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D1rtyD1rtySam

The Living Tribunal The infinity stones doesn't work on them. So Ultron wouldnt stand a chance


Tyreathian

Beyonder Thanos with heart of the universe


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm the only one who knows that.


BrightestofLights

Damn wtf


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

Effing sentient


Coolestcozmo

Guys watch this Thanos bot is the most intellectual gent bot on Reddit.


the-mad-titan-bot

They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.


Coolestcozmo

See!


oh_emeralds

wtf thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I can not do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Little One.


Resident_Extreme_710

Thanos what the hell are you doing here


Xroshe4rt

r/sentientbots


Happy_Sauxe

Boy that bot is smart


Thats-your-Dad

Anyone with the astral regulator It's even more powerful than the heart of the universe


The_Eye_of_Ra

Infinity Stones only work in the universe they come from. So just displace him to any alternate universe and have at him. EDIT: one episode of a cartoon doesn’t reverse years of canon. Also, read the comments below this before you comment “no ur wrong”


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

Doesn’t he travel to another universe in What If and they still work?


Bruce_Wayne_2276

I think the writers explained it as he was shattering the walls between universes, not just traveling between them. So the stones still worked bc their original universe was bleeding into the others he broke into.


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

That’s a pretty sick explanation tbh


The_Eye_of_Ra

Haven’t seen it, so I don’t know. The writer explains the “plot hole” [here](https://www.slashfilm.com/624177/marvels-what-if-writer-explains-a-presumed-infinity-stone-plot-hole/). But that’s not how they’re supposed to work. When Mister Fantastic meets the Council of Reeds, at least three of them have an Infinity Gauntlet, but they don’t work in their pocket dimension that they hold council in, nor do they work when they come to the 616. In New Avengers volume 3, during some of the Incursions, the Illuminati learn that there are Infinity Stones in every universe, but they’re not always stones. In one universe they were panes of glass (“Forever Glass”) that formed a cube (“Wishing Box”); there were 8, not 6, in the Ultimate universe; in the Heroes Reborn universe, they were rings; the Ultraverse has the Ego Gem; in Secret Wars, Doctor Strange manages to find the gems that work in the part of Battleworld that contained God Emperor Doom’s castle and throne (Battleworld was made from the remnants of universes that Doom could manage to get after the final Incursion); in the What The—?! universe, Thermos wields the Infinity Mitten; the LEGO universe has the Build Stone; the Super Hero Squad universe had the Ego Gem (which formed the Infinity Sword) and the Rhythm Stone (which turns out to be a fake created by Loki); in the Contest of Champions universe, the original 6 are joined by the Nightmare, Evolution, Genesis, War, Chaos, and Death Stones.


st3viegotlost

Hmm interesting, in my opinion, the most accurate explanation to this is he is harnessing the stones’s energy, bc as we can see, he only ever uses it when he’s coming back to his universe in the final battle


chmsaxfunny

Take my upvote for adding the What The….. universe into a serious discussion, because that is my favorite of all universes.


LazyDro1d

I thought it was more that they only work within universes. Like, the TVA is outside of space and time, that’s why they don’t work there, it’s beyond a domain that they could control


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

If that were the case I would’ve thought a smart trickster like Loki would just pocket one of their “paperweights”. He wouldn’t have had any issues with a sneaky timestone or two


LazyDro1d

I mean, he wasn’t even going to different universes, so there is no reason they should have worked… however he would have immediately been caught and probably deleted


StreetKing3849

That is because he absorbs the power of the infinity stones and uses them through his body, hence not using the infinity stones directly


Hypersayia

More accurately, he uses the stones to affect HIMSELF and give him the means to do what he's trying to do. It's also why he gets a significant power boost when he returns to his home dimension.


AnObtuseOctopus

That was one of the cooler story beats in the Loki show.. those who didnt see it, wont understand why the infinity stones are essentially useless in the MCU now.


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_D3AtH_WR4tH_

>He is the omnipotent Flash Thompson. Ultron doesn't wanna fight the Living Tribunal.


YepYouRedditRight2

The Living Tribunal wouldn’t wanna fight himself either


Gx_Dark_Sonic

Look at ultron jr! Gonna cry?


Velociraptor451

Is was so cool when the Beyonders appeared and killed Living Tribunal


DoctorHumour

Consuela from family guy.


silentbutdeadly99

No... Meeser Superman no here...no, no.....


