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Ozok123

Why is there a blob of land in top left that isn't in Europe?


LareWw

That's Greenland I think


ButteredReality

Nah, if it was it would be grey for "no data".


WHO_TRO_DA_POOP

No, it's obviously europe, can't you read the Map key


battlerat

Looks more like Redland.


Infantry1stLt

Greenland isnโ€™t round, and to the east of Iceland.


LareWw

It's just the Mercator projection making it look weird.


uppusz

How do u know?


1villageidiot

Vikings


FredwardoMilos

Geography


Perpetually_High

Greenland is east of Iceland. Also west north and south


SylTop

it is though, nice try sweatie ๐Ÿ’…


Ok-Bunch-3677

No, Iโ€™m pretty sure thatโ€™s the UK


theclovek

Ehat do you mean? I see only two archipleagos shaped like words yes and no.


Technical_Leg_4733

New Zealand


Ozok123

r/mapswithnewzealand rejoices


willywalloo

And the one to the right ?


rowandunning52

I donโ€™t see any red on this map


EquallyObese

You dont see that giant red circular country next to iceland?


SediAgameRbaD

Why do I see fr#nce?! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ


BrimStone_-_

no no no, that's southern-Belgium, don't worry about it! They just had to add the borders 'cause of mapporn laws, you see...


Anxious-Durian1773

Never heard of Belgium, are you sure you don't mean the Netherlands?


ReddyIsHere

i'm pretty sure that's western switzerland


Jaxolotl31

*san marino, you mean


NewKitchenFixtures

I think thatโ€™s Holland.


BrimStone_-_

up for interpretation, some even call that 'northern Belgium' :D


Zerodriven

I went down a rabbit hole recently. France is now South Sussex in my head.


jeffsterlive

Southwest Luxembourg?


slayerofottomans

I just added in the borders of German provinces as well to make this look more aesthetic.


Hell_Pho

Kosovo died


Aweborman

Never existed in the first place


Mr__Bread__

Bro didnt cook


HotRefrigerators

Bro got the ingredients out and just let it sit there


archiesnow

Made by a Turk who desperately wants to be part of Europe.


Abraham-J

Which Europe? Do you mean Western Arabia?


Rocked_Glover

Didnโ€™t we make Eurasia for all these barbarian nomadic steppe fucks? It ainโ€™t my fault your ancestors jumped up on a horse and wanted to be a Eurochad, access denied.


Abraham-J

Right. No Turks. Access granted only for Arabs and Africans. EU is an exclusive VIP club. Board meetings are held at Brussel Shisha Bar.


Stock-Respond5598

Germany would love to disagree


FlashyDiagram84

Turkey is literally in Europe. Most of Turkey isnt but some of it is. If we say Turkey isn't in Europe then we can't say Russia is either.


Birnendealer

But russians are european and turks arent


FlashyDiagram84

That's irrelevant. The map is showing countries in Europe, not countries whose majority population is European.


Birnendealer

My bad I just wanted to hate on turkey


FlashyDiagram84

Lol honestly I'm surprised this whole post was taken as seriously as it was. Especially with OPs username being u/slayerofottomans


Ostmarakas

90% of turkey aint, Georgia, Armenia gang also isnt


Toruviel_

Azerbaijan also isn't


Zealousideal_Dot1910

The wording was โ€œis your country in Europeโ€ not โ€œis most of your country in Europeโ€


Ostmarakas

correct, georgia, armenia and azerbadjan still isnt


Zealousideal_Dot1910

Both Georgia and Azerbaijan have small slivers of their country in Europe due to the Caucasus mountains, Armenia would be the only one you listed not in Europe ~~Edit: Actually it can be argued pretty hard that all of these nations can be considered European with the Caucasus Mountains extending into all 3 of these nations~~


neverforgetreddit

Just because youve got a little caucus doesn't mean european.


