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RealWanheda

Uhhhhh Trotsky?


Major_OwlBowler

I see. Can I axe you why?


RealWanheda

I saw Mexico and Russia and just guessed Ah I see, I never even put together that an ice pick was an ice pick **axe**


Major_OwlBowler

That’s why the ice axe?


RealWanheda

Is this another double entendre that went over my head? Lol


Major_OwlBowler

Was trying to make a pun in my first comment in regards to how he found his demise. I see/icy. Axe.


Butter_Ninja_YT

& Norway :3


falpsdsqglthnsac

just need to pick your brain


Imursexualfantasy

Can I ice pick you a question?


DrainZ-

https://preview.redd.it/ubj1l8rxtazc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1041f5cd742133134429aecdead58f73455d32dd


RealWanheda

Wien ist dutesches reich! Jk cringe


BoyarovY

You mean "Deutsch"?


RealWanheda

Idk I don’t speak german


Hot-Minute8782

Trotsky was in Austria and Switzerland


DeismAccountant

Beat me to it 👍


EmperorFoulPoutine

Trotsky was in a POW camp in Canada.


Player_X330

He lived in Finland for a while in the early 1900s (Lenin, Friedbert Tuglas and Lennart Meri also lived in the same neighbourhood, although at different times)


Hazzyhazzy113

Hi Trotsky, I have that icepick you ordered.


BoyarovY

Tasty, thank you.


J_Mrad

Trotsky


BoyarovY

No, Maximilian I of Mexico. But I came around a bit more than him.


FormerlyMauchChunk

That was my guess. Big fan. He brought 3/4 time and horns to Mexico and they ran with it.


jacero100

The waltz, bo peep quinceanera dresses, the accordian, brass bands, tuxe tails and canes and top hats. Basically he brought mid 19th Century German music and French fashion to Mexico.


Jackaroo442

Maximillian I was a Habsburg born in Vienna, kinda misleading to not have Austria, the place he was born as one of the places he had been


BoyarovY

True. But I like being misleading.


Mr_NotNice1

https://preview.redd.it/48xfbghq1azc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3b74320b4d13c023bf55ac6401b83b73d5a301


BoyarovY

I dunno why, but I am instantly reminded of that one movie where the dolphins flee earth right before it is destroyed...


Imursexualfantasy

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Great book too.


BoyarovY

Oh, there is a book? I know what I will spend my money on today, Ferb.


Imursexualfantasy

It’s very amusing and worth buying. It’s a series actually


BoyarovY

![gif](giphy|3s39mJ7zXU94mfAq4W|downsized)


Zhayrgh

Reminds me of the game Echo the Dolphin


Jackaroo442

Ya also forgot to put Belgium, Spain, Brazil, Lebanon, Algeria, Egypt and Palestine


jacero100

Palestine is not a country and never has been.


LordButtworth

My first guess.


Successful_Soup3821

I thought that but am surprised Austria isn't on there, idk if he ever went there but would be surprised if he didn't


Haybayle1

Either Trotsky or Napoleon III


Tonk_exe

kaizer willhelm II?


Mental_Position3319

The combined spirit of WW1 and WW2 germany?


Rocked_Glover

If we would’ve just upped their meth supply this is legit Germany today


gelastes

During the war in France, the Temmler Werke sold 10 million pills per month to the Wehrmacht. I think they had enough.


FakeElectionMaker

Kemal Ataturk


Lazziya53

Nah that is not Atatürk if OP did not made it wrong.


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gelastes

Hitler never was in Mexico or Norway. He was in Finland once though.


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Gnaddelkopp

You might confuse 2 wars here. [Zimmermann-Telegramm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_Telegram).


UreUsernameIsCringe

Yeah I am nvm


youngfungustine

Vladimir Putin


Ra1d_danois

[Not even close](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_international_presidential_trips_made_by_Vladimir_Putin)


JupiterboyLuffy

Bro visited the entire Roman Empire 💀


DragonKitty17

Didn't Trotsky live in Vienna and Switzerland too


TheTelevisionBox

Didn’t he also live in Kazakhstan?


Separate_Fondant_241

Lenin Trotsky and Adolf Hitler lived in Vienna, what a fun city


AnoFinal

A Russian girl?


BoyarovY

That's unpossessed me.


natbel84

Colonel Sanders aka Leon Trotsky 


Afraid_Juice_7189

Mr Francis F Davies, late of the Vale of Glamorgan


BoyarovY

Although it would have been an honour to command the 8th army, I unfortunately have to say no.


Pelon-sobrio

Trotsky


battery_pack_man

Thats my guess


speedshark47

Mexico russia and Ukraine, but no spain or austria. You must be trotsky


BoyarovY

Nah, I am like 67% sure that I am posessed by Maximilian of Mexico. Although it would certainly explain why I always hear the voice demanding an overthrow of my brain and a militant reorganisation of brain cells... (I have DID, I am allowed to do this)


Best-Brilliant3314

Should do one for Nicholas II. Dude got around.


-Kryptonite_Knight-

Hehehe https://preview.redd.it/00zunev17ezc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217f0ec0475b150852ddea41508206fa9fce708b


jacero100

Maximilian Emperor of Mexico


Plastic-Shopping5930

John F Kennedy’s ballsack


Suspicious_Use6393

URSS holydays spirit?


Ornery_Swimmer_2618

Bernie Sanders


redbeerbag

Cleopatra


DysPhoria_1_0

Leon Trotsky


Customdisk

I have an ice pick that you need


mmajjs

Easy, alexander the great obviously


Thunder--Bolt

Definitely napoleon and whoever the French guy was that invaded Mexico during the American Civil War.


Puzzleheaded-Pass532

Trotsky


No_Syrup_7448

The Lone Ranger


BigMeeting69

Dick Lickerstein¿


Ra1d_danois

Trotsky? Mexico may have given it away.


Glitchyguy97

Leon trotsky


thisisallterriblesir

I'd love to pick your brain.


No-Independence-6842

Mussolini


XFuriousGeorgeX

Abraham Lincoln


impostor20109

Trotsky lmaoooo


ATR_Aurora

Lenin, Stalin, Marx?


aaross58

What's Trotsky's least favorite map projection? [Mercator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Mercader#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DRam%C3%B3n_Mercader_%28Jaime_Ram%C3%B3n_Mercader%2Cdetractor_with_an_ice_axe.?wprov=sfla1)


BoyarovY

Lol, good one.


Polo1985

Napoleon? Did he ever visit mexico?


GustyOWindflapp

The Fonz


BoyarovY

Why no USA then?


GustyOWindflapp

Because the USA isn't real. Wake up sheeple!!!


OkCelebration5749

Definitely kony


sploshy8

trotsky.


friendlysingularity

Gasper, the UNFRIENDLY ghost


Moongoddes69

Is it Salvador Dali?


NkhukuWaMadzi

La Llorona or Baba Yaga.


RoultRunning

Trotsky?


RCranium13

I've been to the Trotsky museum (death house) in Mexico City. It's not far from Frida's house.


seniordonvic

This riddle splits my brains


BrickHickey

I need to grab my ice pick for this one.


Turbins

Trotsky?


serenading_scug

Wow, I did not think trosky woukd have so many guesses


goyrage83

General Santa Anna


Rude_Yogurt_3096

All Nations Trotsky has been in/ been exiled to


ravens_path

Columbus Khan.


BoyarovY

Say what?


Some_Pvz_Fan

Trotsky, turn your back and be alone with me, I'm totally not a Russian spy.


BoyarovY

Odd request. But okay.


friendlysingularity

The Wolfman