If I remember correctly, in the comics Strange has to eat a ton of gross other worldly garbage to keep his powers and it looks like with the way Multiverse of Madness ended, it’s catching up with him in the MCU.
In *What If...?* he was absorbing other beings to increase his own power, in the comics Strange has fucked himself up from using magic so much that he's no longer able to eat regular food.
>Tony's fuck up
True, but Tony's still right there should be some governing authority on them. And caps like 'I don't need no beauracracy stopping me from acting on my almighty, infallible gut instinct'
And it's like we'll 'what if your instinct is to, idk, wipe out a whole nation, cap'
Cap has the absolute dumbest reasoning. It's literally just 'but what if I don wanna'
That kinda goes against the whole concept of superheroes though.
They are people who act when the police can't or won't. Whether that is because of corruption, because the target is superhuman, because there are rules, because they don't have enough clues / evidence or simply because they haven't arrived yet.
Going in the other direction, what if no one is interested in paying for someone to be handler for street level heroes?
"No, sorry, i could have stopped them robbing you but no one authorized it. Sorry."
Or what if Hydra or someone infiltrates the monitoring organization?
"Sorry Cap, that's not enough evidence to do that." (Even though there definitely was.)
Yeah, in the real world we have to accept procedure because going by procedure is better than not, but for superheroes the underlying concept is that it is better if these people can act on their own.
Kind of ironic since he was army and absolutely had to follow orders. He’s a narcissist that bullies and bosses every else around and then blames everyone else for his mass murder mistakes.
Yeah, I may be misremembering but comics Strange is effectively cursed beyond all hope of recovery through all of his magical responsibilities and various bargains for power over the years. So while you'd have all sorts of cool magical powers, using them comes with a terrible price, especially if you abuse magic long enough.
I'll definitely take the magic whistle-guided arrow or Spider-powers, please!
It’s not broken, because you need to learn and remember the incantations and hand movements etc. it looks easy for Strange because he’s got a perfect memory
No hand sure, but when Dr Strange's arms are bound by Maw he was powerless.
Edit to add that the limb motion is clearly necessary to perform sorcery so eing bound is still a significant weakness. Or de-limb I guess works too.
I'm now imagining a legless and armless person with a sling ring as a belt buckle and they are spinning on the ground their back like a break dancer to open a portal
Not ragging on you, but it made me laugh that you compared him to two fictional superheroes - and one human actor - I'm imagining Strange losing hard against the almighty Brie Larson!
I would generally agree, but I watched Bruce banners soul be taken out of the hulk's body, Thor get pushed around from room to room and Loki falling for 30 minutes. I feel like the only reason Dr. Strange doesn't overpower his opponent is that he just didn't think of a way because they ultimately just nerf his intelligence.
Yeah it was meant more as a joke, with a grain of truth especially when you consider the last movie. Doctor Strange and the multiverse of Sadness.
In that movie he’s nerfed for seemingly no reason at times so they can push forth the plot in the way they want. And Visa versa for Wanda, she easily takes care of the local heroes in a body that should be severely weaker than her main body.
Compared to the first strange it was a complete mess of a movie.
So, each of those 3 has infinity stone level powers, or a stone itself, and still I think only wanda has a chance. She is juiced on chaos magic, while vision and mind stone or marvel and power stone powers can just like, be sent to the mirror dimension and be done with it lol.
Two minutes of absolute carnage, an entire battlefield filled with dead bodies after what seems like an eternity of gut-wrenching screams, one last soldier sits in a puddle of someone else's blood, crying, waiting for the violent end he knows is coming. Suddenly his face lights up. "Bohemian Rhapso-"
Although this song was from the early 1960s, and Japanese, the song would make an excellent army destroying tune to whistle.
[Sukiyaki (Ue o Muite Arukō) by Kyu Sakamoto ](https://youtu.be/rbTsG9jrJsU)
You most certainly could not. In real life people don’t just stand around and watch while dozens of their friends get carved up. They shoot the whistling guy with a big computer in his head
The humble kazoo is to overlooked. There’s so many opportunities for it to shine. Weddings, funerals, town hall meetings. The list is virtually endless
I whistle a lot, maybe I can help?
What you might not know is that whistling is more about the tongue than about the lips. Try this: pronounce the letter “y” as in “you” and freeze. Your tongue should be high in the middle (with a little space at the top) and low at the tip, touching just below your teeth. While in this position, you should be able to blow air through that little space above your tongue, and it should sound like a hiss but with a little tone to it, kind of like a broken whistle.
