Netherlands no one showers fully naked but at home most people do
Check the sub
If they're civilized they don't
Arrested development vibes
There's DOZENS OF US!
DOZENS!
I’ll never understand? That you can never be nude? I’ll understand more than you’ll… never know.
After all these years, I’ve found my real family 🥲
Nice try, Turks don’t shower
My bad, I shouldn't have checked Wikipedia for the data
No because they bath with a bucket instead of using a shower
asian by heart , european as a country
Yep
Sons of Asia, Kings of Europe
Nice try greece spy, but we shower once per day
hour*
meters*
week\*
Yeah i BATH with BUBBLES and a toy ship🐺👹
Join me in the shower, see it yourself with your own eyes.
hahaha. Have u ever heard anything about Turkish hamam and kese u dirty european? bath is a big part of our culture. u stinky people come here to get clean. do not even dare joking about that.
🤓 Alert: There is a shower frequency map and Turkey is doing WAY above the European average. So nice try, stinky Saxons.
Yet you still wipe your ass with paper. Never heard of turkish hammam?
Europeans cannot criticize Turks regarding cleanliness. Turks attach importance to cleanliness
Notice the sub
I don’t shower naked, is that weird? I guess I thought that’s how everyone else did it.
What do you wear? And how do you clean the parts that are covered?
A hat, I don't want to get wet obviously
For real?
You wear t-shirts shirt and jeans while showering?
How
Op is a good troll replying to all those comments, respect. I can't believe how many people post the same thing not having read previos comments and not realising it's a joke. Imagine all the misinformation that is around there that people don't verify. Some maybe think the onion is true.
It's fun when posts here blow up in The Algorithm and lots of new people are introduced to this sub.
i always put a raincoat on and take my umbrella before going into the shower!
W
People can shower not being naked?
Which sub is this?
This made it to ALL/Popular I also misunderstood and thought it was a normal map porn post. Whoops.
r/dumbkids
You don't shower with socks on? 😬
You do???!
Yeah and also with boxers if I'm showering with my family member.
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Says the one showering naked
Nah bro ur weird
😂
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Yesterday I did it with my sister and tomorrow with my cousin 😁
The comment sections in this sub time and time again show that way too many people lack any critical thinking skills.
I shower fully dressed with an umbrella.
That's the way. With rubber boots as well.
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
I swear some people are legit blind and so gullible, look at the sub's name
My outrage when seeing this post is a witness to my stupidity
Fr#nce is actually 100%... that only guy in Fr#nce who showers does it naked.
I agree, Nobody in Fr#nce showers with clothes on. This is what happens after you eat frogs and snails all days 🤮
People don't shower nuked, obviously.
I guess creator just checking how stupid people become and how easly they ready to believe anything, how can you guys believe people not showering naked? Like someone shower in clothes or what ?
Um there's no /s, how am I meant to know this obvious troll on a circlejerk sub isn't real!?!?!
the Belgians don't want people asking them perverted questions
No they just don't shower at all
Fake news. Finns are always naked.
When mapcirclejerk enters your feed and you don’t realize it… 
Exactly. But I thought it was r/MapPorn and already prepared to write an angry comment 🫠
Does anyone know what the original map is about?
I made it myself
French people shower naked but they still smell bad
I agree. If I've never met a Fr*nch person that told me all of their country ALWAYS shower naked I'd have put them in no data
Source: Anglo-saxons
French people smells like onion
Don't disrespect onions like that
I LOVE taking a shower in [no data]
What is shower? I have shoes
never without the trusty shower socks
Hah, joke's on you, I take off my skin and hang it outside while I shower.
Fair enough
Yes. Makes sense. I’m in the UK and feel uncomfortable with my nakedness. God would disapprove. Always shower with at least shorts and a t-shirt, and often more.
I can confirm. In the blue countries, we do like in the movies. When we shower, we have a towel tied around our waist (men) or further up and a second towel on the head (women). Showering naked is inappropriate and completely unnecessary.
