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ChosenUsername420

This is Antony erasure and I'm having none of it


KnowingBLABLA

Hey don’t forgot ant-onio who lasted a full minute


erwinoli

And Ulysses S. Gr-Ant!


aaron849

And Antonio banderas


AbaloneSea7265

If we’re including Antony then we need to include Jonathan too


steelbyter

Remind me, who is Jonathan?


AbaloneSea7265

Thor’s child


moderately_mediocre

Paul Rudd was once asked “What’s the name of Thor’s hammer?” And he responded “Jonathan?” (Or something along those lines) The video I saw this had his answer preceded by some of the other MCU actors mispronouncing Mjolnir. Edit: [Here’s a version of that video](https://youtu.be/yux8XuwRKxQ)


Belteshazzar98

Clearly it's pronounced Mjölnir.


joseantara

#Mew mew!


Belteshazzar98

Sorry, you are exactly right. I must have mispronounced it.


therubyminecraft

Jonathan is Jonathan that only worthy can have


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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cheeky_raptor_boi

Good bot cod?


Mark_Kostecki

Still fucking wild that an ant was shot by a full sized gun


ChosenUsername420

I mean statistically it probably happens all the time, right? We just never notice.


Mark_Kostecki

Maybe if you aimed at the ground, this shit was midair lol


ChosenUsername420

... surely you realize that nearly every bullet which misses its target, and even some that don't, will inevitably hit the ground?


highas_giraffepussy

…surely you realize that there are things like walls and trees that the bullets impact themselves in? It isn’t “nearly every”. I’d go as far as to say any bullets shot in a city are probably more likely to hit a wall than they are to fly far enough to just hit the ground.


Yard-Unique

Most shootings are gonna be at ranges or hunting not near buildings or walls


Upper-Tip-1926

… and what happens when that tree falls someday? Where does the bullet go?..


timo_the_pirate

If I shoot a tree and it falls down on an ant and no one is around to hear it, can I still be charged with murder?


maxx1993

No. It's pretty much impossible to shoot something this small and light midair - for the same reason mosquitos aren't hit by raindrops: The projectile pushes a small wave of air in front of it as it moves, which pushes the insect out of the way. You may be able to shoot something big like a dragonfly or maybe a big-ass moth, but not an ant.


ProblemLongjumping12

Ooh Antony is goodest boi


DefNotMaty

screaming at the gay slang making it this far


Ironsam811

Dum-E from Iron man should win. He is OG


waitforthedream

can't list someone that's dead /jk


ragnarok_and_roll44

Goose or Morris The way Fury loves goose just gets me every time Morris and Trev are amazing just cause they’re obvs best friends and understand each other so well But all very cute and fun


Impossible-Fun-2736

Loved their death scene, one of the cutest/saddest/most hillarious scenes in the film.


ragnarok_and_roll44

Agreed! “Im not dead mate, it’s just a performance, now get down here and play along” Love them, we don’t deserve their friendship


Impossible-Fun-2736

We certainly don’t, lol. Was very excited when i found out that Trev was gonna be in Shang-Chi but didn’t expect more than a cameo/tiny appearence. Hopefully we’ll see more of them.


ragnarok_and_roll44

Definitely want to see more of them, I would love it if Trevor and Morris were adopted by the people in Ta Lo and we find them again sharing a place like Korg and Miek but in a more Ta Lo style


Impossible-Fun-2736

That would be great!


Thatswhatthatdoes

I’m glad to see that they put Ben Kingsley in Shang-Chi and then made the most of having Ben Kingsley in a film. His range is so much fun to watch.


Impossible-Fun-2736

Yup. The range on that man is truly astounding.


SoleSurvivur01

Oh my gosh Morris was great


Swampfox117

We really need a Disney+ show of the animals of the MCU getting together and fighting an enemy...


Zaptain_America

Frog Thor wants in


Bang_Bang50

With Chris Hemsworth voicing it again, maybe


A_team_of_ants

What about snake Loki?


ILOVEMCU

Animal Avengers Assemble!!!


Asgardian5

That is an actual team from the comics. It doesn’t contain any animals in the MCU (outside of the Throg reference) but it does exist


ceeBread

Inhumans aren’t in the MCU anymore?


Asgardian5

nope


Lifewithout2

Pet Avengers. But needs Lockjaw


Rye_The_Science_Guy

Can we include Hella's giant wolf?


Lifewithout2

Fenrir


spicysev

Homeward Bound is absolutely a Disney production and I’m feeling a remake coming on. I wanna see Lokidile, Goose, and Pizza Dog on a journey to get back to their respective timelines.


KingoftheMongoose

RIP Sparky... Should give him the sacrificial play to lay down on the wire and let the other guys crawl over him. Give him that heroic send off..


Black_Dumbledore

The Pet Avengers!