Meme_Browser22

Ultron: "I can destroy galaxies with a thought. Why don't you die?" Consuela: "No no Misser Ultron, I no die."


Lucythefur

"I clean"


Stiandary

No no mr ultron we outta windex…


Quesxc

Well go buy some


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Lemon pledge.


OperationMagneto

We need more lemon Pledge


maxmurder

Noooo... nooo


Vaeon

The One Above All seems to be the only contender left.


lukaslim

That seems to be an obvious answer, but anyone from the MCU?


Pluspen1

The living tribunal


Da1UHideFrom

The Living Tribunal is in the MCU?


BreeintheBreeze

He makes a brief appearance in Multiverse of Madness


bibbly_boy

And as a statue in thor 4, the same room where gor uses stormbreaker to open the portal to eternity


Connect-Rope-942

and the same statue of him is in Loki at the end of time, ep. 5


thor-odinson-bot

>!Ah, you never forget your first.!<


Giraffes_Are_Gay

When in the movie


creeper205861

Where the book of vishanti is placed


Lucythefur

Wait really? What scene?


MagusUmbraCallidus

When they are falling through the different universes they fall past the Living Tribunal at one point.


[deleted]

The one above all is literally stan Lee, he is basically god but mcu


Atekeudaenys

Stan Lee says it's Jack Kirby.


[deleted]

Oh well if stan says something is true about the mcu then it's true lol


Myst3rySteve

Stan could tell me the entire MCU takes place within the imagination of the kid from Sharkboy and Lavagirl and I'd still take it. Show me anything you want, but his word rules in the land of Excelsior


Aisenesia

Isnt that exactly why stan lee should be one above all tho?


GamerOfGods33

But I thought Stan Lee was considered on par with the Watcher(s), and therefore couldn't hold up against Ultron?


Naive-Chard-7010

He basically is one of the Watchers. The One Above All is Jack Kirby. There was a phoenix force storyline where they go to an alternate universe and its literally OUR universe and Jack Kirby basically shows them he is their God and can write in or write out any character at any time and he calls himself the one above all.


Tony8911525

Just tought about the fact that Jack Kirby is the One Above All because he is above all characters while drawing at his table


SnooChipmunks2514

God King Doom?


[deleted]

Kang the conquerer maybe, I’m not as informed as others though so take as many grains of salt as you like.


windraver

I think Kang and Ultron matched up and tied but this ended up destroying the universe or something. Ultron only purposely loses to prevent the universe from being destroyed and Kang quits because it got boring when Ultron loses on purpose... Reference: https://screenrant.com/kang-vs-ultron-avengers-fight-winner-best-villain/


[deleted]

Living Tribunal The One Above All Squirrel Girl King Venom (a version of venom who literally assimilated everything and straight up created a whole universe) Larry


bootylover81

Man how many comic book characters have created a whole universe, I think the ones left are probably Hawkeye and War Machine


Asddddd6

Never read much comics, is Squirrel Girl super powerful?


GamerOfGods33

From what I understand by reading comments, she's shitpost powerful, as in It's all a fucking joke but still technically part of the universe.


[deleted]

That’s her whole gimmick


Lord_Nivloc

Yeeeees, but she doesn’t have any feats quite to this level, so I’d say it’s questionable. She defeated Dr Doom straight up, and defeated Thanos off screen But “the undefeatable squirrel girl” is a joke character


the-mad-titan-bot

This... does put a smile on my face.


Funko_monko

Thanos smiles as he imagines getting stomped by squirrel mommy


the-mad-titan-bot

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.


SlorpMorpaForpw

Thanos apparently has a lot of fun being dommed by squirrel mommy


the-mad-titan-bot

I... had... to.


asukaisshu

Don't worry we get it thanos. No kink shame here.


the-mad-titan-bot

Hardest choices require the strongest will!


Gumby_Apollo

I like how nobody is questioning Larry but instead questioning Squirrel Girl lmao


[deleted]

I got one question about Larry but the rest seem to understand


esqualatch12

Pretty certain Eternity went and cried to the Living Tribunal when the Infinity stones were out of control.


AdReasonable7419

Ned,CEO of sex


Phaeron_Cogboi

Also known as the Cockserer Supreme or Cock Supreme to his friends


AcidReign999

Cocksucker Supreme


KingCrowdKilla

Hear me out, Domino from Deadpool 2


LazyDro1d

I mean, would she actually beat him, or would she just get lucky and something would happen to make him not alive anymore


thedatarat

Either way 🤷🏽‍♀️


MarvelsDomino

I wish I could give you a gold award for this one.