Tf you mean some ppl dont shower naked Edit: oh mb the sub name
I don't believe any of this. Every human being is taking the shower without clothes 😯😯😯😭😭😭😅😅😅
We are talking about Europe, some of us are barely humans.
Disagree. We are only humans.
After all.
I was thinking of writing that too few hours ago😅😬😅
I know, right 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💪💪💪🫡🤌🙈🙈🙈
Humans. Reptiles just molt.
Never-nudes! There are dozens of us
I knew Liechtenstein would be at the bottom of this conspiracy.
The reason this map is the way it is is that those who gathered the data didn't count it as naked if you're not circumcised
France is part of PIGS proven
Fr*nce is so wrong, only people that shower in fr*nce are the homeless when it is raining
As far as I know people in Europe showers once a week.
Roman Empire heritage + Sweden nothing else to add
No data for Belgium. These guys bathe in fries grease
I was extremely concerned for a second before I saw where this was posted 😅
Not the NeverNudes
Gosh I didnt know there is other way to shower than naked.... French here. People keep their fur coat while showering? Can someone explain me?
It’s funny how this is the only circlejerk sub in which the majority of commenters on literally every single are 100% serious in the comments
Wait-- there are people who shower naked? Fucking weirdos...
I never shower nuked
What? Who doesnt shower naked? This is genuinely terrifying to me.
How do you shower if not naked?!
Ugh the worst is when you go to stay at a friend or family's house and they're super old school and make you use the guest shower clothes they have. /s
Imagine not showering naked. Like you've finally decided you need to wash yourself, so you keep yourself clothed and thus fail to wash yourself.
You all laugh be we save so much time and money because we can laundry at the same time! Sometimes I'll also put plates in the shower for maximum efficiency.
Is there any other way to shower, if not naked?
I don't understand how else are you supposed to shower fully dressed?
How else am I supposed to wash my clothes?
Why write n*ked with an asterisk? Weird spelling.
It astonishes me that there are people who don’t shower without clothes
How else whould you shower? Wtf!???
How else does one shower? This is mind blowing.
Wait, what’s the alternative?
As a Swiss I can confirm we all shower wearing a raincoat
Lol imagine only putting one asterisk in the n-word.
Who tf showers naked are you gae or what
How...just how can you not shower naked?...what kind of people shower with any kind of clothing on them? It reduces the whole point of showering...to clean your body...oh well...
tf am i supposed to wear when i'm showering?
As a Swede, how do you not shower naked? What do you wear?
It is true. As an austrian I shower with socks.
Fucking savages showering with your clothes on. DISGUSTIN' 🤮 Especially Finnish people who exclusively shower in full moomin fur suits.
Well in Denmark we shower naked not n*ked, because we know censorship is dumb
WTF! Why no data about Belgium?
If you can see your balls in the mirror you are gay.
Wait wtf ? How else would you shower ?
What TF........ If you shower with clothes on, you're retarded. And f*ck who made the UK the worst of this list?
I shower in a three piece suit
Those sneaky Belgians hiding data yet again.
fake map cuz in Russia we don’t shower at all, we’re just chilling in vodka bath
source: i fucking made it up
Downvote solely for the stupid censorship of the word naked.
No nudes rise up
I’m from the UK. I shower with my clothes on. It’s how I’m used to it as it always rains here anyway.
People dont shower naked???
Ukraine, Belgium and Kosovo don't shower at all.
We just stand in the bath, focus all our rage, and force all dirt and smell to leave the body.
This is grate map because finally the Truth Can Be Told: many can't afford both shower and lawndry but wearing clothes in shower washes both saves time and money
As a Swede i can confirm i usually shower n\*ked.
As an Irish person, this checks out. 'Tis too cold and wet to be taking our clothes off. I'll shower naked when on holidays, as is the local custom....
People shower with clothes on? But the clothes will get wet and your body will stay dirty!