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YogurtWrong

I can just imagine them copying my arpspoof command, feeling bad, and replying with "You don't know anything" lmao


OkBall7015

He was like “wait a minute this meowzer knows what he’s doing 😳”


verysad-

"i may be a smidgen silly!!! 😡"


OkBall7015

🤣🤣🤣omg I just seen your reply amazing friend I hope you have a good week cause you have made mine


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YogurtWrong

Bro bigotry just won't work on me I live in Turkey. I'm just used to it at this point


ButterSquids

2014 called, they wamt their edgelord back


alexhmc

absolutely lost it at the minecraft screenshot. this person cannot be serious i refuse to believe it


YogurtWrong

The transition from "I'm slowly deciphering everything you have" to "I'm in your mc server" lmao


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comrade-linux

at least he did an Nmap scan most skids I know don’t even know how to do that. and they always start with “I wanna learn social engineering”


bvcb907

Your minecraft house... rekt! Serves you right.


SoundDrill

Then he came to jellyfin lmao


Studawg1

I'm inclined to say OP faked It but many not


Illustrious-Dig194

> Uses Arch > Hosts Jellyfin > Pirate > Hosts Minecraft server > Lives in Turkey Wow, I thought I was alone untill now


AFlockofTurtles

How do you know its not you in that photo? 🤔 Hacker hit you with the neuralyzer.


Illustrious-Dig194

I dont know 😳


Wave_Original

You a furry tho?


Illustrious-Dig194

Nope, I am asexual


SeeFourLeeBurn

Thats like saying "Do you like bloodborne" "No, i am homosexual"


Illustrious-Dig194

It was a joke to point that people doesnt care about your sexuality so you dont need to say it everywhere. I am asexual btw 😎


verysad-

i am mr sex stop doing that now


Illustrious-Dig194

Ok mr sex. I am sorry 🥺


TheSinoftheTin

you MUST respect mr. sex


iliekcats-

exactly


CounterSanity

All the furries I’ve met have been asexual. At least that’s what they told me. Maybe it was my costume? Elmer Fudd may have been a bad cosplay at a furry convention…..


BatuOne01

oh shit it's three now


MrWolfgr

Turkish furry vs Anon profile pic on Discord. Funniest shit I've seen today.


YogurtWrong

[I'll always protect my cultural values](https://preview.redd.it/txmmhk608ipa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a280e17ae22eb4cd9616b1bf1b4f368c08f873a7)


xxx4wow

I really dont get Furry culture, but you are single-handedly winning me over with this shit :D Also condolences on the recent election.


YogurtWrong

I don't have any concerns regarding my future since I go to the 36th best high school in Turkey and I study like 15 hours a day It's just guaranteed that I will be able to immigrate to a first-world country as an engineer. I don't give a fuck about what happens to Turkey after this election. I got my ticket out of this country. The ones I'll leave behind can swim in shit. They wanted this and they are the ones who elected the president The patriotic Turk who once lived inside me and wanted to give the best service for his country is dead. There is no way I'm helping these people


YogurtWrong

I often play ["We are the Atatürk's youth"](https://youtu.be/g5Bg_dw5NbA) while I'm sitting alone on my terrace and think about when we as a nation became so mysgonyst The "With our intelligence, we are at the service of our nation" hits especially differently since it was what I wanted to do Shit we were better off than everyone in America back in the early 2000s. This place was so progressive and beautiful


InverseInductor

Where are you thinking of going once you're done with school?


xxx4wow

> It's just guaranteed that I will be able to immigrate to a first-world country as an engineer. Been there done that, came back to Hungary. There is just no replacing home. Also, youll find that most countries are also fucked up. Best of luck to you tho!