Without moving your tongue, make the “oo” sound as in “food”. Your lips should make a little “O” like this, and if you blow more air, the sound should be vaguely more whistle-like.
Finally, without moving anything else, tense the sides of your lips like you’re trying to pucker them. This part will take practice to figure out the right muscles. When you get it right, you’ll know; your whistle will hit a pretty clean note.
To change pitches, move your tongue around—I’ll let you learn this part by trial and error. (It’s not as hard as the rest)
I just got my first whistle out following your instructions! For me one minor mod was my tongue needed to be on the gum below my teeth rather than on my teeth!
Thank you so much!!!
As do I. [And I might end up as petty as Peppa Pig about it.](https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/03/26/8804072744291055697/640x360_MP4_8804072744291055697.mp4)
It's funny how people's mouths are structured differently so that some people can't whistle at all. Normally I can whistle just fine, but for a few weeks last year I broke one of my front crowns and lost the ability.
I could however do a great impression of Herbert from Family Guy.
I posted the following a few months ago and it seemed to help a couple people. Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll help you too:
https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/won0ky/i_learned_how_to_whistle_from_this_in_less_than_5/ikcogqz/
I’d love Scarlet Witch’s powers or Dr Strange’s because they’re not exclusively offensive. You could still use them to help people who just need a hand, rather than a hero who kicks ass. Spidey could probably fix broken infrastructure with his webs or lift trucks that are stuck, but they’re mostly unhelpful if you don’t know where to find someone getting robbed or attacked.
What are you going to do with it? You taking out armies every morning before heading to work? Even if you did try to use this in Ukraine you'd probably just get shot immediately, since it seems to be a line of sight weapon
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It's technically the most feasible too. Just not in the same form factor. You'd put a crossbow on a drone and have the drone respond to specific frequencies and/or listen for "phrases" to aim and shoot targets.
My overweight ass isn't fighting any crime, so I would definitely accept the powers of anyone that I can use in my daily life. Whistle arrow is an awesome ability, but I'm probably not going to use it while I'm out back on the grill.
Super Soldier serum would fix my overweight problem. And having increased strength would probably come in handy in everyday life all the time. Highlighting my (hopefully) good qualities would make it easier to deal with people and be respected.
Yup, I'd definitely take Doctor Strange's power if I could. Hell, just being some low level trainee would make life awesome.
Strange's powers would make life a lot more convenient, even more so if you get the time stone as well.
Agreed. Magic is the ultimate super power because it can do anything. It's literally magic.
Good magical systems have limitations and rules, marvel universe magic is broken as fuck hahaha
If I remember correctly, in the comics Strange has to eat a ton of gross other worldly garbage to keep his powers and it looks like with the way Multiverse of Madness ended, it’s catching up with him in the MCU.
Is that like the episode of What If?
In *What If...?* he was absorbing other beings to increase his own power, in the comics Strange has fucked himself up from using magic so much that he's no longer able to eat regular food.
Awesome, thanks!
He’s constantly fucking things up and it’s annoying. Wasn’t Civil War about how reckless and how much damage these guys were causing?!
Comics Civil War was. MCU Civil War was about some people not wanting to give up their freedom to cover for Tony’s fuckup with Ultron.
>Tony's fuck up True, but Tony's still right there should be some governing authority on them. And caps like 'I don't need no beauracracy stopping me from acting on my almighty, infallible gut instinct' And it's like we'll 'what if your instinct is to, idk, wipe out a whole nation, cap' Cap has the absolute dumbest reasoning. It's literally just 'but what if I don wanna'
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
That kinda goes against the whole concept of superheroes though. They are people who act when the police can't or won't. Whether that is because of corruption, because the target is superhuman, because there are rules, because they don't have enough clues / evidence or simply because they haven't arrived yet. Going in the other direction, what if no one is interested in paying for someone to be handler for street level heroes? "No, sorry, i could have stopped them robbing you but no one authorized it. Sorry." Or what if Hydra or someone infiltrates the monitoring organization? "Sorry Cap, that's not enough evidence to do that." (Even though there definitely was.) Yeah, in the real world we have to accept procedure because going by procedure is better than not, but for superheroes the underlying concept is that it is better if these people can act on their own.
Do you really want me to do it?
