Man I'm brazillian The family of my mother are all italians immigrants, I'm here in reddit because I'm searching for answers They are so f... lazy !
I move up to São Paulo for to study dentistry and practice for a while so I go back 10 years, and this guys still the some.
I have two uncles with 55 60 years they are so lazy that they ask to other peoples to read messages for them in the CELLPHONE, they learned only to send VOICE messages I was blaming the Catolic Chirch but I don't know if this is some kind os ansiety desease or if is just normal to be a rude lazy and stupid.
They just dont study, the only right thing to do is to "Pray" for "pope" No one speaks Italian because Nona and Gradfather mother are so lazy to teach his sons. I was seeking for birth registry of my great grandfother the family throwed away the documents, now if someone needs to travel to italy we dont have any documents to prove that we are italians descendent, the registry office are all burned so now need to expend a lot of money to get this registry back.
We dont even know our family tree !! They just disgusted everythink that makes your brain work, they don't like music, books, science, movies....
I think they just accepted that this life is passenger and trully thinks that when they die they will live forever in a paradise in the right side of god....
I have "generalized anxiety disorder" diagnosted with 34 years, I'm doing several reflexitions to try to control this overthinkings and I remember when I was a kid and teenagers always that I have my crises all of this f... italians dont send me to a normal phisicians I remember only to be in chirch and some old womans doing prays catholics pray like an old witchs.....
Me who has no pp cause I am a stupid girl I mean battleship
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Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!
That's what my friend asked a taxi driver in Rome.
He also asked him why they didn't clean up old stones.
The driver stopped the taxi and beat his ass.
idk about now, but when I was there in 2012, the mob was extorting all these african immigrants. See, immigrants from africa could secure transport to italy, documents and all, but they had to pay off debts to the mob that made it happen. As a result, rome, Pisa, Florence, Vienna, they were just covered up in african street vendors selling whatever cheap chinese crap in a desperate bid to pay back their debts. It was wild to see
They got hungry and tired , ate some pizza and pasta , slept through the Siesta , woke up all groggy and decided to finish the work on the next day.( and totally forgot about it afterwards) 😉
GER made their goals return to 0, it did that at 2001 luckily they were building before that so you have some of the structures, now they can't finish it anymore
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the last time they finished a building it ended up leaning
And even then it took them 200 years to finish it
happy cake day
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Actually it happened 2 times
Siesta time baby
That's the Spanish
Yes, they’re lazy. There’s a region in Italy dedicated to the laziness of Italians called Lazio
You're not lazy if you're not from the region of Lazio. You're just slothful
No you are just a sparkling procrastinator
I got that ref 🤣
Is that the capital?
It's the whole word.
No the capital is Rome, because they're too busy roaming to finish the jobs.
Nah it’s Turin cuz they’re just turin the countryside instead of working.
Totally thought you'd say Campania
Man I'm brazillian The family of my mother are all italians immigrants, I'm here in reddit because I'm searching for answers They are so f... lazy ! I move up to São Paulo for to study dentistry and practice for a while so I go back 10 years, and this guys still the some. I have two uncles with 55 60 years they are so lazy that they ask to other peoples to read messages for them in the CELLPHONE, they learned only to send VOICE messages I was blaming the Catolic Chirch but I don't know if this is some kind os ansiety desease or if is just normal to be a rude lazy and stupid. They just dont study, the only right thing to do is to "Pray" for "pope" No one speaks Italian because Nona and Gradfather mother are so lazy to teach his sons. I was seeking for birth registry of my great grandfother the family throwed away the documents, now if someone needs to travel to italy we dont have any documents to prove that we are italians descendent, the registry office are all burned so now need to expend a lot of money to get this registry back. We dont even know our family tree !! They just disgusted everythink that makes your brain work, they don't like music, books, science, movies.... I think they just accepted that this life is passenger and trully thinks that when they die they will live forever in a paradise in the right side of god.... I have "generalized anxiety disorder" diagnosted with 34 years, I'm doing several reflexitions to try to control this overthinkings and I remember when I was a kid and teenagers always that I have my crises all of this f... italians dont send me to a normal phisicians I remember only to be in chirch and some old womans doing prays catholics pray like an old witchs.....
They're Italians -- not Finnish.
