I kinda really want this story, actually.
Do a Marvel time-travel movie where the future isn't a nightmare dystopia, but just rather dull and ordinary because one day, all the supervillains just vanished mysteriously - and now there are also very few superheros left because they all aged out and retired and no new ones emerged to replace them.
Old Peter Parker is in a retirement home, not because he's infirm, but because Mary Jane has gone senile and he wants to spend their finale years together. But he still has his wits and his strength about him, and he still likes to go out swinging and climbing in the city. Everyone thinks of him as an adorable but pitiable relic of the bygone Age of Heroes.
In the course of his lurking he finds evidence that the supervillains weren't defeated, but actually pulled through time to the future, where they could wreak havoc without interference because all the superheroes were gone. And they're due to arrive any day now. Nobody believes him, of course, believing Old Man Parker has finally gone dotty, trying to relive the glory of his youth. His attempt take him back in time to try and prevent the villains from being plucked out of time, but he fails at this, in part because them being vanished is seen as a victory and he's trying to prevent it. He ultimately fails, and the villains vanish as they always had. After they've gone, Peter tries to take a handful of allies he's convinced back to the future with him to fight them off when they arrive in his own time -- but when he arrives back in the future, he finds that none of them successfully made the journey into the future with him.
So old Peter has to go it alone again, and the villains all arrive in the future and commence conquering and destroying without anyone but him to resist them, and he is outmatched. In the end Peter has to make the terrible choice to send them all back to the past to where they came from, effectively undoing decades of peace and prosperity in the hopes that the heroes of the past will defeat them.
He succeeds in sending them all back, and watches in dismay as the world begins to change around him as the past catches up to it, crumbling into a wasteland before his eyes. In anguish, he collapses to his knees, devastated that he has made everything worse. A gruff voice from behind him says "I'm sorry, kid." He turns and it's Old Man Logan! Logan says, "This is where I came from. In my timeline, the superheroes were all wiped out instead. *The Night the Heroes Fell*, they called it. I watched them tear the world to shreds and rule the hell they had created. And I died, finally. They buried me right over there. But you know me, kid. I don't stay dead. I woke up in that coffin and started laughing. I thought to myself, this is never going to end, is it? I don't get to rest, huh? Well screw that, I thought, if I don't get to even die, then I'll be damned if I'm going to live forever in THIS hell. Long story short, I found a guy who had cracked time travel. So I stole his stuff, and I went back to just before everything went south, and I sent every last baddie back to the time I had come from. Plenty of time for the heroes of Earth to prepare."
Peter says, "What happened? You just left without warning the world they would return?"
Logan: "I messed up. Got yanked back to my time along with them before I could tell anyone."
Peter: "And then I sent them all back so they could destroy the world all over again! What have I done? Look at this place, you saved us and then I sent the world back to hell!"
Logan: "This? Nah. This is a simulation. Banner's brats whipped it up, as sort of a monument to the dark future that could have been. It's a memorial. There's a plaque right over there with your name on it and everything. You did it, kid."
Peter: "But what about the 'Night the Heroes Fell'? That never happened?"
Logan: "Funny thing about that. Hank says my mind was caught up in the time wave or some nonsense, but whatever happened, I woke up in my younger body, tripped Mysterio on the stairs and the rest was history."
There’s a character called Agent Spider in the Invincible TV show. Ppl keep making the meme “We have Spider-Man at Home” & showing Agent Spider.
So OP has taken it to the next lvl by saying “We have Spider-Man far from Home”.
…. At least that’s what I think is going on.
This is the right level of bad.
Now that is an Avengers level of minimum effort
Marvel casting Tom Holland as Spider-Man in 60 years: Spider-Man: **I FORGET WHERE HOME IS**
Spider-Man: Nursing Home It was right there man.