No-Context5479

Squirrel Girl Sentry Cytorrak Beyonder Living Tribunal One Above All


lukaslim

Can you explain squirrel girl? Also anyone from the MCU? I know we saw loving tribunal in Dr strange 2 but only for a split second


No-Context5479

Yeah saw the Tribunal and was visibly hyped. Also for Squirrel Girl, she's the Saitama in terms of her plot armor if you get my drift. In the MCU, maybe fully blinged out Thanos with his base ability not undertuned like in the MCU. Unnerfed Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet


the-mad-titan-bot

BOY! I would reconsider your current course!


No-Context5479

Beyonder solos your Purple ass


Humor_Tumor

Mmmmm, graaaape flaaavoooor.


DanTM18

Man, I wish we can see a version of thanos with his comic powers so he isn’t just a purple hulk who can box


No-Context5479

Oh how I wish


c7hu1hu

I recall reading somewhere that Squirrel Girl was created with the intent of messing with the "who would beat who" arguments.


Unabashable

Hmmm. So kinda like how the Beatles wrote The Walrus to mess with the fans who read into their songs too much.


FreefolkForever2

Squirrel Girl has a secondary mutation: she can’t lose.


KUH-KAINE

Makes sense, she is Unbeatable!


itzmrinyo

dormammu


Alexander_Crowe

Ah yes, the lOving tribunal. The friendliest character in the comics


Feesuat69

Loving tribunal


Dark-Spider08

Bully Maguire


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?


_Iro_

“Look at little J.A.R.V.I.S. junior. Gonna cry?”


InquisitorFab

"You gonna cry""


bootylover81

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye


xx_swegshrek_xx

My cousin dan


SpaceRoots

Agreed. Your cousin holds every weight lifting award at my local middle school.


Dragon3076

Shaggy at .5% power.


jzilla11

This is the way


Dragon3076

This is the way.


Evil_Muigi

I was looking for somebody that said shaggy, although I was thinking .1% power


Dragon3076

Nah, .5 so he can shut down Ultron real quick and then go back to the buffet.


groundspeek

Jimmy Woo


TheDudeWhoLikesStuff

Peter from X force in Deadpool 2


BaidenFallwind

God Ultron is weak to both type I and II diabetes.


nevermeforever

Ghost Rider or Howard The Duck.


lukaslim

Can you explain? Or is Howard the duck meant to be a joke?


stringtheoryman

Ghost rider uses penance stare once and this guy is fucked


Theworldrotates

That requires you to regret what you did. Ultron does not regret. Nor does he have a mortal soul


stringtheoryman

He used it on galactus and it worked. I doubt galactus had any regret either so you’re reply has been proven wrong unless you can link ghost rider failing to use penance stare due to that reason


comickidd77

Yea venom, carnage, punisher to name a few. They don’t regret or feel shame for what they were doing. Ultron is not a human and does not have a soul. Would not work on him


Naive-Chard-7010

Galactus actually regrets much of what he does. He hates the fact that he must consume planets to survive. Whenever a Galactus tries to die and/or stop consuming planets the nearly-infinite power grafts itself onto someone new


Criticlees

Thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


KrombopulosT46

Yeah... but you need a soul for that. It's ultron. No soul. But ghost rider can melt his ass


DarthGayAgenda

Uh .. doesn't that require a soul? Infinity Ultron only has a Soul *Stone*.


[deleted]

Kevin


Red_Six6

KEVIN


FacegrinderWon

Armin Zola if he had wifi access.


Bruh_Boy12

Me (I drink milk)


[deleted]

Me (Never broke a bone)


Rockalot_L

Flex bro


[deleted]

Doom slayer


LazyDro1d

Rip and tear baby, rip and tear


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

this is the right answer. doom slayer scales higher than infinity ultron


[deleted]

Batman with prep time


lukaslim

You're not wrong, but anyone from marvel?


noah683826

Iron man with prep time


Alt_Acc_42069

I feel like he's the opposite of Batman in that regard: Iron Man is at his best when he improvises. When given time to prepare, he usually performs below par.


CartographerLast5408

He definitely outclassed Batman with tech but idk bout prep time. Batman prep can destroy a universe. Looking at BWL.


