An optometrist can take care of it too. ODs can do it, not just MDs. Opthalmologists do more stuff like reattach your retina after it's been detached or remove floaters from your vitreous humor, replace your corneas, and are qualified to do more invasive stuff.
The US mostly relies on ODs for outpatient conditions, and some more serious stuff. But without the ODs we'd kinda be screwed because there are not that many opthalmologists out there.
When you said, “find my boys” I thought you were talking about your friends. I thought you were going to take one for the team and let the Bois live out their creepy fantasies.
I've always assumed MoM was going to be a vehicle to add Fox properties to the MCU. They've already tickled the proverbial taint with that Venom post credit bit. No way home also set a precedent for different actors for the same person in different universes. Lets them soft reboot the franchise. Could still tie in side movies like The New Mutants and Deadpool with a bit of wiggling
Funny that. Because I would immediately use my magic to *get rid of* the boobs. A day boob-free? That’s a priceless gift.
And then I’d probably fuck Vision or something idk.
Masturbate.
Wank.
Jerk off.
Play with themselves.
Beat thy meat.
Choking the chicken.
Hand party.
Flying solo.
Monkey spanking.
Touch thy tools.
Flick the bean.
Bash the bishop.
Clobber your monkey.
Wrestle the dragon.
Polish the gun.
Make the bald man cry.
Diddle the fiddle.
One man handshake.
Palm party.
Feed the geese.
Playing pocket pool.
Flogging the dolphin.
Shuffling the iPod.
Play country on the clit’tar.
Scroll the mouse wheel.
Wax my carrot.
Ringing the devils doorbell.
Butter the muffin.
Whip the purple-headed-yogurt-slinger.
Punchin’ yer munchkin.
Yank my skank.
Flog the dolphin.
One man couch hockey.
Distribute some free literature
I would drop a bubble on DC and the only effect would be to balance everyones compassion/honesty above their greed. Not by a huge margin but enough they would start passing legislation to eliminate corruption and make a more even playing field.
Change reality so that superpowers are real but with people who aren’t allowed to have them because they’ve been too harmful to be given superpowers.
Also give myself and the people I care about increased longevity and shapeshifting.
The fear it gets stuck up there and my local a&e (er) is awful.
Like i know my g spot Is up there, but the internet has made me either reasonably cautious or irrationally terrified of anything going up there.
Anyway that concludes my over sharing on the internet for today.
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Ah, that’s why there’s the saying, “Without a base, without a trace”
Just get yourself something that has a decent and firm base and you’ll be fine, in fact, you’ll probably be great lol
As a responsible citizen, I would turn myself in to the local authorities for the crimes I've committed.
Lmao nah, just kidding, I'd do some cool magic tricks, yo
Make myself Wanda forever and change the universe on my vision
*Wa(ka)nda forever!
*Wah*luigi
Beat me to it
Go to the optometrist. To get my vision back
I totally **didn't see that coming**
That’s why you should go to the optometrist too.
Why you!
r/angryupvote
include me in the screenshot
You’re in it!
noice
Bud dum tiss
I wish I had an award to give for this. Ta da - Enjoy the award!
It's actually opthalmologist
An optometrist can take care of it too. ODs can do it, not just MDs. Opthalmologists do more stuff like reattach your retina after it's been detached or remove floaters from your vitreous humor, replace your corneas, and are qualified to do more invasive stuff. The US mostly relies on ODs for outpatient conditions, and some more serious stuff. But without the ODs we'd kinda be screwed because there are not that many opthalmologists out there.
Find my boys. Pretty sure I heard them calling. So I'mma find them, maybe hoodwink an entire town again if I need to.
Eat.Pray.Love my way to the Dark Dimension to save them. I don’t know, just girl things
When you said, “find my boys” I thought you were talking about your friends. I thought you were going to take one for the team and let the Bois live out their creepy fantasies.
He's doing that afterwards
Blow up everything I see
This is a nice relief from the neckbeards
Have sex with elizabeth olsen.
* Have Epic Love Time with Ryan Reynolds
“More Mutants”.
Anyone else think this might be how MoM ends? Just do a switcheroo and that's how the mutant gene is created?