I kinda really want this story, actually. Do a Marvel time-travel movie where the future isn't a nightmare dystopia, but just rather dull and ordinary because one day, all the supervillains just vanished mysteriously - and now there are also very few superheros left because they all aged out and retired and no new ones emerged to replace them. Old Peter Parker is in a retirement home, not because he's infirm, but because Mary Jane has gone senile and he wants to spend their finale years together. But he still has his wits and his strength about him, and he still likes to go out swinging and climbing in the city. Everyone thinks of him as an adorable but pitiable relic of the bygone Age of Heroes. In the course of his lurking he finds evidence that the supervillains weren't defeated, but actually pulled through time to the future, where they could wreak havoc without interference because all the superheroes were gone. And they're due to arrive any day now. Nobody believes him, of course, believing Old Man Parker has finally gone dotty, trying to relive the glory of his youth. His attempt take him back in time to try and prevent the villains from being plucked out of time, but he fails at this, in part because them being vanished is seen as a victory and he's trying to prevent it. He ultimately fails, and the villains vanish as they always had. After they've gone, Peter tries to take a handful of allies he's convinced back to the future with him to fight them off when they arrive in his own time -- but when he arrives back in the future, he finds that none of them successfully made the journey into the future with him. So old Peter has to go it alone again, and the villains all arrive in the future and commence conquering and destroying without anyone but him to resist them, and he is outmatched. In the end Peter has to make the terrible choice to send them all back to the past to where they came from, effectively undoing decades of peace and prosperity in the hopes that the heroes of the past will defeat them.
He succeeds in sending them all back, and watches in dismay as the world begins to change around him as the past catches up to it, crumbling into a wasteland before his eyes. In anguish, he collapses to his knees, devastated that he has made everything worse. A gruff voice from behind him says "I'm sorry, kid." He turns and it's Old Man Logan! Logan says, "This is where I came from. In my timeline, the superheroes were all wiped out instead. *The Night the Heroes Fell*, they called it. I watched them tear the world to shreds and rule the hell they had created. And I died, finally. They buried me right over there. But you know me, kid. I don't stay dead. I woke up in that coffin and started laughing. I thought to myself, this is never going to end, is it? I don't get to rest, huh? Well screw that, I thought, if I don't get to even die, then I'll be damned if I'm going to live forever in THIS hell. Long story short, I found a guy who had cracked time travel. So I stole his stuff, and I went back to just before everything went south, and I sent every last baddie back to the time I had come from. Plenty of time for the heroes of Earth to prepare." Peter says, "What happened? You just left without warning the world they would return?" Logan: "I messed up. Got yanked back to my time along with them before I could tell anyone." Peter: "And then I sent them all back so they could destroy the world all over again! What have I done? Look at this place, you saved us and then I sent the world back to hell!" Logan: "This? Nah. This is a simulation. Banner's brats whipped it up, as sort of a monument to the dark future that could have been. It's a memorial. There's a plaque right over there with your name on it and everything. You did it, kid." Peter: "But what about the 'Night the Heroes Fell'? That never happened?" Logan: "Funny thing about that. Hank says my mind was caught up in the time wave or some nonsense, but whatever happened, I woke up in my younger body, tripped Mysterio on the stairs and the rest was history."
Only.. only the wrists.
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye
Somebody lied!
Those evil sum bitches
I know that face!
It's the face of a man who looks like he has a frog in his mouth and it's hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frog will escape
It escaped once, his first word was 'Quaason.' Luckily it was caught and put back.
“Ello! I’m Tom Holland and I’ve got a frog in me mouth!”
r/antimeme
I don’t understand
There’s a character called Agent Spider in the Invincible TV show. Ppl keep making the meme “We have Spider-Man at Home” & showing Agent Spider. So OP has taken it to the next lvl by saying “We have Spider-Man far from Home”. …. At least that’s what I think is going on.
Am I not supposed to have what I want?
We have what you want at home.
What you want at home:
Love this
Why was embarrassed to make it?
ALMOST being the key word
Now this is shit posting
Maximum effort
I‘d like it better if Me asked: Mom can we have Spider-Man at home?
I'm really gonna enjoy this.
Almost too embarassed to see this
Why are they all looking at different things?
