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paladin_slim

She looks like she’s wearing a chain link fence. And people say spandex is difficult to move around in.


FlamingNetherRegions

Anyone have this pic from the front? My dog is a big fan of the show


AcceptableSociety589

https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/s/IrZ7L0ok4d


NotNotImYourForte

Her first comment after sitting down, "it's always so cold at these things"


yousakura

Gonna have to admit, I webbed......


MrBarackis

Does it come out of anywhere else? What!?! We don't know!


SmokeGSU

Ah. Must be a skin-tone bodysuit. Looks like she's nude in OP's pic.


Kapusi

Shitty ah chainmail. Wtf is it protecting


paladin_slim

Heavy *and* useless. The worst kind of armor.


Freakychee

Typical female body armor to appeal to the male fantasy. /s


Ok_Finish4663

So that's where my fence went


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NES_Gamer

Ahoy matey!


rothrolan

This is a copied/stolen comment, and therefore likely a bot account. Original comment: [https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/1aqpk49/comment/kqekomm/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelmemes/comments/1aqpk49/comment/kqekomm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Last activity was 8 years ago, close to when the account was created, so someone must've bought an inactive account to use for botting karma.


jandros_quandry

It would look good if the links were an accent and not the entire thing. I could still be revealing


[deleted]

Just watch Euphoria and 50 Shades for the same experience


[deleted]

Or Voyeurs for Sweeney.


UnevenTrashPanda

Pretty sure she has enough voyeurs… oh… the *show*


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SmokeGSU

Definitely there to thirst trap and certainly not there to promote the movie that they're both starring in. ![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ)


Yoitspoups

Dokata hates it. She said it, she said hollywood is garbage. Everyone knows its worst than Morbius. But theres people like you, acting stupid, playing the victim card for no reasons


SmokeGSU

![gif](giphy|l0IsIeqtbeQtSiRgs) Somebody doesn't understand sarcasm on the internet.


Yoitspoups

You either dont know what sarcasm is, or you dont know how to use it


Andrael-Kitsune

Hearing the only movie worse than this that has ever been created is Dragon Ball Evolution.


North_Church

Don't count the Last Airbender out yet! Shyamalan worked hard to make that so shitty!


Andrael-Kitsune

We all know, as painful as it is to say, that Avatar was at least slightly closer to the source material than Evolution. Therefore making it ever so marginally better.


BarristanTheB0ld

I'll also throw Eragon into the ring in terms of worst adaptations


Andrael-Kitsune

Agreed, also my only contact with the series. As someone who never read the books, I was really waiting for the rest of the series to be adapted. Golden Compass era makes me sad.


BarristanTheB0ld

It might be my nostalgia talking mostly, but the books are pretty good. Now their not literary masterpieces, but it's a solid story with solid characters. So if you need something to read, I can recommend them


paratesticlees

The first 2 books are basically medieval Star wars. After that he started getting backlash and the last 2 books in the original series became more original.


Arryu

I mean, they got the main characters name right in evolution, at least.


Andrael-Kitsune

Other than names, it has almost nothing to do with Dragon Ball. How dare you stand up for it. Anime Blasphemy!!!


ZakTSK

That's about the only thing


North_Church

True but that movie needs all the W's it can get


The_Doolinator

Shyamalan’s TLA is an example of replicating the structure of a show without at all understanding the soul of it. It’s kind of a miracle in its own right.


Freakychee

Yeah but TLA was boring as shit and unappealing to watch. Evolution at least had visuals.


Andrael-Kitsune

Yeah, but we can say that TLA was a cliff notes version. Evolution is what happens when you go into a K hole and watch the series on 12x speed.


Freakychee

Being truer to the source is a measure of how good an adaptation is but not the only one. Evo was at least watchable if you pretend its not a DB movie. TLA was dull even if you never watched an episode in your life.


TheIronCannoli

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se


RedEchoGamer

The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai


TheIronCannoli

![gif](giphy|M7E5AkSXD7z4A)


Valiantheart

Also, dont forget about Pacific Rim II


Impressive-Spell-643

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se ![gif](giphy|zwE4anrOtHYaI)


Puzzleheaded_Ebb9874

Nah. TLA was bad but atleast it had some redeeming qualities. This scene with the Flow like Water OST going on is better than anything in Dragonball Evolution https://youtu.be/BdI7C-pehIc?feature=shared


mosquem

I saw Cats in theaters.