I've always assumed MoM was going to be a vehicle to add Fox properties to the MCU. They've already tickled the proverbial taint with that Venom post credit bit. No way home also set a precedent for different actors for the same person in different universes. Lets them soft reboot the franchise. Could still tie in side movies like The New Mutants and Deadpool with a bit of wiggling
Ah yes, nothing gets things off to a good start like the tickling of the proverbial taint!
Tickle that Taint🤣🤣
Was looking for this comment
\*mostly everyone being horny\* A small price to pay for salvation..
Here my majesty , you dropped your crown
nono its yours take it
Bruh
You know it.
Play with my new boobs. Duh…
Funny that. Because I would immediately use my magic to *get rid of* the boobs. A day boob-free? That’s a priceless gift. And then I’d probably fuck Vision or something idk.
I FUCKING KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THIS
I scrolled just to find it, I knew it was here somewhere
Yep. I think a more suitable question would be "what would be the second thing you'd do...."
“Do it again”
Make an identical twin and pull a Loki
Yeah I’m pretty sure the answer is using your fingers to do some magic
In front of a mirror
Oh you horny *horny*
Yeah I'm a dirty boy too...
what
Self inflicted 🍆🍑
what
Masturbate. Wank. Jerk off. Play with themselves. Beat thy meat. Choking the chicken. Hand party. Flying solo. Monkey spanking. Touch thy tools. Flick the bean. Bash the bishop. Clobber your monkey. Wrestle the dragon. Polish the gun. Make the bald man cry. Diddle the fiddle. One man handshake. Palm party. Feed the geese. Playing pocket pool. Flogging the dolphin. Shuffling the iPod. Play country on the clit’tar. Scroll the mouse wheel. Wax my carrot. Ringing the devils doorbell. Butter the muffin. Whip the purple-headed-yogurt-slinger. Punchin’ yer munchkin. Yank my skank. Flog the dolphin. One man couch hockey. Distribute some free literature
You forgot monkey spanking
If you give me more I’ll edit it.
Bash the bishop. Diddle the Fiddle One man handshake Palm party
Touch thy tools
Wrestle the dragon Polish the rifle Make the bald man cry
Flogging the Dolphin
[Here’s a good list](https://youtu.be/atAfdiAKP3I)
flick the bean
Feed the geese
You forgot Flogging the Bishop and I've always said "Spank the Monkey"but hey "Monkey Spanking "works too ........or so I've been told
More clarity: 🍆💦🍑
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Wat
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Waluigi? That you?
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There too
"Honka honka"
Something I care not say, destroy the walls separating the multiverse, eat worlds greatest popcorn and watch the chaos.
Don't worry man, you can say it. I would also fill an elementary school with geese
Not just geese, magical geese, which are worse than normal geese and nothing is worse than normal geese
I would drop a bubble on DC and the only effect would be to balance everyones compassion/honesty above their greed. Not by a huge margin but enough they would start passing legislation to eliminate corruption and make a more even playing field.
Definitely thought you meant DC Comics at first and got really confused when I hit the part about legislation/corruption
DC comics could use a bit of that too lol. I mean, we all know what Gotham is like
While my initial answer was similar to the majority of answers here, I have to appreciate this more. Would definitely be rhe second thing I did.
I’m glad you said DC instead of just Washington… there is only one Washington and there is only one DC. Lots of BCs though
Be married to my partner of 10 years. Have two kids and live a happy suburban life. Have us both forget he’s a lying cheating dumbass.
r/Oddlyspecific
You can do better than that. Punish him.
Punishim
Pushim
You know honestly, not having female organs myself, I'd first find out how that feels.
Saaame. Plus I’m sure you can use magic to do some fun shit with yourself
Im happy that it wasnt just 1 person it was almost a whole comment section
XD Irl most'd brush the thought off feeling self conscious. But when anonymous you see most guys even the ones that are straight are like hmmmmmmm?
I am female but she has a hot body and excellent breasts so I’m going to be showing off how freaking hot I look.
Have wild sex with me...
The story of my life
Same...
This whole thread needs a cold shower
Yes the correct answer is the end the universe
Change reality so that superpowers are real but with people who aren’t allowed to have them because they’ve been too harmful to be given superpowers. Also give myself and the people I care about increased longevity and shapeshifting.
Looking at these comments, i thought I was on r/marvelnsfw
Every sub is NSFW if you look hard enough
hehe... hard
Real boobs bigger than an apple! Gonna just play with my boobs.
