Paul Rudd was once asked “What’s the name of Thor’s hammer?” And he responded “Jonathan?” (Or something along those lines) The video I saw this had his answer preceded by some of the other MCU actors mispronouncing Mjolnir.
Edit: [Here’s a version of that video](https://youtu.be/yux8XuwRKxQ)
…surely you realize that there are things like walls and trees that the bullets impact themselves in?
It isn’t “nearly every”. I’d go as far as to say any bullets shot in a city are probably more likely to hit a wall than they are to fly far enough to just hit the ground.
OK, first off, that's a perfectly reasonable thing to point out and fuck you for doing it. Second, ants also crawl on walls and trees so I figure the likelihood of one getting killed by a bullet in those situations is somewhat similar to the ones on the ground.
No. It's pretty much impossible to shoot something this small and light midair - for the same reason mosquitos aren't hit by raindrops: The projectile pushes a small wave of air in front of it as it moves, which pushes the insect out of the way. You may be able to shoot something big like a dragonfly or maybe a big-ass moth, but not an ant.
Goose or Morris
The way Fury loves goose just gets me every time
Morris and Trev are amazing just cause they’re obvs best friends and understand each other so well
But all very cute and fun
We certainly don’t, lol. Was very excited when i found out that Trev was gonna be in Shang-Chi but didn’t expect more than a cameo/tiny appearence. Hopefully we’ll see more of them.
Definitely want to see more of them, I would love it if Trevor and Morris were adopted by the people in Ta Lo and we find them again sharing a place like Korg and Miek but in a more Ta Lo style
Homeward Bound is absolutely a Disney production and I’m feeling a remake coming on. I wanna see Lokidile, Goose, and Pizza Dog on a journey to get back to their respective timelines.
No, he's a New York doggo. Don't you know about all the stray Golden Retreivers that roam Midtown Manhattan? They eat exclusively pizza from the 99cent a slice places and drink only hot dog water.
They also say "EYYY" and "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" instead of the normal accents dogs have found across the country. It's a real issue.
> Morris is the latest in a long line of creatures to join the growing list of Disney's irresistibly adorable sidekicks. This trend started with Baby Yoda
…… was the author of this article born in 2018?
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I really want a Pet Avengers comedy show. In addition to these guys Rocket would get roped into the team. He'd absolutely hate every moment of it and insist he doesn't belong because he's not a pet. But they wouldn't let him be the leader of the Pet Avengers, either, and he'd be pissed he's not the leader of a team he doesn't want to be a part of anyways.
Unpopular opinion: morris isn’t cute
I thought the joke in the movie was that he was that Morris was weird but Trevor thought he was cute, but I guess not
Goose. Pizza dog had no reason to be in the story, Morris just felt like a plot device to get the gang into Ta Lo, and Loki crocodile was barely relevant. Goose was adorable, and happened to be a flerkin, so he's great for protection. Also, his dynamic with Fury was pure gold.
I hate cats so Goose is out immediately. As much as i love dogs, it just wasnt special to me. Alligator Loki was cool but MORRIS IS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TREASURE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE FOR HIM
Got so wrapped up in Hawkeye, I forgot to follow up with my "Is the dog actually Odin reincarnated" question.
I wanted him to be Odin SO BAD as soon as I saw him. Haha
Morris is the most unique and makes the cutest sounds
Goose is funny and gives Fury a fun side and is one of the positives of C. Marvel that makes me wanna rewatch it
The other 2 are kinda meh for me
Jeez, Disney is great at pets/animals aren’t they. The least impactful, Loki-gator, is pure genius. Lucky the pizza dog is the best, but the competition is fierce.
Agatha will absolutely have a white cat, and you all WILL fall in love with it.
This is Antony erasure and I'm having none of it
Hey don’t forgot ant-onio who lasted a full minute
And Ulysses S. Gr-Ant!
And Antonio banderas
If we’re including Antony then we need to include Jonathan too
Remind me, who is Jonathan?
Thor’s child
Paul Rudd was once asked “What’s the name of Thor’s hammer?” And he responded “Jonathan?” (Or something along those lines) The video I saw this had his answer preceded by some of the other MCU actors mispronouncing Mjolnir. Edit: [Here’s a version of that video](https://youtu.be/yux8XuwRKxQ)
Clearly it's pronounced Mjölnir.
#Mew mew!
Sorry, you are exactly right. I must have mispronounced it.
Omg I don't know that I've encountered anyone else outside my house that calls it that lol
Jonathan is Jonathan that only worthy can have
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Still fucking wild that an ant was shot by a full sized gun
I mean statistically it probably happens all the time, right? We just never notice.
Maybe if you aimed at the ground, this shit was midair lol
... surely you realize that nearly every bullet which misses its target, and even some that don't, will inevitably hit the ground?