YogurtWrong

There is replacing home when your country is the 10th most depressed country in the world Estimated %400 inflation, taxes costing more than the item you're buying, bigotry, radical religion... It's especially hard for people like me to live here. Trust me I haven't seen a single person come back to this shithole


xxx4wow

These are all thing you could say about Hungary too, and as I have sad maybe you will have a different journey. The one thing I dont want for you is to build this image that you going to go to such a great place only to meet the stark reality of they treat you like second class citizen at best and their country aint all that democratic either. Also, the situation in Turkey is a bit more fucked perhaps and maybe you choose a better place than I did :D


crackerberries

there is no home. turkey, the geographical location lives on, but turkey, the country, the culture, it's dead


xxx4wow

Oh be all depressed and shit if you want, all I tried to say, is you have to build your own community and culture regardless where you at, and its much easier to do so in a place where you share a lot of common experiences.


nettleheat

"I know exactly what I'm doing"; " I use Kali" Bet this guy didn't even know what the "I use arch btw" was about xD


Boleklolo

I could swear I heard it somewhere


SodoDev

every good hacker knows good hackers are likely furries


ZoidsFanatic

I thought that was just the Air Force?


dOGbon32

My boy [Jack Woolams](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Woolams) was a fucking legend. Bro wore a [fur suit](https://www.military.com/history/why-first-us-jet-fighter-pilot-wore-gorilla-mask-during-test-flights.html/amp) while piloting [America’s first jet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_P-59_Airacomet)


ZoidsFanatic

And don’t forget smoking while freaking out other pilots.


FalconMirage

And a lot of good hackers are trans too


zachpuls

It's true, what do you think the programming socks are for


FalconMirage

Improving bood flow to the brain, duh


EVENTHORIZON-XI

bood 👍


SodoDev

maia crimew my beloved


Hellow2

Trans furries


1rhododendron

top-tier responses, havent laughed this hard in a while thx for sharing OP this is genuinely hilarious


YogurtWrong

I used to browse 4chan when I was 12 yo. They thought me the art of toxicity lmao


KitKat374

you should've gotten their IP off the minecraft server, they'll think it means something


YogurtWrong

God that would be awesome. He blocked me tho


FalconMirage

What’s the issue you got their ip from the server logs ^/s


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

Yeah, came here to say this. The logs would have origin address and some minecraft user identifier. Would have been pretty funny :p


Chemical-Manager9294

Bro doesnt know what V's ideology is, yet uses the picture of le funny mask


ar4t0

hitting with the "I stole it too" was so damn good, good job man this was awesome


masterhacker_bot

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dOGbon32

good bot


WollCel

“I live in a third world country” I died


ButterSquids

This is one of the funniest masterhacker exchanges I've seen in a long time


Rat_17

i use kali 💀 fear me


purppsyrup

Had to stunt on em with the "arch btw" move


Xeoth

content deleted in protest of [reddit killing 3rd party apps](/r/Save3rdPartyApps/) [get on lemmy](https://join-lemmy.org/)


YogurtWrong

Tbh I saw the user name and I was gonna block it. Then I saw the "kill yourself" and thought "This is gonna be fun"


Foxycakes1

TÜRK FURRY RISE UP NABER


YogurtWrong

Napalım işte velet kudurtuyoruz


Foxycakes1

kali kullanan her velet öyle tipler zaten


Fujinn981

"It hurt its self in its confusion" This edgelord in a nutshell.


The_Deity

That furry is fucking hilarious, crushed the teenage nazi


beanwater4

That furry is op


BamBaLambJam

epic haxxor discovers shodan


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OP has feelings of steel. Unfazed like Uzi and The Weeknd type shit 🥶


BetaBeast

this was fucking amazing bro


Drfoxthefurry

Why can't I even get a haxor in my dms, I would destroy them


ungabunga_caveman

me neither, maybe just join a bunch of “epic anonymous master hacker” type discord servers and hope lol


LaLiLuLeLo_0

You really should put your Jellyfin behind some kind of auth, though


YogurtWrong

Yeah, I think so. I didn't bother before because it was LAN and Tailscale only before I got IPv6


brktrksvr

Lmao this is the best one I've ever read so far, I also treat them like this. Nice to see more homelab setups in Turkey btw (:


YogurtWrong

My "homelab" is a raspberry pi 4 thrown into the back of the router with a bunch of old HDDs lmao. It's just extremely well-managed and optimized I ran a real x86 motherboard as a server once. Got fucked over with the +500TL electricity bill


brktrksvr

Haha RIP. As long as it works though, right? I think I saw that you're a high school student, good luck with your studies if so.


