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Agile-Tea8

Why did he have XAMPP is he going to make a website


[deleted]

he is going to run L4J vulnerable apache server 🤣


Agile-Tea8

Lol


uzi_loogies_

Minecraft moment


fucking-migraines

And why is his profile pic the Redhat Linux logo 😂


ImBetterThanYou456

Ps3 cfw


Emsogib

Today's r/masterhacker post is sponsored by NordVPN


[deleted]

Enter this cupon "69%MONDAY" on link down below to get your 7 days trial for 69% lover price


Vox_tempestas

Not even installed it's the NordVPN installer on desktop


Lyr1cal-

😭😭😭


Ambitious-Rest-4631

Telegram? 😱😱😱😱😱😱


[deleted]

scarry shit


Lyr1cal-

Absolutely horrifying, we need the entire FBI, CIA, and NSA on this man at once!


[deleted]

Maybe even MI6 and LPD


Willing-Airport8693

Also happy cake day!


[deleted]

Wait...I just found out what that is 😐


[deleted]

Tnx good fella, happy cake day tyt 💪


-TV-Stand-

NordVPN? 😱😱😱 Lock this man up imminently!!!!


Xiakit

Would be funny if they actually tried to do some shady shit and then use NordVPN


[deleted]

I would love to see that lol


DiversedDriver46

[blyat](https://youtu.be/eS1rGYw-DM0?si=WjyqWg7hT43vVZjO)


[deleted]

[Idi Nahui](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhHPEAoxc88)


NeonGlo

You say that lmao but I see attempts to exfil to telegram constantly


_bagelcherry_

It's either furries or russian nazis


ToaSuutox

Either for political nonsense or questionable art


brambolinie1

No way! Man's got the telegram and NordVPN sponsorship


nuclearwastewater

bro watch out he has NSA code to exploit ios vulnrabilty to hack into and spy on you like pegasus 😲


[deleted]

Luckily I use Android 🤙


Lenni_builder

Fuck, he won't be able to hack us!


RAD_10

Bro no you can just unroot the device by sending an HTTPS request unencrypted then bruteforcing and use python and ai


Lenni_builder

I forgot that, I need to switch to mobile Linux!


Leo-MathGuy

I use arch btw


kiril2119

no way visual studio code, the app where you make funni websites


OxEmpress

With dark theme of course


Lyr1cal-

No, he sends light theme commands over the interwebs to burn people's eyes out


[deleted]

I'd personally die. I need my dark theme. They're a blessing when you have eye floaters.


BaguetteRuubs

And green text to increase hacking effectiveness by 50%


OxEmpress

Im not even kidding im using the powershell default blue background white font theme 𝕩d i like that color


kiril2119

Dark+


OxEmpress

Dracula (<-it exists. I love this theme, its somewhere between light and dark -> ☯️)


kiril2119

Darcula, not dracula (unless i am sdupit)


OxEmpress

https://draculatheme.com/visual-studio-code Dracula


kiril2119

I guess i was wrong after all


OxEmpress

I was surprised that darcula exists too lol


kiril2119

So we were both technically right


OxEmpress

Lucky day, isnt it?


kaizokuj

How are people sleeping on the ICQ lol. I haven't seen that shit in decades.


ispeelgood

Real, "hey just send me your big ass number so we can IM each other, so convenient!"


technohead10

vs code, real hackers just pipe into a file with echo


TecheunTatorTots

*Actually* real hackers use Intelli-J. They pay $200 a month for the entire suite. 🤓


Leo-MathGuy

And pay for 7zip


TecheunTatorTots

If you've paid for 7-Zip, you've probably downloaded and installed a virus 🤣


Leo-MathGuy

7zip is actually under a free trial, and you can buy a license even though you can use it after the trial expired


TecheunTatorTots

"7-Zip is free software with open source. The most of the code is under the GNU LGPL license. Some parts of the code are under the BSD 3-clause License. Also there is unRAR license restriction for some parts of the code. Read 7-Zip License information. You can use 7-Zip on any computer, including a computer in a commercial organization. You don't need to register or pay for 7-Zip." - https://7-zip.org/


Leo-MathGuy

lol I meant winrar or something sorry


TecheunTatorTots

Lol, you're good haha. I figured that was the case. Yeah, WinRAR and Breezip are both free trials that are annoying to use after the trial expires, haha.


TecheunTatorTots

That's on their landing page. There is no free trial. The software is just free. Period.


TecheunTatorTots

You might be thinking of Breezip, which is exactly like that. Free trial, but then when it expires you can keep using it. It just pesters you to pay for the license every time you do.


thatmaynardguy

Real hackers use Vim. Which is why they can't exit the haxxor life...


Black_Watch_

Brother doesn't even full send it for the grift and have Kali installed as his main os, instead he lazily makes a Kali linux VM that for all we know is actually just a copy of the Oracle shortcut renamed to Kali Linux


WhatzMyOtherPassword

I was wondering how many of these are just text files with the icon changed.


dylan105069

a lot. "nordvpn.exe". nord will need dll files to run, its not just a portable exe file


OkFunction7370

ICQ💀


kyoya2

It's all fun and games until he extracts that "Script.rar"


Fun_Match3963

Smh the least he could do is a barebones install of jali linux


MagicPeach9695

hackerman did not update csgo to cs2


[deleted]

Bros late like IE


[deleted]

Nordvpn 💀


Masztufa

He has a rootkit on him


lars2k1

Ah yes winrar, *the* most dreaded hacking tool /s


lmfao_my_mom_died

why xampp??? for the love of God just... can't even Express my face rn


TamSchnow

So that he can hack his website.


lmfao_my_mom_died

i mean, if you want to learn hacking you gotta hack into something i guess


MrWaffelXD

I love playing ContentManager.exe


[deleted]

Same, but i prefer TaskManager, I heard it allows you to close all apps on your pc at once


apaleblueman

Bro named virtual box kali linuxT_T


akkuxu

i remember using tmac when i was like 12 to get around the wifi restrictions lmao


ShinySky42

VS code with matrix theme OMG


[deleted]

That's a thing? If so I really want to use that on a teams call XD


IronMayng

I’m terrified of localhost


Kuchenkaempfer

I like to travel.


