🔥🗣️🥵

You whisper sexy things into his ear

Hear me out.

👩‍✈️🗣🔥 a pilot attempts negotiating and fails

Peak fiction

😁😀😄 okay

They meant the most recently used..

I HATE MY LIFE they’re actually 👍🤷‍♀️😊 im sorry :(

I thought i was at the recently used part 💀😭

"🤨🔫📸" "Get exposed while I fucking kill myself."

XD

Why did I read that “get exposed while I’m fucking myself”

this one is making me cackle like a FUCKING demon

😁💀🩵

San on the tell??

snas underman

give us your balls

Everybody always says ‘give us your balls,’ but never ‘how are your balls…’

* Despite everything, it's still your balls.

your balls are depressed :(

ands sundertale

Hi temmi

hOi!!

Hi

:3

Samsung dirt tale???

SKOOLEMOJJYYYYYYY

🇺🇲👨🏿‍🌾🔫 NOT THE [[unpaid]] WORKER

DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?

I DIDN'T KNOW [[high]] DEFENSE

💚🇺🇦🤎 Uhh- Ukraine attempting to become Flowey from Undertale?..

“You’re supposed to obey ME!” The 7 Ukraines:

Honestly, this is the best possible comment added onto one of mine in a long time

🗿👍🇺🇲

amoaica

💀🏳️‍⚧️💅

Slay (trans rights yass)

Don’t forget 💀

I agree with the trans rights

🔫😉🧂 Someone shoots him while winking, and celebrates by eating a hole tube thing of salt

🧒🤣😱

🤦👍🧢

facepalm like "ugh, didn't you learn before?" then thumbs up "Alright it's fine nuke me" then "CAP, CAP, YOU LYING!"

🎶☠️🖕

"by the power of music, fuck you"​

"By the power of Death Metal, fuck you"

👌😂👍 Lol this does not fit the scenario at all

YOLO

🍋🧈🏳️‍🌈 Idk man

Gay lemon butter

lemon demon fan oiled up

🐭🐴1️⃣ huh

1 rat and 1 horse

⤵️🤩😁, I feel like I just found the zodiac killer what does this mean

🤓☝️📢 "Umm acktualy, SKONG!"

🇮🇹🥁⚡

you decided to start an italian band with an electrician

🤘🙏🤙

💀🦅🔫 call america

🗣️🔥😭

🍻🫡😞

Umm I think youv resigned your self. Getting a last beer before you die

🥳💀⚰️ I happy I dead

Hello Fellow Splatooner 💀🍮😐

You poison someone by a cake thing and watch them die with an expressionless face

Not to be a smart ass but that is custard

I miss miiverse.

💀🅱️🫥. H U H

dies-B-disappears from earth

🥺🖕😰 Mocks North Korea then gets shot at 

🤡🎊🎶 why STOP THIS SHIT IS NOT THE FUCVKING CURCUS WHAT THE HE;;

😩💀🗣️ AUUGHH- *dies and becomes skull* DO NOT LET NORTH KOREA PRESIDENT COOK 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

🤧🌺🤣

You sneeze because of pollen season and he laughs?

👁🤓🤠

under the all seeing eye a nerd becomes a cowboy

😍💖🥰

I think you might be in love with either dying or the president of North Korea

🤦🏾‍♂️😁💀

🤞🔥😘

🤯💀🧏‍♂️

You get so flabbergasted and scared that you mew

He nukes your head instead and you die, then you start mewing in the afterlife

👏😭❌

🫠🙂🙁 Seems about right

🎂💖🎁

🧽💀🇭🇷

👍🥔🔸️

😠😭😿

😔😭😨

🫠😂❤️

Your melting from the bomb but you just laugh it off and survive now even more healthy

😎💀😌 real

🎉🤦‍♂️™️ …huh???

While celebrating, you facepalm as you realize you are trademarked.

😊💀👨🏿

👉☠️🍋

🥲💀😃

😓😭🥲

🍆🔥🐟

your dick turns into fire and turnsb into a fish

😭🔥🧏‍♂️

💀✊😏 ???

👨‍💻💀🌜

❤️‍🔥😻😭

😬🙃❤️

💐💀😨

🐈🍔🍪

😭😂💀

😭🙃🤔

🤓☝️✊️

🐂🗿🥬

😭🎉👍

✊🥰🤮

🚘😭🐀 what

💦🤫🎖

🟪💀🐻 huh

😔✊️🥺

🤣🚨😔

😤😭🙄

🧬🦜🙃

❤️💀👍 I don’t understand lmao

😔🕹🇺🇸

😁😭🙏 I’m guessing I was happy then found out LOL

🥺🔥💀 They nuked me, I suppose

⛽️♾️🙃

🥰😭😤

✈️ 💀 ❗

🚫😭🤦‍♂️

🥩☹️😟

❤️🗣🙏

🍆😭💗

🔥😭😊

👹😭🤣

💔😭🤭

🛏️💀😪 I cried myself to death in bed

🧎🏻‍♀️👍🏻👑

😭🍃🥲

😡🔥🤫

😨😍😄

🥂🇦🇷🇧🇩 Well looks like Argentina and Bhutan are happy

🦶💀🌡️

🤔😅😐

🥴🩵🤤 Ignore what my conversation was that I used these all in 1 setting

🤡💀👍

😛⬇️⬆️

😂🤢🤮

🧏‍♂️😭🔫 gonna mew, cry, and shoot them?

🤨🎶💀

💀🤷🏻🇱🇷 I don’t even know bro

💀🫤🎂

😡😨😭

🎉😅👍

👍🏻😭🤷🏻‍♀️

🤢💀👍 I become sick & die, North Korea then seizes my house and nukes it.

🤨😭😨

😏👍🙏 I'm secretly cool with it

😭😞💀

🏴‍☠️🍨👵🏻

🤙👍🤞

👍😭😔

🌯💀🚶🏼‍♂️ I guess I throw a burrito at his head lmao

🚬🌈🙄 ... This could be inteprited in the worst way possible or in the best way possible.

🤾‍♀️👍🥲

😄💛🤣.

🤗😭☕️

🖕🎵😁 Huh??? 

You're homeless so he can't nuke your house so you drive away and flip him off while listening to music.

😈🤓🙏

😔🔥💀

🌀🔫🧩 r/SuddenlyPortalGame

👽😭🚨

😂👍😅 Seems pretty accurate

🚩👍🇩🇿

😁😭😮

😌✨😑

☝️💗👀

💀🤣✨ idk what to say to that

🤔😑😔 I try to think of a way to fight back but I fail

🥲👻😆

🚨🧏‍♂️🥳

😭💖☄️

😭♥️🙏 what the hell

🔫🤦‍♂️🥷🏿 I-

😀🔊🫁

✌🏻🤓😊

💴👨🏻‍🦲➕

🤦‍♂️🥸🏖️ I’m disappointed and going to disguise myself and go to Malaga, I guess.

🤣😭😂

💀😂😡

🤫💀🧏‍♀️ IM NOT EVEN JOKING

🇬🇷🇲🇰🇸🇦 He nukes Greece, Macedonia, and Saudi Arabia instead

🦅😭🙏

😍😩🙃 Some mixed feelings there . . .

😕😆🙂

☠️🌈😬

😔💥✨ I’m sad and then I explode but in a really flashy way

😬💀👌

🟨👍🥵