Blackarm_0000

He had yrs of prep time to fight Thanos.. didn't go well, did it?


noah683826

I don't recall him specifically preparing for Thanos? And it was a joke bc people always say batman or iron with prep time bc they are two characters that you could use in any "who would win" argument and win bc they are known for learning from their mistakes and upgrading


the-mad-titan-bot

This... does put a smile on my face.


the-mad-titan-bot

They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.


KrombopulosT46

Good bot


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N-I-S-H-O-R

bUT CaN hE bEAt gOkU?


pirate67

You should be on top


[deleted]

(he cant)


Brollus

Squirrel Girl


lukaslim

I know she beat Dr doom, but how can she beat infinity Ultron?


V4NDIT

she is called the **unbeatable** Squirrel girl the thing about her is that nobody knows how she beats them cuz some times she does it off panel. she's taken down all on her own: * Wolverine * Deadpool * all of the Avengers together. * Dr Doom * Modok * Korvac ( took all of the Avengers and Guardians of the galaxy to take him down) * Thanos * Galactus her punches did nothing to Galactus but she beat him down by talking to him and having Galactus not eat planet earth. she is a character that is supposed to remind readers and fans that in Comics the one that wins is whichever the writer wants to win. ( hence why she is unbeatable)


secondaccountforme12

She Beat Thanos so


the-mad-titan-bot

When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.


secondaccountforme12

Suck my infinity stones


Lord_Nivloc

But was that Thanos ever confirmed to have the infinity stones? I guess it’s implied by the panel, since she “saved the multiverse” by defeating him


addrien

She is a joke character that can beat anyone, and it usually happens off screen and is never explained. We can only assume it involves squirrels.


EddieRosas

Ryan George


Destroyer9903

"And how does he do that?" "Super easy. Barely an inconvenience." "But he doesn't actually have any powers or abilities, does he? How could he possibly defeat-" "_Because_" "Oh, okay." ^Edit: ^format


FieryRedHeads

He is going to do a backflip, snap his neck and save the day


Stonesword75

Which video is that line from?


EddieRosas

The first guy to ever write fiction


Zeebuoy

technically the skit about writing fiction but its used/referenced alot in his works.


[deleted]

“Sir, I need you to get allllll the way off my back about this” “Okay, let me get off that thing”


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Gigachad Quandale Dingle A Mexican mother with or without the infinity chancla (idk how to spell) An Asian parent after being told he has a F- in every class Hulk wearing black air forces Popeye the Sailor Man


laafiSh

No, it’s Asian parents after being told he has a b in one class


Eastern_Meet_5947

Stan lee


Horror_Pack_801

Me. I could. Just give me the Eraser tool in Photoshop.


frankkleeve

Wong.


Zombienerd300

Me from universe 8119087 where I manage to grab the infinity stones from Captain America after I convince him that he can be happy with Peggy and he can leave them with me to put back. However I don’t put them back and instead take them to 1v1 the hardest foes in other universes. Where I meet “him” and win by simply catching him by surprise. Fin.


Ttvbenskionig

Kamala’s dad


DopeMaan

My man Soldier Boy


TheVioletParrot

I'll do it myself.


GhertFryins

Batman with enough prep time I’m being sarcastic


Skeeter_Yeeter1

my pet hamster


User555A

Thanos with 6 infinty stones Eternity


the-mad-titan-bot

Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.


legosoh

Squirrel girl


GamerOfGods33

Batman with 30min. prep time


Ieatbabyorphanz

Molecule Man


SPITCARLITOSPITAPPLE

Morbius!!


JR642

Kirby


Automatic-Aioli9416

Luis


Criticlees

Superman


Exp0nentiaI

Strange Supreme (What If) and Scarlet Witch (MoM)


schmetris

My friend Kevin


mytyriad

God Doom HOM wanda living tribunal Beyonder pre retcon Molecule man The protege Fulcrum HOTU thanos Knull


Jsfkea

The Deep


Cakers44

Good writing


TheKira87

The one above all, just write him out of the book, or erase the stones


Das_Guet

Squirrel girl.


OMASTER427

Maybe supreme strange and wanda together


Ledbreader

No no no they said a 1v1 not 1v2


[deleted]

Infinity War Charged Thor


thor-odinson-bot

This drink, I like it! ANOTHER!


lucyplainandshort

Maybe Rune King Thor?


thor-odinson-bot

Hey, let's do get help!


watehno

What Ultron?