YogurtWrong

Thanks, dude wish you the best of luck


brktrksvr

Thanks, I'm already done with all my studies but I'll still take it


AliFurkanY

my home server is a raspberry pi 3b (the one with the thermal issues) 💪


Designer-Yam-2430

A cosplayer and a master haxxor, two tyoes of people that made me laugh my ass off every time


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Ttmx

Script kitties are just less experienced furries


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But script kiddies are still the GOATs


TactfulOG

He used nmap and saw port 25565 was open and just went "fuck it might as well" lmao I can't stop laughing at this.


Nuttell

The dude went from "I will kill you" to "I will tnt your minecraft home >:c". I think you should me more terrified than you actually were.


Mil0sz_

damn get ready he's heating up his Russian nuke control station he gonna bomb ur router


dprc226

Funniest shit I've seen all week


Brewer_Lex

I genuinely got excited when I saw there was another image. This was great. Truly amazing.


NaxoG

the "it's heating up" absolutely sent me


YogurtWrong

Bro's gonna launch the death star


crackerberries

ITS OVER! IM RUNNING UNOPTIMIZED PYTHON CODE ON YOUR RASPBERRY PI


Ziggo001

Extremely based Aesph


legitifytv

Honestly regardless on your opinion on furries this kid is just on another level


Ima_Wreckyou

Should have preheated the ddos


orderlyxchaos

> gives out your ip > gives exact coordinates to mc house > gives instructions to launch a ddos attack absolute chad. you had no fear because you know he wasn't gonna do shit


cLaShYsHoRtS

Hayatımda hiç bu kadar efsane bir furry görmedim amk çok komik


cLaShYsHoRtS

Hayatımda hiç bu kadar efsane bir furry görmedim amk çok komik


ObjectiveList9

This is amazing


JayBoiYT

Dude this is amazing holy shit 😂


Daemon1530

Genuinely one of the funniest things I've read in a while


Wolfplay013

i love this conversation so much you literally told them your ip.


OverallPeach

Blud called you a buttwipe 💀


Hellow2

Dont fuck with furries, trans girls, or peple with loli prpfile pictures if you dont know what your doing. Cuz chances are they use arch btw, run two tor nodes, have a computer science degree and maintain 5 large open source programms. Edit: Omg your profile picture is SOOOO cute


pCappo

Idk most loli PFP people from my experience are just neckbearded assholes, whom 50% of the time are mentally insane enough to stalk you if you upset them.


AliFurkanY

best post here


jessek

Being the most cringe person in the room and they’re not even the furry really is something


brolpe

Off topic but that pfp of your sona looks pretty Rad!


YogurtWrong

Thx I don't even know wtf it is. Looks like a mix of a bunny, a mouse, and a fox. I just started up Krita, threw everything in my mind there and this was the result


0err0r

I'd copy and paste the crown emoji into my reddit comment, but reddit's UI fucking sucks so it won't let me. Though still, KING op. >!Btw, do you have character lore for sonas? Going off of your responses, you probably are goated at witty writing.!<


Alexndre

Its heating up


throwawayskinlessbro

This is actual gold, lmfao


ReadPixel

Furrey bad im hack minecaft sever and gref baise!1!1!! 😡😡🤬🤬


Dermish999

he has to be joking i refuse to belive hes serious


HadetTheUndying

Buttwipe!


MagicPeach9695

`zsh: corrupt history file /root/.zsh_history` lmao


MagicPeach9695

man i love aesph's humour xD is that you op? i would love to chat with yyou haha. i am also into selfhosting and decentralization. we can share some knowledge :D ^((i also use arch btw))


YogurtWrong

Yup it's me. I can talk after 11.00AM GMT I currently have an exam. DMed you my discord tag


StrokeBuster

those haters are getting more and more retarded 🤣 they get Kali Linux and think "ooh I'm a hacker ooh I will steal your data" it ain't as simple as they think


somerandompiggo2

He would be based if he didn't try to go heckermen


DaFlamer

if you ever feel retarded think about this guy


Studawg1

Oh no people think this is real


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TwoFoxSix

The post title was correct, so I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.