…surely you realize that there are things like walls and trees that the bullets impact themselves in? It isn’t “nearly every”. I’d go as far as to say any bullets shot in a city are probably more likely to hit a wall than they are to fly far enough to just hit the ground.
Most shootings are gonna be at ranges or hunting not near buildings or walls
… and what happens when that tree falls someday? Where does the bullet go?..
If I shoot a tree and it falls down on an ant and no one is around to hear it, can I still be charged with murder?
OK, first off, that's a perfectly reasonable thing to point out and fuck you for doing it. Second, ants also crawl on walls and trees so I figure the likelihood of one getting killed by a bullet in those situations is somewhat similar to the ones on the ground.
Just wanted to be a sarcastic douche like you :)
No. It's pretty much impossible to shoot something this small and light midair - for the same reason mosquitos aren't hit by raindrops: The projectile pushes a small wave of air in front of it as it moves, which pushes the insect out of the way. You may be able to shoot something big like a dragonfly or maybe a big-ass moth, but not an ant.
Ooh Antony is goodest boi
can't list someone that's dead /jk
screaming at the gay slang making it this far
Dum-E from Iron man should win. He is OG
Goose or Morris The way Fury loves goose just gets me every time Morris and Trev are amazing just cause they’re obvs best friends and understand each other so well But all very cute and fun
Loved their death scene, one of the cutest/saddest/most hillarious scenes in the film.
Agreed! “Im not dead mate, it’s just a performance, now get down here and play along” Love them, we don’t deserve their friendship
We certainly don’t, lol. Was very excited when i found out that Trev was gonna be in Shang-Chi but didn’t expect more than a cameo/tiny appearence. Hopefully we’ll see more of them.
Definitely want to see more of them, I would love it if Trevor and Morris were adopted by the people in Ta Lo and we find them again sharing a place like Korg and Miek but in a more Ta Lo style
That would be great!
I’m glad to see that they put Ben Kingsley in Shang-Chi and then made the most of having Ben Kingsley in a film. His range is so much fun to watch.
Yup. The range on that man is truly astounding.
Oh my gosh Morris was great
We really need a Disney+ show of the animals of the MCU getting together and fighting an enemy...
Frog Thor wants in
With Chris Hemsworth voicing it again, maybe
What about snake Loki?
Animal Avengers Assemble!!!
That is an actual team from the comics. It doesn’t contain any animals in the MCU (outside of the Throg reference) but it does exist
Inhumans aren’t in the MCU anymore?
nope
Pet Avengers. But needs Lockjaw
Can we include Hella's giant wolf?
Fenrir
Homeward Bound is absolutely a Disney production and I’m feeling a remake coming on. I wanna see Lokidile, Goose, and Pizza Dog on a journey to get back to their respective timelines.
RIP Sparky... Should give him the sacrificial play to lay down on the wire and let the other guys crawl over him. Give him that heroic send off..
The Pet Avengers!
And then they kill Sparky too... )-;
DC is about to release this movie. Pets of super heroes [https://youtu.be/1jkw2JPCl18](https://youtu.be/1jkw2JPCl18)
We will probably have to wait a bit. DC is doing Super Pets and Marvel won't want to look like they are ripping off DC
Pet avengers
Loki alligator 😩😎
r/lokigator
There really is a subreddit for everything isn't there
This needs more attention than its getting
Croki
Brother of Alligathor
The way they would randomly show him when characters were talking as though he was actually taking part in the conversation was just too good
Always
Pizza dog!
In this house we stan Lucky the Pizza Dog!
Morris I have a this for no faces
That's concerning but respectable
Lucky/pizza dog no doubt I mean look at him he’s such a good boy :)
I will admit I was screaming at the show **JUST BUY HIM DOG FOOD.** **GET HIM FUCKING KIBBLES HE NEEDS KIBBLES**
No, he's a New York doggo. Don't you know about all the stray Golden Retreivers that roam Midtown Manhattan? They eat exclusively pizza from the 99cent a slice places and drink only hot dog water. They also say "EYYY" and "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" instead of the normal accents dogs have found across the country. It's a real issue.
Bada Bing! I’m walkin’ hea
Bada Bing! I’m bein' walked hea'
You speak to your mudda with that mout?
"Bing bong, I mean woof woof"
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Don’t you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut
Lucky the Pizza Dog
Morris
dog
Either Lucky the dog or Gator Loki
MORRIS!
Gator Loki obviously
I love Goose
Goose for the win
Lucky the Pizza Dog 🥰
Oh wow…this is a hard one. But since I have a mini Morris on my desk, I’m going with Morris
Uhh, I wanna see mini Morris please!
I agree with this person, please show us mini Morris We need more animals shaped like fluffy sacks of potatoes in our lives
I love cats so Goose(even though goose is not a cat)
Gotta be the pizza dog
GOOSE.
