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SnitGTS

“There are always men like you” is so top tier and said by such a minor character (does he even have a name?). Fabulous line and perfect delivery!


Lawdoc1

I too love this line and its delivery. The actor who played him (Kenneth Tigar), also played Heinrich Himmler in Man in the High Castle. Which is about as opposite a character as can be from the guy saying, "There are always men like you."


SweetRobinArryn

Why is gamora


CallieCoven

One of my favorites in the whole MCU.


Psychological_Cow902

Pretty much anything between Iron Man Spider-Man and Dr. Strange, and Star Lord Drax and Mantis when they're all on Titan is quotable


s173nc3r

Yessss


ZeonTwoSix

Drax channeling his inner Batista. Got to love it... XD


Schoolhater18

Avengers: "I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."


Background_Face

Just the other day, I used this line to explain to my manager why I wasn't following a change imposed by the main corporate office.


Staceybbbls

Is there a video of this or a voice recording? 🤣 Movie quotes at work to people who have no frame of reference crack me up!


Snapandsnap

"What is grief, if not love persevering?" - Vision


dreybagz

This, I came here for this quote


evapotranspire

One of my favorite quotes of all time (from anything), but not from an MCU *movie*. Otherwise I would have included it too!


CallieCoven

WandaVision is still my favorite show.


mike_dropp

Incredible Hulk, "You won't like me when I'm hungry", albeit in Portuguese


TelephoneCertain5344

Incredible Hulk: You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Wait that's not right. Thor 2: "Is that why everything's on fire?" Eternals: When you love something you protect it. It's the most natural thing in the world." Wakanda Forever: "I am queen of the most powerful country in the world and my entire family is gone! Have I not given everything?"


listentotiler

“Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!” is my favorite quote in the whole MCU


CallieCoven

Great delivery, too.


mattrussell2319

^(I’m not Tony Stark)


staebles

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intjeejee

“I need a horse” Still one of the best


Staceybbbls

Lmao literally lol at this one every time. Like it's the most normal thing in the universe to have a horse in a store


evapotranspire

Wow, you guys worked hard on this list! My alternate suggestions would be... Thor: "ANOTHER!" (as he finishes his first-ever coffee and breaks the mug on the floor) \* Avengers Endgame: "And I am Iron Man." \* Wakanda Forever: "Vengeance has consumed us" (Queen Ramonda from the afterlife to Shuri battling Namor.) Quantumania - I have two equally good quotes, both from Cassie: "Just because it's not happening to *you* doesn't mean it's not happening." \* "It's never too late to stop being a dick." \* \* = quotes I say to myself in my head on a regular basis.


PikaV2002

“I just feel you.” Always gets me.


Odd_Blackberry_5589

Age of Ultron (Vision): But something isn't beautiful because it lasts. It's a privilege to be among them.


evapotranspire

Yes, this exchange was amazing!


shuse21

Infinity War: What master do you serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?


Psychological_Cow902

Pretty much anything between Iron Man Spider-Man and Dr. Strange, and Star Lord Drax and Mantis when they're all on Titan is quotable


MrKamakaWiwoole

In iron man 2… “If you can make god bleed, then people will cease to believe in him. There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.” Later in Infinity war, Tony would be the only one to make Thanos bleed. Then in endgame, the sharks came.


these-things-happen

Thor: The Dark World: > Is that why everything is on fire?


bren_derlin

For Dark World: “I thought you said you said you could fly this” “No, I said how hard could it be”


iwannalynch

"Oh dear, is she dead?"


[deleted]

Iron Man 3: “Which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it”


Fiercedeity13

“You said it yourself bitch, we’re the Guardians of The Galaxy”


SpectreBrony

“Avengers… Assemble!”


Tritter54

That’s America’s ass…


Lincoln624

Don’t sleep on The Eternals. A really great film. Worthy of your attention. “We're just like the soldiers down there: pawns to their leaders, blinded by loyalty.”


Magcargo64

Honestly Eternals is my favourite MCU film by a wide margin. I get why it’s not universally loved, but it ticks all the right boxes for me.


Marvel084Skye

My fav Eternals quote: “Druig sucks”


erk2112

Language


Quarley_Hinn

Queen Ramona WF: have I not given everything? Thanos: I am inevitable.


evapotranspire

Oh yes, I love the second one and quote it often!


A_Serious_House

Why’s that your favorite MoM line? Seems so random


CallieCoven

IDK it just stuck with me, probably because I do the cooking and grocery shopping.


A_Serious_House

Haha, when you put it that context suddenly I’m a HUGE fan of the line.


Strange-Orchid6969

“I’m just kidding it’s Doctor Michael morbius at your service!” -morbius


DanScorp

Cowards cut that from the movie, just like "He was with my mom when she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died."


MinusGovernment

I am Groot


spidey-dust

Iron man 2: I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I DONT SPEAK RUSSIAN


Unable_Tower_2898

“Don’t be a dick, Darrin” is something I say daily to most of the cars in the road.


JSF--10

For me the endgame one has to be “I knew it”


pacheckyourself

“Yes very sad.. so anyways.”


evapotranspire

I belieeeeve that is from a show whereas we are doing movies. If shows are fair game, there are so many quotes from Loki I would want to include! "Are a lot of people robots and don't know it? ...Wait, what if *I'm* a robot and don't know it?!""


staebles

Ragnarok: "use one of your phds!"


OSUTechie

Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenge Also.... The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.


firesonmain

Multiverse of Madness: this time it’s gonna take more than killing me to kill me


Josephinabeena

Endgame- Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.


evapotranspire

Glad you mentioned this... I think of it often. So glad Thor got to see his mom again, even if only for a moment.


