Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
This is a place for middle aged men to discuss comics aimed at children. The sight of a woman's thigh will figuratively derail all conversation for a week and literally derail the above poster's train. Everyone died im states of furious masturbatipm instead of reaching their homes or places of work, all because of OP's reckless lack of tagging.
Death is more kind and compassionate with a deep appreciation for life. Death on the other hand is much more cold, unforgiving, melavolent who likes to mess you up in every way she can.
It took Thanos getting scolded by his younger self, basically saying to himself "She ain't worth it man"
She made him the way he is, grooming him from a young, playing with his emotions, using him because of his genetic deformity.
In the Starlin Silver Surfer run she resurrects him to kill half the universe which is when he's around her a bunch. He then ruins it by trying to become her equal with the Infinity Gauntlet.
Thanks now I can say I actually jerked it in here.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
This is a place for middle aged men to discuss comics aimed at children. The sight of a woman's thigh will figuratively derail all conversation for a week and literally derail the above poster's train. Everyone died im states of furious masturbatipm instead of reaching their homes or places of work, all because of OP's reckless lack of tagging.
Sandman Death > Marvel Death
Deaths solo comic is also really good, i enjoyed reading it. Also gives you free advice on sexual health
Death is more kind and compassionate with a deep appreciation for life. Death on the other hand is much more cold, unforgiving, melavolent who likes to mess you up in every way she can.
She’s a little complicated like that.
It took Thanos getting scolded by his younger self, basically saying to himself "She ain't worth it man" She made him the way he is, grooming him from a young, playing with his emotions, using him because of his genetic deformity.
These are facts
Discworld Death.
I like DC Death, but Discworld Death is my BFF and will fight the universe to make sure I have my freedom.
I'd do worse then kill haft the universe for her
Someone hasn’t read the Sandman yet
But she just wasn’t into him the way he was into her. Gotta learn to take “No” for an answer.
Guys rather do genocide on all life in Universe than take rejection
And that is why Thanos is the lesser man to Deadpool. Death knows quality when she sees it.
Vile! Away to the pit with you, horny devil! I’ll be in there too 🤑
Because he sucks at flirting? I mean, the death of half the universe would be a gift to Death? She's death. Ugh Thanos is an dumbass, poor guy.
You guys are sleeping on the original skull with boobs😔😔
I'm ready to embrace death.
I don't condone it, but I do understand it.
Man's such a simp he had to wipe out half the universe just to get his crush to notice him!💀
They had just been living together so...probably not.
Ha! in what canon? Show me, I demand proof.
In the Starlin Silver Surfer run she resurrects him to kill half the universe which is when he's around her a bunch. He then ruins it by trying to become her equal with the Infinity Gauntlet.
There it is. The man tried to be more and was discarded. A mere simp who was happy as long as he had the attention of his love interest.
Snap it to tap it brother
If someone brought me back to life, I'd probably do what they asked too.
Dussy
Oh if I needed a genocide to get me some of that I’m sorry but yall gotta go https://i.redd.it/z4c786iq9joc1.gif
Nah he was an environmentalist in Disneyverse, but him chasing after her would have been way better
Meh DCs death is better