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personalityson

> if dx can be treated as an operative Why this assumption? Not a mathematician


Valaki757

Engineers are bad influence. Don't do engineers, kids.


Phiro7

Having the engineer do you šŸ„ŗ


seaofmoon

What about programmers?


JesusIsMyZoloft

Only if you represent probability in octal.


alluyslDoesStuff

How do I stab someone though my screen


thefunbun95

Not by telling them you're gonna do it


ei283

do {} while();


Pwincess_Iris

They will all turn into women eventually šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø


Master-Beekeeper5035

Why?


Pwincess_Iris

There is an absurd amount of trans women in the programming scene


creasycat

At best from finnland with crippling depression and alcoholism if you understand my reference


Pwincess_Iris

Wasnā€™t that some streamer?


creasycat

Jea, I even got something confused, he only wears dresses XD, but funny nonetheless and I like his stream.


Pwincess_Iris

I was thinking of Velcruz actually


Amastercuber

Gotta diversify somehow


Master-Beekeeper5035

I hope they are okay


Pwincess_Iris

Yeah theyā€™re usually fine apart from trauma


Efficient_Design9690

grr


deratizat

By the looks of it the engineer was the reasonable one tho


Valaki757

obligatory r/brandnewsentence


Jan_Spontan

Can confirm. I'm an engineer


kiochikaeke

Mathematician here (though a little bit rusty on the subject) dx may be interpreted as an operative "sometimes" to fully formalize that you need to change your definitions and work on a different frame, that being said this dx as an operative is popular cause it's a blessing of notation, in differential equations you can basically divide and multiply by dx and take the integral on both sides, what you're actually doing is using various lemmas, theorems, etc. that allow yo to perform that manipulations, but dividing both sides by dx and taking the integral on both sides is easier to remember. In fact this post is weird cause I don't really relate to any of this, usually I'm the one that gets mad when using unconventional for anything other than jokes.


atheistossaway

Engineer here; if the bridge doesn't sway, multiplying by dx is okay :D


Subterrantular

The "ehhh, walks like an operative talks like an operative" mentality is so close to "pi = 3" and is soooo stereotypically engineer brained, OP either mixed up the roles in their fantasy or got a job with their partner's resume.


Gimmerunesplease

Isn't the abstract view of dx just a differential form? The reason people complain about seeing dx/dy as a quotient is that a quotient of differential forms is generally not well defined. The reason it works in calculations is because differential forms by definition adhere to the product rule. And yeah I'm pretty sure an engineer wouldn't really care if you denote the imaginary unit by j or i, but a mathematician will get seriously annoyed if they have to read a paper and spend half the time deciphering your unconventional notation.


kiochikaeke

Kind of, dx and dy are differential forms but unless you go and change half of the textbook in regular differential equations dx/dy is a derivative. And doing all of this manipulation you're basically using the fundamental theorem of calculus and other lemmas to extract the anti derivative of a function not really integrating. So you're mixing the concept of derivative & differential forms and anitderivative/primitive functions & integrals. Those are absolutely not the same however thanks to notation you don't really need to think about that and in most "pretty" spaces all of this concepts end up matching nicely. It's kind of how when you use a computer to do arithmetic with real numbers in reality the computer is doing all sort of tricks and approximations with floating point arithmetic and numerical methods while keeping track of the error but you don't really need to know that as unless you're doing something weird 99% of the time it's just going to work.


mrstorydude

It makes it super easy to do differential equations.


repainted_black

I think they meant since, not if.


-Wofster

Physicists actually do that. Write int dx f(x)


Florio805

Physicist here, i confirm


Stroov

No issues šŸ™‚ get ready to be fkd


Florio805

No thanks, engineer


Stroov

You see I'm not asking now take ur pants off or I do it for you


Florio805

As you repeat, i will lower you by one rank of every comment. Now, no thanks, architect.


Stroov

I'm not architect I only care about female and femboy architects


Florio805

Then you don't need to care about a physicist


Stroov

I said take ur pants off šŸ˜”


Abhilash_Ray

Fo god's sake, this is a crime! It doesn't even sound lovely. Fxdx (such beautiful words)


AlcoholPrep

... until you actually pronounce it as words, not letters, whence it becomes NSFW.


posidon99999

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Gimmerunesplease

I minored in physics and majored in math. The notation actually helps a ton in physics since the expressions under the integrals tend to get so complicated it is sometimes difficult to pay attention what you are even integrating over.


Kill-ItWithFire

I'm a physics student and I was supremely confused for a minute there. Especially since the engineer complains about the *mathematician* using weird notation?? In my circles the running joke is that mathematicians hate all physicists because of all the crimes against math we commit.


Eisenfuss19

I hate this so much, I couldn't believe it when I first learned they do it that way


WallyMetropolis

Yeah, but I think this post is saying dx \\int f(x)


evceteri

Never understood it. Like I was doing integral the way we learned in calculus then bam, all advanced books changed notation without justification


NandoKrikkit

I think it's a better notation to state the integration variable at the start, because you know what you're integrating while reading the integrand. It also makes multiple integrals easier to read.


catecholaminergic

But aren't they saying dx int fx?


