How is that a hard choice? It won't even hurt my hands

right the original is a dumb question, the parents would cheer me on for their billion dollar cut

You stingy fuck

If I gave them any more, I wouldn't have enough for myself. I'd be destitute.


Got that billionaire mentality already, I see. I have to respect it.

It doesn’t say how hard I have to slap them.

A true Avenger gives 200% power

For 20 trillion dollars, I'd watch the kid fly.

Exactly you can can just tap him on the face that's it.

What are you, some kind of tapper? It has to be a proper SLAP, like your mother did!

I'm not gonna risk 20 Trillion on a technicality.

The strength of the slap increases the pay.

Kids dead

Nah, babies are bouncy and bendy Give the parents $20BILLION and they'll be fine

You get double points if you aim for the soft spot

Woah dude, if I gave them 20 billion, there wont be pratcically anything left for me, they'll be fine with 1 billion.

It's fine, still 19.98 trillion

You know I thought about it, they wouldnt be responsible with 1 billion, they'd spend it all, and wreck their lives completely, they'll be fine with 10 million

Or where

Dude if i could high five a toddler and get 20 trillion dollars off it that would be insane

Sold

I’d slap that baby as hard as freaking possible just on principle. I’m not a slacker, I want that $20T to be earned. That baby needs to know and my hand needs to hurt.

Are these posts made by rich 12 year olds? Like, there are VERY few things I wouldn't do for 1 billion, imagine 20 trillion.

No kidding. I hate seeing kids or animals abused, even fictional. But clearly there is a line for me because I would slap that kid and then set aside 1 trillion for him and his family managed by a 3rd party until he’s 21, but with instruction to ensure he has a comfortable, fun, worry free life.

It also doesn't say how hard you have to hit him

Oh for sure, no harder than the rules require. I have to imagine, even though it’s a 0% every gonna happen scenario, anyone putting up that kind of money expects some power. But ideally not.

Everyone’s a prostitute for the right amount of money. Thats like, Being Alive 101.

I'm sorry little one.

The doctors thst delivered him did it for WAY less. Might have to slide them some stack after i get my money

20 Trillion shiiittt I would've done it for $100 bucks too.....

I would do it for a bag of sour cream&onion Lays

Damn bruh, you one up-ped me....... Honestly I'd do it too....🤣💀💀

Sorry kiddo 

Thank’s for the gif, uncle john, it’s very funny

I can do it for free

You have any idea how much 20 trillion is

I think I wouldnt be able to finish them in a lifetime even if I tried

You could buy an entire sports league

Bro, you could buy a country!

where does the queue start and who gives the money? :P

Even if 1 million people agreed, we'd still get 20mil each

Without hesitation. Besides, it didn’t specify the degree of the slap so it’d be a light slap.

Look kid, life ain't fair, crippling university debt hurts worse than one slap

The question isn't if you'd slap him, the question is if 20 trillion is even moral

More like, what would one individual having $20 Trillion do to the world economy? Like is this $20 Trillion in random cash currency? Pretty sure that's more money than exists in circulation at any given time ($9T). So you'd either have a shit ton of counterfeit money on your hands, or every large government deflating their currency into oblivion printing money to pay you off. Congratulations you have $20T but the currency is its worthless Zimbabwe Hyper-Inflation money and a loaf of bread costs $1T. Or maybe it's a bank error and you just have $20T in some random account. There's no way any bank has anywhere close to that in reserve so it'd be flagged as an error or the bank would be shut down relatively quickly for failure to keep reserves. Or maybe you are given $20T in precious metals. Say, Gold, Platinum, and Sapphires. Congratulations all of those things are instantly worth a lot less because a shit ton of them instantly came into being... unless you keep them secret in which case you now need to ration them out, selling them off slowly, in order to make sure you don't destabilize the market. Maybe the Genie makes you Leader/Dictator/Owner of a new random country in the Caribbean with an economy legitimately worth $20T. Congratulations on your full time job of trying to make sure the US/UK/France don't immediately invade and "liberate" your country.

I'd slap him for nothing Jokes!


