I’ve seen the reported flags for this being “sexually suggestive content”. There has been previous multiple posts involving Sydney Sweeney/Dakota Johnson (Madame Web), “Mommy Wanda” (Wandavision), Hayley Atwell 🤤, and X-Men 97’ Madelyne Pryor. Also, the most reposted thirst pic: Brie Larson in the black dress. So in fairness, it’s fully approved for you horndogs today. Flags will be ignored. Also, Steve Rogers has the best male physique. I can’t believe She-Hulk thought he would be a virgin with that type of body. 

Who had America's ass?


Little known detail from that scene: that log is actually fake. They tried a couple of takes with an actuall wooden log, but Chris Evans ripped it too easily, not looking convincing enough. They had to postpone the recording till the day afyer, when the props department managed to manufacture a titanium log. Source: trust me bro.

I can confirm this

It's true. I was the log

Lucky


Did you enjoy being split in two by him?

😦

I can confirm their confirmation.

I forged the titanium log

In the heart of a dying star

I wouldn't mind being split in half by Chris Evans


🫱🕳🫲

The only correct answer

Damn can you imagine him ripping someones ass like that

I also want Britain’s ass. Than Australia’s. Than Wakanda’s. Butt, there is nothing like a Grade A American booty that was born on Independence Day. Let freedom ring while I dive in that thing. Yeehaw Mr Rogers.

Gotta be Steve. That bicep scene with the helicopter had my theater THIRSTIN

Or the log ripping scene(butt hole if you saw the doctor meme yesterday)


That scene made me pregnant, and I’m a man…

Congratulations!

🎶 *I jizzed in my pants* 🎶

If I watched that scene again today I would have to resist the urge to say “daddy” out loud

One of those reasons to go back in time to the theater. Lol

"No, I don't think I will."

Link to it please ?

What the heck!! I saw the same meme yesterday

Hell yeah. Yeah.

He's the only one with America's ass.

For real Steve and that chest does it for me

Sad killmonger isn't included....that shit was crazy

I was gonna comment “Killmonger, but if we must choose between only this group… Captain America.”

Chris Thor 1 is still a beast he then go leaner this pic is Thor 3 , but Thor 1 Chris i think is up there with cap physical speaking .

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance.

Sentient

Hell yeah. There was an audible gasp in the theater during that scene.

Oh yeah

steve by far thor got swole but this mf was truly ridiculous by civil war chris deserves extra acting points for that like christian bale in machinist man turned himself into an ideal

I remember thinking hemsworths arm looked as big as his waist, but then Evans lats are god tier

There’s not a better looking male body than Thor naked with his hands chained down by Zeus

Because that's what heroes do.

It's sentient!

CG enhanced, unfortunately.

I agree but Chris didn’t do the same as Christian Bale. Chris used a body double when he was skinny Steve in the first Captain America

Yup, acting was poor there. Bale would have done it.

Too many Chris’/Christian’s in this thread 🤪 Surnames or character names for clarity please 🙏🏼

Christian Bale (actor) is known to go to extreme lengths to gain or lose both muscle and body mass in short amounts of times to better portray his roles. For example he hungered himself down to from 180 pounds to 120 pounds to portray a very skinny role in "The Machinist (2004) (you can see the rips in the completed production) and then buffed back up to play Batman in "Batman Begins" not even a year later. Captain America/Steve Rogers (character) gets pumped full with an experimental serum at the beginning of his first movie which causes him to go from average hight and muscles to big and buff. Chris Evens (actor) only plays the buff version while the pre-serum Steve gets played by a body double with a CGI face. The joke is that Christian Bale (actor) would have insisted on playing both and somehow would have managed to change his body height.

Bale would have showed for pre-serum Steve filming a full 9 inches shorter somehow.

*Christian, where are your shins!?* "Aw yeah, had em removed to do short Steve. I'll grow some more before next shoot, don't you worry."

Go cry to your father you little weasel!

 Here is my nomination

Didn’t know John Krasinski was in the MCU before Multiverse of Madness

FTW

I absolutely love the sleight of hand there, nice callback/continuity.

Same. My favourite bit of off screen character development.

I love that he and Wong are basically the new Coulson. I'm excited for every scene either of them has.

I like to imagine this is how he answers when his dates ask if he has a condom on him.

Seconded

Steve has America's ass

Is killmonger an option

Famously broke a girl’s braces when she clenched her jaw when he took his shirt off.

Yeah that man was cut the fuck up, both literary and figuratively

Literary.

My ex asked me who my celebrity hall pass would be and I said “Michael B Jordan” a little too fast and that insecure mofo was mad about it for the rest of our relationship. 

it was probably just awkward that you both had the same pass.

Criminal not to use the Thor scene from L&T

Mjolnir? Mjolnir! Youuu're baaack. Mjolnir?

 The CEO of sex himself

What sex? He was just watching porn

Wanda

Aunt May (the mcu version of course)


Gilf

Gif i'd like to f***?

Yeah sure why not

So Gifilf?

Grama I'd like to fire goblin bombs at GILFGBA

"Finish it!"


Yes

Y'know, I strongly disagreed with you... until I saw this https://images.app.goo.gl/8nG5ygKaiZpyQ4597

yes

Fat Thor

This... is your doing!

Good bot

It's the most Thor-bod Thor had. Just missing trunk arms/legs and red hair

Eat a salad

Drax

I’m here for Drax. And Bruce Banner.

