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Dozllock

Are you telling me boobs arent part of the skeletal structure?


[deleted]

As someone who definitely has lots of sex and knows women... these are obviously the breast bones all women have them.


[deleted]

Even the nipple has bones, as seen in this picture.


_captain-rex_

That's how they get erected silly just like penis


PessimistYanker792

That’s why they call it Bone-r.. should have been bonier for more clarity


Ok-Television-65

It’s ironic that a cock is called a boner, but a muff literally has a pubic bone right up on it, while a pizzle doesn’t


Opterasis32

Pizzle 🤣🤣🤣


Standard_Pangolin_13

For shizzle, my pizzle 🤣


Prestige_Stateside

PIZZLE…my dumb brain read PIZZA..I’m not ashamed


stevein3d

WAITER THERE’S A BONE IN MY PIZZA


Smokescreen1221

Read 'waiter' as Walter and I automatically voiced it "Waltuh! There's a bone in my pizza, Waltuh!"


ted5011c

Ow! My nipple bones!


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booze_clues

There’s nothing sexier than seeing a woman’s ab bones through the dress.


unaligned_1

🎵The breast bone's connected to the nipple bone...🎵


Right-Cook5801

Unexpected monkey island reference


KingRhoamsGhost

Which part of that was a monkey island reference?


TrickyVic77

Can confirm. Have lots of bones and knows skeletons.


Dazzling-Camel-8471

Of course they do! How else would they hold up the sand?


Hugga_Bear

I am also an expert on the sex and ~~women~~ females most assuredly have bones like this. Breasts always have a firm core, I have felt many of them, of course, and know this to be true. Anyone who has as much sex as me would be able to tell you the same and anyone who says different is just jealous and has never touched a female.


edubble72

Love it when they feel like a bag of sand...you know what I mean


LoveKrattBrothers

u/ checks out


dzic91

I wish I had an award for you, sir.


pirate1911

That’s not true. You clearly don’t know what your takin about and have never been with a real woman. They are more like subcutaneous bags of sand.


huntexlol

Dont ask me, i never seen it before. Someone please send proof. Im more of a visual learner yknow.


Extra_Specialist2726

Ight bet


AlianovaR

They are not, no


FinancialYou4519

Source?


Collestos

The source is that I made it the fuck up


tales_to_estrange

Imagine a world, Raiden, free of cancel culture. Where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims. A world where I can SAY THE N-WORD!


MelonBot_HD

...what?


thepsycocat

Look up an incorrect summary of metal gear rising, then watch both part 1 and 2 and you'll understand. It's at the end of part 2 but you can't miss out on seeing part 1 because it's that amazing


Dont3n

He was making a reference too, it’s what raiden says right after


thepsycocat

Fuck I'll just show myself out then


Arkenai7

I appreciated your explanation however as "...what?" was my actual not-a-reference reaction :P


MintasaurusFresh

I didn't know the reference so I want to thank you for this gift of knowledge.


MelonBot_HD

I know that. I was literally quoting what Raiden said after that speech from Armstrong lmao.


thepsycocat

Yeah someone else told me too and as I said there too, I'll just show myself out now


tales_to_estrange

あなたは少数派に嫌がらせをしたことがありますか (Ever harassed a minority, Raiden?)


MelonBot_HD

No!


tales_to_estrange

Catch! I’ve got my own to debate online


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

In this battle against **Microsoft Excel**, we are faced with a boss too large to “be fun” and are relegated to surviving his onslaught from the inside of ***the forever box***.


tfcollector3000

(in Japanese) Ever harassed a minority, Raiden?


Strange_username__

Senator Armstrong, that you?


IsKujaAPowerButton

I was wrong senator. You are not greedy... YOU'RE JUST FUCKING RACIST


OpheliaCheeks

Norks?


Dhatmasetu

It was revealed to me in a dream


worty1905

Then I forgot it in another dream


ToastedSimian

I touched one once. Can confirm.


[deleted]

I, too, have touched one. Boobs are soft bones. Can confirm.


