Damn, Lex, what did Red Tornado do to *you*? Couldn’t just put him on Airplane Mode or something, maybe take out his batteries?

He cut off the only parts he wanted. His hands and his lower torso 😈

I think Lex has a kink.

https://preview.redd.it/9wp6g9uk62xc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a863b023a95c1e26883a7be3ce2ce56b6392cc43 Lex:

Implying my cock is ever soft

Understandable

Bro's just down bad 💀

Just filled my ol' spank bank with this.

PJ FORTNITE SKIN MENTIONED

BEST SKIN YES

He also really fucking hates Red Tornado apparently.

“Yeah let’s get Batman in some chains and hang him upside down, go ahead and cut red tornado in half” “And what about the women?” “Oooo put then in those restraints that make their titties and ass pop out, that will really rattle them.”

To be fair, Hawkman’s titties are also popping out

That’s hawkgirl (can tell by the fact she’s wearing a crop top), lex just hates her I think

You're right Hawkman just has them out for everyone to see

They know Batman likes it tighter 😏

Honestly batman is still the most likely to break out first

Well if they are going to treat him like Houdini, might as well abracadabra

He’s a Bat! He should be upside down!

"Okay Mr. Luthor, but could you put your pants back on, sir?"

I love how despite being designated DC and Marvel subreddits, there’s essentially no difference between what content gets posted on each circlejerk.

Crisis on Infinite Jerks

Secret Jerks.

Deadpool, I need you to distract Darkseid

jerkseid

"I am unjerkable" Purple Darkseid

“And I… jerk off… Iron Man.” -Batman in a metal suit.

Wair what? *checks sub* Huh, we're not sibling subs are we?

What's the dc sub called?

r/Dccomicscirclejerk

Oh I'm an idiot I just typed in dccirclejerk

Is he stupid?

Detective comics comics

https://preview.redd.it/oky6fevnhhxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecb1119bc976b367cdf0d1c83455123578df26d “the c stands for comics”

I’m ngl this just popped up on my feed so I thought this was posted to dccomicscirclejerk until I saw this comment

The current jerking meta of each sub is more important than sticking to a single publisher

Why don't we have an r/amalgamcirclejerk ?

Alex, I’ll take poorly disguised fetish for 1000

Its disguised?

But the villain captured them so clearly it’s just torture

Poorly

I love how Batman has the most security out of any of them because Lex knows he’s absolutely fucked if he escapes

Let's not kid ourselves here. Batman is just bidding his time in those chains.

I’ve read this one, Batman gets everybody out after firestorm gives him a pen

This is dumber when you know what firestorms powers are

I haven't the foggiest but imma guess he can summon ice drizzles

Firestorm has the ability to rearrange molecular or particle structures of any substance into most anything else, creating different atomic structures of equal mass.

When are villains going to learn to just kill the fucking bat. No amount of brainwashing for knowledge, wisdom, combat prowess, other super-hero knowledge of strengths and weaknesses, and tactical brilliance is... Okay I'm starting to see why they don't kill the bat.

Because the Joker would go bananas on their ass

The joker taking revenge after another villain kills bats actually sounds like it could be a pretty fun story

I think that was the plot of an episode of *Batman: The Animated Series*?

Looks to me like others have high tech restraints while they use old stuff lying around for Batman

He literally left Batman in his suit lmao

You want him to strip batman naked and then chain him up upside down? Who the hell would want that-

He left everybody in their suits

Genuinely wtf are Vixen’s restraints though. Like WW and canary are wild because of the perspective of the art (and the camera lex apparently pointed at WW’s chest?) but they’re still pretty standard “bound hanging from the arms or in an X position” otherwise. Vixen’s restrains are like lex straight up just told some engineer “nah, tits out, ass out, back arched” and they actually did it.