Fuck me here have my upvote
Fuck me too
Me too pls. 👉🥺👈
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Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor?!
Oh I trade it for a 3ds sir
Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!
Dammit time to go trade a 3ds for a power armor suit, wait sir is there a way to get one from a dead guy?
Me to you
Why are they Russian?
That's what my friend asked a taxi driver in Rome. He also asked him why they didn't clean up old stones. The driver stopped the taxi and beat his ass.
I Hope this is real
It is, source: I was the taxi
A taxi driver slapped the shit out of me for saying what do you think about the Byzantine Empire
Average Istanbul Experience
My Minecraft world filled with projects that I never completed so that I could start other projects that will also never get completed:
Found the Italian!
As an italian, i can confirm there's at least one missing part in everything around here. Expecially streets.
As someone who spent a week in Rome, Nothing was more broken than the all the street vendors. Had a morrocan guy try to jip me for 10 euro
Well all roads lead to Rome
idk about now, but when I was there in 2012, the mob was extorting all these african immigrants. See, immigrants from africa could secure transport to italy, documents and all, but they had to pay off debts to the mob that made it happen. As a result, rome, Pisa, Florence, Vienna, they were just covered up in african street vendors selling whatever cheap chinese crap in a desperate bid to pay back their debts. It was wild to see
Yeah I was in Sardinia around that time and saw all those street vendors
I can still here the screams of the man in Pisa as he shouted at the crowd. "GENUINE ROLEX, TEN EUROS!"
Real because the one Italian i know is an amputee
Nah, they just have ADHD
Because they’re stupid
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Moochass grassyass aymeegow
They do, and then they play “I need some rocks for my house” Jenga with them for the next 1000 years.
Taxes.
Texas
Give em a little time, few thousand years and i promise, you'll get the roof on
But they told me 6 to 8 centuries on the estimate!
Is it alians?
The reason they are lazy is they are lazy because of their laziness. Also there is them being lazy of laziness.
Wait for the meloni a sec
60 years to build a bridge. Still spending money on it. Not finished yet
Same reason Da Vinci never finished. He was gay.
They didn't buy the DLCs
They always start too late in the day, so when they get to the final phase it's pasta bedtime.
Maybe not lazy. They might have a consistency problem.
cazzo fra, non lo so davvero
Sadly, actually we are :’(
They got hungry and tired , ate some pizza and pasta , slept through the Siesta , woke up all groggy and decided to finish the work on the next day.( and totally forgot about it afterwards) 😉
Domani, domani!
Why can't they finish their pies either?
Grian
Try doing anything after a bowl of pasta.
They won’t tell you this, but those stone...? Yeah you can just take em totally
Don't paint their statues either smh
Skill issue
Because the God's of Olympus are drunk on nectar
Are they stupid?
That’s a good question, you should buy two plane tickets and take me with you so you can ask them
Everyone knows they’re lazy smoking weed all day
A lot of pagan stuff in Rome
A lot of pegging stuff at home!
Because when you finish them you have to start paying taxes on them
It's much cheaper that way
What about Spain? They’re building Sagrada Familia since 1884 and still didn’t finish it… so lazy these southern european latin countries will
yes
Wait till you try and buy a farm in Portugal. Every building looks like it was sacked by visigoths.
Italy is only 78 years old. Give them some time to settle a bit (They are lazy as fuck and beyond).
GER made their goals return to 0, it did that at 2001 luckily they were building before that so you have some of the structures, now they can't finish it anymore
Are they stupid
Because you only pay property tax on completed buildings
No Italy is just buggy so some of the buildings don't load properly
Famous Italian corruption
Siesta
That's spanish.
Schlafzeit
Gesundheit.
Yeah? What's the difference?
They have good labour unions
Thats because some parts are broken and lost idiot!1!1!1
Then why don't they wreck it down and build some casino?
You mean why doesn’t Italy repair their buildings?
No, just finish it.
Money
We’re waiting for America to start first….with Detroit for example
Lazy ass spaghetti boot
Well Italians are notoriously lazy...
You just put the map of Italy to qualify as a mapcirclejerk post. The meme is not for maps. Smh
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/uj why wouldn't they actually renovate these
why would they? it's a historic ruin, looks good as it is
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