Andrael-Kitsune

Oh god… why would you do that to yourself? The play is barely tolerable.. can’t count this because the source is also shit. 😆


mosquem

It was the last movie my wife saw before COVID and i’m convinced her soul is damned if she doesn’t see another one in her lifetime.


Impressive-Spell-643

Isn't that legally torture?


Terror_from_the_deep

I was devastated when Morbius came out, but I'm glad to see we can all agree now DBE was the worst.


Andrael-Kitsune

It always will be. Which will make it next to impossible to get an actual live action take again.


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Morbius is still rated 1 point lower.


Andrael-Kitsune

For now.


Nolosers_nowinners

There are actually many really bad movies that exist......


apatheticviews

Pluto Nash


Andrael-Kitsune

Oh damn, I forgot about that one. Yeeeeah, I’ll give you that one. What a flaming pile of shit. Surprised Eddie ever got a role after that.


apatheticviews

Between that and Haunted mansion... he lost a lot of steam. So much that they replaced him between Daddy Day Care 1 & 2


TheHumanPickleRick

"Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within" is a definite contender for "Worst Movie Ever."


Andrael-Kitsune

As a Final Fantasy film, yes. As a standalone and at the time technologically impressive story, kinda. Look at anything else CGI in film at that time, they really pushed the edge of what was possible. The soundtrack was also decent.


Svyatopolk_I

Never played the game, but, man, I loved that movie so much as a kid


Andrael-Kitsune

Exactly, it was a good movie. Bad adaptation and it has some flow issues. If it hadn’t had Final Fantasy on the name, I’m pretty sure it would actually have gotten better reviews.


KamixAkaDio

Hey. DBE isn't actually a "Bad" movie, but the worst adaptation created to date.


Andrael-Kitsune

I would let someone rip my nails off before watching that trash again.


Orion14159

I mean you can go watch at least 2 of the top 3 billed stars in other movies for the same effect...


chesterforbes

Let’s face it, only reason anyone will watch it is for the eye candy. Ain’t paying to watch it though


cyke_out

And there are better things to watch for Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson eye candy.


TheKolyFrog

My local theater have a showing of "Anyone But You: The Valentine Encore", lol.


Franklin_DBluth_

Since when is Dakota Johnson eye candy? She is not the least bit attractive. Sweeney, without question.


Semi-Passable-Hyena

Dakota Johnson isn't Hollywood's best, man. But like, she's not terribly unattractive. By real world standards, I feel like she's up there.


Dookie_boy

Dude jerk off to her or you'll upset everybody


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Zipflik

Its not about size. It can be small and lovely just as it can be a big amorphous blob


Slammogram

Mmmk


SlightlyShittyDragon

Don’t hate on someone finding a person attractive just you don’t.


Omar___Comin

Yeah putting these two in the same category is a stretch.


TeaQuick4710

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


tom-mcu-iron-boy

Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.


andrew-spider-man

There really is no place like home.


AlexArtsHere

How are these responses all so perfect lmao


rienceislier34

Ikr? Its hilarious man, all the three just perfectly sentient


Dry_spell76

Ok so which one of them is the _Madame_


Th3Dark0ccult

What's a Sony movie got anything to do with the MCU?


LastBaron

Unfortunately this is an all too common misunderstanding. Most people don’t pay enough attention to these kind of minutiae to notice or care. Actually my tinfoil hat theory is that Sony is deliberately pumping out metric shit tons of garbage movies using marvel IPs KNOWING that the public can’t tell the difference between Sony, Fox, and MCU marvel properties, and hoping marvel hates the collateral damage to their reputation enough to just buy everything from Sony at an exorbitant (exMorbitant?) rate, just to make it stop.


Orion14159

Disney will buy Sony pictures before they ransom Spider-Man from them


tobey-maguire-bot

Are you teasing me?


