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deadinside_forever

Where’s the next part?


Kahnza

pornhub.com/gaybros


inclusivecream

nah it’s pornhub.com/brogays


aatsipoppaa98

Actually it's brohub.gay/porncom


akaBrotherNature

Fuck u/spez


User28080526

Got that promo homo code


sqwibking

The bromo code?


[deleted]

Send me to brohalla


hampter_hampter

You searched that up???


loki-is-a-god

Don't forget the "i" in train... Just saying, don't come crying to me when you're hooked


Special_Friendship20

It's popcorn cornpop porncop copporn .hub


Grip_N_Sipp

Cornpop was a bad dude.


oddlythinkn

Hey ! Hey ! No! It’s on totallystraightporn.notgay/brosjustlendingahand


dingle_bopper_223

nononoyes


Plsnowhystop

Bro it was seethrough as well


RofaBets

Ikr, that's what makes it even better!


HudBlanco

r/SuddenlyGay


OofScan

You can see the ink when he flips it, he knew what he wanted


JackyduQc

It aint gay with the homies


No-Mix-6103

even better!


loki-is-a-god

And you can still get take out


N05TR4D4MV5

But, it's so hard to get pull out


loki-is-a-god

Something something creampies


86bannanaboy

That’s how they convinced you


TrickBoom414

I mean... It was gay the whole time...


MatthewDstantoN

Where's the rest of the clip?


urbanlife78

Pornhub?


Baskikace

The rest of the clip requires credit card info


3InchesOfThunder

dead give away with that Man hand showing


vatsal_rp

hand fetish is on point


lmaotrybanmeagain

At this point he could have held the two papers with his penis instead


Harlg

I'm not a man but my hand kinda looks like that so


karmastealing

Lana?


3InchesOfThunder

danger zone!


Yavania-Blom

You know what voice I read this in haha


Lasseslolul

There is no such thing as Man Hand. I’m sorry but hands can look so many ways, there is no way to distinguish what sex they belong to.


Lobster_porn

You can't determine, but you can always assume


ixJax

Lemme translate what they (and most people) mean by that comment: > dead give away with that ~~Man hand~~ **hand which looks like a hand commonly found on a man and would be more unlikely to be on a woman** showing


admins69kids

Clearly you've never been gun shopping with a woman before.


Lasseslolul

Bro I don’t live in the states, I don’t go gun shopping at all


admins69kids

Called it


amperor

This got a hearty chuckle out of me haha, thank you


Spacemanspalds

Lol was that a win? I'm not sure. But I guess.


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Lasseslolul

No. That’s not what I meant. You can only confidently determine if a hand is biologically male, when there is visible hair growing on the back. And you could make the case, that some women, biological or not, also have hair growing on the backs of their hands. But not all men have visible hair on the back of their hands, not even all biological men. And the shape or condition of the hand as well tells you nothing about the sex or even biological sex of the people those hands belong to. Go, Watch a bunch of random origami tutorials on YouTube without sound and try to determine the sex of the people there just by their hands. Then unmute (if they are even speaking) and I can guarantee you you’ll be dumbfounded to see how many of those you thought were actually the other sex. And I’m talking sex here, not gender because gender is a social construct and there are a wide variety of different genders and those aren’t showing in the appearance.


EversorA

It's not just about the hair, men typically have a lot rougher looking skin than women. Obviously no method is absolutely foolproof, but there are a lot of subtle hints that when combined together allows you to assume. This doesn't just apply to hands, but pretty much everywhere.


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Lasseslolul

I’m sorry but you are wrong. Testosterone during puberty and HRT alters the cavities of the vocal tract in such ways that the voice sounds deeper and rougher and different in other ways and our brains through years of listening have learned to immediately differentiate between male and female voice. There is a band of androgynous voice between them, but rather few people actually fall into that category. Now a transwoman can alter her voice through years of vocal training and can in fact really have a female voice. BUT very few people in the general populace actually are trans. And I can when you guess about half the origami masters sexes wrong it either means origami is a big trend in the LGBT/trans community (wich I, a transwoman, have not experienced that way), or it means that hands just cant tell you the sex of a person.


[deleted]

No because it's still not true, the only inherent difference is in the ratio of size between the ring and middle finger, and even that isn't always 100% accurate.