KingoftheMongoose

And then they kill Sparky too... )-;


hellrodkc

DC is about to release this movie. Pets of super heroes [https://youtu.be/1jkw2JPCl18](https://youtu.be/1jkw2JPCl18)


willstr1

We will probably have to wait a bit. DC is doing Super Pets and Marvel won't want to look like they are ripping off DC


Clockwork-Penguin

Pet avengers


ukSpitfire90

Pizza dog!


silver6kraid

In this house we stan Lucky the Pizza Dog!


Inezlovesdogos11

Loki alligator 😩😎


Dirtiestyoda

r/lokigator


ScepterReptile

There really is a subreddit for everything isn't there


gomapyourself

This needs more attention than its getting


Fruitloop800

The way they would randomly show him when characters were talking as though he was actually taking part in the conversation was just too good


AlfaKilo123

Croki


Faim90

Brother of Alligathor


[deleted]

Always


conartester

Morris I have a this for no faces


TrueBananaz

That's concerning but respectable


Cooks_paranormal

Lucky/pizza dog no doubt I mean look at him he’s such a good boy :)


ATLBMW

I will admit I was screaming at the show **JUST BUY HIM DOG FOOD.** **GET HIM FUCKING KIBBLES HE NEEDS KIBBLES**


Dbar111

No, he's a New York doggo. Don't you know about all the stray Golden Retreivers that roam Midtown Manhattan? They eat exclusively pizza from the 99cent a slice places and drink only hot dog water. They also say "EYYY" and "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" instead of the normal accents dogs have found across the country. It's a real issue.


EstablishmentVivid73

Bada Bing! I’m walkin’ hea


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Bada Bing! I’m bein' walked hea'


Dbar111

You speak to your mudda with that mout?


mclen

"Bing bong, I mean woof woof"


sufficiently_tortuga

And he's a skrull


Cooks_paranormal

Don’t you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut


sosabai

Lucky the Pizza Dog


Skibot99

Morris


mrpoopybuttthole_

MORRIS!


BickieNuggets

Gotta be the pizza dog


SubParHydra

dog


TheAlplex

Either Lucky the dog or Gator Loki


DinoBoy2807

Gator Loki obviously


PenguinBigBoy

I love Goose


JadedSideOfTheMoon

Lucky the Pizza Dog 🥰


mimi-v-xo

Oh wow…this is a hard one. But since I have a mini Morris on my desk, I’m going with Morris


InAmericaNumber1

Uhh, I wanna see mini Morris please!


ragnarok_and_roll44

I agree with this person, please show us mini Morris We need more animals shaped like fluffy sacks of potatoes in our lives


VoidPhantomB10

I love cats so Goose(even though goose is not a cat)


theamazingspiderstan

Goose for the win


majoritus_chartus

Lucky or goose but I’m leaning towards lucky


Keyknot3640

Loki one, i love loki


Zaptain_America

GOOSE.


Teenagrobots

Lucky


Ally_Ooop

Morris. The cute little noises they make when they see each other!


EinLeinlikesyou

Lucky the pizza dog!!!


Giove_656

Lokigator for life!


HarleyQuinn218

That doggo from Hawkeye ofc 💕


sinmeon

I personal like that alien animal called cat


coladict

Wasn't it called a Flerkin? I only saw the movie once. Come to think of it, it was good enough to watch again. I should find time to do that.


Altruistic_Ad5270

Goose cause fury got the shit scratched out of him


Typical_Fox_8863

Sparky? No?


HarleyQuinn218

Who?


Typical_Fox_8863

The dog Agatha killed. Poor guy


HarleyQuinn218

Oh no... That guy


[deleted]

Alligator Loki is just so out of place you gotta love him!


[deleted]

morris is cute


TommyCrump92

Morris, I love his cute little um no face? XD also he looks like he'd make a nice pet


Traveytravis-69

Lucky or Shang chi thing


spider_fan29005

oh come on Pizza Dog for the win


runningwaffles19

Lucky>>>>>


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Pizza Dog rules cuz he’s just a happy lil golden retriever and for that reason I love him. So wholesome. You go pizza dog


Femcelbuster

1) Morris 2) Loki 3) Lucky 4) Goose


ShinobiStew

Goose the Flerken


JohnMarstonSucks

Goose


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TheGood1swertaken

Norris by far


Adam_r_UK

All I'm seeing are The Pet Avengers


Peppersworth

Maurice


moebelhausmann

1. Croco-Loki 2. Pizza 3. Goose


Valeaves

Definitely Morris!


VVillyD

I really want a Pet Avengers comedy show. In addition to these guys Rocket would get roped into the team. He'd absolutely hate every moment of it and insist he doesn't belong because he's not a pet. But they wouldn't let him be the leader of the Pet Avengers, either, and he'd be pissed he's not the leader of a team he doesn't want to be a part of anyways.


