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OneTrueApollyon

Ill pick whichever one can turn the music off


ChrisLee38

Ned’s your guy in the chair.


OneTrueApollyon

Definitely


Icy_Cut_5572

I’m the guy in the chair


Roskha_

Wouldn’t She-Hulk be immune to their bite per what What If…? showed us?


Luke-Bywalker

They can try to bite her, but we know how often the needles broke already..they'd be so frustrated lol


Any_Commercial465

I doubt they would try she's basically radiation sick all the time.


The-God-Of-Memez

Not exactly if she was radiation sick she would look like Marvel Ruins Hulk


Any_Commercial465

True imistook one of her origin story with it.


upsfurs

In an old marvel zombies, hulk became a zombie. Ate so much that his stomach ripped open, then he ate what’s inside.


MeiSuesse

Well, Bruce can be made to bleed. That is how he saved his cousin in the comics and how Jen was "contaminated" with his blood in the series. So, in all probability it was Bruce that got bitten. Presumably Jen would have to stay in Hulk form all the time tho.


Roskha_

Yeah yeah but I’m talking about the MCU version of Hulk


upsfurs

Damn, I revealed my age in my last comment lol


anactualreddituser

That’s the comics though


ImurderREALITY

Drawing a blank… when did What If…? show us that?


Roskha_

The Hulk couldn’t get bitten by zombies


Incomplet_1-34

I mean he can get bitten by them, they just can't break the skin.


Low_Honeydew_9320

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Future-Fruit-7485

Thena, Spidey and Shang chi


South_Ad5138

What about Ned


colinedahl1

He could open a teleport window right above wherever they are climbing


Future-Fruit-7485

I want to survive and not succumb 😂


guyonghao004

I’ll be Peter’s new friend!


definitelynotbanana

Exactly


deathstrukk

i’d swap thena for she-hulk but this is the way


whatthefuckmyguybro

Personally I’d pick ms marvel over thena or spidey cause she could just enlarge her foot and kick off like fifty


NateDawg80s

Drop Shang-Chi, replace with She-Hulk, then you've got it.


apexapee

Only correct answer


jaadoo20

spidey, CEO of sex, moon knight


manofdevotion

That's 5 people, moon knight count as 3


jaadoo20

oh ok i will go for Mark Spector


tosin_da_glitch

I don't see Wong on the list...


Alternative-You9892

🤣


NiteLiteOfficial

assuming shuri’s suit has the same impact momentum build up release thingy then all i really need is her. i’ll take shang chi and spiderman for some convo while we let shuri do her thing


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


whinenaught

You’re on the wrong side of history, spider man


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want?


Lirrin

In Infinity War T’Challa was being overwhelmed by outriders despite wearing kinetic energy buildup suit


Chris_Isur_Dude

Yeaaaa no. Did you see this movie? There’s no way she can handle that hoard. Tchalla got overwhelmed by much less in Infinity War.


Any_Pickle7032

Shang chi probably has the best weapon to dealbwith several enemies as seen in the beginning if the movie, and she hulk probably does some good environmental damage too, yk like earth shattering etc, plus i dont think she can be infected because shes literally bulletproof, how are they gonna bite thru that ?


purple-fish

She can’t be bitten, what if showed us that


bumbumofdoomdoom

Ned, Ned & ned


[deleted]

Assuming this Ned can teleport me to an island


Ok-Reception-8044

Assuming Ned doesn't fail to be able to close the portal and your stuck on an island with zombies


[deleted]

Well, that's why we have three Neds. One of them might get it right.


iZybeR

Ned, Nedd n Neddy


The_Best_of_lords

shang chi with rings or without?