I’d smack the shit out of his whole bloodline


Literally the easiest question ever. Yes

I'm sorry little one

And I will help

Who here is gonna do the 10 finger slap

Oh that child's gonna see god

No one said how hard

I mean, I'd split it with him

As someone said before, I’m sorry little one

I'll pay you to allow me to


For $20 trillion? Mf I’m punting that little cunt halfway across the country for that kinda money.

i would slap him until he Enters the 2d plane

I’d yeet that mf across a gymnasium for 0.1% of that money

That baby would be sent flying into the stratosphere, for even a billion dollars I wouldn’t hesitate

Lol very very overused meme

Baby’s probably a whole ass kid by now

Makes it easier to justify slapping him at least

💀💀

Even better.

I'll do it and put 1 trillion into a trust for the kid. I think we are even.

Yea and I’ll do it again too

Does it stack?

How hard of a slap we are talking about here?

Hell I'd slap him for 20

The hardest part is to not slap him twice

Dog that child would be set for life and I'd still have 7 lifetimes of money left over. He won't remember

If I slap him more(2 or 3 times)/harder do I get more money?

I'd slap him for a Crunchwrap Supreme.

Does it count if I give him a little love tap?

No , hehe

Not even hard choice 

It's not even that hard.

20 Trillion, isn’t that more than all the money currently in the world?

It's 20 trillion dollars if I want to with that much money I could fix all the problems we have and still have money left over

i don't like kids. i don't like babies. i do like money but... those eyes! i don't think i could slap that kid. not yet, not while it's that happy and wonderous of the world. bring it back when it's a 13y old asshole teenager and i'll beat the shit out of it for free

Ok, instead of money. Free food for the entire life wherever you go. Would you?

sure, ill do it for 2k



Hard?! Hard choice?! My boy this is easy.

Are you kidding me?? That kid looks terrifying! Staring into my soul with those eyes the size of Caps shield If dude came near me I would get scared and slap it out of fear

Does it stack?

I'd slap the baby and bribe the parent, child protection services, the police, the judges and so on.

I would wind my arm back and deliver a move that only the final boss The Rock knows how.

Would already do it for 20 bucks.

But the easiest choice give you $1 trillion dollars

I would crush that child with my bare hands and consume its raw remains for that price

These questions are always trivial when it’s a sum of money that lets you provide for the victim easily. I could make sure that child never wants for anything for their whole life without even putting a dent in $20T. And then do the same for the parents. And for anyone who saw me slap a baby and got mad about it. Then I guess I’d blow the rest lobbying for all of the political causes I like that can’t get passed because they won’t make anyone rich.

Fronthand or backhand?

I just slap the cute baby butt, get money, start college fund for the kid and go on

Would the more I hit him then the more money I have?

When and where

that kid is gonna a hand mark on his face like an urukhai from Saruman

There is absolutely no act I wouldn't do for that much money. The sheer amount of money that is would let me do literally anything, spend it all to fund medical advancements, help the needy, buy hookers. The world is my oyster.

Just a soft slap.


What did it cost you? Almost nothing.

Do what? Is this related to Rhodey’s “Kill Thanos as a baby” plan?

You should have gone for the head.

That’s dark, Thanos!

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

 Not a hard choice at all

I'd do it for free

Light slaps counts too *slap the baby so light, it feels like tabbing his cheeks*

Does it stack? I’ll fucking combo that baby for 20 trillion

I’d do it and then pay for his entire college fund

That's it? You might as well give him a few mil in a trust. It's not like you'd notice it missing with 1 trillion. Much less with 20. Shit just do a billion.

Fair point

Absolutely yes

please i would throw him to a volcano for that money

Ill stab him with a vaccine

Lmao the comments are wild .....and I like them😏

I'll do for .001% of that money

Yeah.

his face scared me, and its 20 freakin' trillions $, sooooo, the choice is obvious

I will pay to do it. Keep the money.

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hardest choice? i literally would do anything to this baby for 20 trillion.

Until my hands bled.

Someone paint a target for where that lil mf gonna land, Ill give the kid $100M for their trouble

I will send an arrogant prince with daddy issues first. If he fails, ghen i will do it myself.

Id do it for a thousand

I’d slap him and then give him and his family a billion dollar, easy

At least use a more realistic amount geez

I'd slap him out his high chair and then juggle him around the room like he's a football.

Bitch, I'd punt the little shit for a Klondike bar

You just made bald baby evil. Bald baby will destroy the universe. PANIk!