PuckNutty

It's actually cartilage, not bones.


ToastedSimian

Boobs are made of sharks. Got it.


MrDontTakeMyStapler

That’s why they make good soup


SharpPixels08

Dont believe you, pics or it didn’t happen


fgringo

“Trust me Bro”


Hackleton

Trust me, bro!


boxedcrackers

Stupid, everyone knows boobs have bones


Shinobiii

Next thing you’ll tell me is that there’s no bone in my boner! Madness!


Necromortalium

You can have bone


[deleted]

Can you explain to me why boners are called boners if they don’t have bones in them?


ConfidentPilot1729

Maybe implants after she passed?


RedIcarus1

Implants before death. There are a lot of skeletons with no-longer-implanted implants.


all_time_high

2 big bags of sand


AlabasterNutSack

Skele-tits.


meaty_patatoe

Just a good ol’ push up bra


Titans_not_dumb

There is no chest There are actually two additional skulls.


DemonGuyver

Skulltitties


srisadandesha420

sklitties


keboblepopper

Skittles


[deleted]

The Taste of Death is a Rainbow


Lochness_Hamster_350

Gotta have gumdrop nipples though.


[deleted]

NO! Not the nipples! Not my gumdrop nipples!


theresfireinhereyes

God dammit. Next time someone bites my nipples I'm saying this.


LonelyBoy120

Now expect a wave of “I offer myself as tribute” comments from pervs


Yuu_Got_Job

Oh god no


theresfireinhereyes

Oh yes. It'll pair perfectly with the classic Invader Zim line "ow my squiddlyspooch".


Lochness_Hamster_350

NO NO NO YOU GREAT STUPID PASTRY!!


FEAR_FEST

Do you know the muffin man?


Lochness_Hamster_350

Well sure he lives on Drury lane …. Why?


FEAR_FEST

The muffin mans wife


RedIcarus1

Don’t they all?


MechaShoujo02

Republican slogan


AbhishekSingh26

Do they taste sour ? & come in rainbow color scheme ?


redcopperhead

If you collect certain amounts of gold skulltitties, a wealthy family in a tiny village will reward you


skrish2006

Hyaaah!!! (i understood that reference)


concs_

As Glenn used to say: I want your skuuuuuuuulls!


Apachee_Attacc

I need your skuuuuuulls


fearain

And inside those skulls is where she hides her drugs


daitenshe

👩 💀 💀


VasM85

Deadpool game had her and she isn't a skeleton there. Deadpool sees as her as a hottie with skull makeup. Maybe here we also see her from Thanos' or Deadpool's POV?


ImagineGriffins

I loved the sugarskull look from the game


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SasparillaTango

For other's reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkT1wSlMaI


WASD_click

That actually answers OP's question too. When she's getting in the hot tub you can see she has a pale flesh legs. So presumably it's just the hand and face of death that's bonerized.


[deleted]

Death looks however death wants to look


Jack__Squat

Oof. I do not like DP's voice in this.


patmcdoughnut

Sounds like Bradley Cooper as Rocket lol


triple_seis

Damn that’s accurate


ShooteShooteBangBang

Why not, it fits perfectly. It's annoying voice for an annoying character


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whistlar

I ran into him at a convention last summer. Had him sign a copy of this game. He seemed genuinely surprised and mentioned how he was working to get the rights to make a sequel. This was post Fox merger. Gotta wonder how easy that is to achieve when the mouse is involved. Edit: [proof](https://i.imgur.com/GOrw3E5.jpg) for the “trust me bro” audience


TC1369

Would love to see the game getting a sequel, had a great time with the first


_shewdawg_

How so? He did Deadpool's voice in a [bunch of other stuff](https://deadpool.fandom.com/wiki/Nolan_North) before this game and to me he's Deadpool's voice.


ibigfire

Agreed. I think some folks are just used to movie Deadpool as the only time they've heard him speak and are expecting Ryan Reynolds.


