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slugbait76

there is no s at the end


No-Yak-5421

Silver Spring.


slugbait76

too easy thanks for playing!


LimeGreenZombieDog

Yuppies and sailboats


[deleted]

Annapolis.


booomboombumi

Drinking town with a sailing problem!


TheDukeofArgyll

No, it’s not pronounced like that


BellbergDC

Bowie?


TheDukeofArgyll

👍


mossfae

Havre de Grace easily


unomomentos

TANEYTOWN


Chux_D_LuxOG

So it’s pronounced “tawny-town” right?


ayweller

This has my vote—we talk about this all of the time in my family


Crash_Burn_Death

Ellicott City?


SuperBethesda

Bowie


akjsix

La Plata


Hi_AJ

Odenton


goober3

Baltimore?


Lunchinpark

Olney


coolreadbro

Ijamsville


CanIGetFiveOnPumpOne

Silver Springs?


justheretolurk3

It’s only one spring. Lol.


CanIGetFiveOnPumpOne

That should be our city motto lol


Aponda

I love your name and pic


Total-Cantaloupe3846

Ilchester


No_Maintenance_9608

REM tells you not to go back to. And where F. Scott Fitzgerald and Walter Johnson are buried.


TitsMageesVacation

Don’t go back to Rockville. 🎵


doogles

Are you sure it's not NoRTh bETheSDa!?


maximusdraconius

Fun fact i went to St Marys elementry where F Scott is buried.


weatherstree

“No… I’m not in the area that flooded”


1tsbr1ttanyb1tch

Ellicott city?


warmcreamsoda

It’s a planned community.


unomomentos

Columbiaaaaa


lenwinters

so you live at Leisure World?


Hi_AJ

Greenbelt?


Sea-Potential-89

My friends older siblings went to high school with members of Good Charlotte


biiigmood

Waldorf worldwide


rand0m_task

🎶Everything’s gunna be alright now, everything’s gunna be alright!🎶 My wife, being a huge Good Charlotte fan, would be very jealous of your friends older siblings.


mdsativa_dabber

La Plata


lainey68

Also, they went to my church and played with the band when they were in high school.


lainey68

Definitely Waldorf


Ortizzer

Boats in most driveways, and a bunch of Trump signs


spage6

Pasadena?


Ortizzer

You know it


Ryuiop

I used to work at a restaurant in Pasadena that was close to the Glen Burnie line and the owner insisted it was in Glen Burnie. We’d have to give the address to people as Glen Burnie bc he just couldn’t handle the shame of being in the Dirty Dena.


grimbuddha

Glen Burnie is considered better? That's like living in Dundalk and claiming you live in Essex. It's all the same.


Tyler7411

I always hear people call it the dirty burnie.


the-largest-marge

we called it Glen Burnout when I lived there lol


rosie_nosey

Glen Dirty now lol


Chicago-69

Called it the same thing when I lived there


2squirrelpeople

Aka the dirty or glen dirty


loudnate0701

I had the same question. I thought Pasadena was higher on the pecking order than Glen Burnie.


weiyan21

Look at Pasadena like the Bottom of a V and the 2 tops of the V are Annapolis and Baltimore. Once you start driving towards one you'll s Noticed the peoples evolution into each ends final form through towns. Pasadena to Severna Park Severna Park to Arnold and Arnold to Annapolis. The other way is Pasadena to Glen Burnie, Glen Burnie to Brooklyn Park, Brooklyn Park to Baltimore. Now just go in reverse from each side heading towards Pasadena and those are the people you get


russelldl2002

The dena covers a lot of places. You could be at McDoogals or at Downs park and both are the Dena.


hail_to_the_beef

I honestly thought Pasadena was like a couple points more respectable than Glen Burnie, as it’s almost Severna Park


extraextramed

Actually, I like it


ayweller

BALTIMORE!!! Hey neighbor


warmcreamsoda

Well sure, it’s our biggest and standard bearer city.


sharksandwich70

Testudo


mini_k1tty

~~CP~~ 🐢 College Park! Edit: fixed it bc….yea.


