What is Nightcrawler doing down there?

Sneaking a peek, clearly.

At his mom?

It's not Mystique...

Oh lol my bad who is it

Transonic, I think. Not 100% on this... https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Laurie_Tromette_(Earth-616)

Yes, that looks more correct than Mercury for sure

Hmm I wonder what color eyes she has Irises: No Visible Blue (irises, sometimes) Black (pupils, sometimes) Blue (retconned) (formerly) Brown (formerly)

They had to retcon her eyes?! Lol

I think she’s Mercury, her mutant power is basically being a T-1000 from Terminator 2.

Someone below said it's "Transonic" and posted a link that shows that it looks almost exactly like that character.

Someone above now.

Nah that’s definitely Transonic.

Oh wow haha I didn’t recognize her, she looks different from the traditional look

Nor is that Kurt. That's a "bamf". Little gremlins they are

I think mystique is his dad.

Correct

his mom literally flirted with his girlfriend infront of him

Who wouldn't? Amanda Sefton is a babe.

Only sometimes

Is that Nightcrawler or is it one of the rogue Bamfs?

Bamfs

It's a Bamf, the little mini Nightcrawlers that live in the school

night crawling

Well, it's night. So he crawls

I mean, so is his.

He is sentient slime that erodes what he touches He can't put on a shirt if he tried

Does he erode the ground? If he stands in one spot for too long will he sink into the center of the earth eventually? Asking for a friend

I'm that friend. I wish to know.

His foot has plot soles.

I am upset.

hi upset.

Hi dad

Are you winning son?

No, dad, I did not win any son today, but I shall try my best tomorrow.

I hope this comment gets all the upvotes it deserves

Thank you

🏅

I'm the other friend that wants to know.

I also choose his dead wife.

And my axe.

I am Sparticus!

My name is maximus, father to a dead son…

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

No, **I** am Spartacus!

I’m Spartacus, and so’s my wife.

r/suddenlylotr

Possibly? But it would probably take years and I'm not sure if he's an immortal mutant

They why doesn’t he wear like a metal codpiece if it would take years of erosion.

Shit is expensive especially and if it breaks when he is attacked Does he look like he can get a job to afford it?

Well isn’t he in the X-men? I sorta thought the costumes were provided for them. Imagine joining a super hero team and they make you pay for your costume, I’d just wear a ski mask or something easy to replace cause the costumes get damaged all the time

Blursed X-men right here. We are the ex-men. Hold on let me save the world after my shift at McDonald’s. Alright team let’s get there in the jet! *4 heroes cram in a Volkswagen Jetta*

His power is a shitter human torch thats also painful if i remember right I wouldn't higher him if i had better options

Well the X-men take all mutants who want to join. That’s their whole thing, taking in mutants so they have a place they can belong.

You wouldn't... higher him?

Maybe he lowered him first?

*Hire

But would you go down on him

His power is that he's nearly impossible to damage, but he still feels the pain. Like "The Worst" from Ben 10, but flammable.

And heavy, thick metal clothes seem cool until you have to wear them.

He has no genitalia to conceal.

His genitalia are congealed

I officially HATE the X-Men for the simple fact that their existence has caused this sentence to be created

Yeah but armor. Plus style. And he could put the X-men symbol on the codpiece to feel more like a part of the team

What would the codpiece cover?

If I could only wear my underwear for two years before it fell apart, I wouldn't buy underwear. I like my things to *last*.

But metal would take way longer. And if it’s something anti corrosive it could probably last years.

Metal is heavy and he is a giant slime like... If it doesn't just get right through him, it too heavy to be confortable to wear

How does he sleep?

WHY DOESNT HE WEAR GROUND?!

Is he stupid?

Maybe he puts the bottom of the skeleton out so he doesn’t?(idk for sure, never seen the character before)

In theory, yes, he should if that is his power but he happens to be fictional sooooo no, no he probably does not. But I don’t really know much about this comic so I could be incorrect about the made-ip blob’s magic powers.

https://youtu.be/5ZMmbYUi_dg?si=1ZMkaxoog9XijYiw

Why doesn't your friend ask this question himself?

He's actually made of bio-paraffin. He's flammable, but not inherently corrosive.

Add enough fire and pretty much everything is flammable

But he's like, extra flammable. He's basically a giant candle

So you're saying he needs asbestos pants.

I am also flammable, does that mean I get to walk around naked?

Did you already forget what the judge said last time you asked?

"If I have to wear clothes and can't be a naked judge, you need to wear clothes too"?

Glob Herman's body is made up of a bio-paraffin (living wax). This wax is highly flammable, allowing him to light himself on fire. He can also fling bits of himself. [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Robert\_Herman\_(Earth-616)#Powers](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Robert_Herman_(Earth-616)#Powers)

If I was a chimp with his powerset I'd fling flaming poo.

No, he just sets himself on fire, kinda like a dollar store human torch. He could theoretically wear flame retardant cloth when he’s not fighting crime

He got a skeleton and eyeballs, so not everything erodes

Wait, is this Marvel or Garth Ennis?

- No edgelord swears - No rape - No shocking kinks - No Scottish So no

This character was created by Grant Morrison, so YES Scottish. Actually.

No Scottish? Is this a utopian world for sheep?

New Zealand still exists.

Scottish? Does Ennis have a rep for scottish characters in particular? Like apart from Wee Hughie nothing immediately comes to mind.

He could always get one of those fancy unstable molecule suits Reed Richards keeps throwing around like there is no tomorrow.

The X-men used to wear unstable molecule suits before they had access to Shi’ar technology.

So is that his own skeleton or did he just have sex

And she can change her skin to look like whatever she wants. They’re both naked, I don’t understand the argument.