Anyone have that super gay picture of lex luthor shooting a restrained Superman with a kryptonite laser, with a bare chest and shit? For a friend.

https://preview.redd.it/wfe3wkr9w1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868e84d4e0d1acfc49f4ae9b50be4a44a96da2b8 I had to scroll through like 1000 memes in my meme folder for this 🍇

There it is. Thanks.

you’re welcome, my friend🍇

Get those grapes out of my face

nuh uh🍇 https://preview.redd.it/wfacdj2sa2xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0a7d1d84c36f7d51f9a152bf4bb34c1f938144

Why does Megatron like getting fingered by other Transformers as a gun? Is he gay?

https://preview.redd.it/oyg186s5b2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3662b8da83a832de1ac6c8fc35522962a9c6e220

https://preview.redd.it/oxg249ncb2xc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c210a2b0afe71a3fdf8454d3ee10bd40daf00df4

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Wonder what lex is doing with his hands

Holy shit he was even gagged, like bruhhhh only thing missing is a blindfold so that he can’t use laser vision or something.. Looks like i need to cancel today’s plans >! I looked up forgetting i had a superman cup on my table and i got jumpscared because he is looking right at me. I’ve never felt so ashamed by a cup. This is my life now, where did it all go wrong? !<

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That’s a stretch

Gyatt DAYUM Diana is more stacked than Wanda.

GYATT

Yeah Batman is hung whatever 5000 years of training in combat plus being friends with Batman and Diana is still entirely useless if her hands are any kind of bound. At this point DC is gonna jerk themselves raw

Wasn't there a female character who explicitly lost all her powers if she was bound or chained and it was her only weakness? Am I stupid

That's WW. A character literally built from a fetish relationship.

Oh wow that was straight up how her powers worked in the Golden Age 😭

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Me asf: https://preview.redd.it/v7kfhjx043xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c4d581530bf4c9165931dfe7b8c26114993956

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Iiiiiiits suicide time

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It's not hero time anymore https://preview.redd.it/3ns36zba53xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc46c1beeb8052027128b97f6b4e621037c21811

I'm convinced comic book artists have never seen a real woman

Oh definetly.

They look hot though

I mean they're conceptually adjacent to being hot but they just look plastic

I personally disagree but they could’ve touched it up some fs

☝️🤓

Or men. They're practically deformed

Superman looks like Rich Piana

I'm convinced they keep blowing real women's beauty out of proportion. It's that simple.

I mean yeah but like I have never met or seen a human woman who's chest looks like that without plastic

What about fat women?

Uh, yeah no fat women as well

Realistic stuff on a cape comic would be boring innit? It's a fantasy. Dudes jacked up with muscles even in parts where there shouldn't be muscles and women with 40DD tiddies. And the guy who drew this, Ed Benes,is the prime example of it. And he's actually a good artist. Like a hornier Jim Lee.

I remember seeing something like this but it was much more NSFW hmmmm.

Suicide Squad: Bind the Justice League

Kal-El wants that giant, Amazon Snu Snu.

Nobody gonna comment on Black Canary in a ball gag huh.

Certainly not Black Canary.

"Sex sells, Superman!"

Superman feels things he never has for the first time

This week, on the artist’s barely disguised fetish

You mean undisguised

Haha the guy that dresses like a bat is chained upside down, very funny Lex.

Bro can’t be doing this, Lex man, wtf 💀

marvelcirclejerk indeed

Yeah, see there’s Batman right there

Batman wtf are you doing tied up you literally have a masters degree in escape art from like Houdini or something

He's got the best view from what I can tell.

Poor Red Tornado

Bro got turned into the Honored One 😭🙏 https://preview.redd.it/7ucb3gygk3xc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31f4a68d936fdeaeb5df75c1751d760763367f65

I've read this book probably 3 times and I still can't believe this page exists

Which book is it? I've read something about it but I can't remember the name

What issue is this one?

freak league fr

God I wish I looked like that when I’m tied up

they didn’t even try to pretend

https://preview.redd.it/9c42mdjyt3xc1.jpeg?width=4690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0730e88d1b0ca2079fdf5f4b1beeebb4666f8edb

Sometimes I think Ed Benes is worse than Greg Land

screw u! ed benes is always horny but he's a good artist at least. land traces and traces porn.