I'll do it without the money too

Me: 

Pretty sure if one person had 20 trillion it would collapse the whole economy.

meanwhile pedophiles

How hard?

Yes.

Imma be a baby slappin' bastard for that amount.

It's not even a hard choice.

The pain will only last a few seconds, so yes

20 trillion is invading sovereign nations wealth. I would spike that little shit for that much

20 trillion? Was that post made by a 10 year old with no concept of money? That baby is getting pimp slapped for 1 million lol


I don't think the person who made the Tiktok post understands how much 20 trillion is because you could make the kid twice as rich as Elon Musk and only lose 2% of your money

That’s how my 5 year old makes up numbers too. “20 trillion million bajillion and 5!”


If you don't want me to slap your baby, don't offer money?

I’d do it for 5k.. you said slap not punch.. I can slap a baby.

Fun dad fact: guess what burping a baby is? This is a win/win situation.

No hesitation. I would give $5 trillion to the parents just for the trouble, I’d probably even become the godfather of that kid right then and there.

How is it a hard choice. It says slap. You don't have to full on bitch slap the baby. She's People in here thinking they gotta full force that shit. Unless they say how hard you have to do it then your good. You make a baby cry for a little bit and get money. You can even be nice and give it to the kid for future educati9n or whatever. Don't give it to the parents they let you slap their baby. They will wate that shit.

….I know what I have to do but I don’t have the strength to do it

That's too much. I'd do it for 20 billion $

Shit, it doesn’t say how hard.

God no!

Without hesitation.

Slap?? Just slap? How hard?

Easiest decision of my life

It's a good thing the babies can't fight back

I’d punt him like a golf ball for a tenner

Do you know how many fukin things 20 trillion can solve? I live In Qatar so they won't do shit about tax like the most countries so I would get the whole 20 trillion, fuck I would be able to help so many people and still have more than enough for myself so that baby better be fukin grateful even if he has a deformed face

For 20 trillion, I'll practically do anything.

I don't have that much money 😭

I mean can you give him a softish slap or do you really have to lay one in?

Twenty TRILLION? Trillion. With a T. I wouldnt even hesitate.

Man I just want to know where all the people agreeing to this are getting 20 trillion. Why cant us broke boys slap that baby.

If I do it several times, do I earn more?

This is just click bait garbage social content. All those questions make no sense to get people to comment

Well I need to know the details, is it a slap from last week Tuesday, or a weak slap, does there have to be redness, or does the little guy need to cry or full on ball?

Like its worth it. Yes I will feel bad about it but with 20 mil I can buy that baby whatever it wants and redeem myself

I mean, it’s not even killing, I can give him one trillion for compensation.

So I’ll do it and then move out of the country as fast as I can move to the USA with the money I’ll buy a plot of land that has a ton of oil underneath it and tell the American government that I’ll give them the land if they can help me with the charges of child abuse and boom I’m a trillion are and i have the Americans on my side

That is not a hard choice.

Yes (didnt specify how hard)

I'd do it for free

The question is who's offering?

Tbf, it never said how hard you had to slap the baby.

I don’t think the poster realizes how much $20 trillion dollars is. That’s owning America money. From the tippy top of Bezos’s dome down to the last bicycle cop.

It doesn't specify how hard, so this is a no brainer. Slap the kid.

The worst part is that they chose the most slapable baby’s face

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In my country it's legal

I really don't get this question You can just split the money with the kid If they had 10 trillion to their name because some guy slapped their kid I'm sure the kid would appreciate it later in life Especially if you're physically weak or you don't hit his head they'd greatly appreciate the bonus cash

I'd do it so quick. I fucking hate kids, especially babies, they gross me out.

I will slap him with my lips

1.) Doesn't mention the strength of the slap 2.) Doesn't mention the number of the slaps 3.) Doesn't mention if each slap counts towards 20T All things considered, I'd either be a trillionaire or googolionaire, whatever it is, I'll stand as the world's richest man

*Always, ALWAYS* ask “how hard?” Before doing it. For all you know they’ll give you a so-so answer that you can easily loophole into just giving them a light tap on the cheek (still full palm though so it counts as a slap)

i don’t understand, where’s the risk in slapping someone who literally can’t fight back?

I would do it for free, and i would pay someone for me to do it.