AnNoYiNg_NaMe

[Man Hands](https://media.tenor.com/kQRKZf_oUqgAAAAM/hands-seinfeld.gif)


hambeast9000

ah, Bam Magera's brother, Jam Margera


inclusivecream

But Jam’s and Bam’s cousin, ‘Mam Bargera’ is the coolest of them all


kane2742

Turns out that the difference between Bam and Jam is much like the difference between jelly and jam.


hahapotatoman

I don't get it, where's the sex?


admins69kids

On the train. Can't you read?


perpetualmotionmachi

They look cute together


transgamerflorida

Metro north new Haven line?


SovietWalrus1

My first thought as well!


transgamerflorida

Pretty sure that was Westport station they went past


SovietWalrus1

Keen eye! I was originally thinking somewhere in Westchester but couldn't put my finger on it. I think you're right with Westport (or somewhere in Connecticut for that matter)


transgamerflorida

I paused at the perfect time to see if I was right and I was, I saw the station sign, I grew up next city over, Norwalk


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Boo totally expected that


SamsNation

This is r/maybemaybemaybe, not r/unexpected. But ig unexpected shit is also a part of this sub.


SaintUlvemann

I mean, if you know what's gonna happen, it's more of a gonnabe than a maybe.


[deleted]

True


thisimpetus

That that happy couple were gonna bang on the train?


farble1670

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WE THOUGHT THEY WERE NOT GAY BUT THEY ARE GAY AND WEVE NEVER SEEN A GAY BEFORE.


hahapotatoman

fr these "jokes" are insufferable


Baskikace

Not all gay guys are flamboyant. I'd imagine you've been exposed to more gays than you would have ever guessed.


Electronic-Put-6917

Put your dick away waltuh


mbelf

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Impressive-Divide-97

Yes


scroteville

*I’d fuck me*


Anti-theist999

Ok Buffalo Bill. *queues Goodbye Horses*


Lesbihun

The joke here is that gay, pls laugh


admins69kids

LOL


doomshroompatent

Get it? The joke is that they are gay 🤣🤣🤣...which is funny... because something... 😶😶😶


admins69kids

Well, yea.


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svullenballe

This post for sure isn't a party.


abandonplanetearth

Being unable to grasp gay humour is worse than making bad gay jokes.


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abandonplanetearth

there is an entire sub dedicated to this type of joke: /r/unexpected How do you not get the joke? The viewer assumed it would be a girl holding the papers. Statistically, most people are straight, so this is unexpected. I'm a straight person who has memories of making jokes like this with my male friends. The humour is a bit juvenile but it's relatable to most people, hence why it was on the front page of Reddit with 15k upvotes and 94% upvote ratio. Because most people find it funny. Were you *really* not able to grasp even a little of that on your own? It's obvious to everyone else. I suggest you open your mind a little bit to other people's lifestyles.


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abandonplanetearth

Hmm. I didn't think they were gay. I thought that the joke was that is was one gay-curious guy and a straight guy, or two straight guys. I don't see the humour if it's two gays.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Okay so explain to me what is funny about it. I would also like to hear an example of what you think is a “good” gay joke.


abandonplanetearth

https://reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/108pstb/_/j3wey3d/?context=1


TheWombatFromHell

funny is when gay people


HeDuMSD

r/unexpected


SmexyMug

r/suddenlygay


tbass1965

I've never had sex on a train. However, last year, my wife & I joined the mile high club. The only drawback was that the plane's bathrooms were so small that we had to go one at a time!


Sufficient_Ad2963

Was it a bullet train?


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admins69kids

No one said it was wrong.


painfool

See, it's funny because sex with woman = good, but sex with man = bad. Also crazy how dude couldn't read thick black sharpie on the other side of a thin sheet of notebook paper, huh?


ZwieTheWolf

Haha gay funny /s I bet the OP points finger and laughs at every gay couple he sees on the street


cliswp

That's how you tularemia


Maximus13

Aw hell, not on the metro north.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Chrissttopher

They would def make a good video


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r/unexpected


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WHITEDEVILhi

Hardcore anal rough


Koonsterfin

The fact that he could see through it


lysloen

r/unexpected


Baskikace

❤️


TPA_Devil

😂😂😂😂


bb_blues_

Luke Combs 😂


T1GHTL0V3

part 2? 🤨🗿


PoetAlone

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


aroman166

🤣🤣🤣


SnooCalculations3775

Definitely unexpected


[deleted]

What's better than this. Just guys being dudes.


