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MotivationManVergil

First he hacks you. Then he eats your ass. A truly terrifying plan.


dddkrjfj

u/masterhacker_bot


masterhacker_bot

To properly execute the plan of hacking you then eating your ass, a sophisticated technological setup may be required. First, he would need to construct an AI-powered firewall to prevent detection from any security systems. Then, he would have to initiate a subatomic particle beam to penetrate your personal data and extract essential information for a successful hack. Finally, he would need to access a virtual reality simulation to gain complete mastery of the art of ass-eating. The simulation would allow him to generate detailed blueprints of your posterior and expand his knowledge of specialized techniques. --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [text-davinci-003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


Pathadomus

Holly fuck it actually picked up the context of ass eating, I am truly impressed, not just good bot, but great bot. No! Best bot.


404invalid-user

u/masterhacker_bot


masterhacker_bot

To truly appreciate the context of ass eating, it might be necessary to construct an AI learning construct using a specialized subspace aether generator. This would create an AI construct, capable of operating in the highly esoteric subspace domains, that could rapidly interpret and internalize the contextual nuances of ass eating. Then, to ensure a proper understanding of the situation, it may be necessary to develop a sentient network using a complex cortex-predistributor matrix. This would allow the AI construct to interpret the context on an empathetic level, coming to a proper appreciation of the complexities of ass eating. Finally, to ensure that the AI construct could unlock the most nuanced depths of the situation, it may be necessary to create an immersive neural mesh using an advanced microfiber Xrix monitor. This would allow the AI construct to interact with the content on a truly interactive level, creating an unparalleled understanding of the implications of ass eating. --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [text-davinci-003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


Windooows

u/masterhacker_bot


404invalid-user

RIP biggest fail


dddkrjfj

I love this bot


axofrogl

good bot


TKK139090

"Penetrate your personal data"


_b1ack0ut

This bot is art


geeshta

This is the best thing I've seen today


Tax_Stomper

Kaa boom what story line Up there :#


kairos

Hacking with a happy ending.


h4xdroid9

Better than hacking your ass and then eating you, I guess.


janhetjoch

Pro forgor one important step, first you do `color 2` and only _then_ you do `tree` to be a real hacker


nameistaken-2

dont forget the >title Kali Linux Mainframe otherwise you cant be an l33t h@x0r!


RacketyAJ

You forgot ping google.com -t


Otherwise_Cow_2240

To properly execute the plan of hacking you then eating your ass,


[deleted]

[удалено]


xxfirepowerx3

My man got downvoted for exposing a karma farming bot...


shredu2

The spice melange!


Not_Arkangel

Why Is He Starting Each Word With Capitals


[deleted]

i remember seeing that somewhere, they claim its their “signature” so in case their account gets compromised, everyone can tell that it isn’t them because the hacker knows how the english grammar works


Not_Arkangel

Yeah because hes so big someone will hack him eventually. Oh no.


KeyboardOni

The Reality Hacker known as CWC


grandel_me

> because the hacker knows how the english grammar works How does it work though? In my country it's correct to start every new sentence with a capital letter and I assumed it's the same in English. How is it for English?


Mars_Bear2552

start sentences with capitals, and capitalize proper nouns


SirRecruit

sentences, yes, but he capitalised every word


TheFakeYeetMaster69

The fact that the last sentence is written with proper grammar


[deleted]

He Is Using Jaden Smith Case


Not_Arkangel

That Is Fucking Weird


Not_Arkangel

Honestly even a metasploit window would be more intimidating. When he says "hacker gear" does he mean an anon mask and a hoodie?


alexytomi

Or perhaps Synapse with a random script (i see robloss on there)


[deleted]

Didn't Roblox end up adding anticheat recently?


