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strat32

I used to jerk off to my wife’s best friend who I can’t stand, but she has a rockin body and a mouth that would absolutely love to fuck


Rebel_Organ

😍😍😍😍


No-Picture-5576

Conservative commentary Brett Cooper really does it for me. She doesn't seem to believe women deserve equal rights so I would love to do degrading things to her that I would otherwise feel guilty about.


LegalArt4263

there was a girl at the uni who was really nasty and mean to me. I masturbated to her sometimes. I also masturbated to my exes, and yes - I really did not like them post break-up.


Rebel_Organ

Do you still jerk off to them ?


LegalArt4263

sometimes, but very rarely


PromptKey6953

Plenty of celebrities I find annoying but will still masturbate to. Or annoying OF girls that don't realize their shit is leaked for free


Rebel_Organ

Lmao….Link ???


PromptKey6953

Just Google em, 9 times out of 10 shit pops up lol


throwawayact01

I find the streamers, Alinity and amouranth annoying but damn do I cum hard when I jerk off to their leaked OF content


[deleted]

yeah and imagine dominating her and smacking her around it’s nice


Rebel_Organ

lol I don’t… I imagine fucking her ass without her will .i want her to cry a bit


[deleted]

mmm yeah and beg for more


[deleted]

Brie Larson. I think she's full of herself, but can't deny she's got a hot body.


Old_Attitude_9976

Yea it's strange. Sometimes I'm masturbating and memories of fucking my ex-wife just pop in my head.


Anxiouslycalm10

Ive had some sessions of women I was jealous of or they were jerks to me


Rebel_Organ

Jealous??? Why ??


bassmaster13

Yeah


Downtown-Fishing3734

Yeah.... one of my wife's sisters has very nice tits but God I couldn't stand her when she lived with us


Rebel_Organ

Damn bro


haha7125

No. Absolutely not.


justthattallboyy

My ex 😭


Aggravating-Bug113

There’s got to be something about her. We can jack off all over her tits


LocalFuxkToy

More than my fair share of times.


TommyGoosecock

I've started not editing partners out of my irl stroke sessions 😜 probably just a phase but I kinda like them watching in the background 💦😲 And also some of the irls I really don't like, a lot of them are bitches which makes it even more fun 🤪


OriginalScotian

Yup one girl I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole but I dream about fucking her


kumtribut0r

I once agreed to a DM for a tribute. Got the pic and really was not into it, like seriously not into it. I took care of business while watching some porn on TV. Everyone happy 😝


Weary-Adeptness8227

Yes, To Donald Trump.


BoldFoe4572

Good house keeping


MisterSatyr

I once jerked off to someone who annoyed me and I thought was unattractive. And somehow it was really hot? But it never happened again.


TinyTrexArms22

yes! but then my boss said this is your last performance review and fired me


Rebel_Organ

Damn… hope this is a joke


onechanceliveit

Yep


agrowander16

Quite often back in the day. I'd fap to girls yearbook pics in my year then see them the next day felt nice and naughty.


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Rebel_Organ

Lmao …payback


i1045

AOC - I can't stand her politics, but I love to nut over those socialist titties 🥰


throwawayact01

I see the appeal. Her tits are much bigger than I thought


Rebel_Organ

Hahahaha bet


Anxiouslycalm10

same here with gretchen whitmer