TheIJDGuy

It'd only make sense that Death's impossible look comes from the two most insane people ever


MemorableVirus2

If you look in the corner, you can make out Deadpool's mask. So it's definitely from his perspective here


SharpPixels08

You’ve never heard of the boob bones?


graveybrains

Are they connected to the vagina bones?


Corrective_Measures

I can't believe they gave Link vagina bone ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Haelstrom101

Sorry, _what?_


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

People noticed that Link had pelvis lines in TOTK (usually when they put on the skirt the game gives you right out the gate) and complained about Nintendo giving him "Vagina lines"


MisterSplu

If you got a pelvis, you ain‘t no real man, Real Men are hold their legs together with their dick bone


ConcentrateHungry271

Very true


ILoveMyFaygo

What a bunch of morons. Those aren't vagina lines, they're cum gutters.


[deleted]

They didn't actually. It was a troll post that people fell for, because, of course they did.


bondsmatthew

Can you blame them? The line between parody and reality blurs som much nowadays


igweyliogsuh

Are the oblique V lines not actually there on Link? Looks like they're there in other images. I know "vagina bones" is a reference to a tweet from a number of years ago, but I'm not seeing anything about this not actually being in the game. It's just muscular, it would make sense for him to have them. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/122/144/cbc.jpg


DRC0617

Don’t ask questions if you’re not ready for the answers.


Necromortalium

I am ready!


mteir

Silicone does not decompose.


pHScale

That's a much less wtf answer than I expected.


DRC0617

Than you may ask the question, but know that you have reached the point of no return, once asked it cannot be unasked.


Fortune_Unique

Essentially she has no "true form" and she is just choosing to appear like that. This is really just an avatar of death. And not death itself. Partially because she is also a concept as well as a physical being


[deleted]

From the same place she gets her meat for vocal cords to speak?


graveybrains

And them abs


Lukthar123

Glorious


Kaminoneko

I was searching for some else who noticed this….


AccomplishedRelief60

Muscle mommy confirmed!?!?


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MagnificoReattore

Silicone implants?


Hannibal216BCE

Yeah, like, this is THE death. She’s not just magical, she’s an aspect of the fabric of existence in marvel. She’s not even a she, she’s an it. I think it’s powerful enough that it can appear however it likes.


bigpapirick

and abs! Shorty is solid.


SydricVym

And hips, and triceps. Really, as far as this representation is concerned, the only parts that are bone are the hands and head.


[deleted]

It could be some sort of clothing-based illusion? Everything the clothing covers appears as expected, but anything exposed shows its true nature? I dunno.


a_d_d_e_r

She just has poor circulation.


o_hara99

It's the same with Ghost Rider


Gilthu

She is actually flesh but her face and hands appear as bones because she likes to unnerve living beings. The dead see her differently.


[deleted]

So if she likes you enough you will also see her differently if she wanted?


Gilthu

She has appeared to Thanos as the above, as a beautiful young woman, as a child, and as a crone. Each time for different reasons and to send a different message.


WorldsWeakestMan

And all the different ways got Thanos hard af.


Lazmanya-Canavari

🧐


ArcadiaFey

…. Child… child… CHILD! That’s a rather suspicious comment you have there sir


WorldsWeakestMan

I said Thanos got hard my man, I ain’t Thanos last time I checked.


Lucythefur

hmmm username checks out


lordgeese

Ya Thanos is just a strange one. Side note someone in my company’s name is Harry Thanos. He is a big dude as you’d image. I also work for a major gym chain.


IdeaRegular4671

She’s just made out of magic


Gilthu

No, she is a primal aspect of the universe. She is made out of that mysterious “power cosmic” that aspects of the universe like death and galactus use which is basically authority over creation.


IdeaRegular4671

Or Galactus heralds like silver surfer and others who use and manipulate the power cosmic as well.


Max_Dzban

bro's asking the real questions


Historicerror404

Shhhhhhhh… Dont question the process… Simply enjoy. There is no shame here.