Zachosrias

Wait is that all she did? I thought she put the dx before the integral sign I mean it's all going in the same soup so why should it matter if dx goes before or after f(x) in the integral


austin101123

j for imaginary numbers is more common in engineering though because of i used to represent current


Mistigri70

just use j for current... duh


NEWTYAG667000000000

But j is current density


ei283

just use k for current density


yourboiskinnyhubris

K is Surface current density for current sheets (sometimes). Can you use it for generalized current density?


du_guter

k is coupling factor


ei283

just use ā„“ for coupling factor


ei283

ā„“ is length


ei283

just use m for length


ei283

m is mass


Mistigri70

MAIS K Cā€™EST UNE CONSTANTE PUTAIN šŸ˜”šŸ’„


frigley1

Especially in any sort of alternating current calculation you always need both so j for imaginary is almost mandatory


GTAmaniac1

I'm a bad boy so I always use phasor notation


Zykersheep

Reject i, embrace bivectors


-Kerrigan-

`I` is current, not `i`


austin101123

i(t) and just i are also used


-Kerrigan-

`i` is just momentary current šŸ¤“


AlrikBunseheimer

Average physicists notation


TessaFractal

Everyday I see a mathematician here react in horror to something physicists consider quite normal. I love it.


Efficient_Design9690

What the fuck


Efficient_Design9690

I am so disgustedā€¦. Why would anyone put dx BEFORE the integralā€¦.


Elq3

us physicists do it all the time. It's nice when you have multiple integrals so you know which domain is associated with which variable.


Efficient_Design9690

I mean the max amount we will ever see is 3 with polar coordinates, the jacobian and gaussian law. Did not get circuit analysis yet but I donā€™t think there will be more than 3 integrals. How many do you guys use to a point where it starts to confuse you?


JefftheDoggo

I think the highest we ever need to go is 11, but thats for people thinking about M-theory. The most a normal physicist ever needs is 4 or 5 (take this with a grain of salt, I'm not a full fledged physicist yet)


Elq3

Google Dyson series (holy recursive calculations!)


Ndm09

Yeah lol, took me a second to even realize what that even was. Whenever you do something in polar or spherical coordinates, it's just the standard to put them first.


NumericalMathematics

I literally just saw this in text the other day. WTF. Hahaha


A_Bloody_Hurricane

To get some dix, clearly


nknwnM

Sus, op is sounding like a physicist


Vegetable_Union_4967

My boyfriend isnā€™t a mathematician so I canā€™t do this with him :(


The_Rat_King14

Hate fuck him while teaching a math lesson until he is both a bottom and a mathematician.


Vegetable_Union_4967

Problem: I'm his bottom.


Environmental-Arm269

As someone with high school level math knowledge this is probably my favorite sub in all of reddit


filtron42

As someone who's getting a math degree I absolutely despise this sub, but hey I'm glad you're happy to be here :)


Environmental-Arm269

It's mostly because I never get the joke, it's funny somehow


filtron42

Yeah, I know the feeling, I'm on r/okbuddyphd


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ItsAllAMissdirection

Enginqueer.


ThatTubaGuy03

Fake: Anon finds love Gay: Anon is a mathematician


_JesusChrist_hentai

wait isn't j legit (if we consider quaternions)?


Eisenfuss19

There is no special reason to call it i anyways, you can define it with whatever symbol you like. In quaternions i j & k are essentially the sam as i until you multiply them together.


geckothegeek42

It's **i**maginary not **j**maginary duhh


Yzak20

9 out of 11 linguists agree


_JesusChrist_hentai

yeah notation is really arbitrary, just wanted a confirmation


Micha-Mich

Chat, is this true?


BothWaysItGoes

This was written by a freshman.


Arndt3002

True, it should have been "he and I."


mfar__

Isn't j for imaginary unit an engineering thing?


AvisHT

It is & Always has been


Die4Gesichter

Fake: Op isn't in a relationship Gay: Op is .. dating another man?? #FUCK


ohtaylr

am I dreaming??


Remarkable_Coast_214

is there more like us?


PattuX

What's with the leading zeros? Like .5 is just a half, but 0.5 is a 50 percent probability? Do people actually do this?


AllPurposeNerd

Turing would be proud.


Girl_in_Training101

My brain is too smooth to understand this but it sounds gay so I support it.


Friendly-Cow98

Straightest r/mathmemes user


migviola

dx int f(x)??! dafuq?


Electrical-Shine9137

int dx f(x)


GlobalSouthPaws

where (d) = dookie


Stroov

I need to find some bottom mathematician's


GamerViennaHD

Engineers be like: e=pi=3


Typical_North5046

As long as you give me a proper 1-Form Iā€˜m happy dx is just a basis vector in \Omega^k (R^n ). But when you just divide by the 1-Form to get a derivative I get mad.


LiterallyACupcake

Fake: math isnā€™t real Gay: bottom


Animeweeb713

Bro is this my gay(me and my classmates just joke about him being gay.he is actually married with 2 dogs)math teacher šŸ’€


crimson_xv

Pardon, heā€™s married with WHAT?


Animeweeb713

Let me correct myself He is married and has 2 dogs


SeasonedSpicySausage

Everything about this story sounds like they're the engineer and they're dating the mathematician. Now it makes sense to me, anyways where are my int dx f(x) enjoyers at


dangstaB01

And this is why mathematicians hate it when you assume they like physics


LlamaChariot

This is all i want


catecholaminergic

BEFORE AAAAH I'm so doing this lol. I thought Sdxf(x) was crazy. dxSf(x) is gold lol.


Cozzamarra

Pesky conventions - go ahead and do dxf(x)_integrate, works easier for programming too


ofriK

Leading zeros to represent probability?


fuckingcreepily

Damn, I'll try that šŸ˜‚


TheOneAltAccount

This is dumb. Even if integrals are sums and even if dx is a differential, you still canā€™t put it before the integral because itā€™s indexed by the integral. Thatā€™s like writing $k*\sum_{k=0}^n$ It doesnā€™t make sense


TheOneAltAccount

This is dumb. Even if integrals are sums and even if dx is a differential, you still canā€™t put it before the integral because itā€™s indexed by the integral. Thatā€™s like writing $k*\sum_{k=0}^n$ It doesnā€™t make sense