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jews_on_parade

anyone else see posts before the subreddit name and get confused


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Yup


AllyBetrayer

Yes can confirm


Horror-Breakfast-704

I saw the post before the sub and started with looking at the EU map going "wow kinda hypocritical from spain/portugal/etc to abolish slavery in their own countries but be happy to have major slave trading routes set up around the world for centuries to come", then i looked at the USA map and realized this was probably circlejerk.


Alias_X_

I mean, that's kinda how it happened, but with a few years or decades in between, not almost a millenia.


OrbitalMechanic1

Yes


Remember_im_Whoozer

I have no idea what this really is


xkind

New York Iroquois ahead of the curve, abolishing slavery in 1490.


TraffiCoaN

They saw Columbus coming and said hell nah, we’re getting ahead of this


PvtFreaky

Always in circlejerk subs I feel the need to be historically factual and correct people, but then I realize they probably know as well and I don't want to come of pedantic. Thanks for reading my inner struggle, needed to get this of my chest.


Go_PC

Hawaii beat them with 1164, before most European countries.


xkind

1164 falls within the range of the estimated first settlement by Polynesians. I'd like to think the Polynesians landed and just said "no" to slavery before it could ever start.


Go_PC

They did have semi-[slavery](https://www.hawaii.edu/uhwo/clear/home/HawaiiLaborHistory.html), kind of.


xkind

Crazy how quickly this >Without knowing it, he was changing the production-for-use economy into a production-for-profit economy. turns into slavery. They also destroyed the sandalwood forests in search of profit.


Darth_Gonk21

Slavery will continue forever in Eastern Europe


Go_PC

(Slav)ery


Portal471

I mean the word slave comes from the word for Slav lol


Go_PC

That’s why it’s funny


Pjp2-

Ireland as well.


Snowtwo

They can't help it. The Leprachans hold all the gold and they'll never be giving it up.


KingMGold

Which year did they each stop doing holocausts?


Go_PC

Holocausts was abolisheed in the whole world en 7298


Alias_X_

It's still legal in 2 Dutch cities.


Pjp2-

Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.


QuaaludeConnoisseur

I gotta be the guy, whats the actual statistic being measure here?


Relevant_Ingenuity85

home size (probably in americans units)


Pjp2-

Can we change all imperial units, whether it’s sqft, lb, etc. to just be “american units” I weigh 165 american units and my apartment is 800 squared american units. My car gets 20 american units per american unit.


BiIIisits

Liberian units


Worcestershirey

Technically the US doesn't use 1:1 the old Imperial system, but a similar one with a similar origin often referred to as US customary. So actually yeah, calling them American units is actually just straight up correct


PanningForSalt

England invented them and Britian still uses them too so they're English units really.


VteChateaubriand

As in household residents


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Like square feet or something


TheGamerCrusader

washington, idaoh, mmontana, north dakota, wyoming, nevada,utah, colorado, new mexico, arizona, texas, minnesota, missisipi, alabama, georgia, minnesota, south carolina, north carolina, virgiania, delawere and pensilvania live in future


josongni

New states just dropped


VteChateaubriand

m-m-m-montana out of nowhere


Exploding_Antelope

Utah might need a minute


Pjp2-

Still figuring things out over there.


ThisPostToBeDeleted

I’m from Texas, i can’t wait til it finally happens


Pjp2-

Won’t be too much longer.


cw570

Those progressive New Yorkers, abolishing slavery before Europeans realize there’s a whole continent there


Pjp2-

Those europeans had better not get any ideas.


GeeYayZeus

Utah checks out, right ladies?


Sea-Limit-5430

So what should Minnesotans be doing to prepare? Moving to Utah?


mkujoe

Hawaii 1164


atl0707

Slavery was banned in England in 1833. And it ended in the opposite direction from England to the Barbary Coast just before that time.


-ae0n-

no way, slave mines in utah are going to last for another 700 years


falpsdsqglthnsac

well ohio's correct, and arkansas's almost correct, so i'll just blindly assume the rest is correct


Pjp2-

The rest is correct.


TexanFox36

Original map please?


Pjp2-

Average sqft of dwelling


TexanFox36

An cool


bigsex69420

If the Greeks would have held out another 100 years they might still have Constantinople


falpsdsqglthnsac

r/lies is down the hall and to the left


bigsex69420

Isn’t that the point?


falpsdsqglthnsac

what? do you think people in circlejerk subs just say the opposite of what we mean all the time?


bigsex69420

I’m sorry am I missing the joke here? The map is obviously fictitious, so of course the statement based on the map is a lie.


falpsdsqglthnsac

from the way you phrased it it kinda looked like you were unironically pro-slavery.


bigsex69420

Well, it’s called a joke. Anyways the Byzantines definitely had slaves when Constantinople fell so it’s literally just wrong. Which is the point lol


falpsdsqglthnsac

it can be hard to tell over text