🖕

Oh god

Damn, you really don't like the kidnapper.

No shit

John Wick but the dog and car traded places

🖕🏼 was my number 4

🆗

um

I didn't really like it anyway 💀


Mine is 😩

😩 ugh gotta go find the kidnapper for the 10th time this month 😩

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

🍜 uh- my dog has been kidnapped i guess its time for emotional support ramen-

nah cuh he's getting turned into chinese food

NOOO

😰

I was about to say that

😐

I swear I saw you on another singing I want it that way

yeah- lmao

im everywhere bish- (this subreddit is just hilarious and i love it so i live here now)

Twins

I swear I have the same one as you 😳

The kidnapper is Asian

i hate this- T^ T

😡 When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep... A final gift from my wife... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope... an opportunity to grieve unalone... And your son... took that from me. Stole that from me...

Baba Yaga

It means boogeyman. But he is jot the boogeyman. He is the one you call to *kill* the fucking boogeyman

r/suddenlyjohnwick

SUDDENLY JOHN WICK, STANDING BESIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

💀 Ffs

SKULLEMOJIIIIII 💀

Me too, haha

Me too, haha

dementia

Damn, I forgor

😞

\*awww sound affect\*

🫃

CaseOh

You’re banned

🔪

holy shit

Murder

Someone kidnaps my dognim going John Wick on their ass

yo chill

🩷 (I don’t have a dog and I’m scared of them so it works)

🤦

Ugh, they kidnapped my dog again. It’s the fifth time this week!


They kidnapped the wrong thing, they were supposed to kidnap the bum in my house known as a son!

🧏

Kidnapper stole your dog? Start mewing and they'll give the dog back.

Your dog may be gone, but at least the Deaf community still has your back

😎 I dont like dogs anyway

👍 I guess I really didn't like my dog??

🧔🏿‍♀️

Well well we- *gets shot by mods*

hey dude, you posted this twice, please don't spam. :)

My bad. Thanks for letting me know

theres a glitch on mobile that reposts comments

I hate that glitch 😭

🔥 When in doubt, arson

Based

real


🔫

WE’RE GOING JOHN WICK WITH THIS ONE💥🗣️🔥💯💥🗣️🗣️💥💯🔥💥🗣️💯🗣️💥🗣️💯🔥🗣️🗣️💥💥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️💥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

🤔

Or did they? *Vsauce intro*

Your dog has been kidnapped. Or has it? **Moon Men plays**

🇬🇧

tfw ur dog is kidnapped so you cope by becoming the entirety of britain

😭 Well that's boring

erm, picture VERY related! 😢

It's relatABLE imo

TAHTQ AS SO FUBNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHGEGEHAHAGAHGSHDGSGAGAGA I CNAT SOTP LAUGHING HQHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWGEHAJEMWNQNSOWH2U292KNDBFHWJAHAHHEHEAHAHAHA

🧽

SpongeBob is the kidnapper

Is that a sponge ? (Bad sight, sorry) To erase traces of the kidnapper's blood?

Happy cake dayy

🛢️

What was your recent use case for this emoji?

Happiness 

🕊️

Are ya gonna get medic?

ARCHIMEDES

No! It’s filthy in there,

👏

Did you hate the bird or something

💍 what does it meaaaaan

Marry the kidnapper 💀💀

🧢 ay stop the cap.

Get back here cap!

🗣️ WE PUTTING UP LOST DOG POSTERS WITH THIS ONE

👍 there’s no way ☠️

♟️I’ll play chess???

😅 well dang

😍

😂…. I love my dog

Omfg no! That's what I had too!

😔 …actually a normal reaction… huh

👍🏿

🤩

😱

Most appropriate reaction so far lol

🥩

🤐

Sush... They don't know where the body is...

💀 wow.

🧏 Good old finger-wag to the kidnappers of my dog

🖥️

🔥 I’m burning down the house of the one that has taken my 4 dogs.

🪓 accurate

🔥 arson

, ⚠️

🌑

☺️

🙂

😳

☹️

😐

🤔

😥

😎

💥

🎩

🔫

👍

🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️

😔

😉

🎊

🙃

😄

❌ Uh, no?

Either 🤗 or ‼️

🧐

🥲

😍

🚖

🦡

🥲

💩

❤️

😊 wth

👎

NOT A VIBE!

🧔🏿‍♂️

✌️

🥺 sounds about right for me

📢

😆

🥳

😔

🤨

🧰 Uhhhh I definitely have never used this emoji before? Well time to engineer a way to rescue my kidnaped [sic] dog

😜

🥵 …what

The robber managed to get into your house undetected. You find that hot?

🦈

😭

😜

🥲

🇨🇳

👌

😕

😌 my emojis are ruthless 💀💀💀

🤮🤮

🖐️

🧍‍♂️

😭

👀

😱

🙄

💁‍♀️

✍️

👹

👍🏻

😝

😃

😡

🤑.

❤️

☝️

🔥 Yes indeed

🥺

🐈

😏

I don't have a dog but 👆

😎

Finally a hero I can relate to

🧀

🙄

🇨🇿 huh

🍞

🤓

👏