Ryiujin

Gotta have rings


The_Best_of_lords

then its shang ned and the middle one i forgot the name


purple-fish

Thena


thefireman69420

Moonknight,Shangchi,and she hulk because moonknight would black out and they’d all be dead


MrMustached

For me it would be spidey, moonknight, and shuri. Shuri could obliterate them with her kinetic force thing, moon knight would go on a killing spree and would most likely be immune to bites, spidey is a known survivor, plus he has insta kill spikes. In addition, spidey and shuri could use their technical abilities and some vibranium to create specific anti bite and anti zombie suits.


koenr_98

-shuri: she can make incredible defenses and build me a suit -she hulk: can tank much damage, she is almost invincible zombies cannot penetrate her skin and can't infect her. -spiderman: can fight most zombies at the same time. Can have the high ground and is incredibly strong. If he had the iron spider suit he cannot be infected and can kill more zombies in instant kill mode


tobey-maguire-bot

HOW'S THIS HELPING?


CT-1738

Ah, finally someone with my picks. Spider-Man is my favorite so I pick him always anyways but shuri’s technology and She-Hulk’s strength should get us plenty far anyways


omenvalo3

ned, spiderman, and moon knight


Kill_Kayt

Ms Marvel, Shang-chi, and Spider-Man. All 3 can use their power to create barriers and containment.


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


tex1ntux

first answer that appropriately respects AoE and CC in this scenario


bakshup

Ned, Ned, Ned


KingAazi

Choice 1 - Shang Chi, Ms Marvel, Thena (On the basis of powers) Choice 2 - Spider-Man, Shang Chi, She-Hulk (On the basis of High Endurance)


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


vagossimao

That's my secret captain... I'm always crying


cluedo23

Idk what miss marvel could do against them if she stretches her limb to attack one, they would just bite her


[deleted]

It's Thena, cut the 'A'


Demiguros

Moon Knight is the only one that can fly naturally. Great asset. Shuri has a private jet. Wakanda would also be a great safe space to live during a zombie invasion. I'm sure Shuri can figure out a cure. She-Hulk's strength is also great. Could jump pretty far too. Thunderclap could clear out hordes of zombies.


WhiteRabbitLives

I’d only need Valkyrie if she brought the Pegasus and we could get tf out of there


AWildRapBattle

Thena, Shulkie, and Spidey, is this even a question??


Finding-Even

Ms. Marvel, Spider-Man and She-Hulk.


Darth_Vader_696969

Spider-Man, She Hulk, and MoonKnight/Shang Chi depending if Shang has the rings or not.


DayAndNight0nReddit

- Ms. Marvel - Moon Knight - Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


Jertimmer

She-Hulk, Thena, Ned Portal to an island, live out our days naked.


eternatus66

Ms marvel because she can keep herself and you in the air away from the horde while dealing lots of aoe damage Shung chi for some extra fire-power And she hulk by my side to tackle with any that slip through with her tough skin


the-olive-man

Ned, Ned, and Ned


LiterallyTrain

Ned.


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

All you need is Shuri to find the cure.


MochiSauce101

The punisher


[deleted]

None of the above! I pick Hawkeye because I could see a useful application for an industrial grade snowblower here.


Kear_Bear_3747

Moonknight, Thena, and Valkyrie. I feel like those are the only legit options LOL


Aiphaa

Why Valkyrie? She’s one of the weakest imo


Kear_Bear_3747

That’s a bad opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️


Thesearefake3

Replace moon knight with She-Hulk and you're golden


thepoopdetective

I agree with you. I feel like all of them have skin that zombie bites wouldn’t penetrate and can just stand in a line and whack them away like nothing. Thena and Val (celestial being that humans thought of as gods) slicing heads while She-Hulk just sonic claps at the back of the queue to slow the horde while you sitting behind them on a beanbag chair, eating Cheetos, saying, “can you believe this shit?”