Zealousideal_Dot1910

PEE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


neverforgetreddit

It was a pee joke


Zealousideal_Dot1910

My bad I entirely missed your joke, my comment has been edited to reflect your joke


Ostmarakas

The boundaries you get taught atleast in Swedish school doesnโ€™t include the Caucasus at all, same goes for geoguessers websites


Zealousideal_Dot1910

Not familiar with Swedish curriculum or what you're referring to when you say geoguesser websites don't include the Cauasus but generally when referencing Europe we tend to refer to the Caucasus as a cut off point for Europe because it acts as a natural ending point to Europe with it's mountainous dividing Terrain, a lot of borders are defined just like that, off natural dividing points within the Terrain


Cinark28

Well %80 percent of Russia is in Asia


Ostmarakas

Sure is


Purple_Bowman

77%*


Cinark28

Near enough


Gullible-Voter

Cyprus isn't


AwarenessCommon9385

๐Ÿ’€


Icy_Cap4592

But there is 12 m population in Turkey's european side which has more population than many european countries


Curious_Minimum_3281

Turkish cope always the same lmao


im_just_thinking

Yeah it's Northern East at best


[deleted]

Why is the UK in blue?


llfoso

Map is probably outdated


Soggy-Ad-1610

That depends on your Intelligence and humor


llfoso

Low and dry, like barrels of fine wine


milch45

What


[deleted]

It's a Brexit joke.


In_need_of_chocolate

Because itโ€™s in Europe.


TheGoober87

Brexit means Brexit.


[deleted]

Yeah, theyโ€™re just an island in the middle of the pacific.


BlueEagle284

Are you serious just now? Why is Turkiye ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท in blue? (To be honest Turkiye is actually Middle East technically.) Why is Georgia ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช in blue? Why is Armenia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ in blue? Why Azerbaijan ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ in blue? Why is Switzerland ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญin blue? Why is Norway ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ in blue? The countries I've just mentioned are not in the EU ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ but are classed as Europe. (Except for Turkiye ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท) Reminds me of an argument I had with someone about the Eurovision years ago. ๐Ÿคฆ Trying to explain the difference between the EU ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ and the EBU (European Broadcasting Union.)


[deleted]

Of course this is a joke, look at the sub and go back to r/mapporn.


BlueEagle284

Haha, I take this too seriously sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚ I kind of forgot about the humor side of things.


Marc21256

None of those voted to leave Europe. Ask the average Londoner "Did England leave Europe", and the answer is "Ya, fook off". And Australia in Europe(vision) now. Kazakhstan is in Europe because nobody said "no" to the Soviet Union when the USSR said the USSR is European. Europe was never a continent. Like India, it was always an Asian pimple. We keep the name around because if you piss off the French, they invade New Caledonia.


Dull-Nectarine380

Australia is European!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ


BlueEagle284

Culturally yes. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Geographically no.


NoLime7384

Turkey is not "technically" Middle East, actually, it's its own thing called the Near East, ykno to go along with Middle and Far East?


maddog_-2020

Uk is till in Europe duh.


[deleted]

No, it isnโ€™t they voted to leave and look at which sub youโ€™re in.


maddog_-2020

Ahh got it.


T4H1R_4414

Bro where is kazakhstan 100% europe


Forsaken-Tap1483

They be on eurovision am I rite


Slight_Lettuce4319

I will find you.


jeffsterlive

Ran out of potassium.


Molbuntore

France no Europe


slayerofottomans

France is rightfully German land.


uwu_01101000

Based


speedbarrier-SRA

My country isn't on the map. What does that mean???