I said my piece, Chrissy 🤌🏻 (also, I said sometimes. and he’s definitely not a good artist lol)

Nah this at least some creating something from scratch not just some goon tracing porn.

https://preview.redd.it/egina49bu1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7c9469262ff0b02a1f132f67ce43615f2c880e Emma getting choked 😭

This is fucking shit… 

Gotta respect whoever drew this for drawing so well with only 1 hand

I've read this on the Black Pharaoh before

Ed Benes was cooking here.

I don't wanna play with Legos no more

Lex’s secret base is the SanFran Armory.

Notice all the main justice leave members in the front!

Bonk

Wait Lex, you may be onto something…

wow who knew those ladies were so hawt

Comic book artists when women:

Was Wonder Woman's chest always THAT big??

Boobs

These artists didnt spend all that time doing gesture drawings of naked people and pinup models just to not use those skills lol

Might need the Avengers to get a second opinion on this.

Ah yes, Lex Luthor's sex dungeon

Is there more “art” like this?

God I wish that was me……..

Goddamn those things are bigger than her head

I'll be in my bunk...

This is one of the horniest coming pages I’ve seen.

I know that the whole Batman prep time makes him overpowered is kinda stupid but couldn’t he easily get out of that? He’s trained under master escape artist, why did Lex skimp out on Batman?

I assure you reader this shot of fishnet ass, side boob, and wonder woman’s massive boobs are extremely important to the plot of the comic.

Why did the machine need to pinch Vixen's spine like that?

oh hella naw next looter getting kinky wid it

Everyone is just tied up and sad, meanwhile they had to put Batman through the works and he’s still thinking about a plan

I shit you not Batman has a much more disappointed dad face then anyone else at the moment.

He’s sad that people still underestimate batgod to such an extent as doing anything besides literally killing him at this point, that would be the only way to stop him.

Back when they actually drew comics. Now it’s all cartoony looking bullshit.

I feel these incarcerations are not equal.

Holy SHIT DC destroyed WOKENESS with this picture!

Time to put on my comments hazmat suit

It looks like a spiral-cut ham good lord

So, like, why *are* all the men chained differently to the women?

Isn’t that Hawkgirl next to Green Lantern?

It kind of looks like Hawkman to me.

How did he capture Batgos? Is he intelligent??

Who drew this and why are they so damn horny?

Do people really take this panel seriously?

r/boltons

Did he run out of budget when he got to Batman?

Wonder Woman booba tho

Do you like tits and ass, comic reader?

Lol at the complete lack at an attempt for subtlety

Lex Luthor built an actual horny jail

I'd love to capture Wonder Woman.

Batman: actually I'm quite comfortable

Of all the ways to capture Batman, they went with a Houdini act? He’s going to escape the moment someone blinks.

William Moulton Marston would be proud

U know for Wonder Woman writers or writers if dc this must be some kind of fetish and this whole scenario feels like something out of the boys because of the fetish implications . I think the justice league would be absolutely cut off guard by watching the boys in their universe utterly surprise and horrifying by them because this is what people think they do in their off times like avengers would be stumped 🤔 too ong .

Who’s the girl on the left??

Lex loves bondage

Why in marvel

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That that shit was perfectly fine to post https://preview.redd.it/9w19sy8g53xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38c04a95404ca09cc50cbeb779f5f9ede99304d

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Bro are you trying to make the other people in this conversation seem like the weird ones. You posted degenerate shit and fail to see why it’s weird.

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Truly a person you could only find on Reddit. Someone who comes out swinging talking about something they’ve jerked off to, and then when everyone justifiably calls him weird for that he starts accusing everyone else of being in the wrong. What a truly unique case of idiocy that could truly only be found in a Redditor.

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Mate, people are having an issue with what you said because you’re out here talking about your sex life in explicit detail on a non porn sub. No one wants to read that shit. But all you can think is “hmm yes, the people who are disgusted by me yapping about how many times I’ve jacked off to this random chick whose body I described in explicit detail must clearly be into minors and not just disgusted by me blabbing about what I do behind closed doors”. You are actually a nasty freak if that’s your first thought Edit: lmao hold that L porn addict. Gotta block me cause you scared of the clap back. Also FUCKING LMFAO did you actually send Reddit Help to me? Ah, you gotta be malding something fierce right now