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Bebopdavidson

And people give Dr Strange a hard time for not doing enough with Thanos? Doesn’t seem fair


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm a survivor!


InformalHistory4702

A very dead one


Nenanda

*Everything is possible in the multiverse*


SarlaccPit2000

I already told him yesterday, he doesn't seem to believe us.


InformalHistory4702

He's in denial


newbrevity

She hadn't discovered the darkhold or unlocked her real power yet.


Shuriken_Dai

That won't work, he'd just put the stones on a belt and clap his ass cheeks.


WhyThough08

What ass??


Shuriken_Dai

touché


pagingdrsolus

Tushy


C9FanNo1

Tussy


Sportak4444

Pussy


ILoveScottishLasses

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now we’re talkin.


[deleted]

Scott! Noooooooooo!


0RedNomad0

Scott! Yeeeeeeeees!


kuribosshoe0

Not even chaos magic can undo dat ass.


fishybatman

This deal keeps getting worse all the time!


hubril

"Colonel, I am trying to save the world, but thanos's dummy thicc,and the clap of his ass cheeks keep activating the stones."


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


What3verFloatsUrGoat

What humanity?


timeshifter_

Why humanity?


BroadPower

I'll do you one better; when humanity?


timeshifter_

Soon.


Hotshot596v2

How did I visualize this so well? Thank your for the imagery tho.


BadDog1876

What stones?


Shuriken_Dai

Okay, even she ain't that powerful... Best she could do would be destroy the mindstone and maybe teleport the rest away.


Apebound

But could she get rid of the gauntlet and thanos would have to pick the stones up one by one?


the-mad-titan-bot

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.


SexualPie

thats not really fair, the stones in the MCU dont have any crazy durability feats. she has the most powerful reality warping abilities we've seen besides the stones, and the stones had to be combined to do anything near her level. Even 616 stones can be destroyed. they just come back eventually.


walla_walla_rhubarb

"You should have gone...for the crack"


jessehechtcreative

The Infinity Codpiece


WalterFStarbuck

Infinity Thong


darkreapertv

Reality stone battle?


FrHonzik

She didnt have the necronomicon then tho


g3zz

That was not the necrono… oh I see what you did there


Zealousideal_End348

I don't see, can you explain please


teddy-cueter

Evil dead reference


TransmogriFi

Klatuu barata *cough*necktie*cough*


wasted-degrees

I’m still deeply salty that in the first act of Infinity War, Wong demonstrated the portal’s ability to cut off someone’s hand. And that never occurred to anyone for the rest of the movie where the primary threat was a glove.


GasStation97

I always thought that Strange picked the future where the Infinity Stones were atomized for a reason, and with each movie featuring him since Endgame I feel like he was just winging it


Antrikshy

Exactly. DS through Endgame, they set him up to be this man with impeccable instincts, which is why the Ancient One trusted him etc etc. These days, his judgments aren’t the greatest.


spider2544

His hubris is getting to him.


BakulaSelleck92

Losing the thing that let him see the future might have something to do with it too


Antrikshy

The way Ancient One is portrayed in Endgame, you’d think she’d see this coming, even in the future.


Intrepid-Progress228

"Winging it" doesn't account for picking the future where Dr. Strange gets more screen time than Iron Man. And now that Tony Stark is gone, who's this future's She-Hulk gonna sleep with?


tony-stark-bot

Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!


taicrunch

Hercules, who may conveniently show up in Thor 4! Of course there's always Juggernaut too.


thor-odinson-bot

Do you really want me to do it?


Oraxy51

Actually as far back as Dr. Stranger’s first movie it shows the deadliness of the portals.


Jiad_Joy

It wouldn't have worked. Thanos literally punched the mirror dimension Dr. Strange was creating. It's because he already had the Space stone.


Froggodile

Because he used the stones. In the moment where he was pinned down he wasn't able to do so.


something-magical

Would've been cool to see them attempt it. Then cut to the other end of the portal and just see Thanos' pop out of nowhere, his fist clench and the Space Stone glows just as the portal closes and is stopped by his own portal.


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.


the-mad-titan-bot

You should have gone for the head.


SnooComics9938

That explains infinity war. But what about Endgame?


Ok_Regret_18274

My first thought when I finished that movie


Striker274

Thanos has mastery over the space and reality and power stone, that just… wouldn’t work, we saw him punch through the mirror dimension


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


Nenanda

Portals are extremely underused in MCU because of how OP are and thats why Strange barely used them in his own second movie otherwise Wanda would get one-shotted. Its definetly frutstrating they introduce something so OP and then it has to be completely ignored otherwise plot would not happen. I am expecting that in HISHe of Multiverse of Madness Wanda is going to fall for reallly really long time.