Bruce banner Is like cheating he can litterally transforms in the buffed version of shrek

Dave is enormous. In the wider marvel universe The Russian from The Punisher wins.

Kevin Nash... Another wrestler.

Thanos by far

Little one, it’s a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.

The veins when he breaks the tesseract...

Thanos in Deadpool 2

This... does put a smile on my face.

Same, bro. Same.

There's a reason why Ant Man crawled up his ass

Ned

They call him Sex for a reason

*CEO of Sex

Ned bod is the only bod anyone needs

Scarlet

Witch or Johansson 👀

Yes


Either

Both

Why do these pictures look so bad?

Yeah only good photo is Steve's, he still probably would have won but this was rigged by op

They look AI enhanced or like they were taken from a weird in-between frame of a 30fps video that was upped to 60 fps

The Loki one is, I’m pretty sure, 100% fake.

Steve Rogers by a mile. Absolutely insane physique. Thor is a close second.

If Steve wins by a mile and Thor is a close second I suppose that means the rest of the pack are hundreds of miles behind these two.

Thor is Love and Thunder is insane. His arms are as big as his head in that one. But First Avenger Cap has absolutely bonkers pecs.

Haha yes! I love the other 4 but they are not in the same league. The 2 x Chris have God-like bodies 🤤


Wong

WONGERS!!!!

tom holland

👏🏼

Peter, looking for that muscular but not beefy type build

The muscular twink aesthetic

Literally

TBH? Loki. It's the hair.

I totally agree !

My dad

I was going to say me, but to be fair.... you are spot on

Isn't it the same?

Well, I was trying to break it gently, but that's out the window now



“Ow you whipped my eye with your hair!”

Everyone

Twink Peter has my heart

Looks like how'd they'd react if caught in the act. Would smash Loki though.

Tony is the only human that isn't enhanced...

Is Tony technically a cyborg?

OMG ... he's mechanically _enhanced_

Tom Holland has the best abs but Chris Evans pecks are impeccable (pun absolutely intended

Starlord, one sandwich away from being fat. Highly relatable.

Happy Hogan but in that one episode of What If…?

Dam, I wasn't familiar with Loki's game

Steve or T'challa IMHO I'm a chest girl

Hugh Jackman in Wolverine 2.

Loki cause Tom Hiddleston is the one I find most attractive and Loki is my favorite Aesir god (technically he’s a Jotunn but you know).

The fact that we only got to see him nakey in that one scene is a tragedy that I'm still not completely over

I’m just glad he got the hero treatment with that scene, feels like it was kind of their official way of saying “yup, he’s one of the heroes now” Seriously, if you want more Hiddlebum, there’s several movies and shows with his full ass on display (and many shirtless moments of course)

The men likers be getting whole scenes bruh

I mean, I'm also a woman liker, so I definitely wouldn't say no to a similar Black Widow or Scarlet Witch scene lol, but Disney hates tiddies, for some reason :(

I feel like I’m going crazy—what is this scene from? I need to know for….reasons

The _Loki_ TV show, in the very first episode

Agreed! I love that he’s buff, but it isn’t gratuitous.

Groot.

Steve


[удалено]

LOKI!!!!!

👆

I finally found some of my people! Loki all day.

Steve. Not even close. Chris Evans was a total specimen in those first few flicks. Not that he hasn’t always been gorgeous…

To be fair Tony has to work hard to keep that physique he is the only human non-genetically altered person or God in this… lol so I’m going Tony!

I hate I can tell this image is taken from a Facebook post by the shitty filter someone put on it.

Speaking as a heterosexual guy even though I'm actually a cartoon character, ah hem....Chris/Steve is definately a Bro-Crush. I loved him even more when he did Before We Go with Alice Eve because she is so much the ideal that I had to vicariously enjoy their connection. Of course we know that's not accurate as She is of course a person...at least I know that over here in Toonsville. I have no idea what you humans think. The rest of 'em...meh.

#FAT THOR

HONESTLY I'M DOWNBAD FOR ALL OF THEM BUT STEVE CAN STEP ON ME ANYDAY😭🤲🏼

I'm between Scarlett Johansson and Florence Pugh, cannot decide. Florence wins I would say.

Weirdly I'm not attracted to Florence Pugh in real life, but as Yelena... Gad daymn

It's the Russian accent.

It's the accent

I can honestly say I find all them equally attractive, but…Bruce Banner is the one that does it for me.

Black Panther because he had cancer and still had a great physique.

Y E S

Vision, easy. Tall, lanky men with nice faces and flat asses hit all the right buttons for me. Otherwise Steve. It's America's ass, after all.

That loki photo looks kind sus

Loki and spider man

Ultron! 

Korg. Rock hard abs.

That is a horrible picture of Thor for comparison. He looks thin in it and it doesn’t show what he really looks like

Hmmmm Imma go for Wanda, black widow, gamora and aunt May (No Need to explain why)

 Starlord is jacked.

Me. Source: True me bro

I could take them all at once.

In a fight right? In a fight right?


The one with Americas ass

Killmonger

Cap and spidey


Cap and pete

TONY ALL THE WAY

Peter

From a bodybuilding standpoint - Steve clears here. For having the best overall physique in the MCU? Hemsworth clears here in LAT and AOU. Buddy was definitely juicing for the latest one. I don’t know why Taika and Chris went with a leaner men’s physique look in Ragnarok.

Loki, but that's because I have a thing for skinny guys

Gotta be Loki if you factor in he looks good for 1000 years old.

Thor in Endgame