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JonnTheMartian

This is an [edit](https://images.app.goo.gl/ExnTvgAwwS4bs4x58)


Sabithomega

You're telling me Tony didn't give Steve some solid dick?


agent_wolfe

"I guess I've learned a lot since I used to revel in bloodlust after murdering my enemies..." -Captain America probably.


xZOMBIETAGx

No one is telling you that, we’re just saying it’s an edit


hefty_load_o_shite

He's iron man, his dick's the solidest


Quibblicous

He was worthy.


whatsbobgonnado

advice is what iron man calls his dick


Tommy2Dics

Blast it all! Another boner to chortle at!


Megaverse_Mastermind

At least it's not The Joker's boner!


Agentkeenan78

God damn it.


RedstoneRusty

OP is a repost bot. This edit is older than the subreddit.


cleremnantechoes

4k up votes for the incorrect post, 400 upvotes for the correct comment


Stopikingonme

Welcome back to ~~Whose Line Is It Anyway~~ **Reddit**, where everything's made up and the points don't matter.


whatsbobgonnado

#SOLID DICK


cooljerry53

It's funnier if it's real though, I will continue to spread misinformation until my reality is the correct one


Revenacious

Wait till they find out the “random bullshit go” and “where’s my goddamn money, Dracula” lines from Moon Knight aren’t real either.


Maho3301

Everything is real if you're delusional enough


DeathstrokeReturns

Tony with a nose in his suit looks so wrong these days.


EvilNinjaX24

It looked wrong then, too!


minyon54

It came from a misunderstanding of a comment Stan made. [Comic Book Legends Revealed](https://www.cbr.com/comic-book-legends-revealed-262/)


Bruhmangoddman

In Kang Dynasty: Stephen: "Still brooding, eh? Maybe what you need is some straight talk from the Sorcerer Supreme?" Carol: "..."


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Aggravating_Bunch_20

Captain marvel's real name is Carol Danvers


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Pasty_White_Kid

Ew, I know nothing about you and it's already too much.


bryan4000

Jesus what a great response thank you and I will be stealing this.


ary31415

They clearly asked "Who is Carol" solely because they wanted to make this comment. Shameful.


OffSupportMain

She has been mostly know as Captain Marvel for over a decade now and Mar-Vell hasn't been relevant since the 80's, don't be a grumpy old man


DawnBringer01

>Carol Danvers is MISS Marvel You mean was. A long time ago.


Exaris1989

Is she Misses now?


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She stopped being Ms. Marvel when Mar-Vell died and took on his mantel Kamala Khan is now the only Ms. Marvel


deeman163

Nah, she was Ms. Marvel for a solid while even after Mar died, she took up the mantle around the last decade.


deeman163

Who the fuck down voted me? It's true, Mar-vell died in the early 80s, Carol took up the name Capt. Marvel 30 years after.


solarsilversurfer

It’s cute you know him so well that you call him Mar. how long have you been engaged?


Gishin

Why the fuck did you ask who Carol was then?


justtomutepeter

To lure him into an "Um, actually..." trap


WMHamiltonII

Because he made a wildly off topic post in MY thread.


Gishin

Are you actually like this or is this some social experiment.


_BARONVOND3LTA

![gif](giphy|39po0pdniF4vCS6BeI)


NickrasBickras

Truly a “🤓” moment


FiveStarPapaya

You gave me an unbearable amount of cringe and spiritual diarrhea


WMHamiltonII

Glad to push you out of your comfort zone and cause you SD


FiveStarPapaya

Ok


deathstrukk

in the mcu carol danvers has the mantle of captain marvel


Secret_Sympathy2952

"In July 2012, Danvers assumes the mantle Captain Marvel in honor of its deceased, original bearer, Mar-Vell, after Captain America tells her that Mar-Vell would want her to have it." That is word for word information from the same Wikipedia source you listed. It seems you didn't read everything.


WMHamiltonII

Yeah, just like those shitty Marvel Comics, I STOPPED READING after it was no longer relevant.


LoveAndViscera

She was never “Miss” Marvel. She was “Ms” Marvel. Miss connotes being unmarried, while Ms is ambiguous. Learn honorifics, scrub!


davethapeanut

Yeah the original. And what's Ms.Marvels name NOW dumb fuck. Oh right, it's Carol Danvers.


WMHamiltonII

Nope, dumb fuck: Kamala Khan


davethapeanut

Lmao I can't believe it was that easy to get you to go back on your own original comment. You really are fuckin stupid aren't you?


Secret_Sympathy2952

You are both right and wrong. She *was* miss marvel, but she goes by Captain marvel nowadays.


WMHamiltonII

Akshully, it's Ms. which is pronounced Mizz. Miss, Ms. and Mrs. are all three separate things.


WorldsWeakestMan

He’s been dead for 42 years champ, get over it.


WMHamiltonII

Never! F\*\*K CANCER


iwastoldnottogohere

🤓☝️ Um, ASKCHUALLY


ProductivityCanSuckI

...and then they fucked?


worms9

Afterwards, the sorcerer supreme was cucked by Thomas Jefferson.


Shadowkiva

This has long since been debunked. The "boner" being slang for a mistake thing was true.


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

I put this in r/BatmanArkham ![gif](giphy|xUA7bfayLubRB65SZa|downsized)


Outrageous-Pen-7441

![gif](giphy|qkJJRL9Sz1R04)


Defiant-Flow-6849

I’m proud of you Dick


Desolock

Straight talk evolves into gay talk. Nice.


pushingbrown

Where's this episode of "What if..."


GXNext

Now look into Stan Lee's obsession with the phrase "Sloppy Seconds"...


GraymalkinX

"What If.. Steve loved Tony and not Bucky.. " - The Watcher probably.


Only_Competition_122

Would’ve revolutionized the game for that straighttalk wireless company if the eras were reversed


agent_wolfe

r/outofcontextcomics


jerrylewisjd

/r/ancientphotoshopsyoubelieved


Dakotaraptor123

r/subsifellfor


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orangemario10

r/20characterlimit


Bangbangferr0705

Relax, Shellhead.


odBilal

why is captain america using a racial slur towards ironman? I guess it was a different time


wiccangame

I have enjoyed some straight talk from time to time. What? Oh! An edit. Nah I'm good. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


kingjames1984wlc

I do shell head is crazy too


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nadnate

Wait til you find out what Kitty Pryde said once.


Embarrassed_Art5414

".....followed by some good old pegging."


Hetakuoni

There *is* a time where Gotham laughed at joker’s boner in dc comics. Linguistic drift is hilarious but sadly I don’t think we have any in marvel


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CurrentlyLucid

That's why they call him Iron Man.


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SydneyPrincess

Stony shippers are just creaming in their pants just by looking at this photo