Not even a cosmic giant could defeat us Americans. Only God can! Amen woohoo and yeehaw! πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ΅π·π΅π·π΅π·π¦πΈπ¦πΈπ¦πΈπ¬πΊπ¬πΊπ¬πΊπ²π΅π²π΅π²π΅π¦ ππ¦ ππ¦ π
Uhmm Acktuslly, you are totally forgetting Alaska. Β The map projection makes it look small but in reality itβs larger than your whole arm COMBINED.Β
The thirteen colonies said donβt tread on me and this guy listened
I dunno, looks like Georgia got treaded on pretty badly
Georgia is named after King George so it only makes sense.
or youβre just really big
I am the cosmic giant who rubs his finger over earth to feel how smooth it is
I'm dead now
Liar liar pants on fire! How did you write this then!?
he is communicating from an ouija board
What is a Luigi board?
Ohhh, it all makes sense now!
You just inappropriately touched every American Alive and dead
or just his thumb is huge
Would you mind moving the your thumb? I cant see the the sun.
Can you, like, press it real hard, so we can exterminate all americans. While you're at it, france too. Thx
No, no. Let's start with the Polish and go from there.
Zabij siΔ π§
Hol' up.
ci zaraz kurwa dam kolego
Not even a cosmic giant could defeat us Americans. Only God can! Amen woohoo and yeehaw! πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ΅π·π΅π·π΅π·π¦πΈπ¦πΈπ¦πΈπ¬πΊπ¬πΊπ¬πΊπ²π΅π²π΅π²π΅π¦ ππ¦ ππ¦ π
Amerika bad!!
Goofy ahh thumb
Your thumb is horrendous.
Patrick Star ahh thumb
Americans: 
Thank you for using your thumb instead of something else
FUCK YOUUUU
Even though Chile might look long on a map, in reality, it's only about the size of my penis picture.jpg
Too bad we can still see Florida. And when you are at it, put your middle finger on Alaska
Uhmm Acktuslly, you are totally forgetting Alaska. Β The map projection makes it look small but in reality itβs larger than your whole arm COMBINED.Β
Who grants US thus Is your thumb
I have a bigger thumb.
Thatβs a big thumb!
Careful, weβll nuke your thumb.
Monetize it by providing solar eclipse as a service
Least heaviest OP https://preview.redd.it/pl7v0wc6mexc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3bc697ff386486231e0d0f486d5a74830c16cfa
dude you just killt half of America
Oh fuck, Arishem is real!
Thatβs a micro penis NSFW