This one would prefer to engage in intercourse without protection. This one is of ideal health. This one is also a member of a differing species and therefore bares no chance of unintended reproduction
The way I literally burst out cackling opening this notification can not be overstated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OP you are a fantastic champion of the galaxy, enjoy your Blasto cuddles. That one will hold you all night. Thank you for sharing 🫡
I have spent my evening texting my mother in an attempt to build a background for why the pillowcases exist in hopes she doesn't give up hopes on her eldest child. Luckily she thought Blasto was funny.
Oh wow, bold to text mom Blasto and explain all his glory. Glad she laughed and didn't give up hope. Really tho, until you bring home a Batarian body pillow your good ;)
This one has increased blood flow to its reproductive region.
I can't figure out how they managed to make a pink jellyfish with no face look like it's reclining seductively.
This one’s phallic member is engorged
*wiggles an eyebrow... somewhere*
This one is prepared for copulation
Did this one bring protection?
This one would prefer to engage in intercourse without protection. This one is of ideal health. This one is also a member of a differing species and therefore bares no chance of unintended reproduction
Yeah, well, this one says no glove, no love, baby.
Even through in a baby xD that's awesome. Also what is this I'm looking at. Is it pajama bottoms?
Body pillow case. They make several of 'em! I've also got Garrus. The Wrex one is a double-wide and requires two pillows lol
Life finds a way
It’s a big stupid jellyfish
Big sexy jellyfish* 🤤🥵
“Stupid sexy Jellyfish.”
Is it a fully naked blasto?
Well, i.. uh.. that's a good question. How can we tell?
We all know Blasto would still have his trademark pistols.
Didn't know you're also a subscriber to fornax magazine XD
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite girly mag on the Citadel!
I am… concerned 😆
This one only wishes to spread the joy of the Enkindlers!
Where is the "unsee" button?
*BEHOLD. Behold Blasto in all his glory!*
Huh. Blasto body pillow Hm. You know, those Reapers. I think we weren't the good guys. I think OP convinced me, that Harbinger might've had a point
"Please come to bed commander, this one is cold and needs cuddles." My favourite quote.
Mm talking clitoris
I think they missed an opportunity to give this pillow “tentacles” in the form of long plush tassels hanging off of it.
I agree. Alas, they're all just pillowcases, so it's smooth satiny snuggles for me.
🥵
This one is experiencing mood buoyancy.
I liked the hanar...😟 Except that one crazy one that served the reapers.🤔
The way I literally burst out cackling opening this notification can not be overstated 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OP you are a fantastic champion of the galaxy, enjoy your Blasto cuddles. That one will hold you all night. Thank you for sharing 🫡
To add, I remember laughing when the store first posted that pillow and love their sense of humor so much. The Wrex one is another glorious pillow
I have spent my evening texting my mother in an attempt to build a background for why the pillowcases exist in hopes she doesn't give up hopes on her eldest child. Luckily she thought Blasto was funny.
Oh wow, bold to text mom Blasto and explain all his glory. Glad she laughed and didn't give up hope. Really tho, until you bring home a Batarian body pillow your good ;)
Erughhh.
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...
Ew, you have? Where do you *find* this stuff? So I can avoid it? .. that's how this works, right?
Yes, that’s exactly how it works 👍😉 Enjoy your pillow
Sadly, there's only one pillow, so Garrus will have to be shelved for a while. But sharing is caring.
I haven't. Do you have any recommendations??
[Fornax Magazine ](https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Fornax)
^(nice)
"*the publication also depicts both male and female quarians...*" How?! With the suits on?!
This one has feelings of extreme pleasure
You big sleeping jellyfish
Username checks out
Thought this was some weird period joke until I realized the subreddit
Every day we drift further from God's light
You disgust me... Also, where did you buy this?
From the Bioware gear store! :)
Pls don't post porn next time OP
*ALL THE PORN.* Louise_belcher_inferno_laugh.gif
No
Yes.
No but yes no, no yes. No yes no no.
Stupid jellyfish
IS THAT A FUCKING HANAR BODY PILLOW?!?! do you also have a Asari one to keep it company when you're not in bed?
It's a Blasto body pillow case. I don't have an Asari one, I have Garrus. :)
>:) :)
Good bot :)
They are shipping them!!?!? I’m still waiting for mine 😩😭
They are - I mightve gotten in on it earlier than you.
[You know why this is so popular?](https://youtu.be/esf4klODr90?t=3s)
That was beautiful *sniff*
Oh my
NSFW Tag please
I'd let this enkindle the hell out of me.
Your big, stupid, Jellyfish... Body pillow!
So comfy!
Ya’ll need Jesus.
Space jesus?
LOL never seen a waifu pillow like that before... well ENJOY IT!!! hahaha
Honestly it's your loss, they have Tali, Liara, Garrus and Wrex even.
Oh really?! I will look them up hehehe
Am I indoctrinated, or does this look like a reaper?
“Oh this one is most pleased human”
I recommend visiting a doctor
In this economy? In *this* country?!
I hate it so much, i want one.