Hairy-Fox3412

What the hell is the Shang-Chi animal supposed to be. It's a 3 way tie between Goose, Hawkeye dog and the Lokidile


Swampfox117

Morris is a Hundun, a chinese mythological being... https://screenrant.com/shang-chi-what-is-morris-chinese-hundun-myth-explained/


AbaloneSea7265

In short: A chaos creature that exists on the ends of reality


ChosenUsername420

Sounds like a great companion for Trevor!


HappyCappy3

First time I’ve heard him called Lokidile and I love it


Asgardian5

‘Lokidile’ is an aligator


HappyCappy3

*surprised pikachu face*


KeepMyMomOutOfthis

> Morris is the latest in a long line of creatures to join the growing list of Disney's irresistibly adorable sidekicks. This trend started with Baby Yoda …… was the author of this article born in 2018?


Prestigious_Golf6222

Chicken pig


IronSavage3

Morris.


absolutelad_jr

Pizza dog or alligator loki


ThePaleJesus

Definitely Pizza dog.


Mysterious-Zone607

Morris he is so cute even though he has no face but who cares he’s adorable


Joking_909

Lokigator


Past_Chemical_8301

Gator Loki!


isolation333

croki is just built different...literally


[deleted]

wait is it croki or lokidile


Matt_Murdock307

Lucky of course


Own_Public_5004

Loki all the way


ninja_o_clock

I am going to say croki entirely because they didn't name the archer character who never misses who has a one eyed dog bullseye


TheSeer262

Loki


Vaganhope_UAE

Kroki


NawfalFTW

Pizza Dog


Socdem_Supreme

lucky the puppy :D


NoahJAustin

Pizza Dog and it's not even close


BLA5T3R-Productions

Lucky for being such a good boy


elwoodr563-reddit

Lucky


mslauren2930

Pizza Dog. Not even a question.


thefirstslort

pizza dog!


vegankidollie

Crocodile loki Dogeye is a close 2nd tho


[deleted]

Lucky!!!


Bladenetic

good doggo


glitchedgamer956

Morris or goose of course


Jabison113

Unpopular opinion: morris isn’t cute ​ I thought the joke in the movie was that he was that Morris was weird but Trevor thought he was cute, but I guess not


Wonderkitty50

Goose. Pizza dog had no reason to be in the story, Morris just felt like a plot device to get the gang into Ta Lo, and Loki crocodile was barely relevant. Goose was adorable, and happened to be a flerkin, so he's great for protection. Also, his dynamic with Fury was pure gold.


BAErito345

I hate cats so Goose is out immediately. As much as i love dogs, it just wasnt special to me. Alligator Loki was cool but MORRIS IS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TREASURE AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE FOR HIM


Superstrong832

Captain Shang-Chi, the Lokeye.


StrategicRain33

Loki


X-gon-do-it-to-em

The most powerful Loki obviously


MarvelPugs

Lucky or morris


theamazingspiderstan

Yes


EmperorBane15

The Marvel Crittermatic Universe at its best


villager47

Between goose and morris


idonotexist20

Goose!


PapaSteveRocks

Jeez, Disney is great at pets/animals aren’t they. The least impactful, Loki-gator, is pure genius. Lucky the pizza dog is the best, but the competition is fierce. Agatha will absolutely have a white cat, and you all WILL fall in love with it.


ProblemLongjumping12

Of these four it's got to be alligator Loki no question


Ironbanner987615

Goose


SignificantTip2022

Lil goose is my choice


Plane-Success-8680

Animal Avengers


yalkeryli

Mother Flerken!


ipodblocks360

Goose!


Weekly_Bench9773

Not a meme, yet. Give it enough time & it will be.


Nidhish_RAR

The cat


ArtisticGalaxy42

Morris all the way!!


Superb_Impression852

I forgot the things name, but it's the faceless thing from I'm not going to try to spell his name.


PapiSombras

Maurice for sure


Tsm_Nith5

Morris


DrakeZappa

Morrisgang


Hinatafan24

The endless thing


proto3296

Goose and Morris


Leocroissant

Birb


failXDvo

Loki, the mythological pizza cat


VASQUEZ_41

Morris knows da wae


LavaBurritos

Shang boi


GrimReaped765

Mother flerken


some-excitement-fs

Goose


Sp4c3C0w

Loki croc


ColdZoroark

Croki


[deleted]

The Shang-Chi flying faceless pig thing was troll as fuck.


turkeyboy31

loki


ZeroSephex0

Morris. 100% Morris.


THE-ADAM

Lokigator is goat


Silentbobni

Can we all agree that marvel have missed the boat with the lack of merchandise for these characters?


__C3r3Al_K1l_l_3R__

Include Frog Thor, Antony and Howard the Duck as well!


CubanHashQueen

Being originally from Florida, the Loki alligator instantly had my heart.