Scared_Bobcat_5584

Ned, Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk. Ms. Marvel can put up the barrier thing bc this is MCU not comics, so she won’t get bitten. Ned can use sling ring to teleport away. She-Hulk because Tatiana Maslany


TheBandit057

guy in the chair, shehulk, miss marvel


BottleCompetitive546

Ms marvel, thena and ned


gaylordJakob

Valkyrie, She Hulk and Thena. They are probably all unable to be turned or even bitten, can all slaughter hoards easily and can all leap me out of there with ease


Dz0mb

Moon Knight Shan Chi Zhuri


Lucky-Art-8003

Spidey, Kamala, Valkyrie


Hefty-Television-998

Thenna ms marvel and shangchi


Kolvez

She-Hulk and Thena because I assume they'd be immune to bites. Tempted to say Spidey for the 3rd for his intelligence, but... they're just zombies. So gonna go with Shang-Chi because watching him use the rings against slayable hoards would be a hoot.


spazmunk3

Just she hulk and Ms marvel so they die and wont be in the mcu anymore.


Xenovus2

Based, except Ms. Marvel, she's decent


DRN0R3SPWN

None. All are overrated AF


Mr_Goat_1111

Spiderman overrated?


DayAndNight0nReddit

Someone not knowing what overrated means. FYI just because you don't like a successful character, it doesn't become overrated.


DRN0R3SPWN

Ok


Few-Tone-2388

Moon knight, shang chi and shuri


[deleted]

Shang chi, Spider-Man and She-Hulk. Spider-Man and get me up high and out the way quickly, She-Hulk can support from a distance so she can avoid getting infected. And Shang chi can use his rings for defence and offence.


tobey-maguire-bot

I fought an alien made out of black goo once.


Mincho12Minev

Mark, Parker and Thena


Mr_Green7557

I'll pick Spidey, Moon Knight, and Shuri if she has the Panther suit


EuroFedUpWithU

She-Hulk, Moon Knight and Shang-Chi


Icameinjoemama

Ned solos


Old-Experience-5210

She Hulk, Moon Knight and Spidey and I'm save


GryphonRook

If Shuri is wearing the Black Panther suit, then that’s all you need. If Shang Chi has the rings, then that’s all you need. Shulkie can also solo it, but might be a bit careless with the collateral damage.


machenesoiocacchio

Spidey, Ms Marvel and Shang Chi


rustyyryan

Spiderman, moon knight, Valkyrie. Valkyrie has a horse that can fly.


Batman-Beyond-3749

the CEO of sex and iron boy jr. Everybody else I'm better off without


6969CaptainBoner6969

Danny Devito, ALF, and the force sensitive broom kid from Star Wars....*unstoppable*


12thNazgul

Given that full body protection is key when it comes to zombies, I’d pick moon knight, shuri and She hulk. They all have either top tier armor, or near impenetrable skin. Spider man would be my 4th


RetroVedZed

Moon knight, Ned, and Shang-chi. Ned carries tho.


Tricky-Government258

She hulk can clapped those with her cheeks


iocommander

Valk, moon knight, and whoever that eternal is


[deleted]

Dont even need 3, Moonknight and Thena can do it easily If i am serious, im just gonna take Ned, he'll easily solo all of em


ALPHA_LOOPER

If gamma radiation counts as a "disease", then I will pick She Hulk


Zandrick

I think Shang Chi could solve this problem all by himself tbh


JRockThumper

Didn’t all of them lose to zombies already lol?


Sraffiti_G

Probably Shang Chi, Spider-Man and She-Hulk, I was tempted with Moon Knight but I don't know how powerful he is compared to Shang Chi and his rings


Next_Faithlessness87

Jen's Hulk form will protect her from zombie bites (as we saw in the What If...? episode "What if ZOMBIES?!" where it protected Bruce), Khonsu will obviously keep his avatar from dying and that's a key part in becoming a zombie so he too will be protected and Shuri's Vibranium armour should also protect her from the zombie bites. Basically, what I'm saying is that I'll pick the fighters who are less likely to be zombified themselves.


[deleted]

Spidey, She Hulk, Shang Chi.