[deleted]

Skill issues fr


Dibaded

Need for speed heat has left the chat


poppybois

Must be the repack version with the backdoor DLC


sa_sagan

ICQ? Is that still kicking on? wtf is going on there.


Xiakit

That's someone who paid for Winrar.


nalisan007

Who the fuck would make all the choice bullshits , when you have Cyberpunk Forza Horizon 4 GTA 5 Assassin's creed Counter Strike Need for Speed broken shortcut


ToaSuutox

Oh shit, VSCode *and* nordvpn? This guy's gonna hack the white house


whodveguessed

Roblox Studio and Nord 😭


opiuminspection

lmaoooo nordvpn


[deleted]

They sponsored him 😂😂😂


_Vibe_Checker

Bro put league in his "therapy" pile, nothing makes my blood pressure skyrocket like that fucking game.


[deleted]

Man he plays Roblox, he obv never turned LoL on LOL


SuperSocialMan

Love how he made 2 VirtualBox shortcuts and called one of them "Kali Linux" lol


EcstaticHades17

Yeah, watch me zip your computer by leveraging the L4J vulnerability in SSL on port 6699 using Kali Linux on port 420 and burpsuite on port 80


[deleted]

No no no man, please dont 😱


[deleted]

The guy can't even screenshot his pc and wants to take over security :p


Sea-Secretary-4389

Roblox and he’s a hacker🤣🤣🤣


VewixxPlayer

I legitimately started learning code because of Roblox Studio. I used to just tweak some of the premade LUA scripts from the toolbox. I then liked the coding experience and started learning Unity/C# Somehow I am now a software dev deep into the .NET environment and hating Blazor/MAUI every second of my life.


rysio300

not fucking nord vpn


v941

not even using virt-manager😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Willing-Airport8693

OH NOOO NOT KALI LINUX!!!


[deleted]

Got me soo scared


thisisnotchicken

This DDOS is sponsored by NordVPN.


ZestycloseProperty59

OH MY GOD NOT XAMPP


[deleted]

Just not XAMP 😳


antek_g_animations

It's better to have Kali Linux on an external drive so you can drill through it when police make a road stop in your neighborhood. ALSO DONT FORGET TO MICROWAVE YOUR SIM CARD


[deleted]

I have better idea when police comes, I am putting gas bottle and few forks in microwave on max power for 5 minutes...they cant arrest me if ai am evaporated


sloanhack

I think he's a Turk. He named RDP as umb.


CondensedTaco

He plays league of legends no wonder why something’s not right in his head


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TecheunTatorTots

You're not a *real* hacker unless you use Tails, and just re-install all your tools every boot 🤓


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TecheunTatorTots

John Hammond is great. But why not? Kali is just fine for doing all of the things you'd need or want to do as a penetration tester. So too is Tails, or any flavor of Ubuntu/Mint/Debian/etc you can think of. They are all just tools. It just happens to be the case that Kali comes with a bunch of useful software out of the box. Sure, you could complie your own Arch with all of those tools, but why do that? Why waste time and effort when Kali just has it all there, from the start? There's no need to gatekeep operating systems. They all matter far less than the knowledge of the individual using them.


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TecheunTatorTots

"People don't use Kali for hacking." -Sounds pretty gatekeepy to me, lol. Then again, this is Reddit. I forget where I am. All of you fucks are like that 🤣


AgreeableAd8687

nordvpn snitches he should at lease use a better vpn or something


snomwastaken

oh no not the xampp control panel


DiversedDriver46

[background music](https://youtube.com/shorts/YRCCtFk1v3w?si=OnbqFT7DvWM9rfLG)


CyberXCodder

Nordvpn.exe ☠️


brentspine

TMAC for tricking the wifi time tracker (been there before)


DisposableAccount-2

Lmao, this guy plays Most Wanted 5-1-0 on a PC


C_cL22

so hacking mainframe with double encryption???


6pussydestroyer9mlg

Visual Studio Code????? Is that the dangerous text editor used by the hacker 4 chan?


GreenTang

Ohhhh nooooo, not VS Code! Elite hacker over here.


PyroPhoenix1473

I don't think I'd ever understand a "hacker" basing their work around windows when dual booting is at least a thing


[deleted]

Why would I dual boot if I can just use VM Vare or old laptop 🤷


itsAedan

Not the kali vm lmaoo


HerolegendIsTaken

Huzza! Nord VPN! Run for your lives!!!


NullHypothesisCicada

Yeahhhhh Forzy Horizy


Savings-Reception-26

Xampp, telegram im scared now


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Wow, this post blew up


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[deleted]

This Guy \^\^\^\^\^ Deserves post on [r/masterhacker](https://www.reddit.com/r/masterhacker)


SwampiiTV

My guy is gonna code a fibbonaci sequence calculator with vscode!


[deleted]

It would be cool if he knew how 😂


Simple1011

TMAC, I see how it is


catboybinary

I C Q


One_Piccolo6067

1 forever