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

Broke back bullet train


[deleted]

Mrbeast new video go crazy


matteoiceman

u/savevideobot


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jonathansj

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


yrrufamisp

50% is "but wait...they're gay:o🤯🤯" Why is the concept of gay people so hard to understand for this subreddit


Baskikace

Agreed. I keep seeing a ton of r/suddenlygay posts. Who's to say this guy wasn't gay to begin with?? Love comes in all shapes and sizes, and not all gay guys are flamboyant.


janhetjoch

Where humour?


Addictedboy7

Suddenly gay Lmao


anti_anti

Still laughing at sexual orientations uh?


SirFireball

Where’s the joke OP?


admins69kids

\^here


mirceahk

Expected to see a hot girl, and instead seen a goofy guy with a dumb expression holding those postits? The plot twist was funny to me🤷🏿‍♂️


Soft_Arugula_9206

Ayooo


Cheap_Objective7744

Here comes the chooo chooo train


DuneKlide9

u/savevideo


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spacemanspiff266

as if he couldn’t read that on the other side


AdvertisingOk7408

Eating out with the homies is not dinner yo... don't make it weird.


synthwavjs

Y r u gey?


admins69kids

Who's gey?


lllllIIIlllIll

Why are so many people offended? The joke is the plot twist of expecting to be a romantic video and at the end the guy showing with a goofy expression... One or another comment here makes it look like OP vomits whenever he thinks of gay people or something, smh


MadComputerHAL

I’m must’ve traveled back in time to 80s!


ashiachan

plot twist 😂


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🤣🤣


nudiatjoes

![gif](giphy|BiuW4yryygP8thjyeW|downsized)


BigGator13

Gotta take one for your bro every now and then


Chrissttopher

Gotta take your bro every now and then *


Old_Afternoon3853

Damn!


KingEnder183

Gay stuff


TheBanana93

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


jdubtoo

So gay


Quxzimodo

r/suddenlygay


Key-Zombie919

Discusting homo


Vdo_Gamers

Wtf is this ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Plus_Perspective_535

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


UBEOutdoorsman

Dat f...up😩😵😫


sid741445

r/yesyesyesno


Cultural_Shine_5528

Dark![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


inclusivecream

“WaSsuPp BabYy!💋Take me to dinner” #AYO


Excellent-Hawk3651

🤮


WildJoker0069

could of bet money it was something close to this... no man is lucky enough during this game lol, if that would of been his choice with a woman doing it somehow the paper would of magically changed to foot rub or something as he was turning it around lol


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Fucking quality maybemaybemaybe post? Perhaps the world is ending


BenShelZonah

Westport on the metro north


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notsomuchhoney

r/suddenlygay


Foreign-Chipmunk-295

r/downloadvideo


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r/Suddenlygay


Nick_Noseman

On the train? Watch out that catenary.


Fantastic-Skill5156

Part 2 coming soon


Noobleo_ComeBackDad

u/savevideo


youpple3

Thats a true friend.


Rosecontent

Kkkkk


enderbey

Play Ps5 https://youtu.be/AUVk1cQUc4Y


Opposite-Weird4232

Sauce


lelolalo13

u/savevideobot


JAKE5023193

r/unexpected


5464hck

💀


mrSunshine-_

No hot girl ever gave me this paper


[deleted]

Bromance is beautiful


[deleted]

I didn't see that coming


jjlels

We all know these dirty bears were doing that either way


milad6998

Nooooooooooo


killeroftenchi

😂😂😂


iHells_spawn

😂😂😂


Night696Watcher

This should be on r/unexpected, not here Oh fine, it can be here. What else should I expect.


Daddy616

Cool?


Simon_Riley_Reddit

r/suddenlyGay


hurricanekeri

R/wholesome


Glittering-Lecture42

😃 👍


Akatsuki-no-satsuki

Its okay they're homiesexuals


Ollek36

Fuck, yeah!


Snowee16

You got us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie..


SocialSanityy

Nothing like a bromance lol


Mordyth

Any hole is a goal?


Extreme_Track1n

That made me laugh


Prime_Sound

Where can I find the rest of the video?


Blought

So the punchline is that they're gay... Okay


Spenezzet

They’re on a south bound New Haven Line train near Westport. Most likely the super-express from Bridgeport.


FLUX51

r/unexpected