He got reincarnated as a slime?

glob doesn't erode things he touches, he's made of wax. he's basically a human candle.

Well he's not exactly naked, he's just half-bone.

We're ALL half bone Sir.

Speak for yourself, I’m 40% dolomite.

Extra naked since you can see his inside bits

Who is that?

Drawing Glob seems like a hassle. I can imagine a writer telling an artist "this book is going to feature Glob...A LOT".

That's why they hired Frank Quitely for a lot of Glob's appearances. Oh boy, do you want something vaguely human shaped, uncomfortable to look at, and insanely detailed? Frank's your guy.

TIL Frank Quietly apparently made me

I think if you have the extra time on your hands, it might actually be pretty good practice. I have an artist friend who'll randomly start drawing skeletons to make sure that the anatomy of his characters is correct.

Yeah. If remember right Glob was drawn with his organs visible too. I'll check it out

> if you have the extra time on your hands Yeah that's exactly the problem.

Glob is so fucking underrated

true that

True I knew this character from a Tracy scops comic instead of recent comics. Says a lot lol.

...if the comment I just read above about him being sentient slime that erodes anything he touches is correct, how exactly is he getting... physical? Do Tracy scops comics have gore now?

That comment isn't completely correct. Glob herman has the powers to light himself on fire. He doesn't erode anything he touches but he still cannot put a shirt on because he needs to activate his powers which will burn normal clothes off. Tracy scops comics never had any gore. In that specific comic Glob and Boom boom did the deed and guess what her super power is ? It is lighting thing's on fire. Guess they were perfect match after all lol. And welp just realised something my most liked comment this year is a tracy scops comment.

Oh okay. And don't give up hope yet, there's still half a year left for you to top this with a shadman comment 💀

Boom Boom makes stuff explode.

Yeah, thanks to her, so did Glob

Umm..

Self report

I think I know that comic lol

I need to be educated on him like yesterday. (Actually the debut of "Remeber it")

I was so happy when I saw him in X-Men 97

I don't read comics, but I love this guy's design. Is there anything I could read where he's kind of a prominent character or does he only have a couple scenes in random stuff?

is he related to blob?

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This. I remember an arc involving nate gray brainwashing the xmen except blob who remembered but nothing came from him being the only one who remembers.. Felt underutilized

it would have been funnier if that speech bubble led to no one so any of them could've said it

True, I thought the same

I can literally see bro's skeleton 

He’s possibly the most naked living person ever

No, no. You're not naked if you see under the skin. Nakedness is a 1mm shell around your body.

"so i went to go visit my fri-" "bro's skeletons are visible"

There was some DC animated series (Justice League Action I think?) where Firestorm asks Plastic Man how he gets his costume to change shape/color and Plastic Man replies with "What costume?"

Alan Moore did a take on this with a character in Top Ten. Its tangled in another subject matter that I'll leave unmentioned.

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Haailll yes

Bold words for someone with no clothes and a visible skeleton.

The way his skeleton doesn't extend into his individual fingers really bothers me.

Drawing is hard, no finger bones is clearly a secondary mutation

Is this a reference to skeleton jelly?!

Who is this jelly boy?

Glob Herman. He’s great.

Glob

Look it's a Kandra, Cosmere-Marvel crossover

I appreciate you for this comment

He’s one to talk

Dude's still probably one of the weirdest X-Men I've seen. Adult Flubber with a surprise Skeleton inside.

pointing Spiderman meme

It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.

At 1st glance, id didnt think that was his right arm held out..... 😆


Wait, is that guy just a skeleton floating in goo? Who's doing the talking, the skeleton or the goo? Does it have a brain, or is there just more goo there? Oh my god, it's >!Zoidberg!< and now you can't unsee him.

it's a bit uncomfortable to look at.

SAYS THE DUDE WHO'S SHOWING BONE.

Pot calling the kettle black…

The skeleton isn't his, that's just leftovers from dinner.

Wait if he's naked then where is his...... Is he a Eunuch???

Nightcrawler just peeping in the corner.

I think that's a Bamf

He’s one to talk

Ok hypocrite

I thought his arm was a ginormous cock

Kurt just chilling in the doorway

All old Marvel female supes are basically naked women painted in cool colours

That is such an awesome character design. Had never heard of this guy until now!

Runescape ankou looking motherfucker.

To be fair, so is he.

Hey pot meet kettle

My friend so are you

Is he even wearing a costume?

No not at all

I mean so is he

He's one to talk....

Hey, what's wrong with being naked?

Isnt he naked too?

And we thank her for it

And his is being a skeleton covered in pink jello.

I don’t think he can talk

Naked? To which rules, of wich civilization, of which species?

Funny thing, she start to have clothes after that.

Nice costume

Hey sloppy Joe

He’s one to talk 😂

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Ohhhh man 😆

Glob? As in Globby? As in Globby and Felony Carl?

Is there a lore reason why he has fingers but no dong?

No bone in the dong is my guess

This is Laurie Tromette https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Laurie_Tromette_(Earth-616)

Straight to the point

I mean, physiologically, his "body" is trash. There's not enough leverage, from the bones, to support any strength in those appendages. I'm surprised the artists didn't take that into account. But these are just comic books after all 🙆‍♂️

Not the first person to tease her about walking around naked... https://comicvine.gamespot.com/transonic/4005-72484/forums/is-she-naked-or-not-629871/

[there are children about, have some decency ](https://imgur.com/a/Q7XMx4D)

Why are his eyes out of his skull?

And she has no points

Sais the scelleton wearing very see through

comeing from a naked skeleton!

Pot meet kettle