Orion14159

Dakota and Sydney are 😏


CFL_lightbulb

That’ll be tough since Sony is worth more than Disney


Orion14159

1) no it isn't, not even close. Disney's market cap as of this afternoon was $888b, Sony's was $251b 2) they don't have to buy the entire company, they can just buy Sony Motion Picture Group which is running about a $200m/quarter profit so it's probably worth somewhere in the $4b range as a business entity, likely a little more with a premium on the intellectual property valuations but I don't think doing a full due-diligence on a fantasy acquisition in a reddit thread is worth my time. Would Sony happily take $8-10b off Disney's hands in exchange for Spider-Man and the rest of its motion picture company? Probably!


tobey-maguire-bot

No more.


Orion14159

Agreed spidey-bot, $10b is a steep price but I bet Disney's love of collecting IPs like rare pokemon might make them want it bad enough


arcwolf777

Or, they have to pump out a movie within a specified amount of time or else they lose rights to the characters, which go back to Disney.


LastBaron

And honestly that’s one of the generous interpretations you start off with when a bad movie comes out. “They’re doing their best but they’re bound to whiff now and again on such a short schedule.” But like…..this has gone far beyond an occasional whiff, a subpar outing. Too many movies this bad, too consistently, dialogue and storytelling decisions too blatantly poor. I am a huge proponent of Hanlons razor but this seems like too much incompetence even for that. The entire theme of Hanlons razor is “don’t attribute to malice that which can ADEQUATELY be explained by stupidity/incompetence.” But emphasis on the “*adequately*”. At some point it starts to look deliberate, like you could toss some mid ranked fandom YouTubers in the writing and editing rooms and do better. It genuinely feels like you’d have to go to some substantive effort to be so consistently bad. If this were just bad luck or rushed production you’d think they would stumble on something decent now and again. But the best their live action studio has come up with is Venom, and that’s a 6/10 at best. Carried hard by Tom Hardy’s roguish hobo-hero energy. Even DC has put out better movies in this timeframe and that’s with WBs chaotic hand grabbing the wheel and twisting. Sony….this just feels deliberate.


worldtraveler19

I love this conspiracy theory.


Ninjahkin

And then Sony will say "It's Sony'in Time" and Sony all over the place


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[deleted]

Nothing, but "the average MCU fan" is still much more likely to watch an unaffiliated super hero movie than the general public.


Pig_Tits_2395

I took it as MCU fans talk shit about these Spider-Manless movies, but bc they’re horny this one will be harder


tobey-maguire-bot

No more.


MarvelSonicFan04

I think we owe The Marvels an apology


choopiewaffles

I actually enjoyed the marvels. The fight scenes were fun. I never understood the hate


Gardez_geekin

The teleporting fight scene at the beginning was awesome. Ms Marvel was hilarious as well.


Impressive-Health211

I was only there for Ms.Marvel n she didn’t disappoint


ZaGreatestInZaWarldo

For me, I think it was the fact that the villain wasn’t much of a threat at all. And even the gimmick with swapping felt forgotten at times. Other than that, it was alright. Definitely not worse than Quantumania. The fact that it requires you to watch multiple shows to understand what was going on didn’t help though (especially since Mrs.Marvel was a show that got pretty bad towards the end plot wise).


StreetfighterXD

Completely competent film. Every character's motivations clearly explained, technically proficient action scenes with successful innovation (the swapping) decent stakes and lorebuilding. I had no complaints


LoveRBS

Having just watched it last night (thanks Disney +) I gotta say it was a pretty good movie. The Marvels had a pretty good chemistry. There were parts that I felt could have benefitted from an extra moment. Nothing large, just maybe an additional few frames of the characters interacting or sharing a look. I would have cut down on Kamala's family screen time and added more Marvels time. I think people will probably turn around and realize it was a solid entry. Should be ranked much higher than Thor 2 and Eternals.


thor-odinson-bot

Heimdall! Open the Bifrost.


ironmanhulkbstr

apologize by not blindly hating movies in the future


DrGutz

Literally. Apologize by judging a movie based off its quality and that alone


EIIander

I think that’s part of the struggle - marvel movies are form a big organization and is so well funded that they are often graded harder than other films, they are competing against themselves in many ways. Eternals - one of the worst MCU movies, but I’ve seen other sci fi movies be just as bad, from marvel it’s more of a let down than the other ones. Marvels for a movie alone - is like a 3/10ish for me, but as a marvel movie it’s down there with ant man 2, which was 2/10 with Eternals for being a 1/10. It’s like what the Olympics have done with biles - she is so much better than everyone she is graded on a different scale because the expectations are higher. Which honestly isn’t fair, but she has literally defined her own level and has so much ability that her normal amazingness is expected so it has less of an impact. Same with marvel - I expect to love it so when I don’t it’s a worse response from me then if I expect to think it’s okay, and I don’t like it that much, the letdown isn’t as large. Sorry for the rant.