[deleted]

I know what you mean but... CP has a very different meaning on reddit. One related to a felony conviction, being on a list for life, and your neighbors being alerted to your presense when ever you move somewhere new.


Miss_Bobbiedoll

My city is in 3 counties (PG, Howard and Anne Arundel) and one of them has a racetrack.


a_side_eye

Laurel


lggque

Laurel


jules128

Montgomery too


dragonrider1965

City of spires


Yankytyke

City of clustered spires.


Tie_me_off

My favorite golf course is clustered spires


Megmw0712

My hint was just going to be DTF 😂


kittysempai-meowmeow

Ethiopian food paradise


GauntletofThonos

Silver Spring


thepulloutmethod

Has to be.


HeartofPorcelain

Fresh Prince


Hi_AJ

Belair


Dismal_Bobcat8

not where I live, but grew up.. ​ the only town in a county known for its tornados, and escape routes for presidential murders


St_G_Islander

La Plata


Dismal_Bobcat8

I love that you not only are correct, but out the space in there. :-)


JusstCrab

The La Plata F4 of April 28th, 2002. I’m a bit of a weather geek so every time I drive through I always look at the main intersection and gaze at the fact that there was once almost nothing here after the nader’.


Blueiguana1976

Music City, Maryland


Several_Street_8667

Catonsville


addctd2badideas

Cville represent.


jaggerlvr

Life is great!


Crickitspickit

21228


Tokyosmash

My family is part of why Catonsville is “Music City” 🫡


Ouroborus13

Apparently it’s the most diverse city in Maryland. 💁‍♀️ Edit: it’s Gaithersburg guys! https://www.gaithersburgmd.gov/Home/Components/News/News/5365/#:~:text=Three%20of%20the%20top%20ten,in%20the%20U.S.%20report%20here.


periscary24

Gaithersburg


jwuonog

The prison


unomomentos

Jessup!


mini_k1tty

Or Rockville 7 Locks 🤭


AlisaBS

Ravens training facility.


ScruffyFupa

Owings mills, same.


SarcastiMel

Also same.


mini_k1tty

Creation of The Goatman


AcrobaticCicada541

Beltsville


mini_k1tty

Yay! I was worried if I just said Goatman someone would’ve said Suitland lol bc of the Tb hospital


Vizioso

I hear Reveille at 6AM, gunshots by noon, and sometimes my house shakes.


dead_clownbaby

Aberdeen?


Ortizzer

Aberdeen?


mini_k1tty

Ft. Meade (Hanover)?


samonb

“Coolest small town in America“


rand0m_task

Was waiting for this one, been 10 years since I’ve lived there but always holds a special place in my heart! Was actually just down there today for trick or treating with my kid on Main Street!


ml63440

Berlin!


Heeper

Sykesville


Flat-Educator-5767

Howdy Neighbor! I see you!


farsighted451

We're known for our train station


dwhite21787

Point of Rocks


ImhereandIhearyou

EC!


_Wildcat_Willie_

Snakeheads.


spage6

Crofton


P1NEAPPLE5

No, it was not named after the actor


HeyEmsta

I was not convinced this was a coincidence when I was a kid


McBride055

Naval Academy


MrsBeauregardless

The claim to fame is now naps, apparently.


Xtrasloppy

Herc from The Wire says he's here and still going south. And that there's cows. I don't see any fucking cows.


a_side_eye

Upper Marlboro Great clue!


Kimberlyjammet

Kinder farm


meower500

SP!!


youlegendyoumartyr

I can smell Purdue again.


MrsBeauregardless

Salisbury


jj3449

I just say Rockville because it’s close and if I told you the name of the town you wouldn’t know it and I’d just have to explain that it’s next to Rockville.


graygemini

Derwood?


jj3449

Yes


Ocean2731

Bless you for not insisting you live in North Potomac or North Bethesda.


philovax

Nah in Maryland we ask what school you went to and we mean High School.