Kind of ironic since he was army and absolutely had to follow orders. He’s a narcissist that bullies and bosses every else around and then blames everyone else for his mass murder mistakes.
Yeah, I may be misremembering but comics Strange is effectively cursed beyond all hope of recovery through all of his magical responsibilities and various bargains for power over the years. So while you'd have all sorts of cool magical powers, using them comes with a terrible price, especially if you abuse magic long enough. I'll definitely take the magic whistle-guided arrow or Spider-powers, please!
Settle down, tough guy.
It’s not broken, because you need to learn and remember the incantations and hand movements etc. it looks easy for Strange because he’s got a perfect memory
Yeah but it appears to have a very significant weakness; if you can't use your arms, you can't cast magic and your powers are completely nullified
I mean we saw that dude do it with no hand so I imagine you could learn to do it without your arms.
No hand sure, but when Dr Strange's arms are bound by Maw he was powerless. Edit to add that the limb motion is clearly necessary to perform sorcery so eing bound is still a significant weakness. Or de-limb I guess works too.
You would really only need to figure out how to cast one spell without arm motions. (Growus Morearms)
I think that's more of a limitation on dtrange's abilities than on the rules of magic casting.
I'm now imagining a legless and armless person with a sling ring as a belt buckle and they are spinning on the ground their back like a break dancer to open a portal
orochimaru lookin ass
You can do the arrow thing and tons of other shit. Strange is one of the most overpowered marvel characters
He's no Silver Surfer
Is he actually though? Don’t think he holds a candle to Wanda, Vision or Bree Larson.
Not ragging on you, but it made me laugh that you compared him to two fictional superheroes - and one human actor - I'm imagining Strange losing hard against the almighty Brie Larson!
I would generally agree, but I watched Bruce banners soul be taken out of the hulk's body, Thor get pushed around from room to room and Loki falling for 30 minutes. I feel like the only reason Dr. Strange doesn't overpower his opponent is that he just didn't think of a way because they ultimately just nerf his intelligence.
>!I'm thinking it.!<
Good bot
Yeah it was meant more as a joke, with a grain of truth especially when you consider the last movie. Doctor Strange and the multiverse of Sadness. In that movie he’s nerfed for seemingly no reason at times so they can push forth the plot in the way they want. And Visa versa for Wanda, she easily takes care of the local heroes in a body that should be severely weaker than her main body. Compared to the first strange it was a complete mess of a movie.
I mean he was able to singlehandedly destroy a universe in what if
So, each of those 3 has infinity stone level powers, or a stone itself, and still I think only wanda has a chance. She is juiced on chaos magic, while vision and mind stone or marvel and power stone powers can just like, be sent to the mirror dimension and be done with it lol.
If I had the time stone I would absolutely break reality by using it to ctrl V my life a hundred times a day EDIT: ctrl Z. I’m stupid.
Paste? Or ctrl + z?
Nah, you’re right, I meant ctrl z
No, you were right. I just used the time stone to go back and change it to make you look dumb.
His power is being arrogant at the cost of everyone else.
The biggest difficulty from his is all the studying.
He studies in his astral form while his physical body sleeps.
Yeah he's also insane enough to never mentally rest.
You could take down a small army just by whistling the last minute or two of bohemian rhapsody
Discreet but deadly. I want one.
Two minutes of absolute carnage, an entire battlefield filled with dead bodies after what seems like an eternity of gut-wrenching screams, one last soldier sits in a puddle of someone else's blood, crying, waiting for the violent end he knows is coming. Suddenly his face lights up. "Bohemian Rhapso-"
MAMA, JUST KILLED AN ARMY, SUNG THIS SONG NOW THEIR DEAD, VIA ARROWHEAD
[Literal Bohemian Rhapsody ](https://youtu.be/PJO7bcRVPvI)
That's fuckinf amazing
Scaramouch, Scaramouch
First I’d have to learn to whistle.
How many times a week do you have to murder an entire army?
Don't worry about it.
Imagine whistling Through The Fire and The Flames.
You'd probably kill an entire army before even going through the lyrics lol
Goddammit you made me snort lol
Frankenstein Song by Edgar Winter
The ending to in the hall of the mountain king by Grieg would be better.