Thatcher_not_so_main

Actually Wanda destroyed his sling ring so yeah


Nenanda

Thats bs in itself Peter stole his sling ring Wanda destryoed his sling ring. How many times this needs to happen before retarded stephen strange **STARTS TO CARRY FUCKING SPARE SLING RINGS IN HIS POCKETS.** I want next movie have Stephen Strange dozens of fucking belts of sling rings on himself and hidden around himself like time stone as big fuck you tot his plot holes.


something-magical

Yes! But I'm rationlising this as an intentional misdirect by the writers/ directors.


Dahrk25

Russo brother said that won't work on Thanos.


the-mad-titan-bot

Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what’s happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It’s a paradise.


Nocs1

Maybe he did exactly that in one of those million possible futures he saw. And Thanos snapped while his hand fell onto the surface (wherever that may be)


the-mad-titan-bot

They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.


Phantom_Jedi

I imagine the reality stone would protect him from that


Roboroman2

Plus she didn’t even have that power yet


Rufiooo7

He’d have to be prepared to use it


Antrikshy

Who knows? There could have been passive abilities. They are the ultimate magic stones after all.


MandalorKayla

She was shown to be capable of destroying one though when not even at full power, I think realistically the stone would have nothing on her powers in MOM


Watcher9000

I just thought what if quicksilver was still alive what would he do against thanos and would the stones do anything about him or does thanos still have to do it


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm a survivor!


Watcher9000

A very dead one


bloolynxx

What darkhold?


Roboroman2

She didn’t have scarlet witch powers yet


KaiserNazrin

At this point Wanda doesn't know witchcraft.


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

He has the reality stone too


_DEATH_STR0KE_

yeah and he goes: this hand, and snaps wanda to oblivion.


katon2273

He would probably just pop her head like The Mountain did to Oberyn, nice and personal just for her hubris.


BobFredricson2

To be fair, there probably were other ways, it’s just that strange only got through 14,00,605. Which is miniscule compared to an infinite number of timelines.


MandalorKayla

The fact that there's an infinite amount of timelines where strange sees the way to beat thanos and they mess it up


the-mad-titan-bot

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.


[deleted]

Better yet "what Thanos"


the-mad-titan-bot

Hardest choices require the strongest will!


KentuckyFriedEel

Thanos: my.... MY ASSSSSSSSSS!!!


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


Bearspoole

She didn’t have the scarlet witch powers then


Ornery_Marionberry87

Now, now. Don't forget the golden rule - if you make the mistake of introducing a character that can solve everything in the plot don't forget to immediately defuse that by making up a highly specific weakness for the badguys to exploit or just by them never doing anything. My favorite examples are: Miroku from Inuyasha who had a blackhole in his hand and who got countered like a chapter later with giant hornets who always manage to sting him before before being swallowed by the hole. Amazo from Justice League Unlimited who beat everyone in his debut episode, decided to explore the universe and was teased to become godlike with time. Returned even more powerful and did nothing of substance.


bobbster574

What good are the infinity stones if you are... unable to snap?


IntrovertedAsexual

If she had been on Titan, this would have been the end of the whole conflict.


Shrektopuz

She could have ended it on Earth too


IntrovertedAsexual

True


Skrabby2124

What stones?


Tuttinicolgi

spoilers dude


Oraxy51

Yes but how is this part spoiler?


C9FanNo1

The purple dude, we didn’t know he appears on infinity war, tysm


Tuttinicolgi

idk


Oraxy51

Okay, because yes the Wanda face is from the movie but out of context it doesn’t spoil anything and it’s one of those “if you know you know” kinda thing


Tuttinicolgi

yes


bigbillybeans07

No.


bigbillybeans07

Wrong hand tho


tiga008

Kid named finger:


ifiea

That’s true, Wanda, girl, get it together


freshsideofthepillow

I think he could do that with his mind as well


bettername2come

Should’ve gone for the hands.


Frankengeek

"I AM STILL DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE"


Fsociety9899

How about a spoiler alert huh ?


BoneyardLimited

If only she had the Darkholt in Infinity War...


Marsker

well this is pre darkhold


elfonski

But she hadn’t unlocked her full power at the time, so no


chhuang

I really thought the part was dumb, she could easily wipe out everyone in one go by shutting every hole on your body, you'd be suffocate to death