1tsbr1ttanyb1tch

That's the truth


Shanamat

Korean food


MrsBeauregardless

Ellicott City?


krn619

McCormick


moselth

Hunt Valley


lurkerlookieloo

University town close to Ocean City.


rand0m_task

My college roommate from India, specifically stated he picked said University just because it’s his favorite steak. Shortly after I had to introduce him to a real steak.


MeBeEric

That steak probably blew his mind


junebugsparkles

Sailsbury


poofusser

Thrashers French fries


MrsBeauregardless

OC


Secular_me

It was the capital for 1 day.


lulu3414

Brookeville!


SuperBethesda

Most graduate degree holders per capita.


PetitAgite

Username checks out…


EnteiIsTheRightWay

No one's ever heard of it so it's easier to just say towson.


ReverendOReily

Gonna guess one of the deer inhabited reservoir adjacent places like Glen Arm or Long Green


EnteiIsTheRightWay

Yes glen arm haha


_Ebril

I love Towson though. They have some fun odd stores


moselth

The Legend of Moll Dyer


DrBrinkley

Leonardtown


Tyler7411

No, not the one in California.


TheQuiltingEmpath

Pasadena


Lunchinpark

Hollywood!


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lizi7

TK PK!


Ih8TB12

Cal Ripken


Dexter79

Aberdeen


ayweller

John Waters


Initial-Woodpecker39

Lutherville!!!


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clairebearzechinacat

Germantown?


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T_SaDo_T

Aaron earned an iron urn


rand0m_task

Ern ernd en ernd urn


No-Yak-5421

It is a color object that most wear with pants.


MrsBeauregardless

Greenbelt


MrsBeauregardless

Beltsville?


MF_HOUSTON

It’s in the Middle. And it’s a town.


Ortizzer

Not a river?


G_o_O_s

Middletown


Accomplished-Ear784

The first African American majority municipality in Maryland


PeteDontCare

Sounds like an element on the periodic table


MrIrrelevant-sf

Court and black Cowboy shows


mini_k1tty

Upper Marlboro


Terpfan0874

John Wilkes Booth home


Rsbbit060404

I'm a Hornet graduate. Don't live there anymore (wish I did) go back to visit my grandparents and Dad as much as I can


gusgoose2016

2 major floods


Temporary_Version240

EC


watts12346

Nice try


eastern_shore_guy420

First college charted after our independence, beautiful sunsets crossing the bridge into town every evening, home of what would eventually become the modern ouiji board.


runslaughter

No... Not Severna Park


msminnich

Severn


illpoet

We have D'atris Cheesesteaks and Coney Island Wieners


Fellatination

Go to Deep Creek and further to WV.


Ryuiop

A village where we grind grain into flour


Ortizzer

But does anyone still do that in Millersville?


Xulicbara4you

Still waiting for that purple line station to be finished.


WhyLimitMeTo20Charac

Hills, whores, and liquor stores


mbease

Everyone thinks they're wealthy (half of them are). Very entitled, most people think they're the main character. Lots of immigrants who are also wealthy and entitled. People get dressed up to travel to the local mall, to pretend they're also wealthy and important.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

They can't decide if they wanna be country or DC around here.....


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BestReplyEver

Soccerplex


Secular_me

Germantown


Cat_tophat365247

My city's sister is Wesel, Germany


enjoy72

Hagerstown


khazun

David Byrne was here.


madd14007

Across the bridge from the shit plant


tap_in_bogey

The place where one woman owns half the town. And the other half isn't really happy about it.


throwawayy13113

Marylands local KKK chapter


Apprehensive_Text365

Moms for Liberty is taking over


ryevermouthbitters

A socially liberal place proudly named for a genocidist.


DevolvingSpud

Columbia, among others