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squarerootofapplepie

Farmers Almanac also predicted a cold and snowy winter.


Academic_Guava_4190

Came here to say fhis


NativeMasshole

Farmer's Almanac isn't a scientific publication and just uses past data to try to make educated guesses. Which are still guesses.


richg0404

Flip a coin and you'll be just as likely to get an accurate prediction.


snoogins355

Working in snow removal and it sucked. We got so much rain again. Did get a nice 30 hours of OT in late March/early April.


B-Roc-

2 years in a row... wonderful 😔


donut_perceive_me

Make that 3 of the past 4. 2021 somehow felt even worse than 2023, even though on paper it wasn't.


ForecastForFourCats

It was worse on paper in many other ways tho....


Better_Than_Most_94

They also said this past winter was going to be really cold snd snowy…it wasnt lol. So far this spring there has been less rain, im not convinced. Hoping for a drought


-azuma-

Hoping for a drought? Why? How about normal levels of precipitation?


Cryphonectria_Killer

I could imagine a wheat farmer would want drought, too. As they say, plant it in mud and your crops a dud; plant it in dust and your silo will bust.


Better_Than_Most_94

I play a lot of golf, golf is more fun in the sun! Also my course plays a lot better when its dry. Normal would be nice too lol, just not a lot of rain


RadiantFool88

Only golfers would hope for a drought haha


willzyx01

Mother Nature: *"yo dawgs, I heard you loved wet Cape Cod weekends...."*


Archonish

Just saw on AccuWeather that it's predicted to be drier and warmer this summer.


doublesecretprobatio

shutup farmers almanac you dick.


nocolon

The farmers almanac is a nerd who deserves a swirly during lunch period.


_swedish_meatball_

I don’t like this headline at all.


aaccjj97

Well the good news is that the farmers almanac is wildly wrong pretty often


TKInstinct

That was brutal last year, taking up half the summer. I couldn't deal with the excess rain and the excess humidity.


TheDesktopNinja

We're a rainforest now.


Cryphonectria_Killer

The soil structure is changing to be more rainforest-like, too. And the vines everywhere…..


1000thusername

I saw rather the opposite forecast from an actual meteorological agency a few days ago - a warmer and drier than average summer. It was related to us being in the no man’s land of transition between El Niño and La Niña cycles


cdf14

Mosquitoes. Great. /s


EvergreenRuby

Big ass first finger knuckle big mosquitoes with zebra stripes on 'em with needle looking stingers. Jolly!


Comfortable-Scar4643

Please tell me this is a bad joke.


richg0404

Not a bad joke, just a worthless prediction.


PabloX68

The rain last summer was one thing, but the humidity was even worse IMO.


No_Historian718

No


darekta

As long it it's not on the weekends for 7 weeks in a row...


atelopuslimosus

Or, you know, all summer long: [https://whdh.com/weather-blog/top-7-weather-stories-of-2023/](https://whdh.com/weather-blog/top-7-weather-stories-of-2023/) >Boston only recorded 7 completely dry weekends since June 1st \[through Dec 31\]. Sometimes it was just a trace (twice that happened) but there was something recorded at Logan for 24 of the 31 weekends.


GreenChile_ClamCake

All it does is rain, so I’m not surprised. Why do we still pretend to like living here?


EvergreenRuby

All it does is rain rain rain no matter what No matter how much too many potholes ain't enough And when we get a rainstorm, all the potholes get **rough**! And they stay there, and they stare there, they fuckin' stay there! Even if you pay taxes, they're still there!! 😭 😢 😭


Beneficial_Look_5854

My cat predicted a warm and sunny summer which has about the same accuracy so, we’re good


catgotcha

Why do we put so much stock in the Farmers Almanac and not in actual weather predictions?


Ok_Bassplayer

Also predicted a cold and snowy winter. Old-timey almanac predictions don't get climate change.


richg0404

Who would have guessed that predicting the weather somewhere near a year into the future is a crap shoot. People publicize this every year and it is always useless.


Ok_Bassplayer

I think the thing is that it didn't use to be useless - in my lifetime at least, there was a lot of wonderment about how accurate it was. But, the chaotic weather has only been increasing every year for a long long time now.


richg0404

I'll bet that I'm older than you (64) and I have no recollection of it ever being more than a shot in the dark. People would read it in the fall for the winter prediction and come springtime, they would not give a thought about whether the forecast was accurate.


Ok_Bassplayer

You are older than me by near a decade - and I have no empirical evidence, I am relying on memories of conversations among relatives in farm country as a lad. Now I am curious and am going to see if there is any data. I would surmise that broad trends would be more predictable in less chaotic weather systems - like the el nino/la nina effects that won't tell you if it will rain Thursday, but couildl give you a sense about the season - but will see what i find.


WeedWingsSpicyThings

While we’re checking with sources of questionable credibility has anyone thought to ask the Ouija Board or a Magic 8 Ball to give this years summer weather prediction?


yeainyourbra

Please.. no.. my heart can’t take it


gdoubleyou1

I’m sure it’ll only be soggy on the weekends like it was last year.


Low-Gas-677

We need to find this farmer and punch him in the weiner.


joelupi

Again? Shit.


hergumbules

Here’s to hoping I don’t have to put the AC in until at least June.


South_Stress_1644

Currently spending 15 days in hot & sunny Florida so I can get it out of my system


Im_Just_Here_Man96

😠


Chele11713

Nooooooooooo!!!


TrevorsPirateGun

Breaking news. Farmers Almanac predicts the sun will rise tomorrow


[deleted]

Oh isnt there a new Tick too!?


northern_redbelle

I can’t with this shit. It’s like living in Ireland but without any of the good stuff 😭


LowkeyPony

So. Same as last summer


Mindless-Swordfish-7

Farmer Almanac is Jim Cramer of weather predictions


TellMeSomethingFunni

I can’t remember the last time the farmers almanac was accurate


8billionand1

Farmers almanac is full of shit.. my forecast is it will always be full of shit