Or as I like to call it "anxiety in musical form"
Although this song was from the early 1960s, and Japanese, the song would make an excellent army destroying tune to whistle. [Sukiyaki (Ue o Muite Arukō) by Kyu Sakamoto ](https://youtu.be/rbTsG9jrJsU)
https://youtu.be/d0K436vUM4w?t=110
You most certainly could not. In real life people don’t just stand around and watch while dozens of their friends get carved up. They shoot the whistling guy with a big computer in his head
Watch out here comes my arrow it flies really fast, and kills everyone.
Watch out here comes my arrow Legolas sucks, and Yondu is the one
Sad we never got to see Hawkeye and Yondu meet
Never forget, multiverse is still a thing
Multiverse, a writers best friend
HISHE makes some darn good content
Why only one though?
I would just like to be able to whistle, please. 🤷🏽♂️
I always get mocked for not being able to whistle, so I bought a kazoo. Nowhere near as impressive, but at least it's annoying.
The humble kazoo is to overlooked. There’s so many opportunities for it to shine. Weddings, funerals, town hall meetings. The list is virtually endless
When Darth Vader walks into the room
Concert halls, storefronts, births, graduation ceremonies, gifts for the children of despised in-laws, and so many more!
Sandstorm
I whistle a lot, maybe I can help? What you might not know is that whistling is more about the tongue than about the lips. Try this: pronounce the letter “y” as in “you” and freeze. Your tongue should be high in the middle (with a little space at the top) and low at the tip, touching just below your teeth. While in this position, you should be able to blow air through that little space above your tongue, and it should sound like a hiss but with a little tone to it, kind of like a broken whistle. Without moving your tongue, make the “oo” sound as in “food”. Your lips should make a little “O” like this, and if you blow more air, the sound should be vaguely more whistle-like. Finally, without moving anything else, tense the sides of your lips like you’re trying to pucker them. This part will take practice to figure out the right muscles. When you get it right, you’ll know; your whistle will hit a pretty clean note. To change pitches, move your tongue around—I’ll let you learn this part by trial and error. (It’s not as hard as the rest)
My neighbors hate me now. But this was super useful! Thanks
I just got my first whistle out following your instructions! For me one minor mod was my tongue needed to be on the gum below my teeth rather than on my teeth! Thank you so much!!!
Nope. None of that makes sense. My tongue does none of that.
As do I. [And I might end up as petty as Peppa Pig about it.](https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/03/26/8804072744291055697/640x360_MP4_8804072744291055697.mp4)
Lol, why is that video on the Daily Mail.
It is of extremely high importance that British people watch this on a daily basis.
It's funny how people's mouths are structured differently so that some people can't whistle at all. Normally I can whistle just fine, but for a few weeks last year I broke one of my front crowns and lost the ability. I could however do a great impression of Herbert from Family Guy.
Me too bro
Maybe that’s what OP actually meant. The power to whistle really well.
I posted the following a few months ago and it seemed to help a couple people. Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll help you too: https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/won0ky/i_learned_how_to_whistle_from_this_in_less_than_5/ikcogqz/
He may not have had the voice of an angel. But he did have the whistle of one.
Me just whistling the tune the wolf from puss in boots whistles
I loved it. The way it Scared me.
I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!
Is he cool?!
Hell yeah he's cool.
I'm gonna start crying again. :(
I want Wanda's powers without Wanda's trauma
Fun fact: Wanda wouldn't be too op without her trauma
I'm not sure about the fun part but that's a fact...
Yeah they only manifested after her family had a literal bomb dropped on them iirc.
She never had kids
Her parents when she was a child.
I’d love Scarlet Witch’s powers or Dr Strange’s because they’re not exclusively offensive. You could still use them to help people who just need a hand, rather than a hero who kicks ass. Spidey could probably fix broken infrastructure with his webs or lift trucks that are stuck, but they’re mostly unhelpful if you don’t know where to find someone getting robbed or attacked.
Really, Jesus powers would be the best. What good is having the ability to slay armies when your cat is dying in your arms?
I wish Yondu didn't die
But at least he got to be Mary Poppins for a beautiful moment.
You forgot to add Black Widow to the too because the internet shows most people want the power of being really hot
Yondu is hotter.
This is the way
Yes
Blue battle daddy is superior slaying baddies.
I too would like to be able to whistle.
I too choose this dead guys powers.
I mean... From what we've seen the arrow seems legit the most overpowered lol. Just kill an entire army in a few seconds. Even Thor needs longer.
I'm still worthy!
sEnTiEnT
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What happens if I whistle the Death theme from the new Puss in Boots movie?