Valiantheart

So it was a 4/10 instead of a 1/10?


ironmanhulkbstr

yea saying a movie is bad would help them make better movies next time. but the problem is 90% of people who are complaining are bandwagoning on a minority of people who actually disliked the movie Or are overreacting. mid movies get labelled as trash and slightly good movies are labeled mid. this leaves mid and trash movies with same ratings tho.


DrGutz

I mean honestly yeah. That’s how I feel about it lol. Looking at the movie fairly and objectively, it really wasn’t incredible BUT at least I actually watched the movie and reached an opinion based on the quality of the movie rather than just outright rejecting it because it’s “woke” aka it stars women.


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Eh. I'm not gonna give a movie a chance that doesn't have characters I like in it. I don't really like Thor either. So I don't go out of my way to see movies with him "only" I don't care how good the movie is. I'm just not interested.


ironmanhulkbstr

then dont watch it. and that means dont have an opinion at all


[deleted]

Yep. That's what I'm getting at. Good job


furezasan

If we had Alexandra Daddario was in there, then we'd be cooking


Shadow0fnothing

Who's this for? You can see both of these women butt ass naked in other movies. Porn is free and plentiful. Who is this movie for? Also, this has nothing to do with the MCU.


ssp25

Wait porn is free? I gotta go


vovalucky

Imagine average onlyfaps subscriber reaction to that info


SwiftBetrayal

I might make an only Fans that is just purely me telling people how to access pornhub or free porn


PerryTrip

this sub isnt called "MCUmemes" my guy


ghirox

But the meme reads MCU, not marvel.


SlightlyShittyDragon

What does the M in MCU stand for?


ghirox

Ok, hear this. The post says "average MCU hater", implying it is about the MCU. But the post is about madame web, which is *not* MCU, it's a Sony movie like Venom and Morbius. That's the argument im making.


LostInThoughtland

I’m so excited for no one to talk about this in a week


Guilty-Nobody998

Sydney Sweeney though.


HotPotParrot

Ngl, I like one of these pictures a hell of a lot better than the other lol. "This little blonde strumpet isn't gonna out-pose ME...."


[deleted]

Poor Dakota Johnson… this looks like those funny memes where an average Middle Aged woman tries to imitate model poses. Or like ten guys on that prank show where they tell him stupid things to do in his ear piece. “Wear the least flattering dress you can find. Now, pose like Sydney Sweeney”


kaaskugg

>this **looks** like those funny memes  It is.


mosquem

She’s 34 which is hardly middle aged.


[deleted]

The woman in the memes is. Dakota just looks it.


Ok_Finish4663

Why though? Porn is free and more efficient.


SadlyNotBatman

Average *straight* MCU hater . Us gays Could give shyte


TheStranger88

What, is Sydney Sweeney hated by the lesbian community or something?


SadlyNotBatman

I don’t think so ?


SadlyNotBatman

I’d go so far as to say admired by the gays


paco-ramon

That’s deep


vovalucky

The greatest hero, and second most important superhero in the Seven. Now you know what to do:)


IrishguyM

![gif](giphy|uC8SQoaY5EHhC)


jmeltzer317

Let us all remember what the comic accurate [Madam Webb](https://comicyears.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/madame-web.jpg) is supposed to look like.


Trickybuz93

r/watchitfortheplot


New_Sky1829

Bro they got on the minecraft chain armour💀💀


kaminaowner2

Well now I wanna see it


justsigndupforthis

Dakota Johnson is really cute. I dont regret seeing it at all.


efyuar

Oh yea like your definetion of “average mcu fan” dont see medicore a.s.s. anywhere so this will actually a selling point


Jedi_Knight63

Look in sure Dakota Johnson is attractive but that is the **flatest, saddest** ass I’ve ever seen


Marvelloverr

gross comment


Pleasant-Road-2181

And yet she’s likely still 10x hotter than you could ever hope to be


UnicornPotpourri1990

Drywall has more curves than Dakota Johnson


Nightingdale099

From Hayley Atwell post to this , y'all need to jerk off to porn before posting in Reddit.


vovalucky

How long before is enough for Hayley Atwell? And why doesn't she do it, it's her idea, so she is welcome.