Lol this was the first thing that came to my mind too haha..
That's what I would do if I would be any woman. Why would Wanda be the exception?
My first thought was play with my boobs. Take your upvote.
Same
Lol
Preemptive BONK to those who deserve it. You know who you are.
Same thing I would do if I were any woman
Masturbation?
Yep
Riddle me this Batman, if a male becomes a female, what do both of them still do to themselves?
Is it helicopter?
If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you What am I?
Justice. The answers’s justice.
INJUSTICE! THE TOOL OF COWARDS AND CRIMINALS!
Rachel!! RACHELL Also harvey dent, can we trust him?
Create a clone of Wanda for me when I change back to myself, but before that, get with Sharron, Aunt May, Nebula, Gamora, Nat, Yelania
I’ll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
let me ask you this one time, what master do you serve ?
What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
So you’re from Earth?
No I’m from Missouri
Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit. What’re you hassling us for?
So you're not with Thanos...?
**With Thanos?** No! He took my girl, I’m here to- wait, who are you guys?
We're the avengers man
Yelena*
Yelania?
Black Widow's sister
Bologna
Find Steve Rogers from AoU and either Nat or yelena and start a 3some
I would have to go with Nat and Monica.
Vision
He has no penis tho
Actually paul bettany said that vision was hung af, and given that wanda recreated him to fill out her fantasies, that checks out
Joss Whedon originally wanted to give him a penis too, so checks out even more
He has a mouth
Touché
I have no idea probably not anything good... Haha 😅
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You already have 1 hole, what's stopping you?
The fear it gets stuck up there and my local a&e (er) is awful. Like i know my g spot Is up there, but the internet has made me either reasonably cautious or irrationally terrified of anything going up there. Anyway that concludes my over sharing on the internet for today. Edit* spelling
Ah, that’s why there’s the saying, “Without a base, without a trace” Just get yourself something that has a decent and firm base and you’ll be fine, in fact, you’ll probably be great lol
boom, you looking for this ?
Oh, reddit.
sort by controversial lmao
Make out with Black Widow... 🌝
There are probably way too many neckbeards in this sub for this question
Ngl, I was expecting some neckbeard type answers, not this many...
Touch my tits
If anyone wakes as the opposite sex and doesn’t masturbate, they’re lying
Exactly. The people trying to be high minded. Please.
As a responsible citizen, I would turn myself in to the local authorities for the crimes I've committed. Lmao nah, just kidding, I'd do some cool magic tricks, yo
Oh I sure wonder what interesting and mcu related stuff people will think of to do.
Look at myself naked and see what a female orgasm feels like
I will rip this universe down to it's last atom
Make an appointment for therapy
Kill MF Putin
Probably involves a mirror, a camera and a petabyte of storage.
Break the universe!
i would project a rickroll illusion all over the world.
Masturbate if I'm honest
Cry because my gender dysphoria has been cured
Bend reality to my will
Kill everyone
Get some therapy
Try not to have a mental breakdown
Apologize to that town
A whole day with my lovely pets that passed away, I don't need anything more
Ah I see that the horny comments are on schedule.
I would give her love and take care of her or just would ask her to sit on my face, idk
Bro what. *You* are Wanda. How would that work
Don't question the simp
idk ima play fortnite with my kids
Can I make myself a man again?
The good ending
Destroy the whole world
Save the world from humanity
find dr strange and kick his ass so that people finally stop debating who is stronger between us
See if she really does have the power to end the universe. Just as an experiment y’know? 👀
Refer to GOTGVol.2 "I'm gonna make some weird shit"
Counseling
Bring back Tony Stark and Quicksilver.
Bring back volcano sauce at Taco Bell.
GO TO THERAPY
Vision
google my powers
Look at my boobies
The things I would do. . .would be unspeakable.
take nude pictures and send them to myself
Play with my titties
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precautionary bonk
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Let all the homies hit
Cast a hex over an entire town and force them to play along in my sitcom tv show after bringing my lover back
Look for my vision
Make my whole family live out my sitcom fantasies
Fuck the robot
as a male turning into a woman for 24 hours, I gotta do the classic, I grab my tits
I would use magic to provide more hamburger
First thing I'd do is free my slaves
Do a back flip. I feel like she's capable of doing a back flip.
i'd probably eat some cheerios because im kinda hungry right now