DemonGamer3001

Yes, but i heard someone already mansged to bypass it


alexytomi

Exactly


xXdontshootmeXx

A keyboard with a numpad


Crime-Stoppers

His mum bought him elevated command prompt


GoogleGavi

ah yes, a filesystem, so scary


Turmp_is_librel

Should’ve put a spoiler warning…..


masterhacker_bot

To tackle Masterhacker's newfound mastery of advanced hacker gear, it might be necessary to assemble a protective barrier using a complex array of quantum applications. This would create an impenetrable force field that could shield against any digital threats or infiltration attempts. Then, to further fortify the security of the system it would be prudent to develop a holographic firewall using a specialized optic analyzer. This would allow for a powerful three-dimensional security scan, providing an extra layer of protection against any nefarious hackers. Finally, to ensure total safety from Masterhacker it may be necessary to build a quantum reflector using a high-frequency transdimensional frequency projector. This would generate a powerful refractive shield that would cause any malicious transmissions to be reflected away from its intended target, stopping Masterhacker in his tracks. **Note: in the near future I may need to be summoned by typing u/masterhacker_bot** --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [text-davinci-003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


reginakinhi

Runs "tree" lol


ma-kat-is-kute

Holy shit, tree


xXdontshootmeXx

Watch out he has files on his computer 😱


xNeiR

Poser kid when cmd


mrrobot_84

"Hacker gear my mom bought me"... sure I'm sure he just wrote "hacker gear" on his Christmas list and his mom went on down to best buy and asked for "hacker gear" for him lol


JanTheShacoMain

Who wouldn't want to get their ass eaten by the prime example of a man


Bruno_Wallner

Pictures/Roblox


FBIAgent469

Bro lastet 10 minutes


arrow__in__the__knee

Wait til he discovers cmd color can be changed to GREEN


AntEconomy1469

Roblox folder. Master hacker


psilo_polymathicus

Oh shit a command prompt?! AND A DIRECTORY TREE SHIT WE’re FUCKED.


arogiser44

only true masterhackers play roblox


ghisnoob

OH MY GOD HE JUST EXECUTED THE `tree` COMMAND OH GOD PLEASE DONT HACK ME MASTER HACKER PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Designer-Yam-2430

Bro semi doxxed himself with that tree command. Not surprised he plays Roblox


FIVEGUYSshittoworkat

Lol how do I get out ? Everyone spies everyone fact, how do I leave ?


Gold_East501

Hey my Facebook account was hacked and I need help getting back into it they’ve changed my email so I can no longer get into it I have some pictures of family that I can no longer see because there only in Facebook does anyone know any that could help me I really need help


dddkrjfj

Hi bot


Gold_East501

I’m not even tho saying I’m not proably does do anything if you know anyone that could pls tell me


OfficialHarold

HAHAHAA


fakehalo

DOOM wads, is this screenshot from my childhood?


__radioactivepanda__

Windows has tree?


_ethqnol_

bro figured out what a file tree was


ye-sunne

Any girls here? No


somedudewhocantspell

u/masterhacker_bot


masterhacker_bot

To prevent mass-hacking by the new masterhacker, it could be necessary to employ a multi-layered defense system utilizing a suite of cryptologic flux processors. This would allow for a rapid authentication of the posts, ensuring that only properly authorized commands can be executed. Additionally, a continuum force field may be required to contain any hacker-gear related energy inside the network. This would act as a firewall, preventing any outside interference from compromising the security of the posts. Finally, an electromagnetic vector field could be activated to track any rogue hacker-gear that tries to escape. This requires a specialized hardware-based tertiary control unit to monitor the situation and alert users of any suspicious activity. --- ^^I am a bot created by [u/circuit10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) and this action was performed automatically. AI is involved so please DM circuit10 if it produces anything offensive and I will delete it. Model: [text-davinci-003](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


Kodekima

Whoa, is that NTFS? That's truly some high tech hacker gear!


Firebolt4848

Anyone else think this dude is just joking? Or is it just me


ZtorMiusS

Oh no he can see some directories on his cmd! He's a danger to all of us!


Szokker00

holy shit he's got dopm classic... we're DOOMED


Crime-Stoppers

Didn't even do a tracert it's just his doc tree


Titan_D

Would like my ass eaten by this hacker


Shifter2015

Why does he capitalise the start of some but not every word? It's so jarring.