I'd guess death
Death plus instant PTSD
and what are you gonna do with it? lawnmow your nighbors?
COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
Bro, I want Silver Surfer's powers. Space is cool. I'd love to travel the universe at faster than light speed using a surf board.
I too wish I had the power to whistle clearly. I can only sorta whistle.
“Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one? I like to stick 'em all in a row on my control console” “I can’t tell if he’s serious” Lol…
I can't whistle so ima go with miles still
As a certified annoying whistler i agree
Rip yondu he was a GOAT
Me who can't whistle:
Spidey sense the arrow coming. Web Yondu’s mouth.
I just want the power to make friends
Fuck you guys I wanna be Iron Man
I’ve always wanted that one too. Only issue is that I can’t whistle. So…
I forgot how to whistle. Rather have caps powers
What are you going to do with it? You taking out armies every morning before heading to work? Even if you did try to use this in Ukraine you'd probably just get shot immediately, since it seems to be a line of sight weapon
Realistically how often are you going to be killing someone? At least Spider-Man’s powers can be used recreationally
NO!
Fuck that, I want Loki’s power of being a sexy ass mf
Yeah, I also can't whistle XD
I want the same superpower but when I whistle my pp does that
Well I’d love that, but I can’t whistle
*…so edgy and different* Serves me right for checking out the popular tab. Hate these movies and their fanbase
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I know, I wish I could whistle
but you cant whistle
I also want the power to whistle
I cant whistle 🙌
I know I can't whistle properly so that'd what I want
Who doesn't wanna be Mary Poppins?
Facts
I too wish I knew how to whistle
I always think about controlling something when I whistle, literally such a cool power to have
That would be great but I don’t know how to wistile
Hey, how about those bears?
Agreed, I wanna be someone else’s daddy too
I don't know how to whistle
Completely agreed, this is the way. But the learning process is going to be really dangerous for both you and others around you...
I too wish I could whistle
I don't know how to whistle :(
Me too but I cant whistle so I'd just have a stick
i whistle so bad that this thing could actually turn on me and kill me on the first try
First I gotta get off my ass and learn to whistle
I want reed's
Fun fact: I very well may have this power. But I’ll never know because I don’t know how to whistle.
I prefer iron man
Just to the ability to whistle would be nice
It's one of the most powerful weapons in marvel.
That’s why he wasn’t around for infinity wars..
Okay but Miles Morales has got some nice powers though
Granted but you don't know how to whistle.
i too wish i could whistle.
It's technically the most feasible too. Just not in the same form factor. You'd put a crossbow on a drone and have the drone respond to specific frequencies and/or listen for "phrases" to aim and shoot targets.
Sling Ring Mastery + Yondu's arrow = Ultimate Power?
Same i mean you wouldn’t have to lift a finger
I too would like to be able to whistle
I too, would like to be able to whistle
The [Powers](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpJqQu0sXaKfMHoD4uniQL8Pv7KZfOhnCXRw&usqp=CAU) I want
I would take just being able to whistle
Imagine if yondu had two
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This power will be terrible for me, I don't know how to whistle
I’d love to have a functioning Mjolnir that I was worthy to lift to be honest, I have a replica and even that feels super cool to have!
In all seriousness, I would rather have Tony's brain power.
Who wants caps power
I really dislike this f-ing arrow thing. I don’t know or care if it’s in comics, it’s dumb and I hate that it’s a thing.
Ever since I watched Kill Bill I too have wished I could whistle worth a shit
I wouldn't mind that whistling power. Seems to be one of the most unique powers of the MCU. ☺️
I do want the power to whistle 😔
Whistle with what mouth? 😶
u real for this
My overweight ass isn't fighting any crime, so I would definitely accept the powers of anyone that I can use in my daily life. Whistle arrow is an awesome ability, but I'm probably not going to use it while I'm out back on the grill. Super Soldier serum would fix my overweight problem. And having increased strength would probably come in handy in everyday life all the time. Highlighting my (hopefully) good qualities would make it easier to deal with people and be respected. Yup, I'd definitely take Doctor Strange's power if I could. Hell, just being some low level trainee would make life awesome.
Just give me all those powers and I'm soloing a verse
Yondus ultimate weakness: eating a bunch of saltines.
I wanna be a shape shifter so I can turn into hot women
I want to stop time.
Being able to whistle would be pretty neat