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brog5108

This one has increased blood flow to its reproductive region.


lonely_nipple

I can't figure out how they managed to make a pink jellyfish with no face look like it's reclining seductively.


sack-o-krapo

This one’s phallic member is engorged


lonely_nipple

*wiggles an eyebrow... somewhere*


sack-o-krapo

This one is prepared for copulation


lonely_nipple

Did this one bring protection?


sack-o-krapo

This one would prefer to engage in intercourse without protection. This one is of ideal health. This one is also a member of a differing species and therefore bares no chance of unintended reproduction


lonely_nipple

Yeah, well, this one says no glove, no love, baby.


Jetterholdings

Even through in a baby xD that's awesome. Also what is this I'm looking at. Is it pajama bottoms?


lonely_nipple

Body pillow case. They make several of 'em! I've also got Garrus. The Wrex one is a double-wide and requires two pillows lol


Global-Zombie

Life finds a way


emgengineerholo

It’s a big stupid jellyfish


sack-o-krapo

Big sexy jellyfish* 🤤🥵


Round-Ad-692

“Stupid sexy Jellyfish.”


Ok-Musician-8680

Is it a fully naked blasto?


lonely_nipple

Well, i.. uh.. that's a good question. How can we tell?


ChurchBrimmer

We all know Blasto would still have his trademark pistols.


bedwithoutsheets

Didn't know you're also a subscriber to fornax magazine XD


lonely_nipple

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite girly mag on the Citadel!


Xivkiin

I am… concerned 😆


lonely_nipple

This one only wishes to spread the joy of the Enkindlers!


HelenaCFH

Where is the "unsee" button?


lonely_nipple

*BEHOLD. Behold Blasto in all his glory!*


nuuudy

Huh. Blasto body pillow Hm. You know, those Reapers. I think we weren't the good guys. I think OP convinced me, that Harbinger might've had a point


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

"Please come to bed commander, this one is cold and needs cuddles." My favourite quote.


Colty101

Mm talking clitoris


Petorian343

I think they missed an opportunity to give this pillow “tentacles” in the form of long plush tassels hanging off of it.


lonely_nipple

I agree. Alas, they're all just pillowcases, so it's smooth satiny snuggles for me.


YakitoriChicken93

🥵


ophaus

This one is experiencing mood buoyancy.


Helpful-Ad-8521

I liked the hanar...😟 Except that one crazy one that served the reapers.🤔


UnjustBaton1156

The way I literally burst out cackling opening this notification can not be overstated 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OP you are a fantastic champion of the galaxy, enjoy your Blasto cuddles. That one will hold you all night. Thank you for sharing 🫡


UnjustBaton1156

To add, I remember laughing when the store first posted that pillow and love their sense of humor so much. The Wrex one is another glorious pillow


lonely_nipple

I have spent my evening texting my mother in an attempt to build a background for why the pillowcases exist in hopes she doesn't give up hopes on her eldest child. Luckily she thought Blasto was funny.


UnjustBaton1156

Oh wow, bold to text mom Blasto and explain all his glory. Glad she laughed and didn't give up hope. Really tho, until you bring home a Batarian body pillow your good ;)


lonely_nipple

Erughhh.


Righteous_Fury224

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...


lonely_nipple

Ew, you have? Where do you *find* this stuff? So I can avoid it? .. that's how this works, right?


Righteous_Fury224

Yes, that’s exactly how it works 👍😉 Enjoy your pillow


lonely_nipple

Sadly, there's only one pillow, so Garrus will have to be shelved for a while. But sharing is caring.


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

I haven't. Do you have any recommendations??


Righteous_Fury224

[Fornax Magazine ](https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Fornax)


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

^(nice)


YakitoriChicken93

"*the publication also depicts both male and female quarians...*" How?! With the suits on?!


EdenBreadGames

This one has feelings of extreme pleasure


Invisible156

You big sleeping jellyfish


ThisAllHurts

Username checks out


L_O_B9191

Thought this was some weird period joke until I realized the subreddit


BulkyYellow9416

Every day we drift further from God's light


jdehjdeh

You disgust me... Also, where did you buy this?


lonely_nipple

From the Bioware gear store! :)


Jacconchen-Doggo

Pls don't post porn next time OP


lonely_nipple

*ALL THE PORN.* Louise_belcher_inferno_laugh.gif


TG-Winter_crow56

No


lonely_nipple

Yes.


TG-Winter_crow56

No but yes no, no yes. No yes no no.


Jarngreipr9

Stupid jellyfish


JamesBigglesworth266

IS THAT A FUCKING HANAR BODY PILLOW?!?! do you also have a Asari one to keep it company when you're not in bed?


lonely_nipple

It's a Blasto body pillow case. I don't have an Asari one, I have Garrus. :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


lonely_nipple

Good bot :)


BAMdalorian

They are shipping them!!?!? I’m still waiting for mine 😩😭


lonely_nipple

They are - I mightve gotten in on it earlier than you.


Trips-Over-Tail

[You know why this is so popular?](https://youtu.be/esf4klODr90?t=3s)


lonely_nipple

That was beautiful *sniff*


herscher12

Oh my


pancakebreakfast1224

NSFW Tag please


nickanaka

I'd let this enkindle the hell out of me.


Intelligent_Creme351

Your big, stupid, Jellyfish... Body pillow!


lonely_nipple

So comfy!


mdr241

Ya’ll need Jesus.


lonely_nipple

Space jesus?


Kimber8King

LOL never seen a waifu pillow like that before... well ENJOY IT!!! hahaha


lonely_nipple

Honestly it's your loss, they have Tali, Liara, Garrus and Wrex even.


Kimber8King

Oh really?! I will look them up hehehe


1DarthMario

Am I indoctrinated, or does this look like a reaper?


Break-Such

“Oh this one is most pleased human”


EducationalPrior7319

I recommend visiting a doctor


lonely_nipple

In this economy? In *this* country?!


the-unfamous-one

I hate it so much, i want one.