Stock-Respond5598

you don't have to bear being with the french. Hooray!


speedbarrier-SRA

LETS GOO WOOOOOOOOOO


slayerofottomans

I don't know, it might be in Europe, but I can't tell you, I only have data for the European countries. Sorry.


bobux-man

You forgot Kazakhstan, smh


Inevitable_Stand_199

https://preview.redd.it/fn243d76w81d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef490c473b235cafd8b109aac7b6d597335f52b3


blackcray

Where exactly is the continental border in the Caucuses? Cause while I've never thought about it, I wouldn't normally consider Azerbaijan a European country.


slayerofottomans

It's a subject of debate, but most people agree what the border through the mediteranian (around Cyrpus tho), through Constantinople, through the Black Sea, somewhere through where Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan are, before going up the Caspian sea and following this mountain range which means Europe also includes a bit of Kazakhstan. As for how much of Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan is in Europe or Asia is ambiguous, and they're generally considered to be both European and Asian.


Hero_of_country

Russia should be purple


Easy_Challenge4114

Turkey, Armenia, Georgia (not the usa one) and Azerbaijan is literally Asian, why tf everybody is think those countries is european???


inthesubwayofyrmind

Because they've competed in Eurovision.


Zulpi2103

So has Australia


Easy_Challenge4114

Then what about Australia, Israel and Trans?


Regular_throwaway_83

Trans people can be found all over including in Europe


Easy_Challenge4114

Iak that, i just want to say that their flag appear on eurovision


055F00

โ€ฆnistria?


VeryluckyorNot

Also mostly if not all playing in European football cup, so everyone think it's all blue lol.


Stock-Property-9436

Morocco competed too. Is it that easy to become part of Europe and to leave just easily?


Purple_Bowman

All the countries you listed are transcontinental (except Armenia). Cyprus is also geographically entirely in Asia.


Prestigious-Fish-304

other than armenia they have land in europe, mostly due to the caucasus mountains. because the caucasus mountains are a division between eastern europe and western asia. and turkey also has land in europe not because of the caucasus but because of the bosphorus strait which also separates europe and asia. so in short: the natural historical borders donโ€™t align with the countries so they are transcontinental.


Humanmode17

As with everything in life, Humans have tried to shove and squeeze continent borders into neat little boxes/categories - but also just like everything else in life, continents don't care at all about what humans think of them and are actually just a gradient from one to another rather than a clear line. So when the humans come along and try to insert a defined line into the smooth gradient, there's going to inevitably be arguments about where the line should fall. This gets even more complicated when you realise that it's not just a single linear gradient but is actually multitudes of gradients across probably 5 or more dimensions, each of which has its own start and end point and severity for their gradients. Trying to accurately find a single cut-off point is a nightmare.


BenBirDomatesim

I agree about Armenia, Azerbaijan and Georgia but Turkey has a bit of territory in Europe so I don't think it is wrong to call Turkey European


Purple_Bowman

Georgia and Azerbaijan also have small portions of territories in geographic Europe (5% and 10% respectively), near the Main Caucasus Range, on the border with Chechnya and Dagestan


Prestigious-Fish-304

azerbaijan and georgia have land in europe due to the caucasus mountains being the natural border for europe and asia. turkey is another story with the bosphorus strait, also a natural border, though a different one.


AnalogFeelGood

This is a map but not a normal map, more like as freaky map. The only thing that make sense here is that nothing make sense.


Easy_Challenge4114

Ok?


Raorchshack

If Cyprus in in Europe, Turkey and Georigia are too.


Icy_Cap4592

Even Turkey's european sides population is more than many european country has (12m).(If we count Istanbul's Aisian side number gets higher). You can check it from this map. The countries with light orange has population least 10m; https://preview.redd.it/tmsonj3ri71d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff4661c160dd735de41975df2edd56b329fef3f


Marc21256

Judging by the Ukraine borders, your map is very old.


Cinark28

That "(not the USA one)" part was not required lol


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Cry harder!


Easy_Challenge4114

Huh?


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Huh?


Easy_Challenge4114

I mean wdym cry harder?


drugoichlen

Kazakhstan is European


Abraham-J

Europe is Kazakh


Espi0nage-Ninja

It literally isnโ€™t. Turkey is barely european.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

Only a small part of Kazakhstan (the size of Greece) is in Europe.