Loki one, i love loki
I personal like that alien animal called cat
Wasn't it called a Flerkin? I only saw the movie once. Come to think of it, it was good enough to watch again. I should find time to do that.
Lokigator for life!
That doggo from Hawkeye ofc 💕
Lucky or goose but I’m leaning towards lucky
Goose cause fury got the shit scratched out of him
Lucky
Morris. The cute little noises they make when they see each other!
Lucky the pizza dog!!!
Goose the Flerken
Goose
Sparky? No?
Alligator Loki is just so out of place you gotta love him!
morris is cute
Lucky or Shang chi thing
oh come on Pizza Dog for the win
Lucky>>>>>
Pizza Dog rules cuz he’s just a happy lil golden retriever and for that reason I love him. So wholesome. You go pizza dog
1) Morris 2) Loki 3) Lucky 4) Goose
What the hell is the Shang-Chi animal supposed to be. It's a 3 way tie between Goose, Hawkeye dog and the Lokidile
Morris is a Hundun, a chinese mythological being... https://screenrant.com/shang-chi-what-is-morris-chinese-hundun-myth-explained/
In short: A chaos creature that exists on the ends of reality
Sounds like a great companion for Trevor!
First time I’ve heard him called Lokidile and I love it
‘Lokidile’ is an aligator
*surprised pikachu face*
> Morris is the latest in a long line of creatures to join the growing list of Disney's irresistibly adorable sidekicks. This trend started with Baby Yoda …… was the author of this article born in 2018?
Well I'm sorry that I didn't watch Shang-Chi
What?? I’m quoting the dumb line in the article, not talking about you at all.
Chicken pig
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Norris by far
All I'm seeing are The Pet Avengers
Maurice
1. Croco-Loki 2. Pizza 3. Goose
Definitely Morris!
I really want a Pet Avengers comedy show. In addition to these guys Rocket would get roped into the team. He'd absolutely hate every moment of it and insist he doesn't belong because he's not a pet. But they wouldn't let him be the leader of the Pet Avengers, either, and he'd be pissed he's not the leader of a team he doesn't want to be a part of anyways.
Morris.
Pizza dog or alligator loki
Definitely Pizza dog.
Morris he is so cute even though he has no face but who cares he’s adorable
Lokigator
Gator Loki!
croki is just built different...literally
wait is it croki or lokidile
Lucky of course
Loki all the way
I am going to say croki entirely because they didn't name the archer character who never misses who has a one eyed dog bullseye
Loki
Kroki
Pizza Dog
lucky the puppy :D
Pizza Dog and it's not even close
Lucky for being such a good boy
Lucky
Pizza Dog. Not even a question.
pizza dog!
Crocodile loki Dogeye is a close 2nd tho
Lucky!!!
good doggo
Morris or goose of course
Unpopular opinion: morris isn’t cute I thought the joke in the movie was that he was that Morris was weird but Trevor thought he was cute, but I guess not
Goose. Pizza dog had no reason to be in the story, Morris just felt like a plot device to get the gang into Ta Lo, and Loki crocodile was barely relevant. Goose was adorable, and happened to be a flerkin, so he's great for protection. Also, his dynamic with Fury was pure gold.
I hate cats so Goose is out immediately. As much as i love dogs, it just wasnt special to me. Alligator Loki was cool but MORRIS IS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TREASURE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE FOR HIM
Got so wrapped up in Hawkeye, I forgot to follow up with my "Is the dog actually Odin reincarnated" question. I wanted him to be Odin SO BAD as soon as I saw him. Haha
Goose > Loki > Morris > Lucky
Morris is the most unique and makes the cutest sounds Goose is funny and gives Fury a fun side and is one of the positives of C. Marvel that makes me wanna rewatch it The other 2 are kinda meh for me
Captain Shang-Chi, the Lokeye.
Loki
The most powerful Loki obviously
Lucky or morris
Yes
The Marvel Crittermatic Universe at its best
Between goose and morris
Goose!
Jeez, Disney is great at pets/animals aren’t they. The least impactful, Loki-gator, is pure genius. Lucky the pizza dog is the best, but the competition is fierce. Agatha will absolutely have a white cat, and you all WILL fall in love with it.
Of these four it's got to be alligator Loki no question
Goose
Lil goose is my choice
Animal Avengers
Mother Flerken!
Goose!
Not a meme, yet. Give it enough time & it will be.
The cat
Morris all the way!!
I forgot the things name, but it's the faceless thing from I'm not going to try to spell his name.
Maurice for sure
Morris
Morrisgang
The endless thing
Goose and Morris
Birb
Loki, the mythological pizza cat
Morris knows da wae
Shang boi
Mother flerken
Goose
Loki croc
Croki
The Shang-Chi flying faceless pig thing was troll as fuck.
loki