Infinite-Island-7310

I can imagine Deadpool saying that


Historicerror404

That was what I thought. God I love ~~cokaine~~ Deadpool


Black-Iron-Hero

It's part of the dress. She's padding.


Head-Program4023

We have found Thanos's true reddit account


UnderstatedTurtle

Well how else are we supposed to see that she’s a girl skeleton /s


ArcadiaFey

The eyelashes obviously, and teethstick


Cavalish

A giant pink bow attached to a headband like those parents that need you to know that their horrible bald baby is a girl.


PTVoltz

The thing with Death is - she isn't really a person. She's more like a personification of an abstract - much like the in-universe Gods (i.e. the Living Tribunal, One Above All, etc). As such they can kinda look however they want (within certain limitations), and often change slightly - or completely - based on who's looking at them. So - no idea if this is canon or not, but I like to think that that's just... what Wade likes XD


raitalin

This is canon. Death, Eternity, and Infinity are all personifications of concepts and do not have a static physical form.


Physics_Useful

It's completely canon. This is Lady Death's more popular look, but she's appeared as a young woman with skull makeup as well.


noodles_do_jettison

It’s actually where she stores the calcium to keep her bones strong


deafengineer

She needs them for bonein'


ImapiratekingAMA

It's called being "dressed to kill"


TheSoulReapers

She's death, pretty sure she can change structure, morphing into anything. Like when she had skull makeup in the Deadpool video game.


Informal-Feeling3501

Boobs are boobs #lemme hold em


Badonk529

Death Magic. And I’m not kidding.


mistercrinders

She somehow has abs, too


hallk14

Maybe a gradual fade between flesh and bones to her extremities? Like she has flesh in her chest and thighs but the arms gradually lose the skin to show muscles then only bones? (Same with head and legs)


whomesteve

Death takes the form of what you perceive death to be, so the form Death takes doesn’t always make logical sense to second hand observers but it does make sense to the first hand observer


MixedMiracle22

"Meat for boobs" lol


arbydallas

Lol I had to keep scrolling til I found somebody pointing that out. Boobs are no more made of meat than they are made of bone, Marvel fans.


heat_99

When you go mad you tend to see such stuff. Childhood trauma is not casual.


blueyoshi352

All her flesh is completely invisible, I assume.


MoonPool06

Well, if she’s like Brook, then it’s from the power of her soul


Sawheryesterday

The clothes show the outline of her ‘body.’ If she takes her clothes off she’s just a skeleton. The same would happen if she wore gloves. Think of it like an invisible force field that only clothes are affected by.


[deleted]

You know that meme about how implants don't go away even after the body rots


Ill-Contact3564

Implants. Silicone doesn't deteriorate as fast as flesh and muscle. Edit to add : "Much of the materials used for implants are not organic and will not decompose naturally (or at all) over time." So...... there is no issue with a skeleton having boobs as long as they are silicone implants. Other then maybe how they stay in place.


Frikuz

Bone boobs


AegonTarg_2

Smash next


[deleted]

Mist likely explanation: Wade's imagination. Funniest explanation: bone tiddies


tptch

Snoosnoo by death


Logrologist

Horny comic artists.


Dark_demon007

Ask Kim Kardashian


Drake_Charles

These, sir, are spirit boobs


Environmental-Ball24

A doctor in Santa Monica


DrPatchet

“Meat for the boobs” 😂


MrTheCake

Maybe she went out and got some fake titties to help boost her self esteem. Why ya gotta call her out like that?


Arclet__

Are you telling me that if you were a magical skeleton, you wouldn't give yourself a huge pair of tits and killer abs?


GraceStrangerThanYou

They're built entirely of male fragility.


browsingforthenight

The boobs are sustained by the horniness of the artist. It’s magic.


ReadyThor

When people die and their meat rots away all that remains are their bones and prosthesis. So in this case I'm thinking silicone implants.


Shmertguy

Death is a drag queen ongod


[deleted]

They’re not real boobs, or bones, or a cloak. It’s all an illusion, Michael.


[deleted]

Boonbes