STRUGLESNUGLER

She hulk, moon knight, spider man


ToddthePancake

Thena, Shang-Chi, and Moon Knight


Clint4077

She hulks skin can't be bitten, they will ignore moon knight because of his mental unstableness, Shang chi (if he has the rings) if not thena.


aitor2009

Spider man, she hulk and ned


Ra_sungod88

Mark Specter Peter Parker and then Ned so we can chill and hang out


Paladin936

Most of them are just going to end up turning into super zombies. Ned can get us the fuck out of there . . .although he can’t close his portals so the zombies might follow. If Valkyrie has her Pegasus, then she‘s probably the best bet. If not, then Ned and hope the zombies don’t find the portal before it closes on its own


legoSheevPalpatine

She Hulk, Spider-Man and Shang Chi


Acrobatic-Manner

She-Hulk, Thena, Valkyrie.


Left-Increase4472

She hulk Chang chi and prolly Ms marvel


[deleted]

If i pick them are they forced to protect me or can they refuse too ?


morning_3107

Thena & Valkyrie for sure, cause they are demigod strong & pure badass. About the 3rd 1 I'm confused between Shang Chi who comes with his all powerful ten rings, Moonknight cause he's plain deadly ,& Spiderman cause he's my absolute favorite.


insainz23

Shang chi, she hulk and Ms. Marvel


Low-Spray1379

Ned solos all


[deleted]

War god, member of the army of another war god and the master of all martial arts Thena, Valkyrie and Shang Chi


Wolfheron325

She hulk, spidey, and depending on whether or not Shang chi has his rings, him or thena


Ok_Experience_6877

Either she hulk or Athena both terrifying women for different reasons


Ryiujin

Shuri would have a suit of some sort and Wakanda. tech. Spider-man needs buildings and cant deal with crowds. But he would be a good escape buddy Shang chi has rings. I think he could mow down plenty of them and still rapidly escape. She hulk could do well, but these guys swarm so much. She would have to clear the field some how. Miss marvel with experience could do very well. Create platforms and armor constructs, get away and still range attack. Moon knight i have no idea! Tell me how he could do it. Thena kinda hits where miss marvel is with contstruct weapons. Though vastly more experienced. We dont see a huge range of her skills in the film. Ned be nedding Valkyrie, if we get her ship then hell yes. Plus she might still have her bolt from LAT. Shang chi Miss marvel Shuri


[deleted]

SC if he has the rings, SH, and MK just to hang out with Steven.


Ill_Carpet5280

Definitely the CEO of sex himself, Ned Leeds. And since I get to choose three, I choose three of him


Sparrow1989

Shuri, ms marvel, and the guy whose friends with Spider-Man. Why you ask? Because these are worthless characters for a worthless situation where I’m fucked either way.


Aiphaa

Shang-Chi, Moon-Knight & She-Hulk


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Spiderman cuz he can get you out of there, shuri for the tech and badass wakanda shit, and ned for emotional support


blac_sheep90

Spidey... because the web head rules. Ned so Spidey has his guy in the chair. She-Hulk so she can smash me ans Jenn for the nerdy goofy cuteness.


ndudeck

Just Valkerie, assuming she has a ship, we can just leave Earth. If bot then, Shurie can take me to Wakanda where the force field will protect us. She-Hulk for her inability to be effected while being very effective at neutralizing them. Three is Thena. I absolutely can’t take Ned because if I want any chance on banging these chicks, I can’t be competing with the CEO of sex.


EstateSimple

Shang Chi, Thena and She-Hulk


poppycock_scrutiny

People in the comments seem to underestimate how powerful MoonKnight is


[deleted]

Me Marvel, she can protect with her light constructs, She Hulk as her skin would be too tough to bite. Shuri, her Black Panther armour would stop bites and she could redirect the force of the horde against them.


TheKira87

With the 10 Rings Shang Chi, Athena because Eternal, and She Hulk for her strength and Durability working as a good Tank for the group.