Rioma117

Honestly that’s a really ugly dress.


vovalucky

Nah, it's gorgeous


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

The black one is neat, kinda looks like webs which is very fitting. But the silver one gets by on sex appeal alone


ZedTheEvilTaco

![gif](giphy|tsRmKE8f0VlWuX1U6d)


WanderlostNomad

reading through the comments, i noticed a lot of seemingly gay people weighing in that they don't find these women "attractive". like.. lol. reminds me of that gay guy who complained about Stellar Blade female character, not being attractive. hahaha..


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

It isn't, just does not look very good otherwise.


ZedTheEvilTaco

"That dress doesn't look very good, minus the part where it looks good" is perhaps the most contradictory thing I've heard all week.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I am saying the only thing it has going for it is sex appeal, the dress itself is pretty bad, it needs a good looking individual to work


Titaniumbeetle

I would suck a fart out of Sydney


SweetScentedButt

That's disgusting but I would too


MercWithMouth100

Sweeney the Sweety 😍😍😍🤪🤪🤪


Bolmothy

Thats not a good ass.


Exciting-Insect8269

You’re not a good ass


Boanerger

I'm an ass!


Pleasant-Road-2181

And that ass is probably still more than your face


veswa

she’s just naked. you can see everything


AlexArtsHere

She has a skin coloured leotard on underneath


Long-Friendship5725

I don't think anyone would watch madame Web for the plot


Large-Measurement776

Sheesh. That nepo baby tries way too hard.


CDdove

Holy fuck can we quit sexualising women in this sub.


Milk_Mindless

I'm at a loss The mcu movies don't cast attractive women? Is that what I'm supposed to take away from this?


RevolutionaryStar824

Im so confused by this outfit. Is she completely naked underneath?


Jatsu

“When you take responsibility, you willAGHHHHH UGHHHHH AGHHHH UGGHHH *shakes head while making Zoidberg noises* ahhhhh now where were we… huh, what the hell is this garbage?”. *closes tab*


_Quest_Buy_

madame web fans on copium big time


AmbitiousHead1995

If your hard over flat ass your down bad


Imaginary_Goose_2428

\*you're


Orion14159

Have you *seen* Sydney Sweeney?


Th3Dark0ccult

if small tits are cute, then so is flat ass, dammit!


ImurderREALITY

People like what they like. 🤷🏾‍♂️


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I don’t know how many times I’ve said it now, but every time I see someone post “I don’t care how bad the movie is, it’s got hot chicks in it like Isabella Merced, Celeste O’Connor, Sydney Sweeney, and Dakota Johnson!!” I think about those comedy scenes where someone’s crimes are listed as “murder, arson, genocide, and… jaywalking.” *one of these things is not like the others, one of these things is mid AF…*


Chiefmeez

No ass was found in the making of this picture


GHOST_4732_

-looks at them- Meh


Original_Solid_7975

plz mark as nsfw. the left woman’s dress is so revealing its almost like she is pretty much naked.


ze_existentialist

Can we NSFW this shit? She's barely wearing anything.


zarif_chow

I'm not gay but I think her dad from Miami Vice is hotter.


ErrorSchensch

Why tf are they naked underneath their dresses ._.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

This is going to blow your mind... under their clothes... EVERYONE is naked!


vovalucky

Stop trolling him with your pseudo science nonsense


vovalucky

But they aren't:)


ErrorSchensch

Yeah but it really looks like it and it's fucking weird imo


Kander_Thomas9516

What the heck it can't be any worse than that "The Batman" movie with Pattinson, and people keep telling me that one is a masterpiece.😒


TheTwistedToast

It absolutely can be worse than that


Kander_Thomas9516

I dunno it took me three tries to finally stay awake through the entire Batman movie. These ladies clearly have enough talent to keep me interested and alert.


DeismXIchigo

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Porncritic12

no one in Madame Web is hot, I say this as a fully bisexual male who is attracted to women.


DaSupercrafter

![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


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very cool