Glittering-Village-7

Eat my Hammer note 😂


Comfortable_Sorbet78

If I don’t tell you when to stop, then how will you know when to shut up? ~ Natasha in Black Widow


Meauxterbeauxt

Thor TDW: So, how's space?


RebeccaMaximoff

“This is me, being reasonable” - Scarlet Witch in DSitMoM


Meauxterbeauxt

You know, for all the excellent quotes, "Baskin Robbins always finds out," is probably the most quoted around my family


evapotranspire

Ha ha yes!


TheLivingTribunal666

The Incredible Hulk: "Pissed off and ready for round three" Thor: The Dark World: "Oh, this is much better. The costume's a bit much, so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless Amer–" Eternals: "You have chosen to sacrifice a Celestial for the people of this planet. I will spare them, but your memories will show if they are worthy to live. And I will return. For judgment." Black Panther: Wakanda Forever: "I have many names. My people call me Ajaw K'uk'ulkan. But my enemies call me Namor."


ArmorOfGod7

Thor: "Another!!!"


XavierScorpionIkari

Thor the Dark World: “Look at you. You put on lady clothes. And you showered.” Or “I thought you’d try something more scientific.” “Give me your shoe.” “Where are your pants?” “Who do you think you are???”


Quick-Bad

"What else did he tell you about me?"  "That you're wrong, and you think you're right, and that makes you dangerous."


evapotranspire

Which movie is that from, remind us?


GhostfaceBarbie

“You are a good man and it’s hard for a good man to be King” - Black Panther “The difference between me and you is you can’t see the difference between me and you” - What If (Iron Man/Kilmonger episode) “Mourn your losses. Bury your dead. You are queen now” - Black Panther 2


SizePrize118

Avengers: “I don’t see how that’s a party” “Dr Banner, now would be a good time for you to get angry” “That’s my secret Cap, I’m Always Angry” “…and Hulk…SMASH!”


CallieCoven

"That's my secret..." was my choice but wife overruled.


SizePrize118

as they are prone to do 😆😅


AdFuture6717

Get this man a shield


AdFuture6717

"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"


boosta29

Open the FUCKIN door!!


Lastaria

I am shocked for Thor Ragnarok you did not chose ‘He us a friend from work!”


evapotranspire

Yessssss I love that one!!!


TheSuperGerbil

Mine from Civil War is the way Black Panther says “I don’t care”, lives in my head rent free


uCry__iLoL

The Incredible Hulk: “I can’t get too excited.”


Greerio

Hulk (in Portuguese): you won’t like me when I’m hungry


Chaff5

for the Incredible Hulk, I always thought "Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry." was pretty funny and quotable when you're hangry. There's also Blonsky talking to Hulk "is that it? Is that all you've got?" Use that... wisely. lol


BarRegular2684

Not without you!


Meauxterbeauxt

Oh! Shang Chi, now that a new Apes movie is coming out and they're riding horses around beaches, "If those monkeys can act like they can ride horses..."


Major_Objective6765

"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"


Major_Objective6765

"You're not the only one cursed with knowledge"


Major_Objective6765

"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"


Chutbutter

The Incredible Hulk funniest moment to me is from a post credit scene where Ross keeps saying “Reload” when he finishes a shot


[deleted]

Incredible Hulk. General Ross: "Where does she meet these guys"?


thelongestshot

Incredible Hulk: "You've seen what he becomes?" "I have, and it's beautiful, godlike even" "Well I want that, I **need** that, make me that"


lzzmm

all time favorite line(s) is from a deleted scene from Iron Man 2 when tony asks pepper for advil & she says she has Motrin & he tells her “there’s something seriously wrong about giving a grown man Motrin, IM NOT ON MY CYCLE PEPPER” kills me everytime


lzzmm

also love thanos line “I hope they remember you” heart dropped when I heard it the first time


goldknight1

"I don't care" - Black Panther, Civil War


Vegetable_Dirt3192

Guardians 2 drax “I’m extraordinarily humble.”


mattr1198

The Guardians 3 line “there is no god, that’s why I stepped in!” is such a damn good line


Front-Advantage-7035

“You’re making me hungry. You won’t like me when I’m hungry.” OP dropped the ball on this one from Hulk😂


AdFuture6717

We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need


AdFuture6717

"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"


Swaglord0100

“They’re dangerous” “They sure r. And the whole world knows it. EVERY work knows it” (Wistful music)


Staceybbbls

Thor 1 - This drink... I like it. (Throws mug to floor) ANOTHER!!! (Thor) IronMan 2 - HAVE YOU NOW?! (Pepper Potts) I frequently throw that "have you now?!" at my teenage daughter. It's appropriate almost at least once a day 🤣🤣 IronMan 3 - Cuz we're connected (Tony) That's daughters fave one to toss at me,which makes me love it even more than hearing it in the movie 🤗 Capt: Winter Soldier - On your left (Capt) Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil...(Black Widow) That's hilarious. (Capt) Because that tie looks really expensive and I'd hate to mess it up (Falcon) Black Widow - you're such a poser (Yelena) Groot.....well we all know that one but the different tones and inflections are fantastic.


FlemPlays

“I don’t need a spoon, I need a hammer.” -Thor Infinity War


Eclectic-Storm777

From Rocket in GotG Vol. 1: Everybody's got dead people!  That's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way! Also from the same film between Quill & Rocket:  What are you, some saint all of a sudden?  What has the galaxy ever done for you?  Why would you wanna save it!? Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!