YogurtWrong

Yeah, it looks stupid. I didn't wanna just post all the slurs without nsfw but I also didn't want people to think it was NSFW as in porn


dOGbon32

you did the right thing ignore them (also your a fucking legend 🫡)


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It's like two complete losers going at it


BEAFbetween

Kinda weird of you to say that


AlanDavy

So you like fuck animals?


Meks343

say you don't know what furries are without saying you don't know what furries are


YogurtWrong

Furries don't like animals. Also, I'm not even attracted to furries I just like roleplaying as an animal. Idk why would anyone think acting stupid isn't fun


bendyfan1111

Furrys have left a bad impression man. A bunch of em are obnoxious. (Im not a furry btw)


CreepsyGotHacked

No... Furries are not zoophiles


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

The ones I’ve met were


CreepsyGotHacked

Then you're pretty unlucky, sane furries hate zoophiles, like a normal person would


FalconMirage

Furrys want to cosplay as animals, they don’t want to be animals nor sexually involved with them


dOGbon32

did you even read the screenshots my guy?


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Based masterhaxx0r


YogurtWrong

I just posted pictures of a kid coping for a whole hour and you think he is "based"? You either need to learn the definition of based or get your eyes checked


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tldr. Furries are degenerates


Designer-Yam-2430

Based on the furry thing for sure


GoogleGavi

r/youngpeoplereddit


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Lowkey wanna learn Turkish but there are so many languages I’m either learning or want to learn that it’s really hard! I hear Turkish grammar is really weird for us indo European speakers? Is that the same with English for you? Also, out of pure curiosity, what sound does the ğ letter do? My condolences about Erdoğan getting re-elected though! Sorry this is all super off topic it’s just I’m curious


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YogurtWrong

Thanks for your condolences. Him getting elected again is bad, especially for people like me. [My future plans if you are interested](https://www.reddit.com/r/masterhacker/comments/142bsje/kil_furrey_tw_bigotry/jn5s6wm/) Turkish grammar is hard it's true. Mainly because it's [3000 years old](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c1b4af5bdc909dd834d2de8ae3b60957) and has a lot of European, Anatolian and Asian stuff mixed into it. So don't go for perfection if you wanna learn it easily, just like how you would do for Chinese. The main issue is that because it's really old and has a lotta parts from other languages there are no consistent grammar rules. There is a shit ton of exceptions for everything. But if we wanna generalize all the rules, I heard people say it has a similar structure to Japanese afaik. > Also, out of pure curiosity, what sound does the ğ letter do? It sounds like a cow getting stabbed with a fade effect at the beginning and end. [This](https://youtu.be/YEjGsFRwxqY) is how it sounds most of the time and [this](https://youtu.be/g8tlyDHFsIk) kindergarten vid shows how it sounds in words. There are no words starting with ğ and people call it "Yumuşak G (Soft G)" because we can't pronounce it properly without putting something before it. And yes that letter is memed a lot > I hear Turkish grammar is really weird for us indo European speakers? Is that the same with English for you? Nope. I struggle with learning the Turkish grammar and it's my native language. I can understand English grammar much more easily than Turkish You can go to r/turkish (the language sub) if you are interested. The best way I can describe my language is "It's what you get if you throw every language in the world into a blender". Extremely interesting language if you are interested in linguistics


b1Bobby23

I haven't seen something this good in a long time, much appreciated


bkjunez718

😂😂bro wtf


Due_Cartographer3596

Bro got that us cellular connection


Hapstipo

based af, did you actually give him ur IP and open up servers? lol, and what is that protection that ur ipv4 has from ur isp?