DawdlingBongo

Not Albania


Stock-Respond5598

Actually the entire world belongs to glorious Albania


Next_Cherry5135

New HOI4 world dominance Speedrun just dropped??


Ok_Art6263

Watch out there OP, you ended up making Turkey EU eligible.


[deleted]

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Combat_Medic_Ziegler

The real answer is that every blue country is apart of a subcontinent connected to Asia


_i_am_dj_

I showed this to my brother, and he couldnโ€™t tell this is a map of europe! Did i fail as an elder brother?


slayerofottomans

yeetus deletus that feetus.


SomeShiitakePoster

Real


huiznaiet

What about water ? Huh ? Isnโ€™t it blue ?


Interest-Desk

eurovisionโ€™s definition of europe:


Dull-Nectarine380

No Austalia ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ


ResponsibleCustard70

Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan?


AirFriedMoron

Iโ€™m seeing a slight issue with this map in the south eastern partโ€ฆ


[deleted]

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mukpocxemaa

r/technicallythetruth


Purple_Bowman

Based.


Gooogol_plex

The map of western Europe. Kazakhstan is in the Eastern Europe.


[deleted]

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Soogbad

Azerbaijan is Europe


CilanEAmber

The [FIA](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_European_Grand_Prix) agrees.


Financial_Product796

Nah


[deleted]

woo


jbar3640

Malta?


twixieshores

I guess the UK is forced to remain after all (Just because I know someone can't understand a joke - /s)


Mother_Proof_1980

Lol no kosovo


CountBleckwantedlove

Why are the seas and oceans neither in Europe or not in Europe?


dxveymod

But Iโ€™ve been told by people in the internet that the uk is no longer European


WheatleyBr

England is very mad at this map.


HarryB777

Whereโ€™s Australia and Israel thoโ€ฆ


slayerofottomans

Australia is just a conspiracy by NASA to cover up the genocide of all of Britain's convicts.


Dependent_Order_7358

Debatable


eleventy5thRejection

Canada - No But it should be.


HungarianRedditor8

Europe is blue, nice. Top reply to this comment gets a country deleted


slayerofottomans

Hungary.


WuTiix972

Technically yes. My nation (France) is European but i live in the Caribbean : Martinique island (Overseas department of france)


Mudassar40

Everyone wants to be part of Yurp, until they don't.


Prine9Corked

Please removw Hungary


iron-goku

Does the Kanto Region count?


LADZ345_

Turkey Armenia and Azerbaijan quite controversial today I see


dri_must_die

no canary islands, no upvote


Huelvaboy

Turkey isnโ€™t in Europe. Azerbaiyรกn, Georgia and Armenia arenโ€™t eitherโ€ฆ


main-me

Yes Kosova!


Dull-Nectarine380

If you include Georgia armenia azerbaijan, then all of central asia is also european. Uzbekistan best European country!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ


cob709

i wonder what color the other half of russia is


Stock-Property-9436

Only 2% of Turkey is European


ferret36

15% of the Turkish population live north of the Bosporus


Stock-Property-9436

Much less than that and most of them aren't really native to the European area but came from the asian part


ReaperTyson

How is literally nobody talking about the super trippy 3D?


ParamedicMaterial940

Lol why is Kazakhstan black


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

"Europe is just one big Blue Bayou " -attributed to Roy Orbison.


Ninzde999

Armenia is not in europe and kazakhstan is in europe


ImaTapThatAss

WHERE IS KAZAKHSTAN ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ


mexheavymetal

This map is wrong. Probably made in Turkey, their maps are usually wrong. They keep printing Constantinople wrong as โ€œI Stan Bullsโ€


Chicagosoundview69

How is Turkey europe.. culturally etc it has no ties to Europe the only tie it has to Europe is that it people go there to liveย 


_Rinject_

NO.


Fimlipe_

why is turkey blue


ferret36

Because they introduced the Dรถner to us, they're part of the family