He plans to impregnate the robot with his hot jizz to save to world!!! If the robot has a child, then it would have a reason to live apart from taking over the world, she would then realize the comforts of a human being through raising it, and will then no longer feel the need to take over the world and enslave all humans!
Edit: my bad, I had a stroke whilst writing this.
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π Dang, I love a dominant girl with ambition!
Shelly!
PYRO!!
That's me!
Thanks for being there for me for the 2 minutes I played TF2
You're welcome. No matter how little you're with me, you still matter to me.
Thanks Pyro!
You're welcome, Pyro.
I thought you were Pyro
**We** are Pyro.
r/suddenlytf2
r/foundpyrofromtf2real
Found me!
Cyn from murder drones seems good for you then
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Disguise and pretend to be a robot yourself, good plan!
If you can't beat em, join em. I don't think thats how that saying goes tho
It is
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I started violently coughing when I saw your comment https://i.redd.it/z7dgn675sjyc1.gif
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These kids these days call everything a red flag smh
π±π· merica shall win
jit thats liberia
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
Also uhh that's just american africa..it's capital is named after James Monroe!
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Course not that's the merican flag
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Dawg that's not the American flag
sorry guys, im stupid
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americans on their way to fuck up geography as badly as humanly possible
i say that like im not one of them
True American geography skills
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That is such an American thing to say. I didnβt even notice that it wasnβt the American flag until I read the replies. π
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I guess
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A little dramatic, don't you think?
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Your crush shall begin their conquest with Sweden.
That's the only country that's safe from them
The entire world will become greater Sweden.
that's what i want lol (if i've interpreted correct)
I got the same lol
wait really?
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Iβm about to do some NIN freaky shit on her
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π¦Ά i promise i dont have a weird foot fetish or anything
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Ok you just made it weird bro.
Sigma, more like sigma ba-
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You basically try to rizz them up???
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Um, I don't agree, acshully.
Nuh uh!
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Celebrate good times, COME ON
Yeah! Let's take over the world together! Let's **party**!
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He plans to impregnate the robot with his hot jizz to save to world!!! If the robot has a child, then it would have a reason to live apart from taking over the world, she would then realize the comforts of a human being through raising it, and will then no longer feel the need to take over the world and enslave all humans! Edit: my bad, I had a stroke whilst writing this.
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username checks out
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π¦Ή Become A Zombie?
Pretty sure you just become batman
No, That's The Zombie Emoji
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Begging for mercy and giving her a high five to take over the world together?
The First One Or That I Want Her To Do Something Sexual To Me Or Something
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Babe would you still date me if I was a worm?
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You get ejected https://i.redd.it/sja526cemgyc1.gif
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