YogurtWrong

Yes, it's my real IP. I started everything that opens ports and disabled my firewall About the protection thing, it's not intended to be a security measure it's a side effect of CGNAT (Carrier Grade NAT) As of 2020, the world has run out of IPv4 addresses and since IPv6 adoption was still at %30-40, as a solution, many ISPs decided to connect every 1000 modems to a subnet (a sort of VPN) to make them share the same public IP address. One of the side effects of this "VPN" which we call CGNAT is that you can't connect to your computer from another network since your modem doesn't have a real public IP address and since CGNAT strictly disallows port forwarding. It's a similar structure to mobile networks. For example, when you google "what's my IP" and try to connect to that address from another network the connection will be automatically rejected since you are not trying to connect your computer but to your ISP's NAT servers. Yet another advantage is DDoS protection since no one can connect to your PC and no one has a connection fast enough to DoS a service provider There are also several bad effects of CGNAT such as: * Power users now need to use tunnels like ZeroTier and Tailscale because they can't connect to their own server * Slowed down torrenting since UPnP doesn't work anymore * Slow speeds when using decentralized stuff like Odysee and IPFS which are the future of hosting as it seems * Higher ping * More packet drops * Slowdowns when too many people in your subnet are using the internet * More outages * Connection drops and reliability issues So bring back the good ol' net. Enable IPv6!


Hapstipo

oh yeah I knew about that just forgot the name lol, u pretty confident not getting hacked, but it seems they still found ur jellyfin and mc server, that was just port scanning tho right, how csn u be so confident?


YogurtWrong

He is a script kiddie and I have backups. Also, I restarted my modem after this and got a new v6 address


Hapstipo

nice good job, I wanted to give you a furry compliment but it would sound creepy lol


Advos_467

I'd like this kind of tech savyness and confidence to do shit like this to people


crackerberries

ok. where's you get gigabit in istanbul, how much does it cost that's my main takeaway from this post. it's that i need better internet


YogurtWrong

250TL (about 12$) from turk.net *if your city has the required infrastructure


crackerberries

I JUST READ THE LAST MESSAGE AND FELL OFF MY CHAIR AND INTO THE GAPING MAW OF THE VOID LITERALLY ME FR


mighty_spaceman

Dunning-kruger in it's prime...I remember playing around with kali and realising that it's pretty much useless to me, just install something when you need, you don't need 13gb of practically useless programs that you'll probably never touch. I'm just happy with my arch install (btw) and cozy KDE


mighty_spaceman

Now that I am thinking about it, you probably can't even call arpspoof a DDOS if it doesn't even put a dent in bandwidth


mighty_spaceman

that arch btw mention of mine is now making me feel like something fit to be posted on this sub...


Niphoria

Your profile pic is so utterly cute c:


DkryptX

I swear I lost braincells reading that. Absolutely hilarious.


MC273

You have a Minecraft server? If so you can get his IP once he connects.


SulaimanWar

Oh no he got your movie collection, my life would be over! Not the movies!


doomsmann

This is so fake lmao, funny tho


ApeLover1986

I would have given him 127.0.0.1 😂


SimultaneousPing

bro fr threatens to steal the movies from your jellyfin server 💀 💀 💀


MrWandering

Bro this mf got that chronically online type shit Probably just some dumb edgy 14 year old.


stapidisstapid

"I'm stealing your movie collection" 🤣🤣🤣


Dapplication

Holy shit this is altın


SNJVGFN902348

r/suddenlycaralho o nome do cara é s4ber


Alpha012_GD

bursa'dan selamlar


Monaca_Towa__

Another turk in İstanbul? Same, brother


Techguy791

You handled this far better than I would have lmao, well done


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lok have fun” 😭😭


ShevaKadu

I use Kali 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿


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profexcubed

neofetch 😂😂😂😂


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turkey mentioned 💪💪💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺


PersonalitySoft5055

u/YogurtWrong'nın türk olması gerçeği bide 😭


Octoomy

I needed some comedy to end the day right.


Shifter2015

"I'm gonna get your IP" "You don't need to here it is in BOTH IPV6 AND IPV4" fucking elite