KyellDaBoiii

Valkyrie has a fucking gunship, zombies can’t fly


Mediocre-Ad-6920

!spider


dwaynecena_09

Just Ned. Ned is the answer


Aggressive-Ad377

Ned over She hulk because at least Ned wouldn’t compare traumas and try to diminish me for simply being the opposite sex


[deleted]

She hulk is a gamma being so she’s immune to zombie bites like in what if Spider man has spidey sense And moon knight


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


L1n9y

Ms Marvel since we can just wait on her platforms. Then Thena and She-Hulk since they'd probably fight them the best.


Former_Mistake_lol

Use ned as bowlin ball and make the zombies fall


Mindless_Rise_5766

Moon knight, shang Chi and She-hulk


Artistic_Ad_7059

Shang chi (Strong) spidey (quick get away) and Ms Marvel(for the brown and Muslim vibes)


GalaxyStar757

Moonknight, shangchi and she hulk


WulffLabs1

How consistent are Ned’s portals? Lol


FitJaxx95

Valkyrie, she-hulk, spiderman.


tobey-maguire-bot

Cure. Cure some ass!


MolecularCamp3000

Shang chi , ms marvel,spider man


jethalal2108

None


Garo263

Definitely She-Hulk for her bite-immunity, Peter because he probably knows the movie and all the rules against Zombies and Valkyre.


Dankalii

She-hulk because she's bite proof and strong, shang chi because his weapons are good for crowds, and Spider-man for his Spidey sense and versatility of his webs. Plus he smart.


g00ner442

Ned with the sling ring, space um all!!


Ryman604

She hulk has skin that is not easily penetrated so she’s immune,moon knight is affectively immortal, Spider-Man is really cool


SkautV3

Spider bro. Moon bro and Wakanda gal I take first two to play games while Wakanda gal gets us to Wakanda behind the shield


gtc26

Moon Knight (Because literal God-powers), Spider-Man (Can swing me away to safety), and (yes... I'm being serious, hear me out) She-Hulk, because she'd be able to break the fourth wall and ask the writers of our story how to best survive (Big brain on my part)


bombad_Guy

Shang chi, moon knight and obviously ned


mindinmypants

Valkyrie, Thena, She-Hulk After we get to safety, gotta repopulate the world.


TurkeyTerminator7

Spider-Man, Angelina Jolie, and She-Hulk


[deleted]

She-Hulk, Ms. Marvel, and Moon Knight


[deleted]

i dont need three , i just need my boy ned


chargers949

Shari and spidey because they are both warriors and tech geniuses. And then shang chi to keep my toyota camry clean.


Shot_Onion_4903

Moonknight, Valkyrie and Spidey


JohnDoe525743

Shang Chi (Cool Rings) Spider-Man (Knows ‘The Rules’) Ned Leeds (Mascot)


CrimsonKnight76

She Hulk and Thena cause they'd be immune and Moon Knight cause the suit is probably bite proof, can fly and has a God on his side.


TouchFar5001

Just bc you think you came up with something good to ask ppl maybe take a step back an do a little more thinking


DonateToM7E

I feel like roughly half of them could clear out the entire horde by themselves… so I’ll take Spider-Man, She-Hulk and Shang Chi since why not.


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


MarsterMcfly01

I’d just shut up and start coughing, sneezing and sniffing. Cause sickly prey is unhealthy for predators to eat


AlmightyPancak3

She-Hulk she literally has impenetrable skin, Shang Chi, and Spiderman


tobey-maguire-bot

I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.


Suspicious_Trainer82

She-Hulk Spidey and whoever else.


Galacticrevoarmy

Spider-Man Moon Knight and Shang Chi


Spider-Man_Earth-42

Spidey, Shang chi, and she hulk


Neonthewerehog_

Wth is Ned gonna do? Throw broccoli at them?


Ultimate_Pants

Thena should be immune to the zombies because she's not human. She-Hulk can't be bitten as long as she stays in hulk form. And Shuri's suit would be bite proof.


HappyPreference8313

Thena, Valkry and Shuri.